(sitting next to a couple chicks watching youtube) ME: I can do that girls its easy....GIRLS:wow you can ,,, can you show us. ME: umm umm sure come here in living room..... Watch and learn girls....... (jumps while in push up and breaks his neck and his arm) AHHHHHH CRAP **** *** OH GOD.....GIRL: (leaves house never comes back
wow, fuck that shit, i dont even feel like doing what henrithefreak47 did ("i tried it and I faceplanted. -_-") i am working on upside down push ups, this is definitely next!
When I train my wife in the gym and she tells me she can't do something before she even tried i could never understand how she could say that....until now.
Yes it is true that he can do 100! I used to be this naughty girl-boy's Arab sex master and each time he jumped his ass in the air I pounded it with my mighty Bedouin bum bash! We would do this for hours until his asshole had finally bleed dry and was full of both friction burns and scabs from the heat of my forceful penetrating meat!
Dear "SCOOB" don't be upset for not making it or not having the balls to join the best fighting force in the United States, FYI just because he is proud of his heritage being a U.S. Marine doesn't make this or any other Marine a douche bag you civilian puke!
i like how everyone is complaining about his heritage in comparison to the name of the pushups lol anyone can call anything they want anyname they want as long as it isnt protected by copyright laws or something like that
I'm pretty sure god didn't create the marine corps, an extra arrogant group of people, from the most arrogant country in the world, who get told by other even more arrogant men to travel around the world (which god did create btw) killing people, (thou shalt not kill and all that jazz). Congrats on the push ups pretty tough thing to pull off, but you're still a grade a DOUCHE BAG!!!!!
Impressive as it is entertaining: "I could do a hundred, but you don't have time to watch". Fantastic recovery. Thanks for the demonstration! Guess we better get workin'.
@03Terrestre haha u must be an idiot that's wat u said u clearly just agreed with me that all Mexican have Aztec blood so on that note my AZTEC blood says their no Aztec push ups lets see your next dumb comment my friend ........... hahaha look at u all mad on youtube hahaha fuckin loser on that note i will stop responding you dumb comments Aztec push ups hahaha see ya big boy
@03Terrestre that's a negative ghost rider. i'm all for pride from your bloodline, but making shit up is like the exact opposite. be proud of what ACTUALLY existed.
Hey there! Have you considered the maximus muscle 247 workout (google it)? Ive heard some incredible things about it and my friend gained a lot of muscle with it.
why u think you can call it aztec cuz your mexican? therse many names for that think ill call it zulu push up or kungfu push up or maybe polish push ups never seen any aztecs doin it
I think it's funny how some people are hating just because he said he can do 100. If these people had any intelligence, I think they'd realize that he's messing around and not being serious. I'd LOVE to see them perform one. I know I'd land on my face.
I would laugh my ass off if I saw Zazenzach even dare to post a video of himself attempting to successfully perform even ONE Aztec Pushup. Let alone 3 or 4. In the gym.
@zazenzach People who actually have a masters degree, regardless of the major, use correct grammar and capitalization like a 6th sense. It takes about 6 years minimum to get a masters, which means you are what, 25? Still calling people pathetic losers over youtube?
LMAO! God, that must hurt. HAHAHAHA at the comments. I too do have all the time in the world to watch the 100 :D you seemed to be struggling for the third one HAaaaaa
Gods glorious creation? Are you fuckin' serious or what man, you need to take a step back and have a look at this "glorious creation" the USA has caused more devistation, started more wars and imprisonned more of it's own population than any countries combined since it's inception (which began with a massacre of the real americans).
alot of what the military does comes from the native american body hardening system from the age of 7-14 they would do a type of bootcamp then from 16- 18
they would do combat training this type of training would get them super strong
and ripped rock hard to the point were arrows wouldn't penatrate they still do differnt forms of this training in brazil look up huka -huka the seal mental traing comes directly from an east coast iroquois tribe
alot of what the military does comes from the native american body hardening system from the age of 7-14 they would do a type of bootcamp then from 16- 18
they would do combat training this type of training would get them super strong
and ripped rock hard to the point were arrows wouldn't penatrate they still do differnt forms of this training in brazil look up huka -huka the seal mental traing comes directly from an east coast tribe iroquois
I'm familiar with Aztec's wearing toughened cotton armour, but stating that a well muscled body is protection against arrows is bullshit. I don't know much about South American bows of the time, but English longbows with a 150lb draw weight were capable of inflecting mortal wounds through chainmail, and bodkin arrows even managed to penetrate earlier forms of plate armour, given that, do you really believe that cotton armour and a sixpack could stop an arrow?
