@rezhear think about it....a key that can open every lock is a pretty damn good key right? But a lock that can be opened by every key just sucks...there you go :)
@retardedboosh Yeah, you aren't the first person to tell me that one. It's a pretty fucked up metaphor, perpetuating the idea that men should be admired for enjoying sex and women should be condemned. I know you're posting it as a clever joke, and i'm sorry if i sound like I'm taking it too seriously, but many people genuinely believe what you're saying and it hurts a lot of women. Believe it or not, we like sex too, and we deserve the same amount of freedom.
this movie is a striaght modern comedy classic... 1999.. you know.. the last really GOOD ERA for movies and music! AND ENTERTAINMENT AT LARGE... even the sequel to this was a super flop!... dosen't compare... same thing with dumb and dumber... 1994 original is an all-time classic... the 00's sequel was totall garbage...nothing like jim carrey or jeff daniels.. what an insult.. how many more modern remakes and sequels have to be made to ruin everything before ppl get the point!.This era sucks!
Critics all seem to have some real problem accepting 95 % of comedy. they seek a deeper meaning or message, they analyse camera effects, lighting and character development, and fail to realise the one thing that's important in a comedy film; is it funny or not? The Deuce Bigalow films to me are quotable and full of laughs, and i don't care what anyone else thinks..
@rezhear I am a Sociology major, so I know that women have advantages over men, like flirting and sexual harassment. When I was in school, some girls told me that they saw me in a strip club wearing a thong and they asked me what my favorite position was. That was just plain disrespectful. If I said that to them, it would've been considered sexual harassment, but nobody cared that they said it to me.
@HollowAxer Very true. Of course, it doesn't cancel out the double standards women have to deal with (and the whole "slut" vs "pimp" double standard constantly infuriates me), but at the same time i'd say disadvantages men have to deal with are hardly ever even acklowledged.
@rezhear ahh fuck that shit women who fuck for a living are WHORES!!!!! deal with it!!! men who fuck for a living are studs and respected greatly in the community!!! so get outta here!!!
No, no, that's what a slut would say. And "regardless of how sexually active he or she is" is also what a slut would say. A normal person would call them both sluts instead of wasting time finding faux sexisms.
@seppsters Well if you find it immoral, then you find it immoral. I'm actually a virgin and would never be comfortable with casual sex, I just get frustrated at the fact that people hold women to a double standard (most people would not call a man a "slut", and most men would laugh if you ever did). I wouldn't agree with calling them both sluts either, since I think people have the right to do whatever they want with their own bodies, but whatever, that's another subject :)
One day, Oded Fehr's kids are going to look up their dad online and they are going to find this. Mr. Fehr, you are going to have a lot of explaining to do... His poor wife, with all the fangirls lusting over Oded.
@JellyBird12 well I have breasts and I can tell you will damn well feel water on your nipples esp cold water coz it will cause an unpleasant sensation.She felt it LOL she probably just didn't care,if she wasnt wearing a bra,she probs wouldn't care bout a little cold and massive boob exposure.
This comedy is so under rated.This is probably one of the best comedies ive ever seen and Rob Schneider is just the perfect guy for any great comedy :D
Critics suck coz they hated his movie, can't they accept a joke movie go out and get a real job instead of looking for shakespeare in evry movie tht's released, great movie
@crazyrainbowlover i agree completely. im an ex new yorker contributor and i enjoy rob schneider movies immensely. i'm quite depressed how the majority of film critic pans films that dont lend them any social cachet to champion - film critics are the worst dilettantes of our era. they better ones are good, but the hobbyist type, local paper type are the worst.
TY SO MUCH I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS MOVIE IT WAS FUNNY AND AWSOME
SC2awsome 1 week ago
Antwone is fine as hell!
PhloeFanSince2000 1 week ago
"Women pay me to give them pleasure" Ha!
NickPapagiorgio777 2 weeks ago
7 people can't get laid :-(
Xclibur2001 3 weeks ago
The way he looks at Rob Schneider after he says he collects Canadian quarters is hillarious!!! Priceless!!!!
