wow. and all I am doing is writing a sucky novel about hobos in a notebook. You and the rest of the nerdfighters are helping bangledesh get back on its feet. Just like my novel, I suck. However, thanks to nerdfighters, the world does not. DFTBA guys
wow. and all I am doing is writing a sucky novel about hobos in a notebook. You and the rest of the nerdfighters are helping bangledesh get back on its feet. Just like my novel, I suck.
Greg. A man who has taken atvantage of suffering people so he could make money. Ass. And his book sucked. I read it in school. I failed the class I had to read the book in, that quarter. It was the only quarter of the only class I had ever failed. And now, Greg, I find that the author of this boring book didn't even do half of the great things he claims that he has. Ass.
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"THREAD IN YOUR PANTS" LOL even though i know he meant the thread on the website yourpants. org, i still found that absolutely hilarious. a thread in your pants. AHAHAHA
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I'm a loyal American former Pakistani. This greg guy has a Edmond hilary complex and this is all about him being known as the best charity guy ever a mother treasa or something. The book is overly exagerated. education can't cure paki hate for infidels 97% of educated Pakis hate USA and love Osama bin laden. Reformed muslim pakis are the only good people-greg has been fooled by the advertisement version of islam read the politically incorect guide to islam by Robert Spencer -help us reform islam
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HEY! That comment that whte guys look alike offends me! Well, not me personally, because I'm not white, or a guy (I think) but by proxy, because my sons are. Although they probably do look alike. I don't know for sure, because I'm about two weeks away from delivering my second son, but I'll assme they do. Ok, they're not really white, more like beige (White + brown = beige). #rambling
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Did you say good morning? How many pots of coffee did you have? Did you take an Evelyn wood speed talking class? Its 2:18 am. you just cracked me up..Great story..I love someone who tells 5 stories to get back to the original.point I am known for this..you remind me of me..except you are funnyer>sp?. Kate
This is not outsourcing-but I think that John should reluctantly and abeit with many qualifiers, confess 5 areas or skills in which Hank is superior to himself.
I vote that you make a video about the results of this whole escapade (sorry if I mispelled that) has died down. I read his book for english class and thoroughly enjoyed it. It was inspiring, amazing, and showed a great example of what i want to do with my life. I don't know if he's a fake or not, but I really hope that he isn't. I liked him and his book way too much.
just throwing this out there, i happen to have a friend, Nick, who is one of few not lady young adult librarians...which you make sound even more awesome!
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@Cheeselena I don't know, but it's definitely the beatification, not the beautification. The beautification of the pope would suggest to me that he was gonna get some kind of makeover, which would be hilarious.
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can you guys just both be hank? because i keep calling john hank for some reason and ive been watching for a very long time (i dont really know how long but im at like 2009ish of the old videos and i started watching the newer ones at least 6 months ago and i still cant call john john... i dont know)
I may not be Dutch, but I downloaded the e-book anyway. Directly after downloading, I ran to the bookshelf, took down my copy of Will Grayson, Will Grayson (the English version) and started teaching myself Dutch through corresponding inter-language versions of the same book.
Yes, I'm sure knowing how to recite "Summer of Gay" in Dutch will help me so much in life. = ]
Hey HEY may 5th is my girlfriends birthday too could you please say happy birthday to her on a may 5th video for hank? her name is Molly and she'll be 16 so sweet 16 lol, oooo and even more may 5th news, im mexican so i will prolly be with my mom while she drinks margaritas in front of me while i have a coka cola! so yea please say happy b-day to Molly? plz thumb up this comment so they can see!
@Zimologist Nerdfighters are one of the top groups in Kiva's history; nerdfighters have been making microloans to entrepreneurs in the developing world since 2007. -John
Oh, I have another (better) (serious) question for Friday: I'm a writer trying to work on my first novel. Do you have any advice? (Advice about writing, not publishing.)
I just got my report card (I'm in high school) and I got A's in all my academics and a pathetic 78% in PE. I'm very annoyed. It's not like I don't try. I try harder in PE than any of my other classes.
It's like my gym teacher said, "Oh you tried your best? NOT GOOD ENOUGH."
my question: Why does YourPants not allow mw to do anything!? I've signed up correctly and everything, yet anytime I try and interact with the commmunity. it suggests that I am trying to edit someone else's post or access unauthorized information and refuses me. Help? Dis I just screw something up, or am I really unauthorized to public info?