@XPINOYxSExSD obviously you are a fatty who still does push ups on his knees. You cant even give an intelligent answer on why you made a comment. don'y worry fatty, just keep eating that fast food
obviously cant do 100 it was a joke calm down guys
eamster11 1 day ago
fighting for a lost cause, american's are retarded
TKcorporation 1 day ago
@TKcorporation obvious troll is obvious
eamster11 1 day ago
Damn jarhead
sure0423 2 days ago
u were already straining on the 4th and u claim u can do a hundred
deerini 3 days ago
(sitting next to a couple chicks watching youtube) ME: I can do that girls its easy....GIRLS:wow you can ,,, can you show us. ME: umm umm sure come here in living room..... Watch and learn girls....... (jumps while in push up and breaks his neck and his arm) AHHHHHH CRAP **** *** OH GOD.....GIRL: (leaves house never comes back
deadoreoeater 4 days ago
Wow i wonder if my ancesters did thay shit
Sm1l3ySS13 4 days ago
Haha bs, he was already gettin tired, and he said he could do a hundred? I did 7 before I fell face first to the carpet
daiyumn 4 days ago
Right on bro
mundaJoel 5 days ago
Honestly I would watch it and appreciate every minute.100 of those that would be pretty incredible to watch.
crazydragun1 1 week ago 2
what a liar he cant do 300, he can barely do 3
Schwanzlutscherr 1 week ago
@Schwanzlutscherr But he's still a fine young man, nonetheless.
huskyjerk 1 week ago
hey can you the world hardest push-ups?
paladindarknite 1 week ago
and ya, no way this dude can do more than 15 lolz
lifeishigh420 1 week ago
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wow, fuck that shit, i dont even feel like doing what henrithefreak47 did ("i tried it and I faceplanted. -_-") i am working on upside down push ups, this is definitely next!
lifeishigh420 1 week ago
Okay, so you've taken pushups to an entirely different level!!! Way to go Devil Dog
salsabaila 1 week ago
TY for the service Marine... and that shit looks hard as hell, im not even gona try it
sco6t6t6 1 week ago
&& fuck the lame hating you guys are amazing in ever way && have done loads!!!!
babyanana1 1 week ago
sweet form, thanks to all devil dog you guys rock <3
babyanana1 1 week ago
Whoa!!!!
tsohgallik 3 weeks ago
Whoa! :U
tsohgallik 3 weeks ago
Its fucking hard dude!
05alexandrou 3 weeks ago
hahahahahahahhaha ur stupid hahahahahahahhahahaha but very affective
boricuarra305 4 weeks ago
HOLSY SHITT wtf AMAZING
TheCodBandit510 4 weeks ago
holy shit!! Nice bro
McL0vable 1 month ago
woah coolest shit ive seen on youtube thus far!!!
DammitRaqueL 1 month ago
I used to do this but I took an arrow to the knee
alphamaxthe2nd 1 month ago 3
I do too have the time to watch you do 100.
EndlersaurusRex 1 month ago 4
Fagget is struggling in the last one haha!
gioghost1 1 month ago
I can do that, but I don't wanna.
GreatBigBore 1 month ago
i can only get to my knees ):
900fie 1 month ago
What a tool..
SminkiPinki 1 month ago
I saw the funny title, i thought lets watch...
i saw the push up, i wuz like wtf?!?! P________O
ritesh12 1 month ago
@ritesh12 yea, weirdest thing tho is that its not hard, its just i would have never thought to do it, i cant do too many thou
PB42189 1 month ago
i can do 535 of these but i didn't make a video because you don't have the time to watch all of it.
fiendin281 2 months ago 12
wtfff ...
