Shit VFX Artists Say

[PanzerionGM]

2:11 I do the same thing whenever my computer crashes during doing project.

[blabla99x]

No VFX artist knows how to work a fax. It's a universal fact.

[zapnorok]

When the client asked to roto smoke, that was hilarious!

[paxter82]

i love the last bit the Ae render sound ring i taught my render was done... went to ae and saw 45 mins more... Fuuuckkkk... p.s its 4am here Woot!

[amielboyboy]

omg i thought my rendered finished at the end of the video but i wasn't rendering anything wtf.

[KiwiFashionista]

I love it coz its true even for us editors! Espeically all the "fucks!!!" and "its only midnight!!"

[Butterbean8684]

I have definitely asked about "a penis in the matte painting"...

[nemac23]

It's only 3am! (really) lol

[eric2187hm]

so you want me to finish it in 1 day???? FUUUUCK!!!!

[xRuxxyFX]

this is sooo me! :D

[Seffyr]

"LENS FLARES!" is officially the new motto of our VFX class.

Now, whenever we see a lens flare the entire class chimes in "LENS FLARES!". It's driving our tutor mad.

[amercier82]

@Seffyr that is amazing. thank you. (i'm the guy who says "LENS FLARES!")

[Blu3Typh00n]

AW DUDE! WHAT IF THE GUY WHO MADE THIS WAS RENDERING SO HE MADE THIS STUFF OUT OF BOREDOM?! ....that'd be hilarious......I wonder if that really happened... :p

[Blu3Typh00n]

They need to make one for animators :p

[GeekMaster6000]

Very true. The sound at the end made me have to check to see that I didn't have After Effects rendering too. :P

[abejito100]

"Just blur the shit out, nobody´s gonna know!"

[abejito100]

Thanks a lot to the artists who produced this video. Every time I see it, I feel working overnight isn't that bad.

[Rhinooh]

"How the fuck am i suposed to track that ? " haha

[ArielBeasty]

I'm a college digital media student and this is so true!!! xD

[Delinz]

oooo rotoscope haha. Everytime its time for rotoscoping i say that too

[haaniim]

I am a VFX student. This is real

[Awesomation1]

when that guy said "its a disaster from any angle except for this one" i was like YEEESS!!

[444blackfire]

I AGREE! FUCK MAYA!! stupid awesome confusing shitty software!

[kvweber]

I love all of you guys, just saying.

[Ch1ngachguk]

The only thing is that when you happen not to save, usually there's much more emotion involved :P It's usually like "FUUUUCK, 2 HOURS, 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY WORK JUST GOT FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN!!!!1 NOOOOO!!!!"

but the rest of the video is very authentic, love it=) i remember even did that creepy look from behind the table like at 2:25 lol

[D0NTREPLY]

"Dude, I don't need this shit, I worked on Avatar" Hahaha!! So true, come to think of it!!

[RCinemato]

Was rendering while I watched this.  <3

[amandavackrinos]

"No it's cool... I'm rendering." SPOT. ON.

[takingBackWhatsMine]

PC LOAD LETTER? THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

lolol this is right on point!

[xllr8]

True. True. uhmmmm, True? I love how he walks out of a crazy composite to: "how does this fax work?"

[TheParodyPirate]

I cry when i got to do rotoscopeing

[videofreeus]

OH ***K I DIDNT SAVE

[Tarage]

Also replace "Rendering" with "Compiling" and it's programmers.

[Tarage]

What Programmers say... at least the cursing.

[kreneet]

I feel like they did this during rendering lol

[msampson3d]

Holy crap, it's Todd Patterson.

[xRuxxyFX]

yup, this is me 

[manabusama]

"It's a disaster from any angle except this one"

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THIS HAPPENS TO!

[eeeace]

shit, when the vid ended with the sound AE makes when the render is done, i thought MY render was done.

[foggymemories]

Ahh...yup...already familar with everything. XD

[PotadoTomado]

Has some funny parts, but mostly repetitive and tasteless.

[Trommeldaris]

@PotadoTomado

The number of fucks within this business is pretty high.

[TCzelusniak]

@PotadoTomado This documentary was not meat to make you laugh...

[Anim8edGray]

Haha. Todd saying "They hired a girl" if you only knew him...You would laugh as hard as I am right now.

[CronosXIIII]

Thumbs up if you saw the hunger games poster in the background.

[peiceOcheese]

I demand a censored version.

[schwiggidy]

lololol 1:57

[AurusStudio]

OMG!

"I don't save project" Fuck, shiet!

[lostpin]

As true as it can be...:)

[ClericZA]

Yup! I couldn't believe how true all this was! ROFL

[TheDudz07]

LOL true!! -jeven

[Kerbulseco]

The first time I saw it, I LOL'ed! Then when it happened to me, I realized how HARD THIS IS! %$#&(%#&(_! FUCK I DIDN'T SAVED!