What should a nerdfighter do who is in love with two nerd fighters at the same time?
Is it possible to like two people at once?
I've been losing feelings towards my boyfriend of over a year (following a linear model) while I have exponentially been gaining feelings for one of my closest friends - who i recently found out likes me back.
Really not sure what to do and would appreciate your guidance and insight - i always do!!!
Hey john I want to be a writer someday and I've recently just for fun have been writing a story about the evil baby orphanage. If it actually turns out good could you promise me that you won't sue if you see a evil baby orphanage books in libraries 15 years in the future? Also, do you have writing advice for young writers?
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Ha ha. Some guy did that to me once, only he started talking about how my wedding was amazing and how well married life has been treating me and ya. It was awkward. I feel old now and I'm only 16.
my language arts teacher was teelling us about something he read that was saying that greg mortenson made up or like stretched the truth of the book three cups of tea... or like that he didnt include facts to make the story sound more amazing.
Q. What do you do if a nerd fighter who is a jerk starts being mean to you and then acts supper nice to one of your best friends and blames you for ruining there life even if you didn't and they wont shut up about it?
Q: Your narrators/main characters are only childs. Why is that ? Is it because of a secret wish to be an only child ? Because of some deeper book meaning ? Or because they just turn out that way ?
There happens to be a comment 2 below mine that is asking for computer tech help. OH I LOVE NERDFIGHTERIA!!! <3 It's like Future Shop without the big screen televisions and pushy sales men! =)
Does anyone remember what book John read the first draft of in his youtube livestream? I'm pretty sure it was all the king's men, but I can't find the draft.. :(
i love that i now know why he was in amsterdam :D
maggi007 4 weeks ago 6
very interesting video thanks
osclarkos 4 weeks ago
Too bad Greg Mortenson took the money for himself.
133411678230 1 month ago
Dang-it! I missed the free download...
roelvantoorn 1 month ago
If he is anything other than a total gentleman, i'm going to gouge his eyes out. <3
Nicnivin22 1 month ago 2
brilliant video
simysimss 1 month ago
Makes me laugh every single time.
isabelrae 1 month ago
haha
NashVanDyke 1 month ago in playlist Vlog Brother Question Tuesday - and sometimes Friday
Must see drunken John utterly embarrassing himself. I wonder if anyone in the room knew what was going on and dug out their camera …
And if I may ask, who DID you spend twelve minutes rambling to?
Tawnyfur 2 months ago
wow. and all I am doing is writing a sucky novel about hobos in a notebook. You and the rest of the nerdfighters are helping bangledesh get back on its feet. Just like my novel, I suck. However, thanks to nerdfighters, the world does not. DFTBA guys
andyanderson100 3 months ago
wow. and all I am doing is writing a sucky novel about hobos in a notebook. You and the rest of the nerdfighters are helping bangledesh get back on its feet. Just like my novel, I suck.
andyanderson100 3 months ago
Greg. A man who has taken atvantage of suffering people so he could make money. Ass. And his book sucked. I read it in school. I failed the class I had to read the book in, that quarter. It was the only quarter of the only class I had ever failed. And now, Greg, I find that the author of this boring book didn't even do half of the great things he claims that he has. Ass.
rkfan100 3 months ago
He's perfect.
singlexfilexisxlove 3 months ago
LOL
34Pippy 4 months ago
John...I'm so sorry
MissMeggie2804 5 months ago
I just got a little bit dizzy with embarrasment for you. Wow.
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Poor John got all flushed calling it back XD
Don't worry. Drinks are to blame!~ ><
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Your encounter with Greg Mortensen was mortifiying...see what I did thar? ;D
Dramaismyife 8 months ago 4
@Dramaismyife lol! very cleverxD
IstalkBananas 7 months ago
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ilvmusic77 8 months ago
"THREAD IN YOUR PANTS" LOL even though i know he meant the thread on the website yourpants. org, i still found that absolutely hilarious. a thread in your pants. AHAHAHA
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I'm a loyal American former Pakistani. This greg guy has a Edmond hilary complex and this is all about him being known as the best charity guy ever a mother treasa or something. The book is overly exagerated. education can't cure paki hate for infidels 97% of educated Pakis hate USA and love Osama bin laden. Reformed muslim pakis are the only good people-greg has been fooled by the advertisement version of islam read the politically incorect guide to islam by Robert Spencer -help us reform islam
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HEY! That comment that whte guys look alike offends me! Well, not me personally, because I'm not white, or a guy (I think) but by proxy, because my sons are. Although they probably do look alike. I don't know for sure, because I'm about two weeks away from delivering my second son, but I'll assme they do. Ok, they're not really white, more like beige (White + brown = beige). #rambling
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GallicWarsMixtapes 9 months ago
why do you call me Hank? :(
My name's Diana :((
deeporc 9 months ago
I think #thingsthatdontmakesensetonewviewers should be a hashtag.
