Ask A Ninja - Question 19 "Physics"

[iLOVENATURE2011]

hahahahaha! funny! =D

[TheMasculinist]

How does a ninja get it on with girls? Are there special ninja positions? Does the girl even know she just had sex or was it like sooo sneaky it was like you were never there? lol!

[Sheebus666]

@TheMasculinist If you were a ninja you'd understand that there are some places you can't 'sneak' in to. The female rectum, is one of those places. Trust me, she'll know.

[GLaDOS84]

We're just throwing science at the wall and seeing what sticks.

[TheBlackLotus18]

u use alot of gestures.......are you italian?

[integraleric]

Thank you.

[rotomthunder]

i have got A stars for physics at every test since harvard

[RainbowNinjaBatman]

Gravity is a conspiracy :P

[unicron24]

HOW DO NINJAS FIGHT CRAIG'S LIST SCAMMERS? MAKE A MOVIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unicron24]

HOW DO NINJAS FIGHT CRAIG'S LIST SCAMMERS?

[nightmareluffy1000]

a ninja must have i think at least over 2000 weapons hidden in his body (yes i said in not on his body) or else he would not be a very good ninja.

[poizunlady67]

BIOLOGY IS FREAKING AWESOME!

[Caladiums]

I don't need physics the same as you in fact I can time travel with the snap of my fingers

[pammi89]

he talks the truth about science...

[FirstMrTornado]

"Look at that monkey,

What has that monkey got in his hand?"

Haha! I will never think of that theme the same way again!

[yapperify]

why do you do that theme song over & over again?

[TheBloodyPoet]

dude... his hands are so distracting i cant focus on anything he's saying.... o,o

[Dinocrap1101]

@TheBloodyPoet you should see a doctor for that

[DragonEx244]

@TheBloodyPoet ITs a ninja technique

[Makedonche]

@TheBloodyPoet thats why he's doing it

[superboyag]

@APolkaLips okay

[austin23cook]

im not gonna palagize1

[superboyag]

@APolkaLips shut up

[111111111611]

hggh

[DCdabest]

look at that monnnnkey! ..what has that monnnnkey got in his palm! *badum badum!*

[iamgoth50]

0:00 i wanna see if this works. use this to skip commercials

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[SuperDarkema]

LEAVE NINJA'S ALONE!!

[909Ian909]

TURN THE STALKARAZIS ON THEIR EARS

[tnourie]

why



[yooroochi]

@jaxxdavis  yes, elvis.

[deloreandmc88]

@grant9908 No, its not asshole

[grant9908]

@deloreandmc88 this was 4 years ago. grow up :)

[zamzamzayd]

this is funny

[themongrelcatt]

this is the best thing i've ever seen

[only4fuzzy1]

"look at that monkey....what has that monkey got in his hand? bum bum" xD

[MyUsrNaMeSuX]

@monica48porurfhf  YEY:P

[Tikalthethird]

is he doing a naruto hand sign in the opening? lol this thing is cool. so heres my ask a ninja question: are real ninjas anything like naruto ninjas?

[Alvaris]

@Tikalthethird cuz totally this video came AFTER Naruto got popular in U.S right?

no, its just a random ninja-like pose.

[Tikalthethird]

@Alvaris i just noticed that he looked like he was doing the tiger hand sign. anyways, my question has not been answered

[daemonsparta]

@Alvaris not to mention if you want to talk about copying Naruto has a lot of copied stuff from Japanese stories and other older Japanese ninja anime so let's keep the stupid narutards quiet.

[guilmon981]

@daemonsparta Naruto has nothing to do with Ninja's, end of discussion.

[MyUsrNaMeSuX]

@Tikalthethird real ninjas used handsigns too, but not for jutsus, its like hand meditation or something:P

[Tikalthethird]

@MyUsrNaMeSuX i meant are real ninjas like naruto ninjas

[silverflygirl13]

odd yet makes me want more

[JamaicaMan82]

I gotta fall at MY rate.

[AxisXAllies]

Haha, he says that "i hung longer than physics wanted me to" in his mythbusters appearence.

[shamusparks]

Great

[LadySpyogenes]

So much bitching... Can't you guys just enjoy the vid? And if you don't like it, then quit watching. Simple as that :P

[OrionWong1]

he must be very hot in that cloth.

[zombiesrcuming4u]

Nonjas are pathetic.

[gentlewind95]

"look at that monkey! what dose that monkey have in its hand! bum bum!" XD lawl alsome!

[BlastingVideo]

There should be a Ask A Ninja TV Show.

