Touhou Soccer 2- Marisa, Alice, and Patchouli's Combination

[xMadig0dx]

1. Touhou ftw

2. Fifa or something like that = shit

3. Touhou is better ;D

[dooodlz]

between 28-30 seconds there is a set of cloths floating past just wondering if i was the only one who saw it

[captainflowers101]

Lol, FIFA's got nothing on Touhou!

[pikapi713]

For some reason I was more concerned of the safety of the hat than the ball.

[AMETHYSTwolfP]

RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!!! ... Or atleast it give Marisa some...

[ThePandaCoco]

HORIZONTAL BLAST ZONE!

[TheMadbull45]

wow all of this just for soccer

[idiot9point0]

When I saw that sword come out of her broom, all I could imagine was Marisa saying "I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRR!"

[Mespritroth]

Lol half the audience died yet the other half are applauding. Lol they were only a few hundred lives. xD

[Moothereporter]

GOAL SIGN: LOVE TRIANGLE

[econ860]

The prince of all saiyins would be proud...

[WhiteVoidRagna]

watch?v=BVjJkYyMbLA

Skip to 1:42

And now you know who she learned it from.

[msh11201996]

Me: hey guys, just got back from the soccer game!

Friend:... Where's the rest of you?

Me: Hm? oh, that, don't worry, it didn't touch my hitbox.

Friend:... You DO know that you're still going to die right?

[theagiknight23]

EX------CALIBUR MARISA VERSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZeChibiRico]

JESUS What's up with Patchy's face?!?

[HellsRaven4444]

Marisa should have said:

"THE SWORD OF PROMISED VICTORY! EXCALIBUR SPARK!

[SepharimWing]

I hear the best seats for these soccer games are very expensive... And are located thousands of miles away.

[GlanksFlnks]

Marisa: Patchy, Alice help me out here...put all your love into it!

Patchy-Alice: This is my chance, i'll show i'm better than her then Marisa will be mine!

Marisa after the spell: Great job, we got a goal and I aimed for the other teams benches as well...who wants to go drink?!

[BansheeHallow]

BURNING BROOMSTICK!!!

(Gundam G reference)

[cjtaba1]

OMG! MARISA'S GOT A MASTER SPARKING SWORD!!!

[BrownieApocalypse]

THE BYSTANDERS ARE STILL ALIVE TO CHEER?!?

[BakaofLulz]

if i was a soccer player, and my coach told me "be goalie in a gensokyo soccer game!" i would say:

"Hell no, man! I want to LIVE!"

[BakaofLulz]

that goalie has balls to even ATTEMPT to block that!

[40496zawoo]

which Marisa theme is that... It sounds familiar but I can't seems to find it

[ScarIetDeviIRemiIia]

@40496zawoo Probably way late to answer this, but it's Selene's Light, her stage theme from Touhou 4 Lotus Land Story.

[40496zawoo]

@ScarIetDeviIRemiIia No you're not. Thanks!

[MegaMidnightninja]

kicking the ball is to mainstream. blast it with master spark instead :D

[Kamek20xxExtra]

Oh god, please remind me not to go to a soccer game when Marisa is around. O.O

[TheLordKipz]

All that just to hit a ball. im suprised the ball dident explode from flashy awsomeness

[ScarletFlameFlandre]

Damn it Marisa, I told you about killing the audience!

Marisa: But it's what I doooo~ =3=

[firesniperbullet2]

Marisa brings a gargantuan baseball bat made of laser to a soccer game?0_o

[AdamFSmith]

@firesniperbullet2 And wins.

[RyanA136]

Reimu: MARISA, YOU JUST KILLED HALF THE AUDIENCE!

Marisa: WHO GIVES A SHIT, I GOT A GOAL

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

@RyanA136 *completes your sentence* Ze

[RyanA136]

@KitsuneShapeShifter ... HOW COULD HAVE I FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE GODAMN ZE

[Hylianshield96]

@RyanA136 Reimu:they paid to watch this

Marisa: oh so they have money on them ze. don't want it to go to wast



[RyanA136]

@Hylianshield96 Reimu: I highly doubt their money survived that... but there should be a ton of P block laying around...

[luungockhang]

OMG IT'S A HOMERUN!!!! Oh wait, this is soccer :P

[YuTe3712]

WHAT KIND OF GODLY SOCCER BALL IS THAT!!??