logician15 9 months ago
may 5th... thats childrens day in japan
SnokyandSmurfs 9 months ago
Why are Socks white?
Aubreytastic 9 months ago
John, there's a your/you're mistake in the subtitles at 2:44.
PLEASE fix it!
alleexm 9 months ago 3
wow this would b great if i actually knew who greg mortenson was....
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@KampioenuhNL ...
oh my gosh.
HE DID. -flail-
lemondrop5578 9 months ago
I AM DUTCH!!! =D
JumpergirlNL 9 months ago
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browneyedjane11 9 months ago
cool everyone messes up sometimes huh
makeoohsothoughtful 9 months ago
Oh. My. God. My jaw dropped. That was so hilarious and I bet that was so embarrassing.
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GallicWarsMixtapes 10 months ago
Oh John, your embarrassment is my amusement.
TonksftMemories 10 months ago
Noooo! Link is down! Did i miss it??
Sandman267 10 months ago
I would read this the day after Hanko de Mayo *head desk*
Iluvcaramella 10 months ago
ahahahaha win xD
AwkwardAmo 10 months ago
Did you say good morning? How many pots of coffee did you have? Did you take an Evelyn wood speed talking class? Its 2:18 am. you just cracked me up..Great story..I love someone who tells 5 stories to get back to the original.point I am known for this..you remind me of me..except you are funnyer>sp?. Kate
kate54ish 10 months ago
John you revealed the yeti!! The last link has a picture of you with the yeti and henry.
KampioenuhNL 10 months ago 2
@KampioenuhNL and that is a still from a video
makeoohsothoughtful 9 months ago
John, I SO MUCH LOVE your willingness to tell us about incidents in which you humiliate yourself.
katevinee 10 months ago
yeeeeeeti revealed
JadeThyre 10 months ago
oh wow, is that the yeti I spot in the picture from lemniscaat?
THE MYSTERY, REVEALED!
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Woke Wednesday Shorts (Gamer) ohh noo
mezaadrian 10 months ago
This is not outsourcing-but I think that John should reluctantly and abeit with many qualifiers, confess 5 areas or skills in which Hank is superior to himself.
SarahE452 10 months ago
I vote that you make a video about the results of this whole escapade (sorry if I mispelled that) has died down. I read his book for english class and thoroughly enjoyed it. It was inspiring, amazing, and showed a great example of what i want to do with my life. I don't know if he's a fake or not, but I really hope that he isn't. I liked him and his book way too much.
lidiluvu 10 months ago
this embarrassing moment could only be better if it was presented to us in sock puppet form
awkwardlylovely 10 months ago 54
i looked at that parrot so many times..
Lilythesinger1 10 months ago
I had to read Three Cups of Tea for my AP Human Geography class. It was a dreadfully painful experience.
BL2012 10 months ago
swap YOU with MYPRIZE then click the return key
MaciasDaryl 10 months ago
just throwing this out there, i happen to have a friend, Nick, who is one of few not lady young adult librarians...which you make sound even more awesome!
fakesharpie 10 months ago
I can't download Will Grayson, it just say's: Under contruction. And yes, I am Dutch.
Shadow9T 10 months ago
"Thank you but I'm not Greg Mortenson."
I laughed so hard at that. Oh, that's gotta beat most "Embarrassing moments."
No more drinks for you.
suadela87 10 months ago
Why do I feel compelled to download the dutch version of Will Grayson, Will Grayson? The lure of free stuff.
tbstoller 10 months ago
This feels like a BEST WISHES kinda moment John...
MsJA12 10 months ago
The parrot head is putting me off....
