Borat in the Hamptons

[91Kairat]

Тупой ебан!!!

[milstein91]

this guy is a genious,nobody makes me laugh like him

[napajedlacek]

STUPID JEW COHEN

[howtoplanaparty]

some folks need to learn the art of shunnin and spurnin.

[ZatoSama]

do jo have svimming pool in xxxxxxxxxemtons?

[kernelpanic99d]

That was one of the best!!!

[SithSereyPheap1]

Big nose lots of money = Jewish

[youandme4everish]

SHUT UP BORAT!!!!! we understud if a horse is like..... its like a man .....

[Corkboomer3000]

Dam can’t get any sexist then this lol

[comradehmb]

hhh ... she d d started dozing in such a long story.... i think it oughtta be told to kindergarten kids to make em sleep

[stealthunter14]

Do you like Khhempton? sorry I did a spit on you

[N4CR5]

she was lying

[primitiveworlds]

she's so nice to listen to him for so long!

[destined2sleep]

@zest4lyfe believe me, i am not ur mate

[destined2sleep]

@zest4lyfe u mean ur mother and grandmother? only women in ur life.

[mikefan09]

yo seriously, wot does jayshemash mean? some say it greeting, others say it insult?

[mattleslie74]

@mikefan09 It is actually "Jak sie masz" which is Polish for "How are you?" Borat introduces a lot of Polish phrases in his vocabulary. Other examples are "Dzien dobry" which means "hello" and "Dziekuje" which means "Thank you". Borat of course uses them in a completely different context thus ensuring that what he says really doesn't make any sense when translated.

[mikefan09]

where is the video from the movie where the school kids sing his song "throw the jew down the well!" LOL its the funniest!

[MaddGrimm]

she needs more explanations.. :D

[BlackRabbit138]

Horse is like a man...if a horse is good is like a man is good,if a horse is big it is like a maan is big,if a hourse......bla bla bla....

[TKOConnor1]

She's being a bitch

[Negend]

when he said: in kazakstan when we hit a horse, its like, when we hit a woman. We don't hit men in kazakstan.  Then stop there :)

[XTrevvion]

did anyone watch the whole thing? lol

[BlackRabbit138]

@XTrevvion yes...me....i'm so stupid!

[jascar111]

thumbs up, if you've quoted this scene as a pick up line.

[angelyi]

why she bother about him explaining horse a horse is alike man

[musclesize90]

how does he keep a straight face lol!!!!!

[mo2dafzal]

Lol, funny as hell.

[staffsmole]

I think she wins this video.

She makes Borat keep trying to think of another example, and she doesn't bite like I think he expected her to .

She made him work on this occassion......good girl!

[TheMarksmenCat]

why did he kiss that chick ?? only time he doesnt do that to a man lol

[theSyringe]

Haha I can't watch this.. it's too painful :D

[chors2341]

i think she likes him

[TalonMercenary]

and we say, if horse is like horse then man is like man

[TalonMercenary]

omg hahahaha

[auggiedoggy]

Nice "interview" with the rider. lol

[MisterHeadrush]

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[ExitiumD]

Fking hilarious

[bl4ck0p]

Sacha kinda failed here. He wanted her to say the second part of one so he could ask if she had heard the saying.

[goldflashgly513]

what's the point he's trying is to make?

[dyog0315]

@goldflashgly513 He is point out horses is like men. LOL

[dyog0315]

@goldflashgly513 He is pointing out horses is like men. LOL

[jankendorf]

She's either incredibly patient, stupid or masochistic.

[trilobite3339]

i missed the part about if a horse is on the grass...whats it like?

[b0ilhawk]

god bless americans.

[NUMUESTIKK]

I like how he can't think of more adjectives towards the end. :D

[ambulancier]

LMAO !! "Do you understand???" !!! GENIUS !!!

[The911German]

BORING AS SHIT

[CapitalBhoy78]

I think she's listening to music or something haha otherwise what the hell is she still doing there listening to examples of how horse is like man? O_o

[BiffyFighters]

And what it is?

...that's also cheese.

[Sm0k4bl3]

this is the first time i saw borat kiss a lady xD

[mrralvintwerp]

the lady with a leopard skin coat. i bet shes got a fanjita like a horses laugh

[khimeraslayer]

"so basicly you like to ride men.. yes?"

[etbadaboum]

Borat usually depicts worse American traits. This woman's politeness is surely not one of them.

[robair9911]

holy shit that went on forever. thats how you tell an analogy

[SuperStagg1]

i dont think she understands. he should give her more examples

[dzemis77]

@SuperStagg1 I love your sense of humor ;)))))

[GamersHaveALife]

@SuperStagg1 Rofl!

[AsifLicious]

Did he just say "USA"!?!?

[KhongDaniel]

LoL!!! I would watch every movie he makes!!!

[sushanalone]

after listening to the whole video, i had to shoot dogs from the window.

[TijuanaPhysician]

That bitch is a saint, I wanted to choke children after the 10th example.

[SuperStagg1]

@TijuanaPhysician you just sick u dont choke children lol

[franklyspeaking]

Man, that girl was patient :D

[MsGfdfgd]

he fucked that poor girl's brain

[darkstar3x16]

Omg people it's all an act the people he interviews know it.

