How Beowulf Should Have Ended

[amshg21]

yep .................

[SMoshFreak456]

Ewwwwwwwwww.. Hahah

[Overlord1ification]

*Pussy fart* Eeeeewwwwwww

[ZombieRammstein]

Yeah..Ehem.. Dont really know if to bang Grendels Mother int he last scene...

[KATTALNUVA3]

Why exactly did Beowulf break down in that first scene?

[trangttuong1]

@KATTALNUVA3 because it doesnt make any sense =))

[shinobiung]

actually you ruined it with the cheap fart humour, just as Beowulf was ruined with that silly "I am ripper, gouger, tearer . . " scene

[wwfww]

@shinobiung what?

[thestigmister]

No, it doesn't make sense at all. None of them do!

[mrbigbacondude]

EEEeeewwwwwwwwwww..... lol

[FightForUtopia]

*bloop, bloop, bloop*

[musicisscience]

@MrChupacabra1995 *smh* Dude, I wish I could.....

[MrChupacabra1995]

Please tell me that was a fart at the end.....

[AkInnocentKiller]

@MrChupacabra1995 yes. that was Fart xD

[loup296]

hehehe lol phanny fart

[droppenbombs13]

ewwwwwwwww! hahahahahahahahahahah XD

[elementalalliance]

yesterday beofulw was on tv(in netherlands: veronica))

[wonderwoman614]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[kenshinjd]

how about a gobble?

[PERFECTCANVAS]

good, good.....

[chaoticcrossbow]

i laugthed freaking hard at eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

[Nichimoon]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

dude. seriously?

[Sceadusawol]

It could have ended like it did in the book.

Because, you know, It is supposed to be based on the book.

[assk1ck3r66]

*bubbles* ... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

[EpicWin0CriticalFail]

LoL, Queef...........

..........

..........

[watashiwadaisukithis]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

[antopied]

I am ripper, tearer, slasher, gouger I am the teeth in the darkness, the talons in the night I am the powerful waves of the ocean the- mighty wind in the air that.. brings the soft breeze in the morning th- I am the.. dew upon the flowers that glisten in the sunlight *sob* The pleasant scent of f-frreshly cut grass *whimper* The giver of presents to small children I give hugs when noone has to give hugs my mother's kindness, and sweetness, and cheer I'm beowulf!! (best 1:20 of my year)

[dudupoduappu]

@antopied I'M BATMAN!

[mrghetoful]

how beowolf should have began, title screen then *credits*

[bobbyperrault2]

the one with the dragon acutly happened in the story

[sjclassics]

hahahaha she queefed

[kizzer134]

lol so many little kids dont understand the ending XD

[watashiwadaisukithis]

click 2,1,2,3,2,4

hilarius

[RedJacket1996]

rofl at the ending XD

[lashnecwa]

I saw the movie and it was Awesome and the end of thsi vid where she farted ( or something)

I n the water and he said eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww i laughed my head off

[Gravitiscale]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! SHE FREAKIN KWEEEEFED!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



[xslapthecookiex]

HAHAHAAHAH! Oh god  I just wet myself !

[Ravxge]

1:36!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAH

[SuperKratosgamer]

Beowulf was a dragonborn?

[CitizenKahne1015]

@Greychanjin If you value your life and don't want world to end, then you won't finish your statement.

[Greychanjin]

So... The king had sex with Grendel's mother, and so she gave birth to Grenel!

Then Beowulf had sex with Grendel's mother, and she gave birth to a DRAGON!

And then... CHUCK NORRIS HAS SEX WITH GRENDEL'S MOTHER............

[goldenpizzaking]

@Greychanjin ok i have know idea what you just said

[TheRandomSigns]

King: So Beowulf, did you kill Grendel's Mother?

Beowulf: Nope, BUT I DESTROYED HER!!!

[andofiftyone]

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

[rydertupua]

beowulf should tell superman n batman how he killed grendel

[andymanable2]

He banged the shyt out of her XD

[SavageR3ApZ]

grendor is like its alright its alright to cry dont worry lol

[ElectroShockor]

Meg at 2:35 with stewie in the bathtub xD

youtube.com/watch?v=Y5oxC-U7Rx­k

[XxFoubarxX]

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!

[ronictiger]

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww



[RuaniJr]

haha she queefed

[MyAwesomeNoob]

@RuaniJr first to like!

[Kraboomzah]

he should have taken an arrow the knee.

[powermetal6669]

LOL

[Choggisback]

Funny as hell

[guyxy]

i never stopped laughing lol

[pallasatheneofwisdom]

I'm pretty sure that  Beowulf was an Anglo-Saxon hero.

[Ateamgrl]

i have no clue what that was.

never seen it.

[evolvevixen]

next time you get an ancient viking hero to cry, time it.

