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  • TY SO MUCH I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS MOVIE IT WAS FUNNY AND AWSOME

  • Antwone is fine as hell!

  • "Women pay me to give them pleasure" Ha!

  • 7 people can't get laid :-(

  • The way he looks at Rob Schneider after he says he collects Canadian quarters is hillarious!!! Priceless!!!!

  • @rezhear think about it....a key that can open every lock is a pretty damn good key right? But a lock that can be opened by every key just sucks...there you go :)

  • @retardedboosh Yeah, you aren't the first person to tell me that one. It's a pretty fucked up metaphor, perpetuating the idea that men should be admired for enjoying sex and women should be condemned. I know you're posting it as a clever joke, and i'm sorry if i sound like I'm taking it too seriously, but many people genuinely believe what you're saying and it hurts a lot of women. Believe it or not, we like sex too, and we deserve the same amount of freedom.

  • haha good ol' times.

  • I remember watching this movie years ago and just being like "wtf...." now I understand the true comedic genius behind it lol.

  • Giga who?

  • Thank you for the upload!!! :-)

  • Thumbs up if you paused at 2:29 :)

  • What a piece of shit

  • pleeeeeaase whats the song at 7:54???

  • have a good nippel.. ^^

  • " uhh hmm , have a good nippel"

  • Haha have a good nipple

  • Great Comedy. You've had this posted since April of 2009? Guess the title change worked huh? You didn't mirror it. Good deal!

  • thiis movie is fukin funny..

    

  • fishy fishy fishy fishy .... lol

  • have a good nipple

  • Wtf the movie is called Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo. Not Male Gigolo Man Whore.

  • I collect Canadian quarters!

  • have a good nipple

  • best movie ever i wached it 7 times

  • LOL, I love this movie!!!!

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  • wtf? dirty tap water?!?!?!?? man this protagonist needs to not think his fish are better than him!

  • i killed my guidance counsellor

  • this movie is a striaght modern comedy classic... 1999.. you know.. the last really GOOD ERA for movies and music! AND ENTERTAINMENT AT LARGE... even the sequel to this was a super flop!... dosen't compare... same thing with dumb and dumber... 1994 original is an all-time classic... the 00's sequel was totall garbage...nothing like jim carrey or jeff daniels.. what an insult.. how many more modern remakes and sequels have to be made to ruin everything before ppl get the point!.This era sucks!

  • Yo guys as of now EVERY part is up on this movie just to let you know so you want be dissapointed!

  • WTF he drinks the dirty tap water and the fishes drink botteled water

    lmfao

  • Love it

  • thumbs if your still watching in 2011 ;D

  • oh shut up. write a letter to helen redding

  • This Movie is classic :D

  • Critics all seem to have some real problem accepting 95 % of comedy. they seek a deeper meaning or message, they analyse camera effects, lighting and character development, and fail to realise the one thing that's important in a comedy film; is it funny or not? The Deuce Bigalow films to me are quotable and full of laughs, and i don't care what anyone else thinks..

  • If you pause it around 6:28, you can see the lion fish is eating something else not the Australia Rainbow Fish.

  • "Excuse me.... must make Pee-pee" hahah

  • i hate how since they're men, it's "wow, you get to have sex for a living!" but if you're a woman, it just makes you a slut w/ no self-respect -_-

  • @rezhear I am a Sociology major, so I know that women have advantages over men, like flirting and sexual harassment. When I was in school, some girls told me that they saw me in a strip club wearing a thong and they asked me what my favorite position was. That was just plain disrespectful. If I said that to them, it would've been considered sexual harassment, but nobody cared that they said it to me.

  • @HollowAxer Very true. Of course, it doesn't cancel out the double standards women have to deal with (and the whole "slut" vs "pimp" double standard constantly infuriates me), but at the same time i'd say disadvantages men have to deal with are hardly ever even acklowledged.

  • @rezhear GET BACK TO THE FKING KITCHEN

  • @rezhear Hey I respcet a woman who has sex for a living!