SaturnPhase 1 month ago
@rezhear think about it....a key that can open every lock is a pretty damn good key right? But a lock that can be opened by every key just sucks...there you go :)
retardedboosh 1 month ago 4
@retardedboosh Yeah, you aren't the first person to tell me that one. It's a pretty fucked up metaphor, perpetuating the idea that men should be admired for enjoying sex and women should be condemned. I know you're posting it as a clever joke, and i'm sorry if i sound like I'm taking it too seriously, but many people genuinely believe what you're saying and it hurts a lot of women. Believe it or not, we like sex too, and we deserve the same amount of freedom.
rezhear 2 weeks ago
haha good ol' times.
zgamerazer 1 month ago
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UnTaMeDIBzT 1 month ago
I remember watching this movie years ago and just being like "wtf...." now I understand the true comedic genius behind it lol.
TrippyTheShroom 2 months ago
Giga who?
jasminecourtney 2 months ago
Thank you for the upload!!! :-)
2XXRATED4U 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you paused at 2:29 :)
CaptainHollister 3 months ago
What a piece of shit
Tizovi 3 months ago
pleeeeeaase whats the song at 7:54???
1986Testarossa 3 months ago
have a good nippel.. ^^
cvetko 4 months ago
" uhh hmm , have a good nippel"
cvetko 4 months ago
Haha have a good nipple
Socoolscienceshow 4 months ago
Great Comedy. You've had this posted since April of 2009? Guess the title change worked huh? You didn't mirror it. Good deal!
Boogyman4050 5 months ago
thiis movie is fukin funny..
bryantdobbins 5 months ago
fishy fishy fishy fishy .... lol
recoroldan 6 months ago
have a good nipple
balkus1 6 months ago
Wtf the movie is called Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo. Not Male Gigolo Man Whore.
MsEminem2121 6 months ago
I collect Canadian quarters!
Foreverclever87 6 months ago
have a good nipple
balkus1 6 months ago
best movie ever i wached it 7 times
li9050 6 months ago
LOL, I love this movie!!!!
jkofroth1957 6 months ago
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Rob Schneider: If you like, I will stick around for a while. Every kid needs a father... lmfao
itzvincentx3 7 months ago
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itzvincentx3 7 months ago
wtf? dirty tap water?!?!?!?? man this protagonist needs to not think his fish are better than him!
guardman12345 7 months ago
i killed my guidance counsellor
tldevilsh 7 months ago
this movie is a striaght modern comedy classic... 1999.. you know.. the last really GOOD ERA for movies and music! AND ENTERTAINMENT AT LARGE... even the sequel to this was a super flop!... dosen't compare... same thing with dumb and dumber... 1994 original is an all-time classic... the 00's sequel was totall garbage...nothing like jim carrey or jeff daniels.. what an insult.. how many more modern remakes and sequels have to be made to ruin everything before ppl get the point!.This era sucks!
playaeyez17 7 months ago
Yo guys as of now EVERY part is up on this movie just to let you know so you want be dissapointed!
StaysGroovy4U 7 months ago
WTF he drinks the dirty tap water and the fishes drink botteled water
lmfao
Lissie202 7 months ago
Love it
TheJordan7990 7 months ago
thumbs if your still watching in 2011 ;D
MrJi0590 7 months ago
oh shut up. write a letter to helen redding
TheThroney 8 months ago
This Movie is classic :D
swimmer123ist 8 months ago
Critics all seem to have some real problem accepting 95 % of comedy. they seek a deeper meaning or message, they analyse camera effects, lighting and character development, and fail to realise the one thing that's important in a comedy film; is it funny or not? The Deuce Bigalow films to me are quotable and full of laughs, and i don't care what anyone else thinks..
savethesnail 8 months ago
If you pause it around 6:28, you can see the lion fish is eating something else not the Australia Rainbow Fish.
itzvincentx3 9 months ago
"Excuse me.... must make Pee-pee" hahah
vihuela911 9 months ago 2
i hate how since they're men, it's "wow, you get to have sex for a living!" but if you're a woman, it just makes you a slut w/ no self-respect -_-
rezhear 9 months ago 44
@rezhear I am a Sociology major, so I know that women have advantages over men, like flirting and sexual harassment. When I was in school, some girls told me that they saw me in a strip club wearing a thong and they asked me what my favorite position was. That was just plain disrespectful. If I said that to them, it would've been considered sexual harassment, but nobody cared that they said it to me.