Saraaah2112 10 months ago
Do you think you could break a world record?
jimijimi1029 10 months ago
@JoshSundquist Hi! I just wanted to say i saw your comment and I had to reply lol ya........ I'm not a stalker I promise! Anyways I wanted to say your awesome and you inspire me alot please reply because you mean alot to me and if you replied I would die!!(not really) love you your awesome,
ashton
THISWILHURT 10 months ago
Have you seen Insidious yet?
TheConnorLawson 10 months ago
Could you explain the origins of common phrases? Some of them simply make no sense.
kalithenowhereman 10 months ago
I once did that with someone who wasn't my dad..
yuffferz 10 months ago
who is the yeti!
tubeyou3317 10 months ago
@tubeyou3317 John's wife.
heyummrandommuch 10 months ago
yeah ok but like why is she called that
tubeyou3317 10 months ago
@tubeyou3317 Because no one ever sees her... like the yeti :D
charcharbinx 10 months ago
@tubeyou3317 No idea. Research it.
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GallicWarsMixtapes 10 months ago
2:07 ... he is SO red because of the humiliation xD
OneRandomLeo 10 months ago
@ExtractOfInsanity oops crap
chipiy172 10 months ago
question: what is the beautification of the pope? I don't understand what it is
Cheeselena 10 months ago
@Cheeselena I don't know, but it's definitely the beatification, not the beautification. The beautification of the pope would suggest to me that he was gonna get some kind of makeover, which would be hilarious.
tehrulaine 10 months ago
Blink @ 3:14
Was it on purpose?
Are you trying to teach us something?
You mysterious man, you.
DJKhronix 10 months ago
hahahaha
l0serpants 10 months ago
Our library was asking for requests for new book to add to it, and Paper Towns was the 3rd most wanted!!!! GO JOHN!!
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GallicWarsMixtapes 10 months ago
I went to a book talk by Greg Mortenson in Birmingham, very interesting stuff.
TheParisLauren 10 months ago
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GallicWarsMixtapes 10 months ago
*Is Belgian and speaks Dutch*
YES! \o/
Thank you. :3
TheShari0123 10 months ago
can you guys just both be hank? because i keep calling john hank for some reason and ive been watching for a very long time (i dont really know how long but im at like 2009ish of the old videos and i started watching the newer ones at least 6 months ago and i still cant call john john... i dont know)
nintendoshadowninja 10 months ago
My birthday is May 5 too :D
ROCKtheARTS89 10 months ago
Yes, I was not Greg Mortenson. But your conversation was funny to listen to, no matter how awkward.
SnivelyTheGlamful 10 months ago 154
FOR THE RECORD about my question to John concerning the math equation, I believe the answer is 9. Just to put that out there.
xfrenchthellama 10 months ago
I may not be Dutch, but I downloaded the e-book anyway. Directly after downloading, I ran to the bookshelf, took down my copy of Will Grayson, Will Grayson (the English version) and started teaching myself Dutch through corresponding inter-language versions of the same book.
Yes, I'm sure knowing how to recite "Summer of Gay" in Dutch will help me so much in life. = ]
iamemilyrosex 10 months ago
He's still embarrassed about that story :)
Quite the red face there at 2:12
NuPappa 10 months ago
Oh no! The poor decapitated African Grey Parrot!... I have an African Grey Parrot...
Valasilphukiir 10 months ago
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Hey HEY may 5th is my girlfriends birthday too could you please say happy birthday to her on a may 5th video for hank? her name is Molly and she'll be 16 so sweet 16 lol, oooo and even more may 5th news, im mexican so i will prolly be with my mom while she drinks margaritas in front of me while i have a coka cola! so yea please say happy b-day to Molly? plz thumb up this comment so they can see!
ruseca13 10 months ago
i would SO marry you :D:D:D
cyberfoxxy1210 10 months ago
this makes me think of a time at church...
when i walked up behind this poor woman and gave her a hug
THEN realized that she was not, in fact, my grandmother
>.<
addiesays 10 months ago
Hanko de Mayo means Hanko of May.
carlsoto1747 10 months ago
Three times during my viewing of that video, I caught myself staring at the stupid parrot. THREE TIMES!!!
Deeredude13 10 months ago 101
@Deeredude13 dangit you made me stare at the parrot!