[TheLeafhopper]

Well there goes the crowd. Literally.

[SaninKatai]

CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

[xtrem3rd]

This is what happens when you combine Squall's Blasting Zone and Rinoa's Angel Wing.

[wiessritter]

WHOA! when did Wodan teach THAT to Mari anyways!?

[TouShinku]

Marisa.. just befriended the whole audience...

[GeoRyukaiser]

Marisa with a Collosal Blade? Sanger just got dethroned.

[TheBixingNood]

@GeoRyukaiser Or someone's been stealing from OGs Wodan Ymir.

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

That's not how you play soccer. Marisa. :O

[deadguyx12]

@ShadowdaHedgie11 in Gensokyo thats how the game goes. Kicking the ball would be a foul which is not good :P

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

@deadguyx12 wait what really? You're not allowed to KICK the ball in Touhou Soccer? What the crap? XD

[GreedC]

@ShadowdaHedgie11 Actually you can kick the ball but its not recommended, it just sucks to do it

[BrownDragonBoy]

What does that ball made of, that it cannot be destroyed by these spell cards? :O

[GunSaint]

@BrownDragonBoy Nintendium dipped in Hourai Elixir.

[xtrem3rd]

After this, the game had to be cancelled, because... there was no stadium left to play in.

[1andonlyWojjan]

Because lesbians give you angel wings.

[kirant]

Dear god. What happens if you miss the net?

[GameWizard22]

i thought the crowd was supposed to be the most dangerous part of soccer not the part IN the most danger...damn you touhou for once again proving my reality inferior!

[experienced5]

is this really soccer or is it baseball?

[Touhou1ver]

Magic Flare '' Magus slash ''

[killette2]

I guess it's all... DAWN TO this!

Oh ZUN what have I done?!

[Moothereporter]

YEAH, COMBINATION LOVE TRIANGLE-

Imeanwut

[ppowerman1]

Whoever died in the audience were obviously noobs thinking this was tourney was on easy mode. If you come to anything touhou related, always be prepared to Graze

[ZiggyR2750]

@ppowerman1 I'm pretty sure they were denied entry without signing some sort of release form, being warned of serious bodily injury or death.

Regardless, most if not all of the seats appears to be filled.

[ppowerman1]

@ZiggyR2750 I'd still go :D

Probably wouldn't make it past the first 3 minutes though

[mikirosella97]

First I see:Broom

Next I see:FLAMIN' BROOM

[MsOdale]

@mikirosella97 next you see: flamin wing come wrghit at you

next you: will be in the medcal romm

[mikirosella97]

Patchi looks silly.

[strawberrychronos]

Holy fucking fuck.

[chelseafcrocks82]

Nitori, Rinnosuke, Reimu and some other Touhou girls disliked this video.

[tiennumidori1]

Silly Marisa, this isn't baseball!

[PossessedbyPhoenix]

I wish the group would make a sequel with the MoF-UFO characters! Or wait and add the Ten Desires characters!

[TalothYeahRight]

IS SHE A FUCKING PALADIN?!

[TheHolyDante]

MARISA HAS HER WINGS AGAIN WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DJstagen]

This move looks like it could appear in Prince of Tennis. If you don't believe me, you haven't seen the show.

[metashadow]

i do love sports that have audience participation

[Shintear]

@metashadow I love sports that reach out to their audiences.

[sakuya45]

if it were an real soccer...

[william666777]

All this for a soccer ball...win...Wait, how did the soccer ball even survive that?

[AmberKobato]

I wonder if even Yamixanadu can Stop this.

[Shintear]

@AmberKobato Well considering that someone *i can't remember who* in PoFV said that Yukari, Yuuka, and everyone else might not be able to defeat Shikieiki at full power...

[AmberKobato]

@Shintear Maybe... Zun? =D

[Shintear]

@AmberKobato Naw...I think it was someone in game...let's see...*touhou wiki*

Ah, here it is.

"Yukari Yakumo believes that herself, Yuyuko Saigyouji and Reimu Hakurei to be together "no match for" the Yama. "

O_O

[AmberKobato]

@Shintear And who wrotes all the games... maybe... Zun Again?

Oh the irony... xD

BTW, Marisa x Alice x Patchie rulz! ~dere!!!

[D3ViLzZzNiGtHkiILeRz]

TRAN-AM RAISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

[TouhouVampires]

Alice and Patchouli: I must win so Marisa will love me!!!