[poolprevet]

...did she really udnerstand? ...he should have given her a few more examples...

[poolprevet]

big nose and money... and she said the jews...

[sh61288]

omg i had to turn it off it hurt my abs

[WellConditionedChimp]

wow, I teared up laughing at this

[Cappacino1000]

that was just to funny

[Katykatytak]

LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION

[zebraman6]

if horse on grass it like if man walk on grass

[mikimix96]

if a horse has a foot its like a man have a foot

[Moc870]

lol how the fuck did she last

[superhamzah85]

I would have said "sorry I gotta go" after his 4th simile.

What a patient woman.

[Kiriakos1991]

That lady is a trooper! Standing there listening to Borat! LOL!!

[ChechenPride]

Do you understand? XD

[elhagi91]

if horse is old is like if the man is old :))))

[dextor314]

we say a horse is like a man

[baronblod2003]

I haven't laughed like this without being intoxicated in a long, long time. Thank you, Mr. Cohen. Thank you.

[SonofOxford]

It's amazing how long she stands there and listens to him.

[humbug0001]

Profound wisdom....I think we can all learn from this.

[RadioDeutschland1]

@bogatasakli He is a disgusting Jewish pig. Are you offended?Just look at his disgusting face.

[yootoo222]

@RadioDeutschland1 yes, yes, thrrow the jew down the well!!!!!

[MsThunderroad]

oharov,

rich, dumb, affected and mean.

so what's my income, overfed telepath?

[MsThunderroad]

Marks719,

democrats in the Hamptons?

the wealthy keep their children so locked up in that affected ghetto. they don't know their own home town demographics. there are no democrats on Long Island.

a town where rich parents teach their kids to hate the working class residents and had them replaced with illegals - the little brown ones that make them feel safe - for now.

once THEIR children are born, grow up and get bittter, the war will continue and it will get Mexico bloody.

[En45]

@MsThunderroad Marks719 knows a lot about the States. In his Alternate States of Delusion, in his basement somewhere in Ontario, he actually spends most of his weekends in the Hamptons.

[StephTheShootingStar]

wtf was all that about? 

[Marks719]

This was the worst. Sometimes Americans are just too polite, even when these people are just annoying and not funny in the least. Sasha was stretching a little too far on this one. Move on..

[En45]

@Marks719 Still pretending to be an American? You already admitted you are a Canadian. Now, you move on and shovel your driveway.

[Marks719]

@En45 Your mom is a Canadian. Ask me how I know.

[En45]

@Marks719 You are a Canadian playing the American. Ask you shrink why you do it.

[Marks719]

@En45 You have some sort of proof I am a canuck? Of course you don't. You lie for a living. Getting married to your mom does not make me a Canadian.

[En45]

@Marks719 You admitted it. It's on my channel. End of story. Enjoy youtube!

[Marks719]

@En45 It's nowhere to be found. You lie and the world knows it.

[En45]

@Marks719 Sorry you have so much trouble with technology.

In times like these don't you wish you had finished high school?

[Marks719]

@En45 I finished high school. I took a couple extra courses in pimping, so I could handle your mother.

[En45]

@Marks719 Hey no surprises there. The same tired mom jokes. You are wearing out my Canuck buddy.

[Marks719]

@En45 Nope. Like your mom, I never wear out! She goes all night and then some!

[happyoldbeard]

B===D~~MSThunderroad

[MsThunderroad]

richkid131,

the US rich are thieving anti-social scum.

your days are numbered.

[Marks719]

@MsThunderroad True.. But just the Democrat ones. Okay, 95% of the Dems.

[MsThunderroad]

what richkid131's hillbilly anti-black post doesn't tell you is that the hampton's is and always has been plagued by a white-on-white class war between the rich residents and what they call with derisive hatred, "townies".

it's fought 24/7 with the police department helping the well-heeled fascists.

the police just killed a teen townie, a teen who made the mistake of laughing at a police officer. his head was slammed against the pavement and was then arrested where he died in custody.

[oharov]

@MsThunderroad

shut up and get back to your work you poor bitch.

[MsThunderroad]

richkid131 is the perfect hampton's resident who has trouble understanding rather uncomplicated comedy and can only translate spoken language into black vs. white.

the hampton's "liberals" are the patrons of all the every far rightwing fascist business owners of the area. a political crowd that's grown especially "brown shirt" with the Obama administration.

local op eds are black jokes on the president in the spirit of longshoremen culture, pure lowbrow well-heeled Main Street gangsta'.

[richkid131]

borrat plese just get off of long island go to ammityville where its more gheetto get out of my town

[xbl2010]

borat kissed a women for first time

[kook2222]

That Woman has just thought WTF?

[RadioDeutschland1]

This guy is a disgusting Jewish pig.

[IATFalcon5]

LOL Poor girl she didn't want to be rude and walk away or interrupt

[Mettabosna]

that girls stupid..show some respect

[astoriazfinest13]

luvv boratt...but from 1:35 and on he cooda been funnier

[sjcdsteve]

that women has the patience of a saint, too polite for her own good.

