Eric Cartman Pokerface [With Video] Southpark

[Hi5Gymnast]

Stan: nobody likes it but everybodys too busy to do anything about it!

Cartman: I'm not too busy stan.

Stan: ur not?

Cartman: no I just don't care.........at all

I laughed my fuckin face off!!!

[megameganization]

stan is bad ass

[cheezkid]

Lady GaGa did a terrible rip off of this song :)

[kraydude117]

friggin audio lags

[119Elite]

:( i cant whatch this video more times cose i break the replay botton

[IamRcoburn]

go and hug a tree lol

[supreme53]

Godzilla :D

[antaineo]

Like cartmans poker face better than lady gaga

[723PanTera]

sucks that south park might be ending

[SangoStrife62]

@723PanTera What!? I hope not

[723PanTera]

@SangoStrife62 ?

[SangoStrife62]

@723PanTera Uh you posted a comment a few months ago that south park was about to end. I said I hope not

[723PanTera]

@SangoStrife62 oh yeah, guess i was wrong lol

[9753143]

LOL!!!!!!!!! 1:35 to 2:05 LMFAO

[theparodymonster1]

@Ic3k1nd ehh, i think its cartman thats singing

[AthiestAfghan]

i want to have a son just like cartman

[ojoejoe1]

funny sh!t



[Sade641025]

i don't give a crap about whales so go hug a tree!!!!

[zirius00]

jajaja godzilla}

[flipnotemaster102]

XD

[datguy414]

on 0:26 pause the kid with the hat is he wearing domo :D

[darkwolf98451]

fuka u whales! fucka u dolphins!

[feoatiji4hg]

福島原発のネタもやってくれないかな

[HORRORLUVR1]

u ROCK CARTMAN

[BlackDawn626]

I dont give a crap bout whales so go and hug a tree.

Me: -_-

*3 seconds later*

Me: xD

[TheDavid1745]

Whale wars

[dukenova1]

what is the name of the episode

[theXmizzX]

lady gaga can learn from this

[minasaint]

you can watch that episode at southpark(.)com (official site)

it's season 13 and the episode is called whale whores

[TheDarkKnight990]

This is one of the best episodes of South Park to date.

[McMobitus]

@minasaint

lol its actually whale whores

[killerman560]

@minasaint actually the episode is called whale whores

[Cheatmaster22]

KOCHIRAA KOCHIRAAA !!! :DDD

[RunoJohnsson]

The americans should have used godzilla to scare the Japanese, isntead of murdering alot of people. Thumbs up.

[ERivera177]

I hate whale wars hate it

[XxComablackxX1937]

haha ITS GODZILLA!!!! im watching Godzilla 1985 now too

[Metalluca4]

Fuck you Whales!Fuck you Dolphins!!!

[shootsniper]

BEST SOUTH PARK EPISODE EVER WITHOUT DOUBT! JUST AMAZING HOW GOOD! BANZAI!!

[crazyranga90]

0:49

lol

[jantsjara]

CARTMEN ROCKSSS

[kilu61]

fuck lady gaga

[Love4GameSoundTrack]

TARAKTA KALIO ULATAI BANZAI BANZAI BUSHIDO!!!!!!!!!!

[jademanjo]

south park: 1 Lady Gaga: 0 XD

[owner123ism]

veel beter dan lady gaga zelf dit is veel beter en de film is ook super wat betekent owkaberoeda=? zeg het als je het weet oke

[TheVinodBBal]

Love It

[letthembefree]

@minasaint the episode is whale whores not whale wars

[Silveristhebest123]

WHAT THE CRAP DID THEY DO TO STAN!!??!?!?!? OK, I HAVE to look up that episode!!!

[stackodude12]

@minasaint Whale Whores

[kylelisa100]

i dont give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree

[AmazingMarkV]

"I don't care about dumbass whales!"- Eric Cartman

[gummiosten]

i can't watch anymore than season 11 because im danish -_-'

[CarlCozyBaby]

@gummiosten lol iam swedish and we can watch eny episode we want

[SweetLOvixd]

omfgXD

i lke poker face now!XD♥

[tokman20]

P! P! P! P! P! P! P! POKER FACE!!!

[mikem5169]

8 people are in the closet lady gaga fans

[DaddyFunkful]

i hate this song this way it cool;}

[CABOOSE35]

Wait for it!

NOW!

Japanese:オハイオ州のたわごと！そのゴジラ！

[wanttf]

@xytler lol. you are talking to a comic.  you know that, kid?

[TheTimandJoshShow]

@xytler  LOL

[xX101ki11sXx]

@minasaint i thought it was called whale whores

[HouseofAtreus01]

Oh, those goddamn Asians!

[Foxwoxi607]

Fuckn awsome!!!!! Anyone play mw2 on ps3. If so message me on my YouTube page

[SamLee500]

Love it when he does the, 'Russian Roulette' line.