Marisa: I must win. The prize is a GIANT MUSHROOM!!!!!!!! XD

[Brian78878]

84,448 extra shooters grazed the blast, 8 of them wern't so lucky.

[kurumuhatsunechan]

oh snap

[PivotR]

Dunno why, but I wanna yell "BLASTING ZONE" really loud while watching.

[Shintear]

This proves that the (love) triangle is the strongest shape.

[ShadowkingSonic]

And if Im not mistaken, was the goalie the Stage 1 Midboss from Mystic Square?

[ShadowkingSonic]

Im surprised that they chose Selene's Light to be playing. But either way, you cant hear anything over the sound of all the awesomeness!

[f14tomcatfreak]

8 people play on easy mode and got owned.everyone else dodged and earned points for it.

[FilterExel]

This is what can happen when Alice reads from her grimoire.

[sethydeathy]

they learned that after having a threesome last night

[Ultima64]

8 people were in the audience and died in that epic explosion

[Inukazan]

This is my BROOM STICK!

[Cloudrunner62]

@Inukazan ROFLMAO I LOVE IT!!!

[Inukazan]

@Cloudrunner62 only way to describe it

[JinnKimura]

Why to kick the ball if you can conjure a gigantic wave of fire that kills half the stadium to score a goal? Kicking the ball? That´s ridiculous, guys

[ThePandaCoco]

@JinnKimura Welcome to Gensokyo...

[metashadow]

oh my god! ...her hat came off! ...oh and the 20 thousand people she killed in the stands

[rudaruda01]

*Eye twitch* THE HELL!?

[ultimadragon88]

do any of these shots involve actually KICKING THE BALL!

[skythesniperguy]

Who needs the Master Sword when you have the Master Blade.

[Shintear]

whose theme is this anyway?

[travischan03]

That shot killed half the people in the stadium within a minute...

[nicolasmonoxd]

0:46 raped in 9 differents ways just for touch the ball

[paddaismyfav]

Marisa: WOO!! YEAH!! I did it! Patchouli! Alice! ....why isin't anyone cheering?

[NoratheAngelSeedrian]

That was the most Epic move I ever saw from Marisa! (And of course from Alice and Patchouli...)

[TheFrozenWarrior]

Remember kids if you meet a Touhou character and their hat flies off. Then shit got real and you are boned.

[DJstagen]

Loving Patchy's enthusiasm during the pose.....

[IquerZyzyx]

YOURS IS THE BROOM THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

[ChaosBreakerCrim]

@IquerZyzyx The broom.... Is my soul!

GIGA...BROOM...BREAK!!!!

[TheFrozenWarrior]

This is what happens when you get 3 magicians together to play soccer.

Note to self: Don't go to a match if they are playing.

[TheLordEnki]

Marisa killed the precious audience.

[MikiHanonIchigo]

@TheLordEnki They are just like te ball.Invicible.

[mikirosella97]

@TheLordEnki Wait till you see LockOnReisen's one.(Look for her on Youtube,find theTouhou Soccer 2: Marisa, Alice, and Patchouli's Master Blade and click & play...)

[william666777]

@TheLordEnki The Audience weren't killed, silly. They practiced their grazing skill on imperishable night, Stage 4B Lunatic so they knew how to graze that attack.

[eternaldragon345]

Well, if they have this much power when they team up, I think they should share Marisa. They could kick total ass together.

[octapusxft]

I love the shots that kill the keeper too

[IMCRYSTALMAN]

remember, you are watching this match with your own responsibility.

[ShadowkingSonic]

Mima is the one who helped Marisa enchant her broom to make it magic. This makes me love Mima even more, because she created a broom that not only flies, but turns into a giant f**king blade when given enough power. It also makes me love Marisa, Alice, and Patchy more because they're the ones who actually do the attack, and its epicnoodles!

[FateOfTime]

Master Pimp Spark

[jorgesora]

Marisa's hat flew off, shit just got real.

[Androzolan]

Would've watched fifa 2010 if there was a team representing the nation of Gensokyo.

Fuck spain's amazing kicks, have you tried dodging I giant magic laser sword?

[DarkLinkZyw]

Shining Finger Sword ?!!

[kendrakirai]

You can't tell because she's already blonde, but she went Super Saiyajin when she got the wings.