[STEALTH42UA]

FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! FUCKING MAX! FUCKING MODELING! FUCKING BSOD WHEN RENDERING!!! FUUUUUUUUCK THAT SHIT! Hate this day!

now feel a little bit better... Thx to this video.

[tistatos]

RENDERING IN AFTEREFFECTS!

[ErinrinTheSwede]

Bwahahaha! Oh the penis in the matte painting thing. SO accurate :D lmao!

[RenatMansurov]

я вчера примерно так же матерился, тока по русски ))) когда афтер упал и проект похерил, а его недавно переставлял и забыл включить бэкапы ( .

[invertedstyles]

They hired a girl!!! Heard that one today fucking awesome. notice between all the fucks that happen twice.

[immortalartscom]

haha! great! "fuck i didnt save!

[Killeuzee]

I felt my heart sink when he said "Fuuuck...I didn't save."

Has happened to me before. Ctrl+S people...ALWAYS.

[VixonMedia]

You forgot; "OH SHIT, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO CLICK ON THAT!! SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, NO, FUCK!! OH, PISS!"

[zimbloggy]

At 2:31, I automatically thought "ooh, my render is finished!"

[baltoboy]

"The client wants me to roto smoke?"

Oh, you poor bastard...

[lookear]

A multimedia guy like me can relate too. :) Thumbs way up.

[Fedework]

OOOH Rotoscope....

[AlexTheMartian]

omfg this is amazing (I am a VFX artist and this is all true))

[HamachiSashimi]

it gets better and better every time I watch it! *REPLAY!

[KangNonoXXX]

hahaha yeyenais

[FaithvsFateFilms]

So true, "Facebook broke my render!" and "They Hired a Girl."

[argentpleuvoir]

most painful line: "Fuck i didn't save"

[fredkamuyu]

I seriously go through all that.....planning to try the matte dick pic though. :D

[23avrs]

my boyfriend says this all the time its f'n hilarious!!

[slivertorp]

so cool vfx guys !

[isobel7]

Why just men?????? I say a lot of these too!!!

[surreal15m]

Behind the colorful and wonderful world of Pixar, are these guys.

[kcin228]

This is so on point, fucking great!

[Argarsad]

"do you think they'll notice if i put pen*s in the matte painting?" lol

[RedLeaderTrackMaster]

0:59 is me every day.

[JSCHOEY]

I'm not sure if its 'shit (that) VFX artist say' or just 'shit VFX artists (that) say'.

[kerog6]

I like the Blender reference. I'm sure nobody would notice...

[eukleyvcardoso]

@kerog6 I didn't notice. Care to share?

[kerog6]

@eukleyvcardoso 1:13 i think he says "Just Blender the shit out of it, nobody's gonna know" but it was a little fast so he might have said "Blow" instead of "Blender".

Thoughts?

[TCzelusniak]

@kerog6 I think he said blur, as in, to use the blur effect to cover any minute details that are wrong or messed up

[kerog6]

@TCzelusniak That makes more sense, what with most of these being about mattes. Man, when are people gonna get with the times and talk about Blender?

[BlackChristmas283]

@kerog6 Blender? Seriously?



[kerog6]

@BlackChristmas283 There you go. 

[Killeuzee]

@BlackChristmas283 That comment from kerog6 about blender made me laugh.

[BlackChristmas283]

@Killeuzee Haha I wasn't trying to be a douche or anything, I just don't understand why people still care about blender for any reason other than "its free"

[Killeuzee]

@BlackChristmas283 Oh I know, it just made me giggle. Kid just doesn't really know what's standard in the industry that's all. :)

[howiedoo]

@kerog6 I was the one who said that, it was "blur" :)

[chainsawsnboomsticks]

@kerog6 I'm pretty sure it was "blur".

[DreadKnight666]

Have you asked the *igger?

[BarefootStudios8]

Oh **** I didn't save..... I've been there toooooo many times :(

[EvansShades]

Just crush the blacks

[salman6896]

I edit videos and I feel your pain...

[TheJHproductions1]

the finish rendering sound made me confused coz i had just started a sony vegas render?

[JCtheChosenone]

Ahhh! 2 minutes and 38 seconds of real life drama... FUCK! Thankz for putting into perspective? :P

[TheBpedroza]

Really awesome guys, it's just like that.

[NckyEnWndy]

Lord haha so true except for they hired a girl part.. imma girl :P

God the after effects render sound got me



[RuxxyFX]

this is me :D

[vagine26]

Good VFX artists say the same things tbh

[Inb4Reach]

lens flarez!! makes everything look "cool"?

[dexigner01]

I already feel I belong

[14mn4m1]

1:04 Roto smoke... how many man-days are that shot worth?

[rahma4]

Sounds 'bout right

[KeaneSimon]

Over identified with "Oh fuck, I didn't save" :(

[ROTGUTRIAS]

Office Space reference. Awesome.