[Snowpoint1]

GAUZEELA (Godzilla)

[xboxplaya420]

YA WERE BAD ASSES 

[Loyalty1269]

"pull up next to them. The fight is on!!"

[southpark11888]

it was pretty good exept for theblack out parts

[Emigdiosback]

can't wait til new season. last season became boring after jihadist threat. they should show those episodes again. the guy who posted the threat was arrested for trying to join a terror cell in somalia, so the network has no excuse not to show them.

[shukei26]

@minasaint actually it's caleled whale whores

[shukei26]

thumbs up if you think Cartman can sing!!!

[PMurda112]

OMG that episode is helarious! F**k u Dolphin

[strongbad58450]

But, Sid, you saw the show before Stan took over, you have to admit that it was nothing but incompetent vegan pussies doing absolutely nothing and turning it into drama.

But, their old captain, Paul Watson, was an unorganized, incompetent media whore who thought lying to people was okay as long as it served his cause

[twistedmetalero]

from all the friends, stan is theonly who use a gun and kill a person.

[TheSquig101]

cartman is fucking funny... i love this episode its one of my favorite i love the godzilla part

[TaubeeesNuesscheeen]

Little Boy soonks another japanese boat! looool

[divine0302]

Cartman rules!!!!!!

[sarasingslots]

"I'm not to busy stan." Your not? " no. I just don't care. at all."

"I don't give a crap 'bout whales so go and hug a tree"

" CANT READ MEH CANT MEH NOK HE CAN'T READ MEH POKERFACE"

[shadowcan3]

Oh no Godzilla!!

[scorgati]

whale wars rule .fuck the japs go hunt for bigger dicks u fucking yellow asses

[freshkidd1110]

"stan me and kenny dont give two shits about stupid ass whales"

[TheTheRP1]

@freshkidd1110 so true

[perojankovski]

way better than Lady Gaga :)

[scorgati]

@perojankovski so true

[hmanjmanproductions]

Take That u Fuckin Japs!!!!!! Stan's Gonna Own Ur Ass!!!!

[VikeLover]

@minasaint It is actually called "Whale Whores".

[scarfacedood]

does anyone think eric cartman sings this better than lady gaga?

[kiweg97]

no Minasaint tell's a lie the episode's name is called Whale Whores

[roma1109]

I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHALES SO GO AND HUG A TREE LOL LOL

[SweetWanilla]

PAH PAH PA pokerface PA pa pa pokerface ma ma ma ma!! xD epic

[Drunkendunker]

you can actually understand what the lyrics are in cartman's version

[Jamescrowley1516]

southparkstuidos google it i don't know the link but has EVERY episode ever made from season 1-14

[cutiger3115]

Stan me and kenny don't give two shits about stupid ass whaaales. haha

[scorgati]

lol

[TheAzathor]

im not too busy..

i just dont care..

at all.

[selbydate16]

Does anyone know what the Japanese was?

[firecape5]

nice its Super FUN

cartman is a super fat ass but he funny

xD

[chelokun]

Souyh Park is right. Whale Wars sucks ass, nothing ever happens!

[Glassmedketchup]

0:49 Haha i laughed so i hard 1st time i saw it!!

[Mokumbo]

PAPAPApokerface PAPApokerface! ehehehe.

[elmo98763]

whuttheeefuuuck xDD

[FyuFyu]

xDDDDDD cartman is so cool

[aidansparkes]

lol turns vegan pussies into actual pirates XD

[Hallickdude]

Coolest south park episode EVER!!

[13DJX13]

i want the song in my ipod DAMMIT ANYONE KNOW WERE I CAN GET IT?

[nmrc180]

I don't give a crap 'bout  whales so go n hug a tree!!! XD XD Classic Cartman

[aplakatw]

WE NEED MORE REMIXES....

[miamanifold]

is the episode where the poor paul gets harpooned in the back of the head still on you tube? the 'bad asses' one ? ....it seems to have been removed ..maybe its under a different name, now that really is a scream , hope its still available...

[BattlePiggy29]

chicken and cow?!

CHICKEN AND COW!!!

[TheElite61]

it was so good my girlfriend made me subscribe

[librefy]

South Park is really good in teaching the truth while at the same time making it fun. :D

[sjhamilton2]

Exactly, i wish the world would take the Goobacks episode to heart.

[thenoobfactor]

umm, do you relize what they really decided to do? (back in the pile guys).

[ZECTCustomUnit]

@librefy

Hence, they're the only group that can get away with the "N" Word.

[RunoJohnsson]

@librefy Dude, they dont tell the truth that often.

[jenilovespurple]

i don't give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree lol awesome lyrics XD

[bufordbecker4662]

South Park rulezzz

You can watch full episode at South-Park-Episode. com for FREE!!

[sjhamilton2]

and if you don't want a virus southparkstudios you spammin d-bag

[bogartdaniel]

Very Cool. My favorite

[elvirus20]

Cartman RULEZ x''D

[MikeKiller123]

Sound stealer! =D