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  • BECAUSE IM WHITE lol

  • egg whites??? lol

  • Swimming with the sharks hope that they don't kill me

  • FFFUUUNNNYYYY SSS*******!!! XD XD XD

  • I don't care what anybody says this man is too funny XD

  • suck dick

  • good

  • TRAILER PARK TRASH(;

  • Just like white ppl lol

  • wow

    

  • Lmao

  • "My son is gone he broke his freakin leash!"

    Thats my favorite part!

  • Lol. That shorts in Philly thing is so true.

  • Um black n um dyin lol

    

  • This Shit Cray

  • he looks lik a complete different person with his facial hair. funny vids tho.

  • this dude is crazy lol

  • Damn these videos is just to funny love them

  • is he racist or what ???

  • @1234steeve nope hes funny as hell

    

  • @2ndVizion Yes he is funny but im black and he doesn't respect us check out is video marvin's locker it's so funny !

  • Nice contrast with your blacks on blacks on blacks video. While black people eat chicken and go to strip clubs all the time, white people consist of good credit, wealth, and take vacations abroad. Why do you even bother making these?

  • yo is this the guy that sings the R-Kelly trapped in the closet parody

  • EGG WHITES! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • After my second case, i'm in your personal-space... lol

  • @ruthlessd25 You gotta love that....because it is so true. :)

  • @JonathanRPMS haha i like your songs.. i gotta idea why dont u make a parody of beyonce - party bout the shopping/christmas season peace bro

  • funniest shit i've heard in a loooong as time

  • them FAT WHITES need to go somewhere LOL

  • @mychelleSIMPSONJB LMAO....you are too funny!

  • @JonathanRPMS me funny? thanks but i think we both know who's the funny one here <3 lol

  • LMFAO "Egg Whites" :D

  • I don't care what ppl say bro keep making these songs/videos. I need something to laugh at when I get off of work.

  • @bgduck8217 Thanks....glad to be able to make you laugh. :O)

  • Freakin hilarious.....

  • " I guess I better threaten to count to three...." lolz #toofunny

    I LUV the original song, but this is HELLA funny! u gotta love this guy(:

  • @DiamondRoxOn What's really funny is that my father never counted to three...unless it was the three seconds he took to get his belt off...LMAO. Thanks for your support. ....Jonathan

  • lol u r too FUNNY!!!!!!

  • egg whites lmaooo ;) best part.

  • It funny how this video has few dislikes, but the video about blacks has so many dislikes. Hmm. Don't be so sensitive.

  • @sarablynn Gee...go figure, huh?  Thanks. ...Jonathan

  • lmao egg whites

  • Lol Fake Tans Mini Vans = )

  • egg whites and snow whites funniest parts

  • rofl i freakin love dis man check out my page

  • I'll Look Back At You Like Everythings Find LOL!!!

  • Qhb

  • Dear guy in this video. Please be my best friend forever!

  • i listen to russ parr mornin show just for this guy...he makes my mornings!!!!!!!

  • Jonathan, why does your background move like that at 2:14?

    Awesome video.

  • LOL Egg Whites.

    You're freaking hilarious.

  • This guy is off the hook... he funny as hell LOL!!!!!!!!! 

  • It all joke thats all um say. And for those whom have a loose tongue pick up and dictionary and look up the contest of the word in question. Yo Jon Jon do your thang hommie this shit is funny. You give us Blacks and Latinas in the Military something to laugh about. Holla

  • freckin A pal... LMAO

  • Betty White

  • Alot of black people dont mind if you say nigga, but only if your their friend and your like white on tha outside, but black on thee inside, and dont use it as a bad thing,like if some1 does something funny, you say this nigga...thats okay, just stop usin with the -er & using it only 4 bad stuff.You cant be all brittany spears talkin and ish, and say it,even if you follow tha rules.Like black people wudnt mind if eminem or kreyshawn said it, cuz there inside-out oreos! Luv em!

  • @Chrisstyally bitch you whack as fuck, " JUDGE ME BY THE CONTENT OF CHARACTER NOT THE COLOR OF MY SKIN"...... MLK ..........LEARN FROM HIM........... IF YOU CANT.......... THEN YOUR LOST

  • My white friends always ask meh, why black people can say nigger, but not white ppl,but trust if a black person calls me nigger, THEY GETTIN THEY ASS WHOOPED! Black ppl dont say "nigger"..its "nigga"theres difference!