Yomamax88 2 months ago
@iCanDoBetterThanU As if you can do better!
Stupid Prick
JazzarBizzle2006 2 months ago
You're ... So Cute ;o
cristynica92 2 months ago
i have all the time in the world
BolasDeCamello 2 months ago 13
i have all the time in the world. humor me. i dare you.
Dogman022908 2 months ago 4
@nappdaddy FUCK YOUU. IDON'T even talking to you.
zxcPSP 2 months ago
mija te cigany?
djsl3ng 2 months ago
Sure I could do this if I was 170lbs and 5,2
pizaa16 2 months ago
impressive
liljake515 2 months ago
Train your chest at the same time with ABS. hahahahaha!!
zxcPSP 2 months ago
When I train my wife in the gym and she tells me she can't do something before she even tried i could never understand how she could say that....until now.
subtletiger 2 months ago 4
um that is soooo sexy...
hisguhfrmtx 2 months ago
This is how chuck norris claps
blackeroni 2 months ago 63
@blackeroni hahah
MopTopRock 1 month ago
@blackeroni HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHA
JRMtronica 4 weeks ago
WTF!!!!!! I'm just looking for the most effective push-ups but I don't mean this!!
kidyakuza 2 months ago
Holy wow!
dylanjawahir 2 months ago
i just did 500 non stop view my profile for the video
Dz2PACALYPSE 2 months ago
xD is he saying asskickpushup lol
DerDerDeineMamiBangt 2 months ago
Yes it is true that he can do 100! I used to be this naughty girl-boy's Arab sex master and each time he jumped his ass in the air I pounded it with my mighty Bedouin bum bash! We would do this for hours until his asshole had finally bleed dry and was full of both friction burns and scabs from the heat of my forceful penetrating meat!
BeduinBumBasher 2 months ago
@BeduinBumBasher you're fucking disgusting.
Claymore2408 2 months ago
Dear "SCOOB" don't be upset for not making it or not having the balls to join the best fighting force in the United States, FYI just because he is proud of his heritage being a U.S. Marine doesn't make this or any other Marine a douche bag you civilian puke!
VATITO 2 months ago 4
Thats mad strength
nemesis20101000 3 months ago
i like how everyone is complaining about his heritage in comparison to the name of the pushups lol anyone can call anything they want anyname they want as long as it isnt protected by copyright laws or something like that
no1touch 3 months ago
i tried it and I faceplanted. -_-
henrithefreak47 3 months ago 93
@henrithefreak47 lollll made my day
hisguhfrmtx 2 months ago
@henrithefreak47 LULZ!
TheBeerbad 2 months ago
pretty impressive
b0gdanB 3 months ago
I tried that and i landed on my feet and than went forward hitting my head on the floor :|
BobbyJamesConstant33 3 months ago 4
I'm pretty sure god didn't create the marine corps, an extra arrogant group of people, from the most arrogant country in the world, who get told by other even more arrogant men to travel around the world (which god did create btw) killing people, (thou shalt not kill and all that jazz). Congrats on the push ups pretty tough thing to pull off, but you're still a grade a DOUCHE BAG!!!!!
scoob748 3 months ago
@scoob748 Haters gonna hate! You're still a pussy who thinks he knows how the world works!
djacklowery 3 months ago
@scoob748 i think it's called "humor"
inthetearoom 3 months ago
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mort4mort 3 months ago
What ever, 100 my ass, he looked tired by 4.
everydayimshuffliish 3 months ago 4
I wanted to see the Mayan pushup
This is the closest thing, though =/
supermec131 3 months ago
hard stuff - full body nice
rex2074 3 months ago
I tried it, and got a rug burn on my hands.
GhostAnimals93 3 months ago
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First Push Up - Easy
Second Push Up - Easy
Third Push Up - Easy
Fourth Push Up - Struggles
(Gets Up) I can do 100 but you don't have time to watch!
JazzarBizzle2006 3 months ago in playlist JazzarBizzle2006's favourites
First Push Up - Easy
Second Push Up - Easy
Third Push Up - Easy
Fourth Push Up - Struggles
(Gets Up) I can do 100 but you have time to watch!
