Dead Island - MORPHINE! - Part 43

[maaladca1]

Mmm dats good! LOL

[MusicDude5309]

Dear Toby I'm the leader of the zombies you have killed I'm Comeing after you in 2013

- Your Friends The ŽōBïĒš

P.S your next hehhehhehehe

[rmills963]

you aren't 70% water you are 20% water and 50% alcohol

[MadHata99]

reality - "is that oil, BOOYA, thats a bad idea actually, now that i think about it, if that was oil, its far too late now to realize that thats a bad idea though. Ken!"

my imagination - "is that oil, BOOYA, AHHHH, OOOOWWWWWW, GOD THATS HOT, HOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOT, god dangit now i gotta do that all over again!!!!!!!!!!!"

i think i did a really good Toby impression then btw

[Meatballs888]

fdsdfgdzsa

[msspylac]

google and pee and poo and stuff

[msspylac]

But what happens if your not american and you have a teacher called Mr Romney?

[TheShinakame]

Yes toby, because everyone loves taking oil showers ._.

[SdrosstheArtist]

I did sneeze during this video. Thanks Toby.

[teren123456789]

i told him he called me  bitch

[dertonus005]

I WATCH THOSE VIDEO... HAHAHA

[frankyxm]

851 is now almost a million

-declaration by tobuscus

[AlonLandau]

Zombies, Push "F"...

[ineedhelp554]

lol mixing alcohol and energy drinks toby....

[PiFF111]

hey, put a quarter in the moist jar!

[rainstar999]

ROFL

"Hahahahhaha SHUT UP!"

I love how he tells himself to shut up xD

[nameliss967]

Dear toby. the reason the zombie fell into the water. is becasue he got really messed up on the pain killers you have. and he thought he could fly. turns out he couldent. R.I.Z.H (rest in zombie heaven) zombie.

[connorsss]

I really like how Toby shuts doors behind him.

[TheEpicPuba]

Zombies... Can u click f?

[rahmanraz]

can u stop drinking

make me dizzy

[TheMrJAFranks]

"It makes me cry tears.. Tears of blood.. And the crying sounds like screaming.." Oh wow Toby :D

[CuteyErin1]

Before I started this episode, there was a guy with a big red beard

6:48 WAIT! Wasnt that the painting where the safe also was in the bungalows or something when u helped that spanish guy??

[ShokanFighter]

4:30 he touched the friggen FIRE!!

[ToniSTI10]

Toby: Barbie n' Ken, Barbie, where's Ken?

me: I guess Barbie took Ken out for a ride

Toby: -starts laughing- SHUT UP!

me: O.O

[themac1996]

851 DAMAGE, YEAH!!

THATS ALMOST A MILLION DAMAGE!!!

whats that?

[dandanthewiz]

you should get dead rising 2 and do tutorials on that pppppppppppppllllllllllzzzzzzz­zzz

[blackdragon1239]

i thot it wus for xbox360

[neonflames1999]

@blackdragon1239 apperently you pay no attention because you can sometimes see the mouse

[PrincessofAnime1100]

GIVE ME DEAD ISLAND

[Ostentatiousnessness]

i wonder if he knows that Ken is gay?

[ZacharySpencerTV]

Im next door neighbors with Toby and whenever he plays video games aand im sleeping he wakes me up

[Jazzyrulz1]

@ZacharySpencerTV thats just TOO EPIC

[ZacharySpencerTV]

@Jazzyrulz1 you wish lol hes cool guy

[HereForYouAll]

6:48 It's a fucking DRAGON!! (dick figures reference)

[gollumsalterego]

@HereForYouAll If you have to explain a reference it's probably not worth making.

[PhichaelMelps2013]

Oh, come on! D: You'll use a tiring stick and a flimsy knife, but you won't use the awesome looking hat stand? You could've used it like a harpoon and impaled a dude's head like someone else did a few episodes ago. :c

[gollumsalterego]

@PhichaelMelps2013 RIGHT??

[TorpeAlex]

Oh Dead Island, you make me laugh... tears... of blood.

[epicdude1212]

my name is rami!!!!!!!! i'm awesome

[kloe152]

bless yo face thug

[BlueSkyes17]

so only grandmas can knit, Toby? ...you're getting nothing knitted in your PO box for christmas. 

[Hawker9317]

Verb, I just want you to know that I admire your ability to be full of it; I commend you.

[gizmoruler]

toby needs to upgrade his weapons so they'll break slower

[ShadowofaManiac]

Toby: Drinks alcohol by accident again (mhmmmm) then whips out flaming baseball bat.-

Me: :O He's gonna breathe fire. He did say he wanted a blowtorch earlier.

Toby: -Swings bat and kills zombies as always-

Me: Awww GOD DANG IT!