HollowAxer 9 months ago
@HollowAxer Very true. Of course, it doesn't cancel out the double standards women have to deal with (and the whole "slut" vs "pimp" double standard constantly infuriates me), but at the same time i'd say disadvantages men have to deal with are hardly ever even acklowledged.
rezhear 9 months ago
@rezhear GET BACK TO THE FKING KITCHEN
nuzod 5 months ago
@rezhear Hey I respcet a woman who has sex for a living!
ManOfWealthnTaste 5 months ago
@rezhear ahh fuck that shit women who fuck for a living are WHORES!!!!! deal with it!!! men who fuck for a living are studs and respected greatly in the community!!! so get outta here!!!
hiscibus 4 months ago
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@rezhear why do you hate it? are you one of those women?
randominitializer 3 months ago
@rezhear
THat's what a usual slut would say.
seppsters 2 months ago
@seppsters No, it's what a person who's able to recognize sexism would say, regardless of how sexually active he or she is.
rezhear 2 months ago
@rezhear
No, no, that's what a slut would say. And "regardless of how sexually active he or she is" is also what a slut would say. A normal person would call them both sluts instead of wasting time finding faux sexisms.
seppsters 2 months ago
@seppsters Well if you find it immoral, then you find it immoral. I'm actually a virgin and would never be comfortable with casual sex, I just get frustrated at the fact that people hold women to a double standard (most people would not call a man a "slut", and most men would laugh if you ever did). I wouldn't agree with calling them both sluts either, since I think people have the right to do whatever they want with their own bodies, but whatever, that's another subject :)
rezhear 2 months ago
@rezhear Deal with it Bitch
CR7TeamMIkeTyson 1 month ago
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TheNiaJane 1 month ago
@rezhear well said !! =)
stroodles8 2 weeks ago
umm 6 dislikes.....yall needa respect dis ah hilarious movie
527matt 9 months ago
Must make peepee lol
LaaBarbiee 10 months ago
Thanks for uploaded the whole movie! Youre awsome!
LaaBarbiee 10 months ago
One day, Oded Fehr's kids are going to look up their dad online and they are going to find this. Mr. Fehr, you are going to have a lot of explaining to do... His poor wife, with all the fangirls lusting over Oded.
Samii3069 10 months ago
Eh fishy fishy fishy fishy.. XD
hippigod 11 months ago 22
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anitalattin 11 months ago
ODED FEHR....is machooooooo..............
marinezbestarie 11 months ago
have a good nipple. lol
TheMYERSFAN25 1 year ago
fishy, fishy, fishy...rofl!!!
chimpanshane 1 year ago 2
Oded Fehr is the best part of this movie.
notthatbasic 1 year ago
its would be a nice a if the words a matchs his mouths!
keenynman34 1 year ago
6:41 He could also offer sessions of pee sex.
What?
DrsJacksonn 1 year ago
hey can you do me a big favor can you tell me the name of the song at the end of the first part 1 in this moment 7:55 seconds
lionel19901 1 year ago
Is it just my imagination or is Rob Schneider one of the ugliest men on celluloid ?
ilovehornyslags 1 year ago
Lol " hold on. I must make peepee."
tiespolat 1 year ago
what is the song in 3:00 ??
daradevil123 1 year ago
"hey fishy fishy fishy fishy.. hey fishy fishy fishy.." lol XD
luvUKISSme 1 year ago
does anybody know the latino song that plays when deuce is "goin back to the hood"? XD!
Jsicken 1 year ago
I love-love Rob Schneider <3<3
hotmamiime 1 year ago
I saw a lion-fish at a aquarium a couple days ago :]
bjknngbhh 1 year ago
....Can Women not feel the water touching them there? i mean really...
