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  • wake up people, god is not exist.

  • Doesn't get much more conclusive than that.

  • oh, and he forgot to mention: "and a blow-job"

  • @sookiestackhouse2u

    No, that was Clinton.

  • @BadMannerKorea ... LOL

  • Lol!!!

  • Prayer works... When you mean it.

  • @HautRod No.

  • Here is a little poll- all who would chose being like a robot but without pain, thumbs up this comment. All that would rather have free will and pain, leave a comment.

  • @monkeysrj What about those that spot a false dichotomy?

  • To clarify; all theists believe their faith to be the only true faith, all others being false.

    Logic dictates all are false.

  • @creationliberty - "... praying to false gods ..."

    I can't believe anyone can believe that all other deities ever invented by man are any less true than the one he professes faith in. That's the key piece of evidence that should alert the intelligent theist to the fact that ALL gods are FALSE!

    To go on & deny all science that might call their god's existence into question in order to defend their faith is foolish.

  • As we mature, we put to bed one superstition after another. That is, if we hunger for knowledge of the true nature of the Cosmos. Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny are revealed as fictions. The last step is realizing the absurdity of Deity. One usually must get that on his own, as most aren't brave enough to tell you. If that makes us intellectual elitists, so be it. Btw, I was 12 when I 'got it'.

  • LOL...funny stuff....

  • I have had enough! This is outrageous! Quit making fun of my Lord! if you don't Believe in God, that's your own problem! but to make fun of God is beyond even political correctness! So stop RIGHT NOW!

  • @FADisthenumber1man saying there is a lord is an insult to us, and go defend your god with something else than that fictional book called the bible

  • Hahaha! That's kinda' funny. Bad conclusion, but funny video. However, the only way to know if someone is praying to the true God and true Christ, and not a false gods under the same names, is to compare their actions with the Scripture. (atheist don't do that) It's hilarious to, time and time again, watch atheists just believe anyone who says they are a Christian. They have this mindset, "If they say it, well then it must be true!" It's like atheists believe liars don't exist, LOL!

  • Oh this is priceless :D

  • Yeah, as in worthless!

  • LMFAO!

  • pretty sure that was 16 seconds :))

  • @zlobies Beginning and end don't count. The actual message was 7.

  • good video ja ja ja!!!!!!!

  • Whats that music in the beginning of the video?

  • LOL! Best ever!

  • @Pompelipom33 Jihad bone smoke piss

  • Checkmate! LOL! He should've prayed to Zeus. Zeus had a better war strategy.

  • God is a bully, yes people have rights to believe or to think that God is all loving but really? Tell that to the starving families, war torn nations, etc.

  • Epic.

  • Phucking awesome! Too funny!!

  • im crying in laughter right now.

  • you gave me quite the laugh!

  • LOL Bush was praying to Satan.

  • How is this proof? Maybe when he started to pray, God said" Not this asshole again" and ignored him.

  • Hahahahaha! The evidence is irrefutable!

  • sharingundragon has a point, PRAISE ALLAH!

  • if bush prayed and failed.

    by that law then islam is right.

  • @sharingundragon Allah the only god, Mohammad the only prophet.

  • @KLowD9x...There is only one God...but Mohammad is a false prophet. He is an instrument of Satan.

  • @xraycat30 Jesus was not the son of god, only a teacher. Mohammad the true and only prophet of GOD. Satan is your lover!

  • @KLowD9x Mohammed was a kiddie fucker...a murderer..a thief....and in no way represented the will of God.  Satan was his lover. Jesus is Lord and the way of God is to forgive those who sin against us and to love God. You will learn eventually that Jesus is the only way. Mohammad was just a hack.

  • @KLowD9x So you support the idea of a man in his 50s having sex with a 9 year old child? That makes sense to you? You like that idea?

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  • @xraycat30 Why would you talk about your pope like that?

  • @KLowD9x..Mohammad was how old when he had sex with Aisha? You think that the will of God wants an elderly man to have sex with a little girl? That's the core of your faith bud. Try to think about it.

  • @xraycat30 How is it any different from your priests molesting little boys?

  • @KLowD9x....It's different because priests molesting little boys is against the faith. It's a sin and the church and the scripture make that much clear in multiple ways. It's not condoned or encouraged...and most priests aren't molesters anyway. But in Islam, it is condoned. It is encouraged. That's messed up and that's an intrinsic difference between those two faiths.

  • @xraycat30 whatever he was, hes still the islamic prophet

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • @MarowakDidIt god the psycho

  • @MarowakDidIt He must have been a Corporate Lawyer

  • @MarowakDidIt Praze b to jeebuz, he dyed 4 our sinz.