[alexhanson1000]

@ShadowofaManiac can you actually breathe fire in the game, sorry i havent played so i dont really know

[ShadowofaManiac]

@alexhanson1000 Sadly, you can't. But seeing there are tons of alcohol bottles available through the game and burning weapons as well, it would be a kick ass move, right? Take a chug of alcohol, swing the weapon and press the kick or sprint button at the same time, and you'd get an instant fireball. It would be an awesome add-on in my opinion. Plus, even if you can't do it, Toby is wicked awesome enough to defy the limits of the game. Haha.

[JAQInferno]

Ken: Pills here!!!!!!!!!!

[daz78610]

is that oil when it comes out the shower no toby no:')

[jak10987]

haha, SHUT UP

[GraphicIsLife]

Intercom:Quik Then!Up The Stairs!

Toby:"Doesn't Listen"

[GraphicIsLife]

Flaming Firey Drunking BaseBall Bat Time

[MySpoonsToBig54]

LADIES! I'm drunk.... Take advantage!

[TheMistyMolly]

Im smart I follow dots

[cupcakescenequeen12]

ken looks like louise from l4d

[xJUBJUB360]

"your uglier now, and your shorter, and your breasts are smaller... But that's ok!" best Toby sucks at gaming line EVER

[GabbyLovesLabradors]

I wonder what Toby's neighbors think of him constantly yelling "Oh yeah!!! I hell yeah!!! WHOO!!!"

[GabbyLovesLabradors]

I love how Toby has actually started ACTING drunk whenever he drinks alcohol. Makes me wonder if he has some secret stash of alcohol-infused granola bars with him while he's playing.

[Woodpecker9000]

3:08-3:32... I almost died, it was great. :D

[xJUBJUB360]

I love how half the time Toby just kicks zombies instead of hitting them with a weapon...

[The18anime]

at first i thought he said "AHH THATS ALMOST 100 MILLION DAMMITS"

[darkwolfdf145fs]

....I have a teacher named Mr. Rameense O_O

(Silent N)

[RedGrer]

toby you never turned in the teddy bear i think

[jensibowable]

@samie978 maybe a high % off alcohol.

Strong alcohol is not drinkable it burns trough ur neck.

I wonder if it works on those zombies.

[ArmoredWerewolf]

@jensibowable genius! now all we have to do is get the zombies to develop a drinking problem

[StrawberryFields1011]

YOU MAY TAKE ADVANTAGE. :') oh dear...

[AlyssaPolito]

hahah BARBIE, BARBIE... WHERE's KEN.... 3:24

[AlyssaPolito]

hah aaha what the hek.... Funny 1:05

[karalius000]

Seriously, U should stop drinkin' :D

[TheRectangularVerb]

Zombies can't push F. Therefore they cannot open doors. Perfect syllogism.

[KillerwithaHeart]

@TheRectangularVerb OMG YOUR A GENIUS!

[koiuki3]

@TheRectangularVerb Then how do they pick up weapons?

[TheRectangularVerb]

@koiuki3 That's one of the questions we will never be able to answer. You might as well ask the same thing about birds. What are birds? We just don't know.

[koiuki3]

@TheRectangularVerb Birds are evolved dinosaurs...

[TheRectangularVerb]

@koiuki3 And we are evolved monkeys!! :D

[koiuki3]

@TheRectangularVerb I'm catholic.... :/

[TheRectangularVerb]

@koiuki3 A catholic monkey!! :D

[koiuki3]

@TheRectangularVerb -facepalm- that is the first time i lawled at someone making fun of my religion.

[darkblade9957]

@TheRectangularVerb ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[AlecRunning1124]

Every time he says "WOO!" I think he's gonna say "IMMA BIRD MOTHA F****A IMMA BIRD!!!!"

[jensibowable]

Why does yhe guy get drunk after 1 bottle of alcohol

[thecrismaster099]

@jensibowable a whole bottle makes you drunk. Sometimes it can kill you.

[whatgethim]

@jensibowable a whole bottle of jack daniels- oh yeah, you cant get drunk off that. WHAT!?

[KillerwithaHeart]

@jensibowable It might be Really Strong, that or he's a lightweight

[BeckyMayx]

toby at 08:08 you sound like will smith;Dx

[Kalikste]

Toby, you'd be an awesome alcoholic.

[tilz456]

I don't think the drinking is accidental anymore lol

[arhernan2008]

when i became a bagillionair im going to buy a pool and put beds around it. BEST IDEA EVER? oh yeah and zombies because i can

[Molleigh28467]

WHAT THE DOODLE HAPPENED DUDE!

[TheFreeSuperman]

I bet Toby is actually like that when he's drunk xD

[MikuHatsune3331]

"woo~ ladies! I'm drunk! YOU MAY TAKE ADVANTAGE!" TOBY I LOVE YOU! XD AHAHAHAHHA everything you say is just so FUNNY :D well except when you'r seriously serious!

