Soccer hooligans - Tom Green

[idontbelieeeveit]

Tom's got serious skills at the end!

[metalebd]

It's a football game

[raferskip]

I dont watch soccer, why is it funny he has an old Motherwell soccer jersey?

[luccaskunk]

It's like Remi Gaillard, only he doesn't have the balls to do it during the World Cup like Remi.

[SuperOnkelJohn]

The radio and its music is just genius. ;-) Tom´s a genius.

[howlermonkeysweat]

I used to do stuff like this, then I too an arrow to the knee.

[jlna83]

my dearest... you are a fuckin FUCKING GENIUS!!!

[MrJamjam87]

Got to love the randomness of the old Motherwell away strip. He could probably get a game for them. There's only one team in Scotland though glory glory to the hibees

[iceying199]

Yeah dude. My friends that play soccer rage like no other!

[elidontlie]

the steal then the finish that was great funny shit

[bonzie88]

IS THAT A OLD MOTHERWELL TOP HE HAS ON LOL

[speckyprick]

@bonzie88 Motherwell Soccer Club haha!

[rohitkjoshi]

Are you german orr??

[ianflaig]

0:58 Girl with a sense of humor.

[CopSpiller]

christower50 Name a "real sport" unless you were just typing outta Uranus.

[rugged23WC]

The black guy is Mr Frederick. My friends dad.!! LOL Pure Trini!!!

[MikaOwns]

the swamp meet? lololol

[EveryTongueShallTell]

1:20 nice skills

[hellokitylv]

tom's not a bad soccer player

[MEsturmvogel]

Random German Guy "Gedoff da feeeeld".

[christower50]

Comeon u cant take soccer seriously lol. Its not a real sport

[theycallmenavid]

hahaha gloucester hornets! i played for them!

[clamjumpr]

tom green is the ultimate trollolololol

[Sener]

Instrumental west side story music is hilarious :)

[forestrocks]

Tom Green is such a horrible person, that's what makes him so damn funny. I miss this show.

[bobsboobies]

wat a rentard...

[TobiasMuray]

@bobsboobies says the man who cant spell

[bobsboobies]

@TobiasMuray the n is supposed to be there you toolbox....

[TheKraig]

Aahahah, Tom Green rocking a Motherwell top for a prank! Pure class! :D

[turtlesarecool99]

We either need Tom to start doing this kind of stuff again, or someone needs to pick up the torch and continue the insane public prankster bit. 

[Weslo2]

@turtlesarecool99 neg from balls of steel

[turtlesarecool99]

@Weslo2 Hahahaha!

[Weslo2]

@turtlesarecool99 he is great lol!!!

wootwootwootwoot

haha I swear he popularized that "woot", (not really but i like to think so :P)

absolutely priceless, especially the first burger throw, or my absolute favorite peice he has ever done

The Annoying Devil (in which he goes to greater lengths than even tom green!)

I swear if that guy was in the USA he would've been shot and killed a long time ago (kidding :P)

I don't like to stereotype :(

[assholevidstoday]

Absolutely beautiful

[swedmeva2]

My second favorite Jew I swear lol

[ChrisWestaway]

... are you german?

[ofapril]

Tom Green is the ORIGINAL TROLLLLLLolololo

[strangersound]

Notice how the kids are the only ones with a sense of humor?

[SmurphPTFC]

Does anyone know what football shirt Tom is wearing? I want to say Motherwell.

[WillyPhister]

@SmurphPTFC Motorola actually.



[SmurphPTFC]

@WillyPhister That's the sponsor, not the team.

[WillyPhister]

@SmurphPTFC well ya thats the shirt he's wearing. The team he's playing for is the Cardinals though.

[SmurphPTFC]

@WillyPhister So he's wearing a Motherwell F.C. shirt as per my suggestion? Ok. Thank you. Your second point makes no sense though.

[WillyPhister]

@SmurphPTFC Im sorry I meant the "Huston Oilers". My mistake.

[MrStonecold69]

3.05

LOFL

[DieMenschMaschine85]

Tom started out in Yuk Yuks I think.