13cmwright99 8 months ago
omh John I just realised something, you're gonna be in Amsterdam at QUEENSDAY omg you will LOVE it!!!!
chocopiep07 10 months ago
What did you think of the Doctor Who premier?
thebethaninja 10 months ago
how do you know it wasn't greg mortenson and he just wanted you to leave him alone?
hobbitno12 10 months ago 3
Sorry, but the secondhand embarrassment I am feeling is ridiculous. Ha ha, it's alright John :D
singingoutloud123 10 months ago
Question from cole, I have a crush on a girl, not a nerdfighter, how do I ask her out?
cp2datp 10 months ago
What's the best way to eat pizza New York Style where it's folded up or just picking it up and eating it.
Keywora 10 months ago
switch YOU in youtube to MYPRIZE then press enter
MaciasDaryl 10 months ago
QUESTION FOR FRIDAY!: how did you know you wanted to be a writer?
emsGotAProblem 10 months ago
WhOs YOUr BIgGeST HEro?
teapotsbeatkettles8 10 months ago
ArE tEdDy BeArs tHE KeY tO EvEr LaSTinG LiFE?
teapotsbeatkettles8 10 months ago
This video makes me really happy... more than normal for some reason, which is saying a lot.
TMParrish2011 10 months ago
Question: Do you and Hank have vlogparents???
joeyipod77 10 months ago
@Zimologist Nerdfighters are one of the top groups in Kiva's history; nerdfighters have been making microloans to entrepreneurs in the developing world since 2007. -John
vlogbrothers 10 months ago
Oh, I have another (better) (serious) question for Friday: I'm a writer trying to work on my first novel. Do you have any advice? (Advice about writing, not publishing.)
caitiedid 10 months ago
@MrIanitus Well said, my friend. Well said indeed.
SketchyVal 10 months ago
Why did Obama win a Nobel Prize?
PoopFaceStukEm 10 months ago
Question- How do you think you'd handle a post apocalyptic world?
Do you ever wake up in the morning and wonder why you're here?
Whats the most exciting thing about writing?
mcfeezie54 10 months ago
QUESTIONS:
How do you deal with disapointment?
Why do we think grades are so important?
How can I place less value on grades?
EXPLANATION:
I just got my report card (I'm in high school) and I got A's in all my academics and a pathetic 78% in PE. I'm very annoyed. It's not like I don't try. I try harder in PE than any of my other classes.
It's like my gym teacher said, "Oh you tried your best? NOT GOOD ENOUGH."
ThisisaClock 10 months ago
my question: Why does YourPants not allow mw to do anything!? I've signed up correctly and everything, yet anytime I try and interact with the commmunity. it suggests that I am trying to edit someone else's post or access unauthorized information and refuses me. Help? Dis I just screw something up, or am I really unauthorized to public info?
EmoYaoiFangirl 10 months ago
My birthday is on May 5th too!!! But its ok, we can share Hank.
halbalpotter 10 months ago
So recently I realized that Hank shares a birthday with Karl Marx. I feel like we should exploit this somehow.
LonelyKevinVlogs 10 months ago 2
two questions
1. I have been watcing a ton of old videos and how did Hank get the camera on the ceiling in the numa numa hank dance video?
2 what is the best way to tell a friend that you dont like them back when they tell you they kinda have a crush on you?
percyslilsister 10 months ago
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Greatest story ever.
afoolplaysitcool 10 months ago
Question:
What should a nerdfighter do who is in love with two nerd fighters at the same time?
Is it possible to like two people at once?
I've been losing feelings towards my boyfriend of over a year (following a linear model) while I have exponentially been gaining feelings for one of my closest friends - who i recently found out likes me back.
Really not sure what to do and would appreciate your guidance and insight - i always do!!!
aec41594 10 months ago
Why wont people read the books I tell them to? I just want to spred awesomeness, but they won't listen!!
magicgirl192 10 months ago
I know where Mountweazel comes from, but why Myrna?? I'm rereading Paper Towns and it got me thinking.
usedtomakemesmile 10 months ago
Hey john I want to be a writer someday and I've recently just for fun have been writing a story about the evil baby orphanage. If it actually turns out good could you promise me that you won't sue if you see a evil baby orphanage books in libraries 15 years in the future? Also, do you have writing advice for young writers?