JazzarBizzle2006 3 months ago in playlist JazzarBizzle2006's favourites 7
Impressive as it is entertaining: "I could do a hundred, but you don't have time to watch". Fantastic recovery. Thanks for the demonstration! Guess we better get workin'.
OfGreatLakes 3 months ago 4
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OfGreatLakes 3 months ago
hey, i got time to watch. ive got nothing else better to do!
craigjones770 3 months ago 4
Could also be called the Aztec Jack Knife.
03Terrestre 3 months ago
how do u even build up to do this
ky93le 3 months ago
clearly not Aztecs push ups buddy
EnvyMyBlade 3 months ago
@EnvyMyBlade He has Aztec blood, he invented them, he can call them whatever the fuck he wants!
03Terrestre 3 months ago
@03Terrestre every mexican haves aztec blood idiot hahah fail
EnvyMyBlade 3 months ago
@EnvyMyBlade DUH! That's what I just fucken said, you MORON!
03Terrestre 3 months ago
@03Terrestre haha u must be an idiot that's wat u said u clearly just agreed with me that all Mexican have Aztec blood so on that note my AZTEC blood says their no Aztec push ups lets see your next dumb comment my friend ........... hahaha look at u all mad on youtube hahaha fuckin loser on that note i will stop responding you dumb comments Aztec push ups hahaha see ya big boy
EnvyMyBlade 3 months ago
@EnvyMyBlade Big boy? Look fag, He's Mexican, it's Aztec, end of story.
03Terrestre 3 months ago
You guys realize they're called aztec pushups because your body looks like a pyramid when you do it, they didn't really do pushups like this.
sneezeachoo1 3 months ago
Believe me... I have the time to watch.
aeiownu95 3 months ago
100 my ass, you barely did 4...
ManWithNoNickname 3 months ago 4
i don't think aztec would had time for pushups lol
but still a good workout most of all u must have a strong abs...like me lol
XD
Alatrid87 3 months ago
i don't think aztec would had time for pushups lol
but still a good workout
XD
Alatrid87 3 months ago
these aren't aztec pushups... there's no evidence of any sort of physical fitness program from the aztecs other than their lives
kingmigget 3 months ago
@kingmigget He has Aztec blood , he can name it whatever he wants.
03Terrestre 3 months ago
@03Terrestre that's a negative ghost rider. i'm all for pride from your bloodline, but making shit up is like the exact opposite. be proud of what ACTUALLY existed.
kingmigget 3 months ago
@kingmigget Look nitwit, he's Mexican, he came up with it, he can name it what the fuck he wants, period.
03Terrestre 3 months ago
@03Terrestre he didnt come up with this at all. i've seen other people do these at places like LA fitness and 24hour, etc
kingmigget 3 months ago
@kingmigget Bullshit!
03Terrestre 3 months ago
@03Terrestre cool story bro
kingmigget 3 months ago
wow those aztecs must have looked godlike
jordans896 3 months ago 2
suddenly face plant
beechfuzz 3 months ago
holy shit
ra83clement 4 months ago
goddamn marines
JLConawayII 4 months ago
i just tried this and i cant get up
AciddReign 4 months ago
Like if you just ended up laying on the ground..
aka47nub 4 months ago
The Aztecs must of been ripped ;)
TheMegaTommy123 4 months ago
awww thats shiny....iv only done that on a trampoline,but i think i got it
reddestyoshi 4 months ago
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i just tried that and got my face stuck up my ass
poopalover 4 months ago
I'd do one, but I'm upstairs..
c3m3nth3ad 4 months ago
i just did 150, but i don't have time to post the video.
TheJoeWin 4 months ago 144
@TheJoeWin more like you dont want to show your face from the epic fail when you tried
you most likely face planted
16joker13 2 months ago
@16joker13 obviously, you don't get my comment.
TheJoeWin 2 months ago
@TheJoeWin well enlighten me since i didnt get it
16joker13 2 months ago
that has to be the hardest push up ever!
tcevallos 4 months ago
*struggles on the fourth
*"I could do 100, but you don't have the time to watch"
....