[DefaultPosition]

The man is an idiot. How can this be funny?

[DieMenschMaschine85]

@DefaultPosition : It's funny watching the reactions from the people. He's also sort of doing what we all think about doing when we pass games or other such things. He deliberately winds people up but does it as if he's unknowingly doing it. He's quite an intelligent, creative guy and I like to think of myself as one too. This humour is silly and often imitated but Tom always had the mad genius about him. He has a wonderful mind and I think it's a great thing when other people see the funny.

[xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx]

@DefaultPosition

I HAVE A HAIRY ANAL CAVITY.

[hippykiller1]

Don't call me buddy, pal!

[ocoinne1]

He didn't even score in the end..he hit the crossbar lololol

[xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx]

HE IS GOD GOD GOD.

[benabubblehead]

TOM GREEN > GOD

[dmeskouris]

Amazing!!!

[CactusJackFan]

Best troll ever. Absolutely fearless.

[rethxoth]

lol that guy at 2:37 sounds like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

[scotlandr]

How is the wearing a Motherwell football shirt on?! Thats just so randum!

[pixelbind]

damn he's witty as hell

[SybilianShade]

Tom Green is..UNSTOPPABLE! When will they make the "Tom Green vs. Borat" movie?!

[EMPERORMIKI]

@SybilianShade watch Freddy Got Fingered ... hilarious movie.

[DaleWF10]

Tom Green is such a faggot they should of picked him up and thrown him in the middle of the ICF and the Millwall Bushwackers!

[michaelrancidguy]

@DaleWF10 Sense of Humour ??? Anyone' Can anyone help this guy find a sense of Humour?

[DaleWF10]

@michaelrancidguy Tom green isn't funny he just acts stupid don't get how anyone can find him funny..  Freddy got fingered is the worst comedy film ever made!

[afroninja3]

@DaleWF10 That's funny, seeing as how you already dislike Tom Green, but yet you come on one of his videos just to post stupid comments about your dislike for him. That makes you a motherfucker.

[DaleWF10]

@afroninja3 Only came onit because I search "Football Hooligans"

[afroninja3]

@DaleWF10 That's no excuse. The title clearly says his name. Therefore, either you are a monotone jackass, or you are too stupid to realize this is a Tom Green video. Maybe both.

[DaleWF10]

@afroninja3 Shut up you faggot I was just curious!

[afroninja3]

@DaleWF10 Really? If you already had a strong dislike for Tom Green, you wouldn't be "just curious".

[DaleWF10]

@afroninja3 I came on it because I was curious to the "Soccer hooligan" bit okay now shut the fuck up god Americans so annoying

[afroninja3]

@DaleWF10 I'm not the one senselessly calling people faggots.

[angelwithin91]

This was the guy who invented public pranking like this, waaaaaaaay before Borat and Jackass. He is indeed a legend.

[uglyguido]

If some one tried that today they would probably be called a domestic terrorist.

[hallnoats4ever]

@uglyguido don't they know tom is a movie star? they don't seem to recognize him

[chicityjoka]

@uglyguido no theyd get charged with disturbing the peace

[MyTime127]

tom green was funny back in the day

[krazyboyle1]

1:22 he did a Ronaldinho

[cottoncandy125]

"GET OUT OF HERE"

"are u German?"

XD

[QuantumBasis]

lmao this was great

[neilpeart456]

from what team is tom's jersey? :O

[discusvis010]

he shoots.....he scores yeah

[jamie24cfc]

Of all the teams in the world he had to pick a fuckin motherwell strip

[superwellfan]

@jamie24cfc couldn't have picked anything better :)

[jamie24cfc]

@superwellfan hahaha I'll give you that one mate, it says a lot about Tom Green who must have taken some kind of interest in the SPL outside the old firm.

[superwellfan]

@jamie24cfc i'm genuinely curious as to how he managed to get hold of one of our tops. Hope he comes to Fir Park and does this haha :)

[jockney7]

@jamie24cfc Haha i know!!! May as well bee a buddies kit!

