The Fellatio Truth Movement (Jon Lajoie)

[BusYeti]

Doesn't UC Santa Barbra offer a college class like that?

[phoque122]

does anyone get it 69 videos hahahaha

[DirtyToenailZ]

so truth

[shytnstuff]

what were the other 2 rules? he said he had 4 right?

[pauseandreset]

you GOTTA get that dick sucked....

[rockertux]

About the universities, most of them have their female students studying it as extra classes.

[CriticalAcclaim2113]

869 people arent getting their dicks sucked..

[passenger502]

its funny how jon stopped making videos at 69

[jamjacxxx]

that british lady's voice is so hawt

[cLouDub1]

whats with the robotic vagina in the recomended videos?

[ilikepie9283]

I got one, worried about the gap between the rich and the poor, you should be worried about getting semen on the floor

[furiousB17]

worried about the gap between the rich and the poor, you should be worrying about getting your dick in between her jaw

[55dickhead]

jon reminds me of the guy from anchor man

[GylleTheGreat]

@55dickhead Will Ferrel

[eboyd32]

Chomsky told me privately how important getting your dick sucked is though so it's all good.

[ph34rmaster04]

Simply groundbreaking.

[midnightsandwich69]

founder and sole member XD

[tommyreilley]

HIS CHIN LOOKS LIKE TESTICLES

[planeteclipse178]

Hahahaaha, I want my dick sucked;)

[orangejuiceone]

why is there a link of robotic vagina to the right?? O.O

[JonCollins008]

you gotta get that dick sucked....

[TortillexTeabag]

Like the accent in the beginning, very sexy

[Mr0smite]

@Symphonious7 Obviously not the fagots he interviewed .

[IronMike040879]

I was gonna like this video, but decided to try and get my dick sucked.

[IronMike040879]

Worried about the gap between the rich and the poor?? You should be concerned with getting your dick in a whore..........'s mouth.

[napkinrings]

DUHHH. Greenpeace sucks ASS, not dick.

[IronMike040879]

"You gotta get that dick sucked......"

[Agakroete45]

i love this mustache

[RENEDU2]

nice shirt

[crazymonkeyVII]

"A blow job can take under five minutes."

luckily, not for me :)

[Symphonious7]

He's acting like this is a new philosophy yet I'd say most of the men I know have been subscribing to his religion for years.

[miguelpinheirolost]

The Fellatio Truth Movement sucks.

[bomzis123]

Rule Nr. 1 : if you are worried that the planet is getting hot, then you know that none is sucking your cock! Rule Nr.2: if you are worried about the gap between rich and poor, then you know that your penis is not inside of the whore!

[slimgangsta007]

This changed my life.

[that1partialemokid]

jon, you are not alone... I AM PART OF THE FELLATIO TRUTH MOVEMENT!!!

[WiggieWomper]

At least this makes more sense than the History Channels Ancient Aliens series

[PimpMyForzaSport]

I swear to God i cracked up so hard at 3:50

[MsFroggification]

Does he look like a rapist or is it just me..

[mikehonch123]

do you normally suck at basketball or was that just for show?

[TheJonnypatton]

0:36, needs a drop.

[poppafunky]

FUCK U AL GORE

[13game3]

Mr Simon "Wet Dick" Bergeron now has about 17,263 fellow members.

[Wutwut1n1]

"I am not a cocksucker. Cocksuckers do not exist. People blow themselves." Jon LaJoie

[isaacg012]

You cant spell truth without.......VAGINA

[PrincessWatson34]

Txt the number 1 709 668 1236 and say "wendy the burger bitch"

[chicoescuela1]

CHICO TRIED TO WATCH ALL 6:57 OF THIS VIDEO.....BUT CHICO WAS TOO BUSY TRYING TO GET HIS DICK SUCKED!!!!!



[chicoescuela1]

TACO

[besties4ever18]

You know JON i sick of it i don't have a dick so i can't get it suck or jack off the gay porn or become gay....

[hellfencer]

@besties4ever18 Replace dick with clit and stop complaining.

[Dzubur93]

@besties4ever18 just make a minor alteration. Getting ur clit sucked.

[neveSykcuL]

I was gonna get my dick sucked, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ExtraKawaii]

I tried to follow this advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Jordo107]

9robke 123 is a fucking idiot

[zainbaozen]

yes, but you forgot that girls of the youngest age should also be tought how to suck dicks, because you don't want your dick to get bitten of by some uneducated chick :::ppp

[itzandy968]

He reminds me SO MUCH of Zach Kreggar! Off of the whitest kids u know

[zion2train]

how does he keep a straight fface?