SMH
TVwatcha01 4 months ago
almost carpet burned ma face at a101
chochamsprime 4 months ago
Hey there! Have you considered the maximus muscle 247 workout (google it)? Ive heard some incredible things about it and my friend gained a lot of muscle with it.
kiranshrestha100 4 months ago
>god's glorious creation
>united states marine corps
>mfw
oAzREZNoR 4 months ago
Fucking nora.
BritishArmy22 4 months ago
Big Up!!! aztec blood~~~
wyz1 4 months ago
motarded faggot.
itsDefexx 4 months ago
why u think you can call it aztec cuz your mexican? therse many names for that think ill call it zulu push up or kungfu push up or maybe polish push ups never seen any aztecs doin it
usurper08 4 months ago
@usurper08 The dude is Mexican, therefore it's a fucken AZTEC PUSH UP!, what is so fucken hard to comprehend about that.
03Terrestre 3 months ago
I think it's funny how some people are hating just because he said he can do 100. If these people had any intelligence, I think they'd realize that he's messing around and not being serious. I'd LOVE to see them perform one. I know I'd land on my face.
kailimapualiiliiona2 4 months ago 4
That guys an idiot..but shit do look hard
Seamooo7 4 months ago
I would laugh my ass off if I saw Zazenzach even dare to post a video of himself attempting to successfully perform even ONE Aztec Pushup. Let alone 3 or 4. In the gym.
greytale 4 months ago 6
Well done, I have not seen anybody who can do the aztec push up with such good form
uniquebodweightex 4 months ago
@l0diq
actually i am a triathlete and i also have a masters degree (working on phd).
poor attempt at trolling, you pathetic loser :)
zazenzach 4 months ago
@zazenzach People who actually have a masters degree, regardless of the major, use correct grammar and capitalization like a 6th sense. It takes about 6 years minimum to get a masters, which means you are what, 25? Still calling people pathetic losers over youtube?
SoutHcouGars2010 4 months ago
LMAO! God, that must hurt. HAHAHAHA at the comments. I too do have all the time in the world to watch the 100 :D you seemed to be struggling for the third one HAaaaaa
BaByXgIrL 4 months ago
haha brill
urbanturban999 4 months ago
Do you die of smallpox at the end?
combatcorrespondent 4 months ago
Kama Sutra??
Twitterism 4 months ago
@Twitterism wtf
gmcobalt99 4 months ago
holy balls almighty wtf!!!
muel0341 4 months ago
I could screw my girl all night, but then she wouldn't have time to make me a sandwich, and get the hell out.
TxInMyBlood 5 months ago 7
lol i could do 100...classic!
EthanXin 5 months ago 5
Way to go!! That's Amazing.
mralphonsojones29 5 months ago
I just tried that and landed on my face :|
RustyX94 5 months ago 55
@RustyX94 aww lol i hope your ok
markingflash 3 months ago
@RustyX94
Me too :|
WWenvycrush 3 months ago
@RustyX94 must of been a faceplant lol
tank2010x 3 months ago
damn
1010ryuzaki 5 months ago
doubt 100, you struggled on the fourth :/
6494razor 5 months ago 5
raw
regantlew15 5 months ago
I just LOL'd outloud.
smiley240 5 months ago
Fittest boy on my chanel....chek my push ups video on my chanel
BoxerMoh 5 months ago
oh we have time. show us the hundred. please, i wanna see.
Dogman022908 5 months ago 3
I only came here because the title "aztec pushups" sounds badass
ssj4solarflare 5 months ago
What the fuck is this Ahmed?
You were breathing heavily on the ones you did let alone the 100 you claim.
poonaani1 5 months ago
Nice.... Sum day u vl really Hit yours balls very hard....
TheJefflivstar 5 months ago
That's an awesome workout, who cares how it looks? Good upload, thanks!
AdymJasper 5 months ago
gods glorious creation are navy seals. cause they killed osama
Jst0911 5 months ago
its funny because all of you people that are mouthing most likely cant do one
Dazizlle 5 months ago
seeing is believing =)
paddyoshea55 5 months ago
we all know he cant do 100 but he can still do more than most people
mikeymikeymikeyify 5 months ago
Typical Marine, always talking shit!
jeyoloko 5 months ago
guys chill he's probably just being sarcastic.