[NeverAgain1985]

love that song :)

[MaghoxFr]

US can't playu football look at those kids they look like little retards

[IncubusBiggestFan101]

are you german or? hahahahahaha

[Casarzino]

lol I can't believe he actually scored there at the end it was a good goal

[08havoc08]

2:51 "Its people like you who destroy wembley stadium every year!" HA HA brilliant.

[wackymac28]

@08havoc08 soccer fans are too passionate. he should do that in a womens soccer game and try and mack on alex morgan and hope solo. LOL

[RonnieR7]

HAHAHAHA now how in the hell did Tom Green get a Motherwell FC top LMAO what a legend!!!!!!!

[RonnieR7]

HAHAHAHA now how in the hell did Tom Green get a Motherwell FC top LMAO what a legend!!!!!!!

[Vexedsaint25]

Tom green will always b hilarious raw comedy there haha

[mihacjr]

Ovoga ce neko da bije na kraju ! hahahaa

[angantyr86]

Soccer's fans are insane... that's true. I'm from Argentina, the regular people here talks or feel soccer all the time, that's fuck up... they don't acomplish nothing in their lives, they just live to follow their team and die in a factory or whatever let them to pay some money to get a tv, a radio to see soccer... I think if Argentina hadn't soccer will be a better nation... it's sad.

[superallyftp]

He's probably good enough to get a game for motherwell

[KornVayneShredder]

I love how that lady says "Do you want it as a quote?!" to sound intelligent but it just proves how stupid she really is. Quoting YOURSELF 5 seconds after it was just said? Fucking tard lol

[InFiniteFinitity]

"The swap meet??"

[JackPantz]

@InFiniteFinitity "No, that fuckin swamp right there."

[beanDudeofBeanbean]

Earlier this year our band director randomly had sight-read the song playing on Tom's radio...

My friend and I both recognized it from this video and burst into laughter in the middle of the song while everyone else gave us funny looks...

[dazstar]

13 years later.... and I'm still laughing my balls off!!!

[gazzaboyhmfc]

hahahahahahahahahaha, funniest thing is him wearing a Motherwell top

[shinraninja]

i love this guy hes sooo freaking awsome!



[candyman3]

grown ups dont like this humour at all :S

[KornVayneShredder]

@candyman3 lol ya. corporations turn adults into robots haha.

[LankyLegsLew]

funny thing is, hes fucking great at soccer!

[Ape232]

what is that song?

[cozmiklinc]

@Ape232 That song is called "America" from the Broadway musical "West Side Story." Leonard Bernstein wrote the music and Stephen Sondheim wrote the lyrics. Check it out the actual version sometime. It is a witty spoof on American material culture compared to the the Puerto Rican Culture that the singers come from.

[nevmiles]

@Ape232

The song on Tom's stereo is "America" from the musical "West Side Story". It was used a theme song for World Cup USA '94 on many Canadian TV networks (maybe worldwide too, I'm not sure), so that is probably why Tom chose to use it . . . even though this was aired in '98, it may have been filmed during or not long after USA '94.....

[TonythekillaB]

I dont thing you should call the referee a loser lmao...even though he was. Tom Green Is a Genious lol

[canabeenzo]

tht fuckin music is funny as hell

[rvhawkeye]

soccer twits

[AngelVomit26]

This man (Genious of Comedy) has some BALLS....and I don't mean soccer balls :-)

[andree1991]

he fucking took the ball form the referee and scored!

[YoungFlannel]

Before Sacha Baron Cohen, there was Tom Green

[CRUClO]

Try that in europe he'd have got stabbed, and rightly so

[bean432]

@CRUClO booooooooooo

[LecceDiPane]

Is he wearing a motherwell fc top?

[shatner99]

swap meet?

[npadul30]

They are from Canada; I can hear their accent. XD

[88yanners88]

@npadul30 well those with accent you hear are not from canada their probably like italie and stuff like that

[pegrum91]

top cornerr!!!!! no seriously though he seems pretty good at footy haha

[cjustus530]

it's not even a real camera

[mitch2358]

LOL silly soccer parents :3 I remember those days...HA The players thinks he's great

[EdinburghTiger]

He gotta Red Card at once

[TheRantanplan2009]

Lets play some soccer though.