[IKE0709]

it took me a minute to get what the 9 months was for.....

then i remembered *giggle*

[jaydon60555]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[okmroh]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewww eeewwwwwwwwwww ooo god eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

[kingofslayers44]

BEOWULF WILL NOT BE PLEASED TO SEE THIS

[okblablablahuhwhtev]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



[MrTheKing77]

2:35 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[kingofslayers44]

BEOWULF WILL NOT BE PLEASED TO SEE THIS

[rocknrollprincess616]

"'Yes, there is still time... Probably about nine month's time, to be exact... I mean if you want... to put it on the calendar... Eyup."

[MrFidle]

the soft side of beowulf

[Quaderium]

yep...

[PurpleGem1]

roflmao

[bossygirl10]

Fuck yes lol all of those would have been absouletely fine especially with the king. The ending was freaking classic if only that would have happened.

[Lapdol]

Im from Frisia

[Lapdol]

Im from Frisis

[TheCookedGrenade]

The ending rocks! LMAO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW­WWWWW!! ;)

[TripAClaymore]

When no one else will give you a hug, think Beowulf.

[roosterofjustice]

0:52 finally someone has candy im sick of pulling down my pants and getting no fucking candy

[bloodsucker331]

lady farts, king says eeeeeeeewwwwwww!!

[dcfefs]

@bloodsucker331 thats not a fart mate.....

[bloodsucker331]

@dcfefs oh alright

[telecasteredtodeath]

Man, this shit stays funny!! 

[1googlithproductions]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[whatAhead26]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww <3awesome\



[randy3798]

....PUSSY

[VetranNcrTrooper]

"I give hugs when no one else would give hugs!"

[theDennisallred]

IIIII AAAAMMMM  BBBBEEEEEOOOWWWUUULLLFFFF!!!!!­!!

[ReyesX77]

hey may be beauwolf but..... i'm batman

[61reha61]

thats suck

[sdcftr]

What's the yogscast doing there at 0:38 ?

[shady1237]

@sdcftr no one knows...and we will never know

[TDATDIAlina]

@sdcftr Ho-ly fuuuu--

[Belckan]

@sdcftr have you even seen the movie?

[BigPlayKiller]

lmao

[dawangstaman]

Lol the grendels mom part

[TheInventiveddog]

lol pussy fart at the end  ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

[Zannthos]

Aww and i liked beowolf.. lol except the thing with the king omg fucking gross...He 'poked' Grendel's mother *shivers*

[Dark0Kitten]

I'm am the mighty air that...brings the soft breeze in the morning!!! lol

[jdos2]

He is the bread and the knife- the crystal goblet and somehow, the wine.

[bananamanly12323]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus RO DAH

[TheBansheeBomb]

in their tongue he is named beowulf,DRAGONBORN! FUS RO DAH

[metalkingdom100]

the giver of presents to small children!

[David76481]

I used to be a grendel like you but i closed the door to the arm

[GinDragon]

I'm pretty sure I just crapped myself

[mm1487]

How about a shark coming in the end and rip her apart...say Jaws maybe.

[DominiqueTorretto]

lol

[RC1207RC]

I am ripper, tearer, slasher, gouger.

I am the teeth of the darkness, the talons in the night

I am the powerful waves OF THE OCEAN!

The.. MIGHTY wind in the air that brings the SOFT breeze in the MORNING the-

I am.. the- dew upon the flowers that... GLISTEN in the SUNLIGHT... *sniff* The PLEASANT scent of.. FRESHLY cut GRASS! *breathing* The giver of presents to small cheeldren! *cries*

I give hugs when no one else will give hugs!

My heart is kindness.... and sweetness! And cheer! Im Beowolf!

[monster762]

@RC1207RC Wow, that's original. Did you come up with that by yourself?

[jeisensei]

@RC1207RC Way to quote there sparky.

[TheLochyo]

@RC1207RC You really do know how to repeat the joke that was in the show and make it sound like ur not a complete idiot

[FARTBLAST100]

me and mah freind were watching dis

[TheOriginOf212]

And yet there is a disturbing lack of... I'm Batman!

[killlois100]

i cried laughing at the first bit. "I am the one that gives hugs when no one else will"

[DemonwindMando]

awesome, you made a flash animation about how a story thats older than the bible (oldest story in the world infact) should have ended :)

[Dwilson1282]

@DemonwindMando ummm.... no. Not older than the Old Testament. Definitely not older than say, Gilgamesh. At all.

[monster762]

Dear youtubers. Please don't quote straight from the vid unless you are going to comment on it. Chuck Norris would not beat Grendal with a fork, spoon, cotton bud etc. And NO, IT WILL NOT BLEND.

[liqzy]

Shuda used dragonrend...

[ThePassword1001]

1:01. lllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo­olllllllllll

[CrimsonThunderer]

@ThePassword1001 W T F how did you catch it ...

[ThePassword1001]

@CrimsonThunderer I typed in the time of the scene in the comments page.