[iceypopsicle]

@BlastingVideo This is the show

[H0lySchnike]

"Look at that monkey! What does that monkey have in his hand? Boom boom!"

XD

[suiankumori]

hurr hurr, you got a funny vocubulurie

[MethosCRC]

You're da man, Ninja! Physics do not apply to ninjas.

[mastershad966]

do ninjas have facebooks??

[giordano373]

@mastershad966 yes they are made out of the peeled out faces of they´re enemies.

Have a pretty good literate value too, if you can ignore the bllod marks.

[DilusionalDreww]

I found them on an ancient scroll, in the middle of a... mall.

[hobbesrs]

he said i look foward to killing you soon. And i looked at an 8 ball i had in my hand it said "very likely"

[Shock0ps]

@hobbesrs Well you have been in hiding flor a year now

[hobbesrs]

@Shock0ps No, I'm a zombie now. The ninja wasn't pleased enough with just killing me so he raised me from the dead so he can look forward to killing me everyday.

[tuestresfat]

fuck physics.

[darkhawk155]

@Distance9240 That's just not true... you can't see ninjas, everyone knows that!

[91Shasta]

Look at that monkey! What does that monkey have in his hand? BOOM BOOM

[0okillerbeeo0]

not fail, EPIC FAIL...

[masterranger1995]

*pops up*

*pulls out katana*

*slices Distance's head off*

*runs off without being seen*

[TrinityArmy]

@masterranger1995 *pops up out of the ground*

*Uses tail and claws to latch onto masterranger1995*

*Shrieks in his xenomorph fashion*

*opens jaws and headbites with inner jaw; impaling his head*

*releases the corpse and crawls back into burrow*

[TrinityArmy]

@Distance9240 AGREED. Ninja's are NOT invincible.

[jamesXXy2k]

ha ha. he left biology. The study of life. ha ha. and he ends life's. thats great.

[jaybee9466]

How can this be fake? It's a Ninja sitting on a chair while giving awesome answers to funny questions. erikBoo: I hope the Ninja kills you next.

[waffle4lifeyeah]

lololololololollllolololollllo­lololololololoololol

[Zevyosho2]

@superboy12347

I see what you did there....=3?

[superboy12347]

TWO CAMELS IN A TINY F*****G CAR!!!!!!

[eirikBOO]

Fake and gaay..

[sonicboomish]

@eirikBOO cause hes obviously a real ninja.

[Haknish]

@eirkBOO

At least he can make videos that everyone likes....unlike you.....

[eirikBOO]

@Haknish "fake and gaay" was a comment to Superboy12347's comment, their both from RayWilliamJohnson... if i wouldnt have liked his videos, I wouldnt have watched them. So yea, I love his show! :)

[Haknish]

@eirikBOO what ever liar dont ever contact me again.

[ChilliCrusader]

@eirikBOO Really unoriginal shit humour is all ray william johnson has become. He used to be original, but his material is now utter shite.

[eirikBOO]

@ChilliCrusader And even though it is, he still gets more and more subscribers.... gotta love the internets!

[MacApple10256]

@superboy12347

=3!! RayWilliamJohnson is finny

[Woofsie]

Physics is older than biology...

[MickV13243]

that was a terrible ya mum call

[yooroochi]

hes not fat he just has swords , knives , elvis, and a bunch of other wepons under his suit.. a ninja is always prepared... =D

[MsChievous24]

@yooroochi elvis!

[RUSNeenja]

@yooroochi He doesn't have a stripper?

[pokefan2552]

@yooroochi OK that sounds about righ........... Elvis? wtf man

[yooroochi]

@pokefan2552  yes elvis is under his suit, he uses it just in case... XD

[ncthis]

I was dying @ "look at that monkey...pants" lmfao

[midknightbluez]

I like when he says, "I look forward to killing you soon." It kinda pisses me off when he says something else.

[twilightwindwaker]

And you please leave us alone? We were for a while XD. I look forward to killing you soon. A lot less geo and a lot more graphic.

[RockGirlZero]

You Are Not invited to the party..Mister rabbit.. You... STAKARAZI

xD hahaha

[Smegger1999]

i disagree

[Nebulafantasy]

Hmm....biology: not so much. Now, if we're talking about ASTRONOMY...mm-mmm! X }

[Leggossi]

What's basicually?

[OreWaSulekDesu]

You are pathetic ;/

[Subcidal]

Lol hes not fat bro, look at his hands and face.

[Zvesda]

@system0system0

How can you even see him?