Doswith 5 months ago
Where's part two with the other 96?
rtbubba 5 months ago
we're on fucking youtube, which means we have time, get working
cjwtech 5 months ago
OH MAN I LOVE THAT I GOTTA TRY IT WHEN I GET HOME!
lokalyokal1 5 months ago
this is really hard
there are here idiots comments
don't give imporstance
Fiorenzo1111 5 months ago
@Fiorenzo1111 It is hard, we all agree. That's why if he says he can do 100, I want to be inspired so let's see them.
rtbubba 5 months ago
@rtbubba I can 50 with one hand
and clapping too
but these aztecs ...
will be in the future :-))
Fiorenzo1111 5 months ago
I'm on my computer watching this stupid video. I'm pretty sure I have all the time in the world.
XwhiteXangel 5 months ago
the object is to stop them from piercing vital organs if your thick enough to do that what does it matter
0102106kls 5 months ago
Next time shirtless please
WereSphinx 5 months ago
115 people are out of shape
LisaRabino 5 months ago 2
Lol funny dude. Good video
mcloven83 5 months ago
Well the 4 you did, inpressed me, ive never seen pushups like that.
alltelman5 5 months ago
@XPINOYxSExSD ok, fatty. just keep eating that fast food
remshot1998 5 months ago
0_o
Zebadane 5 months ago
Gods glorious creation? Are you fuckin' serious or what man, you need to take a step back and have a look at this "glorious creation" the USA has caused more devistation, started more wars and imprisonned more of it's own population than any countries combined since it's inception (which began with a massacre of the real americans).
doiremick86 5 months ago
alot of what the military does comes from the native american body hardening system from the age of 7-14 they would do a type of bootcamp then from 16- 18
they would do combat training this type of training would get them super strong
and ripped rock hard to the point were arrows wouldn't penatrate they still do differnt forms of this training in brazil look up huka -huka the seal mental traing comes directly from an east coast iroquois tribe
0102106kls 5 months ago
alot of what the military does comes from the native american body hardening system from the age of 7-14 they would do a type of bootcamp then from 16- 18
they would do combat training this type of training would get them super strong
and ripped rock hard to the point were arrows wouldn't penatrate they still do differnt forms of this training in brazil look up huka -huka the seal mental traing comes directly from an east coast tribe iroquois
0102106kls 5 months ago
@0102106kls
" ripped rock hard to the point were arrows wouldn't penatrate"
I hope you don't really believe that.
ThePelly 5 months ago
@ThePelly they still do versions of it in brazil they did wear a tuff cloth that helped but to take a shot and not die you got to be thick
0102106kls 5 months ago
@0102106kls
I'm familiar with Aztec's wearing toughened cotton armour, but stating that a well muscled body is protection against arrows is bullshit. I don't know much about South American bows of the time, but English longbows with a 150lb draw weight were capable of inflecting mortal wounds through chainmail, and bodkin arrows even managed to penetrate earlier forms of plate armour, given that, do you really believe that cotton armour and a sixpack could stop an arrow?
ThePelly 5 months ago
@ThePelly depending on how six your pack is
0102106kls 5 months ago
@0102106kls No matter how hard someone tries, and old arrow against the guy with strong strongest abs in the world... The answer is still obvious.
Shaolin monks don't shoot arrows at each other, they lay on spears. Massive difference.
ShaolinIronLeg 5 months ago
@ThePelly depending on how six your pack is, if chinese monks can do it why can't native americans
and also are you a marine
0102106kls 5 months ago
@ThePelly the Aztecs were in the region now (and formerly) pertaining to Mexico, nowhere near South America.
Linteria 5 months ago
@Linteria That was a bad choice of words on my part, my point about the longbows still stands.
ThePelly 5 months ago
@XPINOYxSExSD obviously you are a fatty who still does push ups on his knees. You cant even give an intelligent answer on why you made a comment. don'y worry fatty, just keep eating that fast food
remshot1998 5 months ago