  • @Chrisstyally What ever happened to, "Stick and Stones...May break my bones, BUT Words... WILL NEVER Hurt me"

  • @trojo90 lolz huh???...

  • @Chrisstyally yeah right I'm black and I'll call u a nigger in front of yo fuckin face cause u ain't goin to do shit

  • @MontanaKid12 who the fuck are, stfu, you dont even know me wtf is up with you internet "gangsters"? Fuck out of here,dont reply to my shit if it aint got your name in it, end of discussion-__-

  • @Chrisstyally Nigga I ain't no fuckin ganster what kind of fuckin shit are u on anyway bitch. I done fuckin textin on yo shit cause your not worth it u bitch ass nigga

  • @Chrisstyally Shakespeare once said: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Isn't a nigger by any other name just as ignorant.?!?

  • @Chrisstyally your high...

  • Ha Ha this guys got awesome lyrics no joke he makes alot of rappers look whack funny shit here haha keep it up mayne HTX showin love stay tru

  • 1:13 <<<<<pause at thats a ffresh ass wite kid

  • loved it!

  • Lmao, hilarious

    

  • 1:00 - 1:07 is my favorite part!

  • ur stupid yo lol i am mad you said egg whites dat shit was funney as ish keep up da good work ( and i mean stupid in a good way if you didnt kno)

  • No Betty White????

  • Lol the way he says angelina jolie is so funny

  • As a black I co-sign this 10000%

  • who was the girl at 1:37??

  • @wendyisafarmer Pornstar Ava Rose

  • @wlsn229 thanks!!

  • "Somethings wrong! Call the Police! My son is gone, he broke his friggin leash!" Hahahahahahaha BEST PART!!

  • From a Black person point a View he isn't racist... he's just a White Dave Chappelle lol

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  • So damn racist why you so racist like FREAKIN AY PAL ! lol I do love the difference of comments between the two videos people just need to stop being so serious about everything and being sensitive and start having fun and enjoying funny stuff because plenty of black comedians make fun of black people but they don't get called uncle tom's O.o

  • aye... keep don ya thang pimpin! Funny is funny.... fuck the hataz

  • I like both! (blacks on blacks) and this one! Only thing, instead of saying "because i'm white," you shoulda just stuck with, "all of the whites." just would've sounded better, but great video!

  • you know im white but said thing is i think this is funnyer then blacks on blacks on blacks(:

  • @3boombam Because you're more familiar with white habits and they are familiar to you... Maybe why I like this one better than the blacks on blacks lol.

  • im super late but ive been watching these videos all da man i love it... keep doin u bro... and yea im black, stop with all these "i think hes racist" comments tho man... shit is pure comedy - $taxx

  • lol he so right

  • 24 people are white...

  • lol ##Real Shit

  • hey make a parody about latins plz man you are funny as hell

    im latin.

  • @porsupuesto100 lolz, you know black people are havin a fit, latinas would kirk even more! Y'all dont play!

  • Time Out!!!!!!!! Yeah, who really does that? Oh he said it, All of the Whites, 2 Funny, hahahahahahhahahahahaha

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOL

  • man you deserve to get the fame all of your parodys rhyme hahahaha

  • @JonathanRPMS L.O.L all of the whites though? This got me laughing my ass off you describing your own people some of the things you are spitting is true lol.

    so I guess I better threaten to count to 3 I give time outs because i'm white l.o.l!

    UNO!

  • ANOTHER WOW in one day it's not funny to be racist racist racist racist

  • White people are so fuckinn dumb... everything in the song is true tho.

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  • why don't u have more views man!?

  • How is this racist?hes white

  • I FUCKING LOVE YOU DUDE! lol so funny and everythign true.

    people need to learn how to take a joke, life wouldnt be fun without jokes

  • mannysgurl11893@ you are only brave behind a keyboard, and congratulations on not making it out of high school!

  • @CotDamn85 I aint scared to say it to your face trust me but I dont know you and dont want to know you. If you was trying to insult me by saying congratulations on not making it out of high school. You failed because Im only 17 and this is my senior year in high school. And Im not going to argue back and forth with you because unlike you I have more important thing to do. I mean its just a stupid video. GROW UP MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yeah

  • the first time i heard this dude was on the russ parr show and that shit made my morning. y'all need to get the fucks over yourselves and grow up. the dude is funny and hes making jokes about reality on EVERY race so wtf is the problem?

