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  • One person booted out of a match cos he went into my rocket launcher and started arguing with me then he boot me. And Tbh I bet the team that I was in lost cos I was helping the hole team until a ass jumpt into a rocket I mean I said "stay distant away from the rocket" but he didn't listen..

  • i fuckin hate people who do this

  • lol, i was playing reach really late the other night, i was tired and didn't think twice about booting my team mate, turns out he was playing split screen with 3 controllers, so i booted my whole team. but after the match he starts having an emotional breakdown and freaks out messenging me like some ten year old. was funny

  • I love how he shoots to the beat in the beginning.

  • i hate it when ppl take the game to srsly and hav no life

  • AH, YA FUCKIN' BRICK :P

  • @severelyPWNED he said AH, YA FUCKIN' PRICK, not brick

  • Contrast is too high to be a capture device....

  • I find it fun to go round big team shooting my team a bit until someone gets angry and kills me, then I boot them, Its a fun game xD I once managed to bring the entire team down to just me

  • @lukesmall1 which is why I'm guessing the majority of people you meet on XBL don't like you

  • @lukesmall1 so you go on xbox everyday just to annoy people.... if you have some parental issues or something work them out yourself

  • @RandomStuffs99999999 I dont think parental issues would cause me to annoy people on xbox live. When I go on xbox live my goal isnt to annoy people. Extreme boredom cause me to make that goal. fuck you

  • @lukesmall1 so you just said that annoying people isnt your goal.... then you said that it WAS your goal.... in the one comment you managed to contradict yourself in 2 consecutive sentences... please explain?

  • @RandomStuffs99999999 my goal isnt to annoy people when I go online, it is later from boredom, learn to read and understand a sentance

  • @lukesmall1 so it ends up being boredom... so in the end it IS to annoy people.... so this conversation has just gone in circles....

  • @RandomStuffs99999999 well my conclusion is that you are a living period. Because there was actually no reason for you to start this argument, your just an asshole

  • @lukesmall1

    Reason for starting argument - you just annoy people trying to have their own good times playing games.

    The asshole comment - read the above you fucking idiot. Now who's the asshole?

  • @RandomStuffs99999999 Thats no reason to start an argument as it doesnt affect you and probably never will unless your xbox caused you some form of serious trauma in the past

  • this happend to me on construct when i throw a fusion coil and gernades up a elevator cause the entire red team was up there, and some retards on my team came in thinking they could take out the whole red team and got killed by the gernades, and said i was retarded and booted me.

  • the color is so juicy

  • when i boot i boot for real on my 24kbot unix server

  • I agree, thats happened to me like 40 times its so fucking retarted.

  • Actually im 13 and my voice sometimes gets me booted and killed(by my team) and i just want to play the game. But i still can relate to 12 year olds who i accidentlly kill and they boot me.

  • same thing happens to me! there's this dude named I pwn noobs and he was on my team, and just killed our players! i ended up killing him a few times, and then led him into enemy territory, but he kept killing my team! how the hell do yu boot ppl like that?

  • really lame.

  • what is a piff

  • Haha! I don't boot people if they kill me. once. I only boot them if they kill me twice.

    "Oh sorry it was an accident!" Twice?! Fuck You! Great Film!!

  • Pause at 0:21 it looks like he's shooting out red piff

  • this video is true i remember when i joined one of my friends parties and a retarded over sensitive kid was hosting it and when we were fighting in slayer anyone who killed him would be booted i did this and every time i was invited back and join again he would boot me again and he got really mad at me and yelled at me before he finally booted me from the party he was about maybe 12 years old

  • i hate those kids

  • i have a brother like that. he's like 10

  • ahh ya fucking prick lol

  • hahaha lol im subscribing lol

  • The voice is so close to Kyle Brovlofskys' cousin Kyles' voice on South Park. Awesome!!

    (Oh Jesus this mountain air sure is dry)

  • You know what if you dont have a mic

    you shouldnt be playing live let alone boot someone they say srry and u boot them your an ass if they kill u purpusly then its fine

  • I agree, but this is as much spam as bob is.

  • ☻/

    /▌This Is Bob Copy And Paste Him So He

    / \ Can Take Over Youtube

    Bob must defeat bunny!