  • @rezhear ahh fuck that shit women who fuck for a living are WHORES!!!!! deal with it!!! men who fuck for a living are studs and respected greatly in the community!!! so get outta here!!!

  • @rezhear

    THat's what a usual slut would say.

  • @seppsters No, it's what a person who's able to recognize sexism would say, regardless of how sexually active he or she is.

  • @rezhear

    No, no, that's what a slut would say. And "regardless of how sexually active he or she is" is also what a slut would say. A normal person would call them both sluts instead of wasting time finding faux sexisms.

  • @seppsters Well if you find it immoral, then you find it immoral. I'm actually a virgin and would never be comfortable with casual sex, I just get frustrated at the fact that people hold women to a double standard (most people would not call a man a "slut", and most men would laugh if you ever did). I wouldn't agree with calling them both sluts either, since I think people have the right to do whatever they want with their own bodies, but whatever, that's another subject :)

  • @rezhear Deal with it Bitch

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  • @rezhear well said !! =)

  • umm 6 dislikes.....yall needa respect dis ah hilarious movie

  • Must make peepee lol

  • Thanks for uploaded the whole movie! Youre awsome!

  • One day, Oded Fehr's kids are going to look up their dad online and they are going to find this. Mr. Fehr, you are going to have a lot of explaining to do... His poor wife, with all the fangirls lusting over Oded.

  • Eh fishy fishy fishy fishy.. XD

  • ODED FEHR....is machooooooo..............

  • have a good nipple. lol

  • fishy, fishy, fishy...rofl!!!

  • Oded Fehr is the best part of this movie.

  • its would be a nice a if the words a matchs his mouths!

  • 6:41 He could also offer sessions of pee sex.

    What?

  • hey can you do me a big favor can you tell me the name of the song at the end of the first part 1 in this moment 7:55 seconds

    

  • Is it just my imagination or is Rob Schneider one of the ugliest men on celluloid ?

  • Lol " hold on. I must make peepee."

  • what is the song in 3:00 ??

  • "hey fishy fishy fishy fishy.. hey fishy fishy fishy.." lol XD

  • does anybody know the latino song that plays when deuce is "goin back to the hood"? XD!

  • I love-love Rob Schneider <3<3

  • I saw a lion-fish at a aquarium a couple days ago :]

  • ....Can Women not feel the water touching them there? i mean really...

  • @JellyBird12 LOL the nipples are extremely sensitive...even more so than fingers

  • @prawnbutters They can be, very sensative, but cmon, not being able too feel and tell the wetness of the water......

  • @JellyBird12 well I have breasts and I can tell you will damn well feel water on your nipples esp cold water coz it will cause an unpleasant sensation.She felt it LOL she probably just didn't care,if she wasnt wearing a bra,she probs wouldn't care bout a little cold and massive boob exposure.

  • @prawnbutters ...Now, is this coming from a womanes point of view or a mans? i know its a movie, but that deep n nothing?...

  • @JellyBird12 like you said its a movie

  • if your a fish person, this first part is extra funny

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  • long beach

  • what does lmfao mean

  • @myjustinbieberf Should be: Laughing my fat ass off!

  • @myjustinbieberf Laughing my fucking ass off.

  • @myjustinbieberf bieber is a loser, but he's not gay

  • whats that first song pleas?

  • Lol that's the guy from The Mummy Returns... wow XD

  • CTFU 1:17 2 FUNNY

  • Funny ass movie

  • btw its ducebiggalo male jigalo

  • Love this movie! Hated the sequel. But Love this movie! Glad you were clever in the title too

  • a jiggawhooo ? #LOL

  • is this the first movie?

  • @sujin99999 yes :)

  • When are you humans going to realize that this film is a fucking MASTERPIECE

  • @iDraw3G You should try seeing this film at 3am after like 10 vodka shots. Takes on a whole new level of hilarity!