    Keep doing ya thing (:

  • Lmao Maaaaaaaan People on the Internet Always gonna have something negative to say... Thats the problem With Anominity(SP) but You just gotta weave through all the Ignorance and Opinionated asswholes and appreciate the Love. Keep doing what your doing brah Its HILARIOUS!

  • Lol dude crazy

  • Lol I died laughing when he said "egg whites" and uh snow white was looking pretty sexy there....I'm just sayin...lol

  • OMG RACISTTTT FFFFFFFFF

  • ummm can you people please stop saying NIGGER? b'cos I know damn well you wouldn't say It to any of us in person . . So chill out with that shit.

  • @Ian62682  i would!

    idgaf

  • @Ian62682 NIGGER

  • @Ian62682 Gotta hate em'

  • @Ian62682 i wouldnt say it to black people because my girlfriend is black lol and im not. But i know "Damn Well" alot of white people who would

  • @Ian62682 exactly.

  • @Ian62682 YO NIGGA i rap with NIGGAS its my first amendment.... and i dunno if you would call me a honkey haha just cuz im white dont mean i cant fight or freestyle right, so be polite, and if u gotta trip... or a nigga wanna trip, heres the invite....8262 bonner drive HTX 77017 SOUF-Side...US OUT THE LONE STAR....We speak our minds and pack judges, so do what you do fool, let me slam that gavel on your noggin boi SOUFSEALFALEEL, dump you inda boyou with ur head bobbin all the way to galveston

  • @Ian62682 hey but i dont condone callin someone a nigger unless they actin like one, theres a difference between a nigger, a nigga or black dude and an african american... yall define yourselves ya heard? just like us... but at least yall got that hate crime shit on your side, right...Whens the last time you heard bout a black guy being acused of hate crimes on a whitey/cracker/honkey (LMAO) it just dont happen dawg, dont even try and take my rights away after all thats civil rights shit 4 yall

  • @trojo90 man stfu, your ignorant...and how do you act like a nigger?, you straight up racist, only reason you dont condone that word is cause your a KKK mother fucker, and watchu mean after all our civil rights, black people are people to, we deserved the same rights as white people, but you white people always thinking your better then someone...smh ignorance should be a crime.

  • @Chrisstyally i believe ignorance is a crime, thats why black on black crime is the 5th highest reason for death amongst black males 18-25.........Yall do it to yourself....Black people are people to, NOW NIGGERS on the other hand are very short tempered and like to join gangs because they are poverty stricken ,usually, and they like to sell crack to there own mother so on and so on.....i kno them and i kno blacks, IVE got homies thats niggas ight? at least they can feel that..your just ignorant

  • @Chrisstyally and your right i am racist, you kno why? cuz when i see a big black dude in a neighborhood and its night time i judge him a lil different then some 12 year old kid knowmsayin? EVERYONE PRE JUDGES if we didnt pre judge, including your ancestors or w/e....they would have seen a tiger and thought hmm ill take him home with me as a pet come here kitty, PFFT this is not reality... your living in LaLa land....its so easy, truth hurts dont it, why 90% blacks vote democrat..is that racist?

  • @Ian62682 and ill have you know im a second generation american, my father came here from poland and was lucky enough to survive here in a predominantly mexican hood cuz he was privileged to be accepted as a citizen, Im extremely grateful for it and i NEVER call myself a polish american....sure its my heritage but fuck that shit im down with ME and MY FAMILY and TEXAS Mentality and if you cant take a hint from all that shit then you can take that bullshit somewere else cuz i aint havin it

  • @Ian62682 People that say that are stupid, worthless, pieces of shit.

  • @madhatter2883

    Agreed.