  • @MarowakDidIt So God knew they were going to take the apple before he even made them. Which means he could have EASILY prevented it by doing any number of things, but instead, he makes them think it's their fault and punishes them for it. That's just sadistic. It's like a bratty little kid messing with ants.

  • Don't you dare blame God for the blasphemy of the stupid devil loser! Go Read the Bible before making such rude comments!

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  • @durge666 God created a paradise for Adam and Eve, a beautiful place, the garden of Eden. However, you cannot have both Free Will and Paradise. So, he allowed them to choose, which would you take? They chose the apple, they chose the free will, they chose the loss of paradise. We as humans, as sons of Adam and daughters of Eve, now have Free Will, at the cost of Paradise. I personally believe we made the right choice. Do you?

  • @MarowakDidIt Indeed, I alway thought that was weird. If he's both omnipotent (all powerful) and omniscient (all knowing), wouldn't he be able to do anything and know everything? So he could, theoretically, know (or at least predict) what people would do before they do them. And since he created the people in question, why tell them to do something that went against their psyche? Their basic instincts? After all, he created Adam and Eve to be curious, did he not?

  • says it all

  • what's the name of the song at the end?

  • This made me laugh...because I was laughing so hard! Thank you for the laugh! xD

  • LOL. WIN!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol, nice!

  • You take your mothers junk in your butt-hole. Don't worry you will burn in HELL.

  • It's so funny; but remember that when you receive advise ot guidance, you may follow it or not. That's your choice.

  • praying only works if your mean it, and you cant lie to yourself...dosnt work lol

    also the words arnt important, its the emotions and feeling you are putting out that matter.

    ^^^the opinion of someone with no religion. because your actually praying to yourself =P

  • xD, you're right!

  • We know half the prayer worked. He prayed for guidance and he got guidance. After all that guidance to murder Iraqi civillians and all the other shit that has happened to the US is all thanks to God's guidance!

  • HE musta got confused... Maybe he was praying for 'guidance systems', 'Warmongering' and 'salsa dip'!

    If so... he got everything but the salsa!

  • He probably has salsa too. Remember he's Texan, and they get Mexican food real easy down there

  • Look at the stte of his tie.... He shudda invaded Tie Rack... not Iraq

  • You won't find a more convincing argument against prayer than this!

  • LMAO! Well there it is. Actual proof that prayer didn't do a damn thing! XD

  • Bush has no wisdom, he is an imbecile and should have never been born. (9-11 would have never happened, but of course Cheney & Bush planned the whole thing)

    Google on- David Ray Griffin WTC 7

  • Well, as an anecdotal example it surely is very strong, this video. If preyer were to work, he'd have had strength and - did he say wisdom? Besides, studies have shown over and over again that prayer doesn't work, no matter how hard we try. So instead of praying, Bush could have tried to solve some problems.

  • goatbut29, religion is used to kill, discriminate, and torture. It would be good for you, too, to ridicule an invention used to do such a thing.

  • Excellent reply here Comedy I lmao...Great vid. Instant fav

  • hate the user not the tool. It's stupid to think the tool is responsible.

  • Cain & Abel never had to happen.

    Put 2 men in a room with no food (but water) and 1 bed. Within a week, 1 will be dead. That has everything to do with sin (because they could SHARE the water & bed) & nothing to do with survival of the fittest.

    btw, that gives me a thought. if you're an animal & not part of a pack, isn't it interesting that animals don't share their kills. They will eat themselves full, then walk off. Humans can share. Well, that is if you're not a God-hating Atheist of course

  • you're a troll and a pretty unclever one at that.

  • Atheists can't hate something that they don't believe exists. We hate the IDEA of god, but there is no god to actually hate

  • @MrYarchonis

    Even if you treat God as a mere idea and you hate that idea, then you in fact hate God, even if you completely don't understand Him, having made a twisted caricature of His true being with your idolatrous mind. You know that it's possible to hate something that doesn't actually exist. Woe to you if God is actually real, because you would be without excuse, nowhere to run from your guilt as you despair over being sent to suffer for all eternity for a moment of foolishness.

  • Your (rather bitter) comments presuppose the existence of a god. Anyone who does not believe will most likely see the often stereotyped bitterness that has stigmatized those who believe and also happen to have the capacity to think and discuss their beliefs in a meaningful way. The true being of a non-existent god cannot be twisted or caricaturized. Woe to you if, say, god exists--but it is not the god in which you believe. That "what if you're wrong" argument is weak, and reverses easily.