  • what is the name of these abdominal exercises? 7:43

  • cars and clothes, men are whores, that's how all my homies roll.

  • good girls

  • 3:43 porno lol

  • Is that a real goldfish, the dangerous one that is?

  • I LIKE THIS BETTER THAN THE SECOND ONE!!!

  • im gonna kill my guidance councilor--jejeje

  • whats this movie really called?

  • @dillpickleboocutie deuce bigalow: male gigolo....it's funny like the second one

  • u mean to tell me that whore in the fish store can't freakin tell her tits was drenched in water???

    haha i call bullshit.

  • does this actor have to show his butt ? that's what i dun't like about him, it's not the first movie that he did..x-x

  • lol " im gonna kill my guidance Counselor"

  • yeee persians hahah

  • Thanks a bunch for uploading the full movie.

  • Rob Schneider got famous from this movie :))

  • "every kid needs a father" lol #FTW

  • "Oh.. Fishi, fishi, fishi" LOL

  • Awesome, just awesome! Thanks for posting!

  • This comedy is so under rated.This is probably one of the best comedies ive ever seen and Rob Schneider is just the perfect guy for any great comedy :D

  • @Sly922 I couldnt agree with you more, its both hilarious and a great story line something you dont see in todays movies.

  • i love how they put together nudity and comedy

  • i love this movie, alot

  • I agree, Critics can just make lowest rated movies like Slackers an 56%, Deuce Bigalow 1 and 2 60% (1) and 56% (2).

  • hahahahaha poor old lady

  • I love the fact that his fish are swimming in crystal clear water but his tap water is disgusting! Very funny!

    coraclewoman

  • guys if u havent watched part 2 its on youtube an its sooooooo funny

  • "Have a good nipple" LMFAO!

  • Hey fishy, fishy, fishy....lol

  • please tell me what's the name of the song at 8:50...i can't find the name of it:-?

  • lol i watched dis on satuday. it was so hilarious i loved the movie

  • "Okay I guess I'll just you know take some sea snails and be on my way." What a classic quote. And what a great moment this is: 2:21

  • Whats that first music name?? Its soo funny lol :P

  • if u like I can stay for a while .. every kid need a father .. .. ..lol

  • de derp de derp te teetley derpy derpy dumb

  • girl in the aquarium store needs a beef injection.

  • @Tysoncampbell69

    have a good nipple!

  • Critics suck coz they hated his movie, can't they accept a joke movie go out and get a real job instead of looking for shakespeare in evry movie tht's released, great movie

  • @crazyrainbowlover critics can jump and land on their faces and DIE!

  • @crazyrainbowlover word. this movie is funny as hell.

  • @crazyrainbowlover i agree completely. im an ex new yorker contributor and i enjoy rob schneider movies immensely. i'm quite depressed how the majority of film critic pans films that dont lend them any social cachet to champion - film critics are the worst dilettantes of our era. they better ones are good, but the hobbyist type, local paper type are the worst.

  • @crazyrainbowlover , I normally don't like comedy movies, but this one seems funny and interesting.

  • @crazyrainbowlover fuck critics... what movies did they ever make??

  • 6:17 :D:D:D

  • lol everybody likes the have a good nipple

  • eh fishy fishy fishy...

  • "have a good nipple" LMFAO!@!@!

  • beeen looking for this FOREVER i use to own it but i moved and lost it if you like this watch too wong foo ...its really funyy hahaha naked cleaning

  • "I'm a Gigolo ;)"

    "Gigo-who?"

    Lmao gigo-who

  • 5:42 is thee best part ever!! lmfao!

  • 2:40 "Have a good nipple"

  • Excuse me for a second......must make pee-pee

  • lol XD

  • lmao

  • "hey! shoes off...respect the 18th century Persian carpet."

  • what is the title song at 2:52

  • "Call Me" by Blondie

  • ROFL. The term "man whore" is so incredibly funny.

  • thx. for uploading;D

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