[Lakis2519]

u gotta get that dick sucked haha

[angeld3m0n]

855 people probably haven't got their dicks sucked in a while...

[cizzars]

I like how the facts he put in is actually true lol.

[DirtyToenailZ]

i used to post unoriginal comments than i took an arrow to the knee

[GrayEyedWolf]

i used to get my dick sucked, then i took an arrow to the knee

[icu1793]

he should be in wtf collective lol

[Charliedethklok7]

His Freddie Mercury moustache was all it took to convince me.

[KavlosteMeViagra]

indeed, he's right... have you ever heard obama speaking about getting your dick sucked? NO! he's part of the system. he's trying to distract you

[HysteriaGTF]

I've been trying to get volunteer hours so i could get accepted to a good college when I should be focused on getting my dick sucked

[hmun525]

what if i don't have a dick...

[slimgangsta007]

I am eating pussy instead.

[PhilipeKlemm]

you got to get that dick sucked KKK LMAO!!

[whiteknight4879]

Simon "Wet Dick" Bergeron 4 president!!! 2012!!!!

[Klipnotica]

he reminds me of Will Farrell in this video. awsome, hope he becomes a famous actor haha

[HokageKyubiNaruto]

@Klipnotica He sort of is. He stars on a show called "the League" on FX.

[Klipnotica]

@HokageKyubiNaruto yeah i actually seen him in the one of his vids with him in the show friggen helarious. hope he goes far in the motion picture industry the guy is helarios i came accross one of his vids yesterday and ended up watching his vids for well over a hour. good fun. i love the best song ever made. it kiks

[mathMetallica123]

Bergreron FTW

[Leftcyde]

great job john! put those fuckin' liberal hippies on blast!

[ValeV008]

Master of trolling. xD

[TKAuron]

i was going to get my dick sucked then i took an arow in the knee

[AssasinsWeedxX]

omg god i wasted so much time on youtube when som1 could have sucking my dick

[Vyraji]

His name means 'Yes Big Dick' in mexican spanish, intentional?

[YourResource2]

im gonna light my arm in kerosine and fist fuck a goat AHAHAHA funny

[slimshadyowns]

movemeber?

[zion2train]

suck my dik

[N617A]

is that the same mustache as MC extremily politicaly correct?

[acenace24]

@N617A

YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!!!!

[N617A]

@acenace24 hey now...

[Dzubur93]

I wanted to do my homework, but I decided to see a musical instead. U kno wat im talkin bout!

[dohertyd14]

How do I enlist?

[TheAKdanccrew]

blue mountain high teaches how to get you dick sucked!

[heyyomas]

illuminati much



[SceletusIgnis]

Its true,, you have got to get that dick sucked

[00caramelle00]

Who goes to a conference of al Gore at 2 am?

[tazzystarfighter]

I'd follow the advice, but I don't really give a fuck.

[roflamb5]

@tazzystarfighter *chainsaw

[Omgzjustin]

1,337,000 something views. Coincidence?

[KavlosteMeViagra]

he's totally right, i can't believe i was so brainwashed all those years!!!

[blacklotus13]

854 peops should get their dick sucked.

[collieheretstay]

This Has really opened my mind,fuck polotics,getting your dick sucked seems to help more :D B===========D

[SuperRyan52]

854 ppl care about global warming. B===D

[funpun11]

Finally someone understands me!!

[burrri]

Lmao legend la joie !

[saxboy123456]

He is no longer the sole member

[ruthven78]

3:20 my favorite part

[azimoto9]

Howabout "instead of worrying about the gap between the poor and the rich, you should be worrying about getting your dick into the mouth of a bitch"

[zachharris55]

Will Ferrell hahahahahhahaha

[MrDalmatinac14]

koji lik, kralj car....

[zachharris55]

hahahhahahahahahahha

[konalanz10]

Fuck you Al Gore!

[markosgraveyard]

.....re's mouth... lol...

[ArcaneScreamz]

I tried to decipher what the message in this video was, but instead i got my dick sucked

[torturelabs]

It would have been even more hilarious if David Attenborough narrated his story.

[noxcopex]

is it true that 39% of girls swallow?