  • @Authilus

    This is why people should abandon outdated superstitions and actually study the world around them. I'm not willing to waste my time on crazy things people made up. I trust neither Roman Catholicism, Atheism, nor any other man-made belief systems. My belief system is not mere indoctrination, but countless hours of studies. There is only one ultimate being, who relieved information about Himself throughout the entire world, so everybody is without excuse. Man is powerless against Him.

  • I understand and respect your belief in Allah. Indeed, I have researched the apologetics of your faith, and fully admit that the "proofs" for your particular brand are just as impressive as, say, the "proofs" that apologist Christians come up with, such as the rather complicated fulfilled prophesies that both believe have been or are presently being fulfilled. However, I have also examined the equally complicated rebuttals to those claims, and found them sound. Atheism isn't a belief system.

  • @Authilus

    First of all, I'm not a Muslim, but a (Reformed) Christian. Secondly, Roman Catholicism is not Christian (it is as "x-tian" as Mormonism and Jehovah's Witnesses cult is).

    Thirdly, according to 1st and 2nd Hunanist Manifesto, Secular Humanism is a "a philosophical, religious, and moral point of view". That makes it a belief system. Everyone has a belief system, even the unbelievers have their passionate belief in the nonexistence of God, which they use to forcefully indoctrinate.

  • I didn't actually think you were Muslim--but I hope the point didn't elude you.

    Defining secular humanism is not defining atheism. Atheism is the absence of belief. You describe a "passionate belief in the nonexistence of God" which is not a characteristic required to be an atheist. Not all atheists believe in the non-existence, they merely do not believe in the existence. Lacking a belief in gods is the one and only requirement to be an atheist.

  • @Authilus

    Isn't the absence of belief in God belief in His non-existence? It's a binary choice. Either there is God or there isn't. Don't play with words. The reality is obvious. You know what atheism implies. Oh, do you even know what is required to be a Christian anyways?

  • No, it is not a belief in a gods non-existence. It is lacking a belief of existence, nothing more. I do not believe gods exist, yet I do not hold the positive belief that they do not exist. You're creating a false binary choice--forcing a false dichotomy where there is none. What is "required" to be a Christian may change from denomination to denomination; however, if you're wondering if I have experienced, life as a Christian, yes. I was a fundamentalist for half my life.

  • @Authilus

    Atheism (from Merriam-Webster)- disbelief in the existence of deity, a doctrine that there is no deity.

    Doctrine implies belief system. A test can be marked even if it's returned blank. Likewise Atheism is a belief system. Either there's a God or not. If you don't care then you're an Agnostic. Yet why would you argument from your lack of knowledge? Atheists defend their "lack of belief" as any other belief system. Plus, there're no ex-Christians, just former deceived religious men.

  • I am well aware of Merriam-Webster's failure to properly define the word atheism--they have been contacted for nearly two decades regarding this by American Atheists. Their continued failure to correct the misguided definition is unfortunate, but part of having imperfect humans writing the meaning of words for us in books. ;) Shall I provide a dictionary definition of God defining him as a mythical supposition to explain existence and expect you to accept it?

  • I will, however, mention (to be fair to MW) that they DID altar their definintion, as it once stated that atheism was the belief in no gods, rather than disbelief. Having a belief in gods--or lack thereof--does not require doctrine. This is the major failure in MW's current failure in defining atheism. There are atheists who without realizing DO have atheistic doctrines--such as MrYarchonis down there. But his idea of atheism is not a universal truth, as is evidenced in my own existence.

  • @Authilus

    Are you saying that someone can be an Atheist and lack the Atheistic position? That's a violation of the law of identity, isn't it? I'm asking, because doctrine means nothing more or less than one's stance/idea/position/teaching (because you can hold and teach your position). You've just contradicted yourself and spread confusion.

    So those are the kind of dictionaries you're using.... that explains the confusion!

  • @MichaelGabrielR : Well, sir, would you care to express what the HIM of your last sentence is? For it seems to me that you are not only illogical in your comments but grandiloquent! Before proceeding with your response to my question: Allow me to express: Stating that "disbelief in God is belief in itself" is false analogy and bad logic: It is tantamount to saying the fact that I deny the tenets of the Democratic Party makes me a Republican, etc.

  • MichaelGabrielR You say: "Even if you treat God as a mere idea and you hate that idea, then you in fact hate God, even if you completely don't understand Him": This sir is absolutely tautological and nonsensical. For it is a fallacy and poor reasoning to validate the existence of something via its mere textual reference. Before you continue vociferously verbalizing tautologies,you must first make the case for the supernatural, then for theism,and the for whatever it is you believe in. Good luck!

  • @Challuayacu I like how you used a lot of big words lol

  • @Janetvdl I had to in order to fully express all my thoughts!