  • /▌

    / \ ☻

    That used to be Bob, until i RIPPED HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF AND BURNED THE FUCKING WOUND WITH A HOT KNIFE!!!

    AHAAHHA MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    No, but seriously, forced memes NEVER work. "Bob" (as these kids call it) will be gone pretty fucking soon.

  • however THAT was funny. Nice job mate.

  • lmfao hahaha MODDING?! you dumbasses think they MODDED this map?! hahaha go home kids !

  • Haha.. you guys fucking suck. Machinima doesn't mod. That was on Avalanche, a Legendary map and you're just placing a spesial effect from forge there idiots

  • Actually, Machinima (I think you're talking about the user Machinima) isn't a person, it is a website that allows other users (like Darknal and DigiPh33r) to make movies using games as a medium to the firm. It doesn't matter if they mod the maps or not (Chapter 7 of the Forgotten Spartans had like 200 Spartans and 200 elites on the screen at one stage all just standing there).

  • thats not an mod

  • Well then can someone explain how they managed to get that many Spartans and Elites on the screen? When I first saw it I was thinking it was just a camera trick or editing (as in they just copied a section of the clip and pasted it over the same clip)...

    Yeah...

  • only boot someone if they do it over and over again

    If you boot someone for no reason you just have less people helping you

  • i think modding is good for custom games and machinimas cheating just ruins it i dont care if people make maps cooler or have awsome effects on machinimas

  • Oooo look it's digitalph33r xD

  • That happens a lot. On XBOX Live one guy called hukuha mike got in my spike grenade's way. He was in my friend's list and he sent a bunch of shitty messages and booted me. And I bet he's like getting a F in all of his classes....freaking kids.

  • if that booted guy was with bungie than OH BOY

  • yeah me too and theguy stopped in the ddle for me too

  • that happens to me alot

  • I hate guys like that online

  • wtf?!?!?!?! wat the hell was that

  • What a nerd to get all mad about that.

    Like he said, "It's just a game".

  • I got booted for a betrayal once, I don't even know what I did LOL. It was in the heat of battle, lot's of people killing each other at once, and some ass walks in front of my sticky, the most common mistake you could perhaps do in that situation and the noob boots me LOL!

    Also, back in my Noob day's, just got xbox live, level 1 on ranked team slayer some asshole sent me a comment so illiterately saying "LOL uree fucckning taerible" my reply was along the lines of new, doesn't matter a-hole.

  • That pisses me off so much. Like one time some idiot walked in front of my Spartan Laser.

  • lol it happens alot.

  • here is something to all the noobs:

    when someone betrays you, and they have more kills/points than you,dont boot them.unless they do it twice. thank you

  • PC and consoles are pretty much the same and I've modded games be4 and its not that fun

  • Wait, so you yourself use an SDK to create stuff for pc games? Like maps, skins and mods?

    Yea.. thats what i thought.. You dont.

    Its fun.

  • Well the quality of the game experience is up to the user. My point about modding was that it's fulfilling to make a mod, and make money off it. (make a site, make money off advertising)

    Also, it's great to bask in your creation.

    Plus, I was a console gamer until 2 years ago, and the console gamer community is a bunch of whiny kids/wannabe gangsters. There are some friendly people though.

    As for coders going to college. Well, you can't mod unless you have a big knowledge of the engine.

  • I don't think that bungie has any plans to put halo 3 on the pc... and even if they did, it probably wouldnt be until 10 or 11

  • Yea, and at that point in time the hardware needed to run the game properly will be cheaper for shure.

    Most dedicated computer gamers have custom pc's anyways. It only costs about 600$ to make yourself a pc capable of running crysis on *high (not *very high).

    Until then there's lots more to do on a PC than a console, not to bash consoles, im just saying that when you game on a pc, you tend to stray away from gaming and do more creative stuff aswell on said computer.

    I own a 360 too though.

  • this totally happened to me, i was killing the enemy team with the banshee, i carried the team to a 10 point lead, and i accidentally splattered a team mate, and they booted me.

  • This video had no point. No humor. And no entertainment value whatsoever.

  • You'll notice that with thousands of Youtube videos.

  • gay

  • So you speak in a fake English Accent to show that English are pricks and Americans are great? Nice one.