JellyBird12 1 year ago
@JellyBird12 LOL the nipples are extremely sensitive...even more so than fingers
prawnbutters 1 year ago
@prawnbutters They can be, very sensative, but cmon, not being able too feel and tell the wetness of the water......
JellyBird12 1 year ago
@JellyBird12 well I have breasts and I can tell you will damn well feel water on your nipples esp cold water coz it will cause an unpleasant sensation.She felt it LOL she probably just didn't care,if she wasnt wearing a bra,she probs wouldn't care bout a little cold and massive boob exposure.
prawnbutters 1 year ago
@prawnbutters ...Now, is this coming from a womanes point of view or a mans? i know its a movie, but that deep n nothing?...
JellyBird12 1 year ago
@JellyBird12 like you said its a movie
prawnbutters 1 year ago
if your a fish person, this first part is extra funny
darphinparis 1 year ago
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mannen782 1 year ago
long beach
RUBIOERISS 1 year ago
what does lmfao mean
myjustinbieberf 1 year ago
@myjustinbieberf Should be: Laughing my fat ass off!
Analia2You 1 year ago
@myjustinbieberf Laughing my fucking ass off.
Rarrin9378 1 year ago
@myjustinbieberf bieber is a loser, but he's not gay
010weed010 1 year ago
whats that first song pleas?
RosenbergCompany 1 year ago
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@RosenbergCompany
whats the song? were is the song? who is the song? song? song? hello song me now song???
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE ANNOYING SONG QUESTIONS!!
mannen782 1 year ago
Lol that's the guy from The Mummy Returns... wow XD
mDarkPoet 1 year ago 3
CTFU 1:17 2 FUNNY
MuslimPhillyKid 1 year ago
Funny ass movie
jumpoutatree 1 year ago
btw its ducebiggalo male jigalo
samlovekiss1 1 year ago
Love this movie! Hated the sequel. But Love this movie! Glad you were clever in the title too
LedWilde 1 year ago
a jiggawhooo ? #LOL
sooperfukker 1 year ago
is this the first movie?
sujin99999 1 year ago
@sujin99999 yes :)
carocool1 1 year ago
When are you humans going to realize that this film is a fucking MASTERPIECE
iDraw3G 1 year ago
@iDraw3G You should try seeing this film at 3am after like 10 vodka shots. Takes on a whole new level of hilarity!
HisDivineShadow245 1 year ago
what is the name of these abdominal exercises? 7:43
MrNEXMOVIE 1 year ago
cars and clothes, men are whores, that's how all my homies roll.
Ghosthead32 1 year ago
good girls
whore9031 1 year ago
3:43 porno lol
michaliusus 1 year ago
Is that a real goldfish, the dangerous one that is?
incrediblehulkmovies 1 year ago
I LIKE THIS BETTER THAN THE SECOND ONE!!!
csyhernandez89 1 year ago
im gonna kill my guidance councilor--jejeje
jaket011 1 year ago
whats this movie really called?
dillpickleboocutie 1 year ago
@dillpickleboocutie deuce bigalow: male gigolo....it's funny like the second one
verity135 1 year ago
u mean to tell me that whore in the fish store can't freakin tell her tits was drenched in water???
haha i call bullshit.
217medusa 1 year ago
does this actor have to show his butt ? that's what i dun't like about him, it's not the first movie that he did..x-x
LizzyxVisiousVampy 1 year ago
lol " im gonna kill my guidance Counselor"
whiskers90 1 year ago
yeee persians hahah
djflipso 1 year ago
Thanks a bunch for uploading the full movie.
killboxxy 1 year ago
Rob Schneider got famous from this movie :))
169Phoenix 1 year ago
"every kid needs a father" lol #FTW
InfraredGameing 1 year ago 4
"Oh.. Fishi, fishi, fishi" LOL
Lovelyallison 1 year ago
Awesome, just awesome! Thanks for posting!