  • You sir are just another closed minded, blind, ignorant Christian who refuses to pull the wool from your eyes. There is no god. None. Never was, never will be. Atheists hate and disbelieve in the concept of worship, idolatry and severance to deities. It is a worthless and time wasting endeavor that does NOTHING. Religion is the oldest and most deeply rooted trend ever created. It is a tactic used by the intelligent to scare the stupid into doing other people's bidding. "Worship or burn" Stupid

  • yeah... again, speak for yourself. you don't know what other atheists do or don't hate. Being an atheist requires one thing and one thing only, that is not believing in gods. all other things you, as an atheist, may hold to be true for yourself are true only for you and part your atheism, and shouldn't be applied to atheists in general

  • And atheists can't assume to know what other atheists do or do not hate. For example, one atheist has no authority to make a statement such as this: We hate the IDEA of god...

    II rather like the idea of a god. I wish I had a magical guy floating around to protect me and my family. I wish that upon his death, my father was warmly greeted and escorted into paradise.

    A true atheist cannot hate a god, as he would not believe in that god. Some atheists can hate the idea, some won't--and don't.

  • erm... you should speak for yourself and not "we" the atheists

  • Yeah You're Right! Look at all the terrible things religion has done! Soup kitchens, fundraisers for the poor, teaching people moral and values, and christian funded home shelters!!! Makes ME SICK! So let's get rid of religion and all the other horrible things it brings.

  • @ComedyJesus you really have to be an idiot to believe that religion is the only thing that people use as an excuse to kill. People will kill because of race, love, religion, or even differences over which video game system is better. People kill, torture, and discriminate because that's what people do, and just use anything as an excuse. You seriously have to be one of the most closed minded people I've ever seen.

  • @ComedyJesus Not all people who believe in God believe in killing, discrimination or torture. You're generalizing all religious people as fundamentalists, which is idiotic and ignorant.

  • @ifightbecauseilikeit Yeah but you can't in good concsience call yourself a Christian if you don't take the bible as the literal word of god.

    I don't really think there are any "true" Christians anymore, thank GOODNESS.

  • @goatbut29 Because the truth is important. people believing in a God isn't healthy for the mind.

  • @goatbut29 Because of it's use to control and kill people. It's an excuse for many things. It's utterly ridiculous, which we wouldn't mind, but it influences people. These people are voters, these people are politicians, these people are...everything. For some, faith gives hope. I'd argue that you don't need faith for that, but good for them. But when you look at groups like Westboro Baptist, and when you find in studies that >50% of the US wants Christianity taught in schools, you gotta say it.

  • @goatbut29

    This is a non-partisan issue.

  • @goatbut29 the belief in a god that is omnipotent, omniscient, and benevolent who is eternal and has the power to breathe life into existence while waking up every day in a world created by said god that is filled with murder rape, war, disease, poverty, cults, the kkk, the inquisition, invisible children, hitler, stalin, mussolini, racism, and hatred is quite petty and callous. adam eve and the apple was causation enough for hitler taking 4 million human lives? that seems petty to me.

  • @alantheman10 Boy did i stumble into the atheist foxhole or what?

    People...for being intellectual giants above the silly believers, you guys have a hard time with comprehension.

    Did I defend a God? Did I say anything about God being true or real? No...I said it seems petty to attack those people. If youd stay consistent and attack ALL religions Id stay silent, but no, you attack Christians. You can feel safe in that hatred, unlike tucking your tail and staying silent about Islam. Fair?

  • @goatbut29 I just graduated from a Catholic Christian highschool. Their teachings are fresh on my mind, the hypocracy and their inabillity to seriously answer any of my questions. no other religion consistently asserts itself amongst peoples like christianity has. islam isnt worth attacking; its obvious they are where the catholic church has already been; displaying violent acts in the name of their god. its easy to see their religion is nothing more than a hatred for western values.

  • @alantheman10 Lol...just outta high school eh? And already intellectually superior and smarter than all those silly-god-fearing-people. I mean, youve probably never even worked a job before or paid taxes but youre already so much smarter than the rest of us. An Obama voter waiting to happen I see. If you would TRY to read my original statement I did not defend a God, or anything like it. I said something about the pettiness of little smug liberal cocksuckers (all atheists are) hating on others.

  • @goatbut29 Oh how fucking original. im guessing your like what three decades outta highscool since you seem so offended by age, and your latest greatest accomplishment is insulting me cause your significantly older than me yet you argue like a middle schooler whos pissed at his parents. cocksucker? wow okay thats pretty offensive. obviously your way older than me i didnt realize that tax paying adults are suppossed to run around calling people cocksuckers over simple debate.