[Agent1W]

@sjcdsteve Borat just cracks me up! I would have loved to be entertained personally like that.

[skeetergreen]

The horse/man part is 4 minutes long hahaha

[Wilde202]

The "if a horse ... " part proves that repetition equals comedy (and annoyance) if it's done right.

[kiasoul10]

Dam I think I like her

[iluv2kikflip]

why is this auto-tuned ? LMAO

[ProtoSnake]

If a horse dislike this video, its like a man dislike this video. [Referring to dislike people]

[amill146]

this guy is genius

[25rushh]

if a horse IS HAHA

[fugehdehyou]

i wonder whats going through her mind during that

[MrHoppybunny]

dude im crying that was so funny

[djvincentvega]

OMG

[Noahshollow]

Standing through all that, that girl must be stupid!

[clackutooey]

pure poetry

[JAMTheShark]

when he said do you understand, she should have said no :D

[Jazzyjaxx55]

he shoulda said 1 more....If a horse sit on stoop.......it's like a manz....sitz on stoop

then I think she would have understood

[oOfretlessOo]

Shes the only person who can destroy annoying orange.

[carntspell]

wow, you can just the sunshine fade out of her day in a sea of Uh huhs.....

[dirtydandruff]

she stood there listening to him for like 4 minutes lol!

[Sn0okkz]

Horse is like man.

[bluegama500]

I can't believe she stood through all that. xD

[ecotts]

LMAO

[dillonberkoski]

i was right behind the camera guy for this ! love hampton classic fire safety!!!!

[Chnamanjx]

This bit sucks, gets boring not that funny.

[primalpump10]

I want to have a conversation with him. It would be the funniest moment of my entire life.

[DulcesitaB3B3]

@MsTommyknocker He's Borat lol. He doesn't have to always have a point (:

[MsTommyknocker]

1:47 - 5:10 : What's his point?

[lealowo]

sasha's interviews are clearly staged but still very funny

[timothyjacobs69]

@lealowo not to be naive, but I'm pretty sure he's just doing improv, and the interviewees are the real deal, not knowing what the hell is going on.

[JoeDaPlumber]

@lealowo and thats why he got sued so many times

[TempestDust]

Horse=man, man=horse. Do you understand???

[violin614]

@i0o000o0l

I think I DO have, but this is very long and drawn out.

You made me come back to it again. I enjoyed watching it all again, it grows on you. But what is the actual punch line?

Maybe that it is not usual that he kisses a woman on two cheeks, and this time he did, and the whole long sequence was like to say that even though she kissed a horse (i.e.Borat), it's as if she kissed a man!!!

Anyway, yes, I like orse!

[violin614]

@violin614 Sorry, Chorse.

[TheArchTV]

If horse is fucking you, its like a BLACK man fucking you.

[tenseman08]

Lesson of today...MEN ARE HORSES

[fedefed94]

@tenseman08 AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[TheSlevaslava]

LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!

[MrROTD]

@TheSlevaslava and prostitution

[TheSlevaslava]

@MrROTD no then aids would run wild.

lol yeah legalize marijuana we need to do that.

[MrROTD]

@TheSlevaslava if being a ho was a real job perhaps theyd get health benefits and access to regular std tests, street pimps don't care about that shit. my main reason for advocating prostitution is why should anyone give a shit about some loser buying sex? I dont give a fuck, tax that shit along with all drugs, outlawing such things is causing more harm than good, i don't do either but I don't care if others do.

[MrROTD]

@TheSlevaslava and horses!!!!

[MrROTD]

@MrROTD wait a minute what the fuck?

[pacificbeauty]

LOL we say IF....(goes on 10more times) haha

[napolean34]

screwing in the hamptons..is ohhh sooo fun

[MrFireflyphotography]

I love how he just runs with it for so so long! geniouse!

[tempac91]

Aha... aha... aha... scratch... aha...

[MrValzen]

How did she keep that smile up all the way through

[weefeatures]

don't understand how cohen didn't crap up while doing that, i'd be pissing myself after the first 10 comparisons of horses to men

[xSpartanSavior]

So a man is like a horse... do you understand?

yea

hahahahaha

[iceaxe56]

she is wanting to do him

[jonasbrothersrockist]

US And A

[mschneider212]

he fucked up by kissing that broad

[OpeningSalvoe]

The first woman is a total MILF!

[Dunderhead36]

if you rape horse, it's like you rape man

[XzNightWalkeRzX]

I now have a new outlook on life thanks to Borat.

[vivaloriflamme]

How patient.

[Waiark]

it's absurd, but it's funny...

[vickli120]

this clip almost sounds auto-tuned

[XmenZednanreh]

eef a peeg sleep... iz liike, eef a geepsee sleeeep

[slimshadythe2nd]

haha this shit is hilareous

[brotherstan28]

Also we say, if hchorse is esleep, iz like.......if a man esleep

[MarceloLaraM]

HAHAHAHAHAHA MY FACE HURRRTS!!!

[BOMBOY134]

lol..we say...we say..we say...if i was the that young lady...i should have got pissed and left:)..lol she keeps saying..."ehey"