[FinnC27]

(fit mermaid)

oh gawd dat is so hawt!

(mermaid parps)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

[StarUrchin]

For the dumb: Beowulf got Grendal pregnant... Get it all you 9 year olds?

[MrAllamericanbadass]

@StarUrchin got grendals mother pregnant, not grendal

[paigered8]

"Yes, there is still time... Probably about nine months time, to be exact... I mean, if you want to put it on the calendar.."

lol oh lawd

[pattycone7]

I also give hugs when no one else will give hugs.

[Blazenooper]

2 top comments are helping the deaf :D

[monster762]

@Blazenooper And there I was thinking they were being unoriginal and lacking the common decency to put "lol" at the end in order to make it a comment rather than a quote. Also wondering why on earth do people like those so-called comments. Silly me.

[NeoGamemaster]

Press 4 for Beowulf ;_;

[azoko100]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW­WWWWWWWWWW!!

[neferiusnexus]

@azoko100 Press 9 for Queef xD

[narutowned]

It should have ended with Beowulf killing the dragon at it's den but dying because of being bit by the dragon's poison fangs LIKE IN THE BOOK!

[MrAllamericanbadass]

the giver of presents to small children

[doray649]

julian ye sucks

[Gamer4Ever727]

fanny fart at the end

[TheJoggman]

The beginning had me dying! LOL

[WilcoDeltaOut]

1:37 best part!

[wolfevanvelez1234]

 take it easy man

[shipking1995]

how long o just 9 months o ok you can have my wife because im going to die soon any way

[pepitotorinod]

2:38 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwww XDXDXDXDXD

[HAHN702]

Funniest one yet

[kingtherden]

lolled at the end.

[alexisizcoolz]

Wow

[backscratcher2090]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eew...

[rafahora]

Fus Ro Dah!!

[Conzo798]

@rafahora No Dovahkiin! Nooooooooo!

[heartsickruben]

@rafahora

*shoots arrow in your knee*

[godzown009]

press 9 for eeeewwwwwww

[yuanzhi1]

this is crap

[roflpivot1]

...What the holy hilarious F**k did i just watch!?

[TheBananamonger]

Eeeeeewww

[xXNanoWarriorXx]

hehheh..........nine months time

[codders69]

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[jeramahia123]

This movie, I actually stopped watching in the first 10 minutes.

Usually, I'm an understanding and considerate person. I wait for a while and see if the movie has something else to offer or I take the time to watch it since they took the time to make it.

But I just thought "wow, this is really awful. I mean, It might of made a good game or if it was with real people I'd might still watch it to the end. But this is just awful! I don't even care what happens. What were they thinking" -click-

[monster762]

@jeramahia123 You're wrong, the game was terrible as well.

[Matrix70151]

@jeramahia123 yeah! Grendal is fu@ked uo?!

[xxobliviongatexx1]

Ahh beowulf did u kill grendals mother?

uhhh..no no i did not

well we'll just try again later theres still time right?

yes there is still time.. about nine months time in case you whant to mark it down on the calender

...

umm yeah

[MrSmarterCarter]

Beowulf never did any of the things in the movie:

1. He tore off Grendel's arm

2. Murdered Grendel's mom with a giant sword

3. Killed the dragon like a boss.

[jadenjmajor8]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew odee that was funny

[Iruka1991]

@jadenjmajor8 the best part

[ccoopplay1]

Hahaha oh my God that's awesome

[WhiteWolfAvenger]

Awww.....Beowulf is Santa Claus!!

[GrayGhost2020]

I'd have you kill grendels mom at the end :)

[PetraRocks100]

this was so much better than the actual movie!

[monster762]

Enough with the quoting directly from the clip! It reqires ZERO effort. For all those people who like those comments, lick my balls!

[Bortias1]

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwww xDD

[ElysianRS]

@gangimichael1

How does a dumb ass like you get top comment by just repeating the shit in the vid wtf you had 30 friends make youtube accounts so they could like it? Trolololol.

[monster762]

@ElysianRS I aggree, it pisses me off big time.

[gangimichael1]

@ElysianRS

1. Actually, writing down a long, funny line from a Youtube video is generally the top comment in most of these videos.

2. It's strange, because my comment is not the top comment. Lmitch456 has the top comment. For some reason, mine appears there and his/hers does not.

3. You will probably complain about that one as well, because he just wrote "(bubbles come out of water) EWWWWWW.

4. And no, I did get my friends to like my comment, and am quite surprised it has so many likes.

[deadfish30]

@gangimichael1 you can always spot the nerd by the repeating of the sentence that just made them spoof

[simw7]

@gangimichael1 sounds like god lol haha

[Jameslikespudding]

@gangimichael1 The last 3 before the "I'm Beowulf" part sounds like he should say "I'm Santa Clause"

[TSroyal13]

That is so damn funny, and sutch great!!

[ReapersPizza]

give it 9 months, then ill do it