  • @Ian62682 wouldnt call you a nigger cause it would cause a fight, call me a cracker, it would have the same effect, so stop acting like its any different, we are all gods kids. simple. forget the color, and remember that and that alone

  • If people can't take jokes they would jump off a btidge

  • yo i juss seen a kid on a leash 2 daiiz ago shyt krazy at dhatt we waz at disney world

  • im mixed. (black and white) my white mom hates him and my black dad hates him. but i love him. most of the things he says about both blacks and whites is true and funny. lmbo <3 its not racist its reality. deal with it! (:

  • Lmao "My Son Is Gone He Broke His Leash"

  • LMAO I just noticed at 40 secs "Bobby".. "what?" .. "never mind" good one, my white friend always used to shout at his mum. blacks on blacks is epic too btw

  • im black so i didnt like blacks on blacks so i dont like this either

  • lol jk

  • @MrRidinsolo98 stfu cracker

  • thhis is not stereotypical its true

  • this was very funny......u are very talented and no i dnt think ur a racist! *salts*

  • u stupid white person talkin bout u not racist but half of the stuff u say is about black people. you jealous of black people u quit hating. we must be a factor

  • u stupid white person talkin bout u not racist but half of the stuff u say is about black people. you jealous of black people u quit hating.

  • forreal, i wouldnt try and cap on the one thts doin a great job on wat hes doin already.. i think its f a h

  • im black and i think blacks on blacks is funnier lol

  • this guy is joker

  • U Need 2 Stop Makin All These Fuckin Rasist Ass Videos Cuz Its Really Pissin Me Tha Fuck Off

  • @sexychik386 so you made this stupid comment on three of his videos. you're such a plug.

  • @sexychik386 cry me a river??

  • theeniqma271 stop fukin h8n on him u lil BITCH

  • Racist. No one can change my mind either

    

  • xD

  • haha

  • i run track with his daughter

  • white people do b actin' like that doe!

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG tooooooo funny!

  • i live in philly haha

  • @jonathanRPMS i dont think any one should say you a racist bcuz you made different video's of each race but any wayz good video's and i hope you keep it up....:)

  • im black n i LOVEE this :P

  • i do say 'really' when i c white ppl wearing something that doesnt make sense. Like a hoodie shorts n flip flops or something of that sort it just looks dumb

  • how come i dont c any1 saying he's racist against whites wheres the commentators from blacks on blacks fucking stupid

  • @TheEnigma271 Great observation. LMAO! :)

  • @TheEnigma271 Well He's white himself, that's why people wouldn't make that kind of comments on this song.

    To be honest this guy is funny and he should keep doing what he's doing. I'm black and I don't feel offended. It's actually funny

  • @TheEnigma271 maybe because they haven't heard this song!!! and you don't usually see ANYONE calling anyone racist if they say some about their OWN race!! now do you??? DUHHH n don't be surprised at the comments you saw on blacks on blacks..ppl know its a controversial topic in the beginning, so the fact would you expect no controversy and call it effing stupid, is actually effing stupid!!!

  • @TheEnigma271 ikr man

  • @TheEnigma271 what did he say that was negative about white people? high credit scores? fake tans? cutting lines? Being wealthy? Going on vacation? Nothin racist at all or even stereotypical... you sound dumb for even comparing the 2... @jonathanRPMS

  • @ldotg162426 what about kids on leashes and cutting in lines huh

  • @fadarrius cutting in lines isn't a stereotype of white ppl... even if it is... thats not a negative association with your race... and the thing with the leash is an isolated event... again not a stereotype or derogatory reference.

    -Thanks for trying though

  • @TheEnigma271 because he isn't really insulting whites in this video just saying things, but in the black video he is insulting them.

  • @TheEnigma271 uh because the guy is white

  • @TheEnigma271 Your not black fucking idiot you wouldnt know

  • @TheEnigma271 cuz a lot of black ppl just want something to talk about... tryin to make themselves feel important. yeah I SAID IT lol... and I'm one of those blacks that Jonathan found lol

  • actually this is racist too everything he points out in this video are stereotypes (a form of racism) but the difference is that most of them are positive. And come on, we all know the reason no black people are calling him out on this one is because its not directed towards black people! @TheEnigma271

  • @CotDamn85 why dont you just shut up aint nothing gonna make you happy. Because you think you are right and everyone else is wrong. GET OVER YOURSELF 4REAL. If you dont like it dont watch it. You get mad cause he talks about black people you get mad cause he talks about white. JUST SHUT UP YOU ACT LIKE A 2 YEAROLD!!!!!!!

  • @TheEnigma271 the main commenters on blacks on blacks were BLACK, why would they care about him dissing his own race. and the things here dont seem to be bad stereotypes, (high credit score, punishing children nicely,recycling, being wealthy) as opposed to saying all the blacks eat chicken and play the lottery<--i'm just saying tho I think he is hilarious honestly, and very creative!

  • @TheEnigma271 thes not putting the whites down like he did in the black in other vidz