[h4ku89]

"I found it in an ancient scroll, in the middle of a mall." xD

[phantom1710]

sometimes i gat to hang in the air for longer than the laws of gravity would alow me to... i gat to fall at my own pace!

[Secretajianman]

Physics...what physics?

[Alvaris]

Look at that monkey!

What does that monkey have in its hand!

boom-boom

love it.

[kendallseuss]

Can you PLEASE leave us UHLONE

[MiNKxSin]

I dumped Biology for Physics in the '50's

[RA11X]

he sound like hommer when he said "look at that monkey"

[muffinwomanxo]

0:21 , 1:42

[JACKtheSEXYPIRATE]

this is so clever. i love him.

[VegetarianTwilighter]

*Ninja

[Gotrilliten]

lol he sounded really enthusaswtic on the "asks a ninja"

[XxKeiichiSamaxX]

didnt work, did it...

[Gawl141]

he's right lol

[lunathinker]

"i gate to aberrate at my own vector"

[lordvonjon]

"Look at that Monkkkiey!" xD

[xDuchessx]

HAHAHAHA XD

[talswern]

yes 15 episode xP

[TheSelsner]

you do realize it comedy... Right?...

[TheSelsner]

gogo ! avenge your little penis!

Just because you feel bad about you're self don't take it out on a random movie on the internet!

[xXSimpleRockXx]

ROFL OwChiee!!!BiG WOrdS.....My HEad HuRts...!

[roboman79]

That's from mythbusters

[purplecube69]

wtf is with the themesong ??

[greenpugfighter]

how do I get the theme Song lol

[DJBerserk]

"Frankly if you ask me, National Geographic should be--keep the national, be a lot less geo, and a lot more graphic."

Lmmfao.

[Yarnl]

have you ever read one of those things? If theres one thing that they are, its graphic!

[matthew16619]

HaHa iDrowzee u rock

[HEWULF]

I thought it was taken for granted that ninjas defy physics. Most stuff they do would be pretty impossible in a standard space continuum, without the use of excessive plot holes that restructure their body.

[iDrowzee]

Haha...U say big words...

[rashin]

Please...as if scientists know anything about Physics anymore. Every 2 - 3 years physics is refined and redesigned.

Theoretical Physics is what they want to call it from now on...we know far too little in this extraneous universe.

[martinsf15]

This would be funny until it's proved that the Ninja actually kills his question givers after each answer he gives them.

[wispygurl]

look at the monkey! what does that monkey have in his pants! dum dum

[FocusedNeroXL27]

Haha gravity.

[spetnaz93]

i love the monkey comment that went to the national geographic tune.

[omgitsclarissa]

lolz.

[away5]

go suck some black dick loser

how fucking old are u???

2???

[Ookamiboy12]

club penguin is for little kids and even though it is mildly entertaining its still for babies and fags

[SteveTheBad]

One of, or maybe the best, video series online! And to all of the people who don't like it... HE IS GOING TO KILL YOU!

[that55guy]

well he looks forward to it............. SOON

[HamZEpidemiK]

Adaub is right because if they only wear black then they can only go out at night, so what if they need to go out at day. and the black is a symbol of invisibility not that they dont wear them but not most the time it depends on the mission. just like snipers they wear the woodland camo for forrests and desert camo for deserts

[overlordford]

thats what science gets for puttin too many laws on a ninja hahaha

[veryveryboredperson]

Neu Tickles band

[lewkus87]

who sings this song ?

[Vanchee08]

you suck man, suck balls.

[Umby64]

Cretin

[17sleep]

supposible dark blue works better at night than 100% black

(dont worry i dont get it either)

[SilverBulIet]

ninja have 100% black costumes because they only work at night

[Adaub7282]

Ninja's typically wore disguises that fit the job. Ninja's were depicted in dark blue and/or black costumes on stage as a metaphor for their invisibility.

[ismetrix]

Oh, like the kuroko (黒子),always dressed entirely in black and are traditionally considered invisible in the Kabuki plays?

[megopotty233]

lol naruto is a color blind ninja i mean seriously bright orange?....

[PremiumPastaSauce]

Hunting for things that don't make sense in an anime is akin to hunting for things that don't make sense in the bible. You have to cast reason aside if you are going to indulge in either. I may be wrong, haven't watched many animes, but the ones I've watched have been retarted, and naruto is one of them.

[taylor25979]

IMMA NINJA O:< -dissaperes in a poof of smoke-

[dAsHhOuNdTeRrOr]

SHEE IS NINJAAA TOOO! :]