  • its not english its the ringleader thing like in cartoons and mafia jokes

  • Lol Wut? Who was talking that way?

  • lol you ARE biased. its like a mafia,or (no offence)over-exagerated jew voice.he sounds nothing like an englishmen

  • wtf? thats what you thought the message was? Why dude, your dumb, ok, a video game video of a noob getting made because a team kill has something to do with one country being better then another. Yep, it makes perfect sense.

  • I hate it when people boot me out after i killed them by accidently!!

  • I accidentally kill team mates a lot when in a close quarter fight with the others, so i keep begging them that it was an accident, and they don't boot me

  • it was supposed to be english?

    heyy! im welsh and still find that offensive!

    you tell em :3

  • thats right tell eem welshy (i am to)

  • I hate it when people kill me for no reason, I kill them back, and they get the boot! Its like, well you were innocencent, but screw fairness!

  • to linkassassin360, so true!!!

  • sounds like dakwitha360

  • Lol I hate people like that online.

  • I can totally relate.

  • He's a jew thats why he's so sensitive. Listen to his voice.

  • lol watru a racist nerd?

  • Im pretty sure hes supposed to be a stereotyped New Yorker and a bitch.

  • Thats some great logic there. your use of the law of syllogism astounds me. He is sensitive, Jews are sensitive (according to you, at least), therefore, he is a jew. bloody brilliant. think before you post.

  • lol yea ive had that happen before.

  • It is a disgrace and a lack of common sense.

  • Considering the potential of consoles, they're all shit anyway.

  • Agreed.

  • i guess ur a computer fan then, huh?

  • Some people like beer,

    Some people like liquor,

    Some people like wine,

    Some people like a little of everything,

    The intention is still the same isn't it?

  • i love you.

  • MAN I hate bitches like that. Good job, lol.

  • lol?

  • i thought the guy who got betrayed sounded like eric from tony hawks underground. anyone else notice that?

  • HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA

    its true!

  • I thought It took 2 betrays on the same player to boot.

  • "I'mmm gonna boot chya, prick." sounds like a douchebag

  • other then it bein realy bright it was good

  • 360 rocks

    PS3 rocks

    360 sucks

    PS3 sucks

    put those together and you get videos spammed by n00bs -- From.Both.Sides

    so...

    You suck.

  • How about we stop trashing the Xbox and the Playstation, which both have their ups and downs, no game system is perfect, and watch a the video?

  • Lol

  • I like the music, It reminds me a little of Crysis.

    Who composed it and were is it from ?

  • yeh man teh ps3 haz teh blew rayz and iz so much c00l3r dan 360 noob.

  • the xbox is way better than the ps3 the xbox has better games better online and overall it weighs less

  • Then again who gives a shit.

  • did u just say it weighs less, omg. what do you do with ur xbox. Bench press your xbox or maybe u play catch with it. It dnt matter if it weighs less. its staying in 1 fucking place.its nt going to get up 1 day and say o i weigh less i cn do back flips, press ups.lol

  • Fucking retard the xbox has loads of big games. Gears, Fable and yes halo. Microstoft fixes the repairs and must be doing best because sony are losing big money in gaming.

    Don't gimmie that oh Fables shit Gears is shit crap either cus thousands would disagree with you and btw the big shooter on ps3 is still MGS4 i no cus i have the console. And halos still big because it gets updated all the time with new gametypes and achivements and shit. So fuck you 360 is the best.

  • i also have a 360 and a ps3. i think you are forgetting resistance 1 and 2. killzone is coming out soon aswell. that being said imo the xbox 360 has a better catalogue of games right now but this year the ps3 is looking promising.

    The whole console war thing is stupid. Both the ps3 and 360 are great platforms, neither of them are better than the other

  • god damn it why do people fight for these two pieces of plastic with little computers inside it. it's either you like it or not, little fanboys -.-

  • why do you watch a xbox360 game then....noob

  • umm why do you care....noob

  • the question would be...why do YOU care -.-

  • i care because you care about something

    that you shouldnt care for

  • actually the 360 cant suck your cock, number one, it isn't living,and two your cock is to small to speak of.

  • lmao, story of my life.

  • wtf... u've never heard of halo 3... ive even met 6 year olds who know about the halo series...