TheCurly1998 10 months ago
I feel like there should have been this clip of the lady lady lady song for all the female young adult librarians.
MojoUndecided 10 months ago
i really want to meet a guy like john
PACKSrock331 10 months ago
My question, where is Willie while you're in Amsterdam? =)
mototigg 10 months ago
Your publisher is a penguin?
FutureAbe 10 months ago
Question!
This question comes in two parts: Part one: If I were to write an essay about why the vlogbrothers should come to Tucson, AZ rather than Phoenix, AZ for the 2012 Tour De Nerdfighting, just how persuasive would it be? And part two: Where should I send aforementioned letter? BEST WISHES!
HarryBookGnome 10 months ago
why are the videos subtitled now?
sallyrhiannon 10 months ago
Question one: when is your new book coming out?
Question two: when are you and Hank planning on doing those live broadcasts you mentioned?
Question three: are you ever going to come to Canada?!!?
zombiesanddragons 10 months ago
After you said "Don't stare at the decapitated parrot" all I could do was stare at the decapitated parrot.
HannyPaiy 10 months ago
Ha ha. Some guy did that to me once, only he started talking about how my wedding was amazing and how well married life has been treating me and ya. It was awkward. I feel old now and I'm only 16.
acco8675309 10 months ago 72
what do you think about books being made into movies?
SimplyHannahLynn 10 months ago 2
our school spent 50,000 to get greg mortenson to come and speak at our school.
ubertuber621 10 months ago
Will question Tuesday ever be on a Tuesday again?
BlondyESB 10 months ago
Q: Is there any particular reason that Margo uses blue spray paint to sign her initial?
RandomIncidents 10 months ago
my language arts teacher was teelling us about something he read that was saying that greg mortenson made up or like stretched the truth of the book three cups of tea... or like that he didnt include facts to make the story sound more amazing.
LoveBetweenEmmas 10 months ago
Q. What do you do if a nerd fighter who is a jerk starts being mean to you and then acts supper nice to one of your best friends and blames you for ruining there life even if you didn't and they wont shut up about it?
PLEASE have my Q in your video PLEASE
crazykkcat 10 months ago
What is the name of the paint color you used in the room you usually do videos from? (The green color)
Aikachi 10 months ago
Q: Are you coming to Slovenia anytime soon?
Reberi96 10 months ago
Awesome story! Ah, life's full of irony...
guitarpoet88 10 months ago
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john, I emailed you about a paper I'm writing because I wanted to use you as a source. please email me back!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
SarahBatya 10 months ago
IMPORTANT QUESTION: Could you please talk about how Fracking is ruining a major part of our country's water supply?
NerdLoverSamantha 10 months ago
If you could name a young detective sleuth, what would you name him/her? Give your names for both genders please!!!!!
gazelleguy 10 months ago
Q: Your narrators/main characters are only childs. Why is that ? Is it because of a secret wish to be an only child ? Because of some deeper book meaning ? Or because they just turn out that way ?
manhattenwe 10 months ago
will this be the first question ?
tutu1241 10 months ago
I HAVE A QUESTION!
"who the F is hank??"
oh, question tuesdays :)
burdismadeofawesome 10 months ago
Three Cups of Tea is a fraud
Sullication 10 months ago
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Why should I be so sure that my girlfriend isn't going to leave me?
MrSketchyGalore 10 months ago
Is that a decapitated parrot head in that painting behind you??
psd103 10 months ago
@psd103 Please to be ignoring the decapitated parrot in the background.
dare2hatexorxloveme 10 months ago
John! Question: Have you read David Foster Wallace's most recent novel, The Pale King? If not, you should. It's really something.
JennaCarverFilm 10 months ago
Hank will probably make a new account in yourpants and suggest some awesome ideas for himself... :D
Ebilgc 10 months ago
Alabama just got hit hard by some tornadoes, could you tell people how to help out?
tramsay1027 10 months ago
There happens to be a comment 2 below mine that is asking for computer tech help. OH I LOVE NERDFIGHTERIA!!! <3 It's like Future Shop without the big screen televisions and pushy sales men! =)
LaxLune 10 months ago
Does anyone remember what book John read the first draft of in his youtube livestream? I'm pretty sure it was all the king's men, but I can't find the draft.. :(
FungusyHam 10 months ago