Gyarren 1 year ago
This comedy is so under rated.This is probably one of the best comedies ive ever seen and Rob Schneider is just the perfect guy for any great comedy :D
Sly922 1 year ago 15
@Sly922 I couldnt agree with you more, its both hilarious and a great story line something you dont see in todays movies.
Socoolscienceshow 4 months ago
i love how they put together nudity and comedy
ishkabang 1 year ago 2
i love this movie, alot
ishkabang 1 year ago 5
I agree, Critics can just make lowest rated movies like Slackers an 56%, Deuce Bigalow 1 and 2 60% (1) and 56% (2).
007isdcraig 1 year ago
hahahahaha poor old lady
thejoker7309 1 year ago
I love the fact that his fish are swimming in crystal clear water but his tap water is disgusting! Very funny!
coraclewoman
coracleman 1 year ago 8
guys if u havent watched part 2 its on youtube an its sooooooo funny
drag00n77 1 year ago
"Have a good nipple" LMFAO!
BucsVikingsFan 1 year ago 4
Hey fishy, fishy, fishy....lol
RainbowEyes95 2 years ago 5
please tell me what's the name of the song at 8:50...i can't find the name of it:-?
cristisk8forlife 2 years ago
lol i watched dis on satuday. it was so hilarious i loved the movie
TheSlimShady1221 2 years ago 3
"Okay I guess I'll just you know take some sea snails and be on my way." What a classic quote. And what a great moment this is: 2:21
BigalowGigolo 2 years ago
Whats that first music name?? Its soo funny lol :P
RobotRage1231 2 years ago
if u like I can stay for a while .. every kid need a father .. .. ..lol
akinga10 2 years ago 3
de derp de derp te teetley derpy derpy dumb
RockyC123 2 years ago
girl in the aquarium store needs a beef injection.
Tysoncampbell69 2 years ago
@Tysoncampbell69
have a good nipple!
apexdna 2 years ago
Critics suck coz they hated his movie, can't they accept a joke movie go out and get a real job instead of looking for shakespeare in evry movie tht's released, great movie
crazyrainbowlover 2 years ago 75
@crazyrainbowlover critics can jump and land on their faces and DIE!
007isdcraig 1 year ago 5
@crazyrainbowlover word. this movie is funny as hell.
Jsicken 1 year ago
@crazyrainbowlover i agree completely. im an ex new yorker contributor and i enjoy rob schneider movies immensely. i'm quite depressed how the majority of film critic pans films that dont lend them any social cachet to champion - film critics are the worst dilettantes of our era. they better ones are good, but the hobbyist type, local paper type are the worst.
DougglesMagnificent 11 months ago
@crazyrainbowlover , I normally don't like comedy movies, but this one seems funny and interesting.
SpazChat 10 months ago
@crazyrainbowlover fuck critics... what movies did they ever make??
totaLybeetLeJuice 8 months ago
6:17 :D:D:D
fati11 2 years ago 2
lol everybody likes the have a good nipple
713TexanVet 2 years ago 3
eh fishy fishy fishy...
rub1k 2 years ago 5
"have a good nipple" LMFAO!@!@!
sean9113 2 years ago 55
beeen looking for this FOREVER i use to own it but i moved and lost it if you like this watch too wong foo ...its really funyy hahaha naked cleaning
Dracomalfoychat 2 years ago
"I'm a Gigolo ;)"
"Gigo-who?"
Lmao gigo-who
Halo2kido 2 years ago 3
5:42 is thee best part ever!! lmfao!
mustardmargo 2 years ago 2
2:40 "Have a good nipple"
knlaby 2 years ago 3
Excuse me for a second......must make pee-pee
tittyfuckcatherine 2 years ago 5
lol XD
josio16 2 years ago
lmao
TheEek2009 2 years ago
"hey! shoes off...respect the 18th century Persian carpet."
berniefan1 2 years ago
what is the title song at 2:52
mojzoo 2 years ago
"Call Me" by Blondie
shechshire 2 years ago
ROFL. The term "man whore" is so incredibly funny.
obesejim 2 years ago 4
thx. for uploading;D
ihmaiwtd09 2 years ago