[F4rl30d]

OMG this is really funny

it deserves more views

[F4rl30d]

LMAO 

[dynelol]

If it was Jon Lajoie instead of Will Ferrel in Anchorman, he'd look like this.

[9robke123]

why is there an illuminati sign at the start?

[FelBox]

@9robke123 Because i think he's making fun of conspiracy theorists who denies global warming or other problems as REAL issues, but instead they imply that the real problem is the illuminati (wich is a useless conspiracy placeholder). If you replace "trying to get your dick sucked" by "fighting illuminati", you almost have a conspiracy video. The way that facts are shown with a creepy music (like 3:42) reminds me of these kind of video too. It's satirical, like "I kill people",

[FRanti01]

Ducon Lajoie ? lol

[ottoelperro]

Grow a REAL moustache in november. You'd look great!

[Dzubur93]

I wanted to join the occupy moment, but decided to try and get my dick sucked instead

[woolfl]

@Dzubur93 Interesting. I actually have a good story related to that. I helped organize one of the largest Occupies in the USA, and got my dick sucked by a beautiful girl who I met there...in a tent IN FRONT OF CITY HALL. and only I know it's true, Live, Laugh, Love.

[Dzubur93]

@woolfl and ull prove that u started this Occupy how?

[CrsnCheez]

@Dzubur93 I used to be in the occupy moment, then i took an arrow to the knee

[Dzubur93]

@CrsnCheez ..............................­.

[23outline]

It's leaders like this that give me hope for humanity and our future

[spannzer115]

URA!!!

[xavroyal911]

god bless quebecers

[jormangrunge]

hahaprettygood

[mehran23]

I'm thinking of putting this video on my instructors computer, then play it while he's walking in, ninja style lmao

[Pmutley]

finaly someone willing to say the truth

[HarmFlo]

Jon Lajoie for president!!!!!!!

[lamp779]

Does it count if a guy sucks your cock?

[ChaosCougar429]

This video is fricken great

[neobahumut707]

LOL. Rinse out your mouth first

[sethur666]

It's even better with all this dumb comments down here^^

[MarketStaller]

To join the movement, do I have to sign some papers or is it enough to get my dick sucked?

[itana1]

I have been enlightened. Thank you jon

[TySavage1]

This, sir, is a true inspiration to all who view it. I now see Al Gore for the devious cad he is.

[Adanmayne]

This changed my life.

[sinerish]

he's chin looks like a hairy ass... sorry

[TrulyBrokenFan]

Illuminati's bad Mkay

[Agakroete45]

how to join this movement?

[coolyocool111]

my gym teacher offers a course on how to get your dick sucked?

[AlaskaBoyAlex]

@coolyocool111 HA!

[Pedroxpvista]

Dick sucking? Amber Cole FTW!

[daniney]

Lol at 2:25 the guy on the laptop perks right up xD

[TheOrigionalUsername]

Damn AL Gore keeping me from my Blow Jobs.

[willitownedowndave]

You gotta get that dick sucked...

[Harold6913]

When you think about it... environmentalism and liberalism are stupid. So this satire is actually making some good points.

[greattam]

where have you been jon i need more help with my real purpose in life

[howie8978]

Am I getting my dick sucked tonight?......

Definitely.

[chipanpriest]

0:34- play it 5 times and she sounds retarded lol

[SimpleHobson]

Your are such a LEGEND!!!!!!!!!! You remind me of a young Will Ferrell!!!!!

[chipanpriest]

0:35 - play it 5 times and she sounds retarded lol

[ulkord]

this made me laugh so hard : you gotta get that dick sucked , the most important thing is ....... to get your dick sucked

[TheMerlinOfAR]

What if you dont have a dick?

[TheMerlinOfAR]

@TheMerlinOfAR anyways Id rather get some pussy

[TheLoversClown]

This is the greatest thing that I have ever seen. Ever.

[Airheadx29]

848 people did'nt want their dick sucked.

[1mouse69]

!!!CLASSIC!!!

[multez]

i should've have my dick sucked instead of watching this :)) 

[SSMateuszSS]

rhymes with whore:door,gore,core,four,saw etc

[yoson25]

JON LAJOIE = THE NEW MICHAEL MOORE OF OUR GENERATION

[winston678]

4100 comments means something

[ShadowLycan132]

I'm going to send this to my boss.

[Mrandreidani]

3:50 so dramatic rofl