[ElricOfMelibone]

Damn.. Level Designer here and around 80% of this video is 100% true!

[idunnoimnotadr]

Video Statistics: (Audience)

Male 25-54...

They Hired a girl?

[IHopeUDance20]

this is amazing

[embrytic]

My Afx render is done! - wait... huh... well done.

[SAFARISKATER156]

I wonder if they said all those things when they were editing this video...

[MrTonyCL]

The sound of "Render finished" from After Effects at the end sent a chill through my spine... Oh, the horrors I have lived.

[MonsterbabyVashj]

They all look sexy....what the fu! :o

[Runkepapir]

Reality is way harder ....

[IxusMaig]

AE render chime troll.

[youtubo222]

@MrWindsurf me too and I was watching the video on my phone.....

[DigitalConfusion]

Fix it in post.

[KakeiJuzo]

@DigitalConfusion That's the opposite, VFX artist are DOING the post production.

[ShadowWolf289]

0:06 I've done that a couple of times

[brianpecora]

my girlfriend understood this just from watching me work

[MrWindsurf]

Guhh the after effect finished rendering sound at the end made me look for after effects .... I didn't even have it open.

[simplifiedarts]

@MrWindsurf me too lol

[PrimelyVids]

LOL i say these all the time XD

[wildeman001]

I laughed.. then cried a little inside.

[kursondax]

@wildeman001 me to :(

[VFXftw]

2:10 I say that one all the time XD

[Arihant2590]

After Effects? What is this? 1995? NUKE FTW! :D :D

[Killeuzee]

@Arihant2590 Nuke ftw indeed.

[commandernightstrike]

I lol'd so hard watching this because its so true!

[anilaustinsteverace]

After effects, what is this 1995....? LOL

[iProphet3]

@anilaustinsteverace You like really kidding me? :s

1995 for AFX? :s AFX > Nuke

[KayKayBabyGirl16]

lmao I love it! I can truly say I remember when I didn't save my file............ I have learned my lesson for sure. :D

[electray]

fuck!



[HeylaniCreates]

Fucking LOVE it!!! Thanks! :)

Classic : "We hired a Girl!!" ;)

[CherryBlossomRed08]

lol about 80% of it I've done/said while working in Maya, except i hate lens flare

[JUANREVI]

Looks like maya is receiving a lot of fuc ks! i do hate maya and this world for let it be the n1 software to use if you want to work in 3d. Fukin maya:a crashing machine, every version more and more polished to crash for even a simple face selection. maya 1 > maya2012

[246Bourbizz]

LENS FLARE !!!!! XD

[TySpoonz]

Lol, I just checked my AE render.

[juanchoxxl]

es cierto que hijos de putaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[manemax]

Hahahah true true B)

[bhamill3d]

This is so true to life. I think I've said every one of these things. Many times. Ah, fucking Maya...

[triShotFilms]

That sound at the end is the After Effects render complete sound.

[rwerdevoldi]

lol "The Rigger!!!!" Leave me outta it.

-Tim

[VoyagerGregor]

Fuck you, @ 2:30 i thought my render is done. It's not

[Anubis3200]

Software crashing when the file was not saved? Happens all the time -_-

[SuperCrabbycrab]

LENS FLARES

[codarl1]

Fucking maya & aftereffect !!!! (hahahahahaha)

[Elcristoph]

LOL, brilliant.. 0:46 that is so true.. flat mate asked what I do and I told them I'm an animator, she then said "oh cool, my internet is causing me issues can you fix it".... errr no

[Anubis3200]

@Elcristoph Not knowing who is an animator? Wow... has she never wondered who is drawing cartoons?

[theonetruekirk]

At 0:52, so true...

[kitchendon]

Epic. 2:11 was me two days ago in ZBrush.

[dandeentremont]

At Rhythm and Hues, it's more like, "Did you hear? They hired a dude!"

[mrpravster]

I love "Just blur the shit out of it nobody's gonna know!!".. Everything here entails my regular day except I mention more "Maya's being such a fuckin bitch today!!!" than i care for.. lol

[dandeentremont]

Not fair. NOBODY knows how to send a fax.

[pixelpro1]

yeah.. we shuld learn some new words...

[gordontarpley]

I've said almost everything in this video more times than I can count. 

[morgothFLOW]

2:17 story of my life...

[morgothFLOW]

0:00 'till 2:38 WORD!

[TheParodyPirate]

Midnight....fuck

[austintheng]

hahaha... FUCCCKKK!!!!

[ZETAiZSTRiNGiN]

It's only off one frame

XD

[augizzle]

THAT RENDER PING AT THE END. Damn. Enslaved to Aftereffects.

[villain42]

"You need this shot when?" - Ooooh man, it's a documentary!

[xtrasic]

29 Production guys dnt like it!!!!!