  • @alantheman10 Lol. Wait a second. Arent you the same little genius following me around in other videos commenting when you find a post of mine? Thats kinda creepy, you being so elite and all. Are we done here? Im wrong and dumb, youre an elite atheist, like the other elite atheists, and you know more than the rest of us dumb hicks. Good enough?

  • @goatbut29 Not only are you a" dumb hick" (quoting you), but you also think in absolutes, have tunnel vision, and are narrow minded. Not all Atheists are elitists, just like not everybody sucks dick get it.

  • @goatbut29 all atheist are huh? thats a pretty bold statement. I dont know if every atheist youv ever met was gay but your accusations are wildly inaccurate. im guessing you know alot about cock sucking then, it seems to be a topic of choice for you. well im off to the job i dont have because i live under a rock. have fun paying taxes, spewing inaccurate fallacies, and cock sucking brother, may god bless the rest of your time here. (;

  • He did exactly the opposite of everything Jesus would have preached and then he calls himself a Christian. I have little respect for Christians and VERY little respect for faux-Christian dictators.

  • Bush is a card-carrying member of the ADL. I don't call them Christians. but they are Zionists.

  • teehee.

  • Haha, exactly!

  • ROFL, epic

  • bush wil always remain a funny person

  • I wish all Christians would just drink the kool-aid and leave the rest of the free thinkers alone.

  • @TransAmLuvr I know right.

  • An excellent rebuttal, MarowakDidIt!

  • AMAZINGLY TRUE

  • main point i have to make, i do believe in god and i also believe that he has some pretty good reasons on why he does not answer some people prayers. reason number one some people ask for things that make the greedy and god does not like that, reason 2 is that the people who pray for a good life also have to work on it them selves because god is not just going to kiss your ass and give it all to you, last if every prayer was answered people would have super powers and could do anything. :)

  • Putting this aside for a moment study's show that prayer never works.

  • HHHHHHA. LOL

  • TOO FUNNY. XD

  • if bushed prayed for wisdom, god must be dumb

  • i think you are mistaken. It is the Flying Spaghetti Monster who created the humans and he is the one we should be glorifying.

  • So if I'm on a plane it crashes I pray for water and I end up dieing within 3 days god has a reason for it? Seems like a douche to me

  • If a plane crashes, and you received injuries, he'd rather let you die to no longer feel pain than to let you suffer. Or maybe you're in a situation where you'd die anyway, so he spared you the pain. Never kno, his thoughts are above our thoughts.

  • How do you know about god's character in such detail?

  • Yeah, I hope people realize that's bullshit. I really don't understand how people continue to believe in the idea of "God". I mean c'mon? Really?

    We do not get any of our morals from religion, because if so then myself and all the other atheists I know would be horrible people and we certainly aren't.

  • @CSSnumber1

    Wash in a lamb's blood? What evil lamb are you planned to kill then? Will one truly be more enlightened after murdering any such a woolly youngster, just for its frolicing about?

  • Is he still alive?

  • Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

  • God does things for the glory of God. If he makes a man blind, it's for his glory. If he makes the President a dipshit so Obama would win the election (and maybe blow up America(n politics)), then it's for the Almighty's glory.

    That's right, God can royally screw your prayers, too, so he can make things work how he wants them to work.

  • then why the fuck bother praying in the first place?

  • I'm not sure what god you're referring to, however, I'll assume it's the Christian one.

    Anyways, you state that god does things for his own glory. So, he is selfish and causes suffering upon those he supposedly loves in order to simply glorify himself?

    Actually, this sort of self-empowering way of thinking (with the suffering of others) does not surprise me. Reminds me of Hitler's Nazi regime.

  • lol i like the music at the end

  • Prayer works! Last night millions of Hindus prayed for the eclipse to end. It did.

    Proof that prayer works. Elementary, my dear Watson.

  • everyday millions of starving kids pray for some food but they are still hungry

  • Because eclipses don't end without prayer, right?

  • This is some hardcore evidence...

  • Hah figures.

  • BUT BUSH GOT EVERYTHING HE PRAYED FOR:

    He got guidance away from the shoe.

    He got the wisdom to duck from the shoe.

    And he got the strength to duck the other one as well.

  • @HalfMadPsycho El Oh El.

  • HAHA nice sub'd!!

  • this video may prove the existence of god, and that he has a wicked sense of humor. Bush prays and receives the opposite, makes ya think

  • omfg that was epic@

  • "Touché"

  • lmao, that's fucking classic!

  • PWNED!

  • rofl

  • hahah bush failed

  • Very funny. Too bad that it is not only a joke, but is also true.