[candyman3]

oooh those guys at the end is so badass!

[Ghotherkill]

Tom Green... The original troll

[benfaysal23]

Obviously kids have greater sense of humor than those stuck up adults.

[punk48livac]

Jajajajajajajajjajajajjajaajja­jja @3:03 that was hilarious

[Chinpokomonch]

whats the song he puts on his stereo when running through the field?

[dezmoraldo]

is that a motherwell top??

[djmixmac]

I miss Tom Green's show on MTV.



[unfortunatebeam]

aaah, all i have to say is I LOVE Tom Green! A true Canadain Hero lol

[Savage999111]

1:24 That lady shouldn't be insulting the ref :D

[lucytecheric]

Are you German? lol

[weaselidiotu]

@lucytecheric he sounded so ffffin funny

[smitchl100]

This is when Tom's show was funny

[ramicule]

Notice how the kids are laughing and having fun while the adults are busting a nut over this prank.

[jbkristensen]

@ramicule ya, just too bad most of them prolly gonna grow up and become morons just like them

[Robstailey]

damn he styled on that ref at the end what a play

[UncleRico000]

i swear when he stripped the ball and scored that goal, was the most epic thing i have witnessed

[skaterpunkrulezz]

OMG TAT LOOKED EXACLTLY LIKE MY MUSIC TEACHER

[fellXhouseXranger]

lol at least the kids loved him

[croup007]

THIS MAN IS A LEGEND

[shitchops]

@croup007 hells yes ! I'm 26 been following him since 99' !

[SybilianShade]

@croup007

LoL so true! I can't get enough of this guy he's so original and he just does whatever the hell comes to mind! :D

[Gurra88]

@MrMarcgi

It's because the grown ups love watching kids playing with a ball. Serious business. 

[CreepyguyandMike]

I love this is because I know where this place is. Geez I luv Ottawa. I luv it.

[samgutrz]

ahahahahah he is so funnu

[chrillesdrenge]

@TylerDurdenMakesSoap Lucky for you but for some off us Football is all we got.. our team is our religion and over Mates is our Family

[IPaddress123]

"are you german or..."

[cj397]

IDIOTS SHOULDNT BE ON THE FIELD.

i guarantee that bitch has never worked in her life mooching off her shitty husband while forcing their child to play soccer

[coolhandluke1889]

@cj397 lol its such a good comeback aswell from green "well i dont think you should call the ref an idiot"

[johnnycjnr]

Classic.I'd love to go on an adventure with Tom.John and Toms' magical adventure to the land of adventure.

[lassewardlaw]

"or I'm going to put that in the swamp".... OMG, so poor. Seriously, who has a swamp "right fucking there"...?

and

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!­!

[netskot]

52 people are english hooligans

[chrillesdrenge]

@netskot And FUCKING PROUD OF IT

[achmadim]

lol the f1st black guy was a trinidadian im suprised dude was so polite hahah

[TheAnimalBrigade]

never though id say this but this shit im more immature than my music haha

[NESkid64]

episodes of the Tom Green show should be rerun constantly on TV to show people exactly how stupid they look when they take life so seriously

[porkchopstix]

the funniest part was when he scored at the end!

[RussianSoviet5445]

lol fuck canada

[illuminate122112]

@RussianSoviet5445 No...fuck you

[RussianSoviet5445]

@illuminate122112 nah, fuck canada eh

[RENEDU2]

tasty corn...tasty corn...

[SporkyPoo]

he's such a troll lol

[heats1]

i wish tom green came to my kids soccer game, i'd actually watch one lol

[thesnudge1]

HAHAH He has a motherwell top on!!!

[sooperheromax]

tom green is not just a hero, he is one brave mofo!!

[chairmanofthebored1]

They almost act like they got rent money riding on the games. My ex-wife's nephew played for little league, and the coach was a complete ass.

[johnbrown53160]

soccer parents are jerks