[Saiana101]

the 7 people who disliked this were the people who were on the field,the blade was on the field ONLY!

[Taldein]

Disclaimer: This stadium is not responsible for injury or death caused by giant lasers of doom.

[Berkutinator]

@roxasora34: That would beat a simple broom any day.

[Aristocrats0Artists]

Marisa got Zankantou

Haha

[Magicacoca]

Marisa: "Yeaaah Goaaaaal!!"

Alice: "M-Marisa...you killed almost everyone..."

Marisa: "...Oh really?...Oh well, nevermind."

Alice and Patchouli: "WTF?!"

[XxXBeastKingRyuXxX]

O___O....here i come layla~world demolished~

[littleryry2005]

Noooooo Marisa's hat! I mean, oh no all of those poor

[Eyedol829]

so epic it made me cry

[Brutalist2k]

How can I unlock it? I'm up against Mima's Trinity Spark and already seen the scene where Marisa learns the technique, but I can't use it during match!

[shippou55]

Shining finger SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­RD

[OmegaChosen0]

THIS PIMP HAND OF MINE GLOWS LOVE-COLOR IT'S THIEVING GRIP TELLS ME TO TAKE YOUR PRECIOUS THINGS! SPARKING PIMP SWORDOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[DemonVaati]

It ain't magic if it isn't flashy, ze!

[WitnessmyPerfectio]

If anybody survived that, they earned serious graze points.

[Shintear]

@WitnessmyPerfectio does that include the ball?

[kinganondorf]

lesbians unite!

[Archimonde259]

The 6 dislikers are family members of the poor fools who have gotten smitten by the Master Blade.

[Shaftronics]

Daizengar would've been proud.

[UndeadDanny82]

Selene Light Win!!

[cereal300495]

The game just went from soccer to touhou hockey...

[DzonatanGavert]

Shining finger swoooooooord!

[nthnbt7]

6 people have gotten smacked by the master blade :d Rip to those fools

[WoWMyrrh]

Im glad having a Tv instead of a Touhou-WM Ticket O_o

[GentlemanAeon777]

Marisa just killed hundred with an epic sword.

Looks like Flandre finally has some competition.

[shadowsigmaify]

Home-Run!

[rubino83]

WHO JUMPS IN FRONT OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!

[roxasora34]

@rubino83 Chuck Norris

[MUGENanaya]

WE FOUND JESUS!

[Berkutinator]

To heck with videogames. I want that broom for Christmas.

[roxasora34]

@Berkutinator I would rather have the three of them visiting me for christmas

[failthebullet]

Those who lived got serious graze points

[OlivanderTrinity1397]

If I were the goal keeper, this would be my reaction:

AWESOME!! HIT ME, MARISA!! I'M BORN TO SEE THIS!! (*tears on eyes*) I HAVE NO REGRE-*signal lost*

[matalamedo]

@OlivanderTrinity1397 snake, answer me...snake, snaake, SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAKE

[xhaons]

and the goal is canceled Due to hit him with the broom

y el gol es anulado devido a que le pego con la escoba

[GmanX50]

THOSE VUVUZELAS, THEY WERE BEATEN BY A POWER OF OVER NINE-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRS!!!

[tiamat234]

just marking the goal isn´t sufficient...in touhou you HAVE to destroy the entire field!

[cereal300495]

@tiamat234

Correction: destroy everything within a 1000-mile radius*

[MasterCleru]

Colossal Shining finger Sword of the Cosmos...

[onozono]

Don't worry guys.

All the audience were lunatic shooters.

They avoided and earned Grazing.

[HeavensDrills]

@onozono one person was on Easy though D:

[Kichuraful]

0:47 - Own'd

And yeah, that's why watching a match of Touhou Soccer is not a good idea.

[Elli21486]

@Kichuraful Unless it's on TV.

[gundam126]

WAGA ZANKANTOU NI, TATEN MONO NASHI!

[kaikoshion]

Omg xDD

[celexter]

Would love them to do this in World Cup. Silence the freaaking irritating vuvuzela crowd.

[oko379]

What dose the scholar say about her power level?

its over...... 100000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zaneaquata]

ok, so marisa had patchy and alice turn her broom into a magical sword like being and then proceeded to turn them into wings?

harsh.

[Shadowelf93]

Marisa just wiped out the audience (and silenced an anti-Gensokyan movement planned by the KKK) in one fell swoop- Literally.