  • dude...its halo 3...

  • kid doesnt know halo 3!!!! and no, its only 360, should got a 360

  • Are you stupid? Its halo 3.

  • Sounds like a guy called PH0EENIX K1NG, haha.

  • LOL u played wit him too! i was just thinking about that XD

  • that dude with the "accent" who booted the other dude is lame! (but i think the dood who got booted killed him on purpose ^ ^ tee hee)

  • well they wanted the guy with the accent to be lame.

  • thats not a sensitive player, thats a TOTAL

    n0000000b

  • and unfortunately that overly sensetive noob player is actually the comon Halo 3 kid, you encounter 50 times a day in matchmaking...i know it´s horribel to think of, but it´s the truth.

  • Well I meet them a lot more in other games, barely for a few seconds they boot me so quick.

  • i know right. 1 year ago i laid a trip mine to protect a flag when some noob 5 minutes later touches it and boots me

  • Once a guy on my team jumped into my Spartan Laser and booted me within a second

  • i got booted from a server on TF2 for killing the admin on the other team. stupidest reason ever.

  • omg thats hapend 2 me so meny times od cod4...

  • lol yea that is stupid

  • one the reason you do all your major betrayals in Grifball. That way, they'll take it off the damn playlist because u cant boot anyone from griffball for betraying...

    FCUK spelling

    ^^^ on purpose

  • I once got stuck by my team member (on purpose) and accidently ran into another team member and got booted.

  • gz...

  • My friend is just like this. So I purposely kill him at the beginning of a CTF game because he was being a loser in the lobby. I get booted. Problem for him though, half the players on his team are my friends, and they did not like him booting me. They betrayed him, and slowly the team became 3 players versus eight. The other two players just left the game. My friend lost in BTB. To this day he has not learned his lesson. Idiot.

  • i hat wen people are walking while im driving and i try avoidin them then they just run in front of me, then i splatter betray them and i get booted, but wen i get betrayed on purpose cuz the guy is a fricken fag, i cant boot

  • same here pmouse

  • does machinima know PH0ENIX K1NG? did you guys model this character after him?

  • I can relate.

  • i hate people who boot you for gay reasons like that, seriosly why cant bungie just take off team killing like every other major game

  • Because, Halo is supposed to be fun, Not "NO YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO JUMP. NO YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO SHOOT YOUR FRIENDS FOR LULZ. NO YOU CANNOT RESPAWN."

  • I hate people in real life who are like this. You accidentally bump into them and they explode on you, even if you apologize to them.

  • i hate booters they are gay

  • ROFL at :51 because he threw a plasma and it splazered him! :P

  • Yeah I noticed that lol

  • haha lol

  • booters are usally fags

  • are you crazy!! it's just the opposite!!!online rocks

  • that's the story of my life

  • I killed the party leader during a game of fat kid and got the boot. Little power-abusing jerk. Funny video, by the way!

  • lol

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

  • Pretty good vid but is so true i hate when that happens...cept when i killed my teamate [he was team killing anyway though] and whenhe respawned he was trying to kill but i told him you kill me and'll and return stronger than eva and apparenty he beleived me

  • lmfaooo!!

  • hahahahahahahaa!!!!

  • ahhhh ya fucking prick lol

  • lol, happened to me when i accidentaly stuck a guy when he ran in front of me.

  • i hate when that happens to me

  • agreed

  • One time, i was fat kid, and i killed the party leader and he booted me, the little fucker...

  • He's from the Bronx!

  • WoW, This machinima video looks like 3D-Graphic

  • LoL Juicy FX

  • lmao what the hell Halo is 3-d what are you stuck in the 70's?

  • no he is using the juicy filter

  • i can relate when i betray someone by accident they boot me when someone one does it on purpose to me i dont get the boot i only boot ppl if they betray multiple times i usually dont boot though i wish the betrayl booting let u boot people all the time like the option shows sometime it dont

  • the guy that died embodies 70% of all halo players sadly.

  • Word on that :|

  • can so relate

    and also have u ever noticed that whenever someone betreys u on purpose u cant boot them but whenever u accidently betray someone u get booted

  • yep. i always get the guy who jumps on my grenades or sticks his head up when i'm sniping