[soulofmort]

y is it everytime i go through the pool theres like 8-20 zombies but for toby its like no just 2

[MikuHatsune3331]

@soulofmort because we all know Toby couldn't handle that XD

[MrLoL246642]

He's a little bit funnier when hes accidentaly drinking

[Therru11]

@MrLoL246642 Its like he's drinking in real life then lolage.... It's THAT realistic? Maybe that's why it's and 18...

[Cineman2011]

Toby, love your videos, but just to let you know, "moot point" is actually misused in society. Moot actually means "subject to debate, dispute, or uncertainty, and typically not admitting of a final decision" while people normally believe that it describes a concluded point. Not trying to be a smart***, just letting you know. Have a blessed day, man!

[Cineman2011]

@Cineman2011 Not trying to be a Charles Barkly...

[Ashchethem]

@Cineman2011 It actually depends on the society you're referring to. The term "moot point" originally meant an issue that is subject to, or open for discussion or debate. Though, generally in the US, it's something regarded as debatable, but no longer valid to the current discussion. It might still be worth debating, but it's been rendered otherwise irrelevant. Not trying to be smart either. (Well, maybe a little. ;D)

[doconer1]

"Zombies don't have keyboards.. they can't push f" xD

[Kemas42292]

is toby using drugs?

[EmoTheElephant]

I love how Toby's just given in to the alcohol now XD

[raae1004]

Powerful people don't say "Super-duper"

[5aq]

6:08 He said coming in that grandma!

AHHHBLURBLURBLUR!

[MrAmazingalexander]

stop drinking toby. no drinking and fighting while playing dead island. that is illegal

[SasaSmartie]

Love you too! XD

[RipRocks97]

Yes! Toby brought the haymaker back!!!!

[MeBeingOnlyMe]

I'm a frickin american. No seriously I'm swedish. Yeah. Not even close.

[theskinnyailurophile]

ooh! i have a teacher named mr ramesh! close enough

[kazuspeedx]

LOL @ Caution: Wet Pool

[pirateZevelyn]

you even make a boring game fun!!! = )

[Serucipe]

Has Toby played Half Life 2 yet? Because he really needs to!

[Serucipe]

I'm a zombie girl, in a zombie woooorrrld! Toby shanks us, then he spanks us!

[Knexpert1998]

@Serucipe lol

[Knexpert1998]

@Serucipe lol do you like toby?

[HOSAM1]

.serucipe@ xD xD xD whats the hell is wrong with you

[Jonodude0]

"hoo hoo hoo my gyawd!" probably my favorite moment ever in tobygames history. I laughed so hard

[0grecorps]

6:08 - Did he just say "boo-ya grandma, I'm coming in that grandma?"

[Plenoptic07]

This level is damn scary.....

[XxgirtxX13]

toby mix flint with iron ignot and u make flint and steel so u can burn stuff funly --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[ThePorchmonkey1]

i wonder what his neighbors think when he's yelling

[matmanig98]

Did he really just pass up the oppertunity to have a hat rack?

[boredking1]

toby drinking all this alcohol makes 720p redundent

[mandycute98]

Thanks so much, I was so worried! Re subscribing!

[MyMusicsLoud]

that was crazy! i was just fighting with my mom and i was like:

mom: "you heard me!"

me: "uh no i didnt! when i have headphones in i cant heard you!!"

mom: " . . . . "

me: "exactly! buh-bye!"

toby: "buh-bye, i love you"

me: " . . . . O.O . . . :DDDD"

(me and my mom arent fighting anymore btw :3)

[Rindingal]

love how the baseball bat is scorching and on fire but its wood....

[The120696]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay dead iland

[BulletFMValentine3]

"ladies i am drunk, you may take advantage" YES! >_>

[ilovewaffles1116]

How is it that he keeps having these unfortunate events happen that lead him to have to find Anne's teddy bear AGAIN AND AGAIN??

[TheDumplingQueen]

"WHERE'S YOUR CHAPERONE?!" I find it ironic that he was drinking when he walked in and said that :D

[Bradyz4]

skyrim will be halllaaarious with toby.

[0moedizzle0]

umm its walker dumbass

[emmyjoe3000]

@goodning  not my number it's that strange man on the computer screen that says it

[creativity6264]

Does anyone else notice how all of the zombies names are walter?!?!? LMAO

[coolguy101214]

''did you try to make african sound like a freakin'' man he's a genius:)

[lilpain3555]

blame it on the alc..alc...alcohol >:D

[Shipwreck571]

is it just me or did minecraft just got deleted by toby????????????????

it said it got removed by user

y!?!?!

[lenovoprincess]

Bhchjgy

[EpicAVgamer]

hahaha! hahahahahaha! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! SHUT UP!!!!

[mebemichael1]

What's that zombie? Chlorine stings? Well it could be all those open wounds buddy.

[Blackobluna]

What do you guys think would happen if somebody sent Toby a pair of legit brass knuckles?

[mrskaterelf]

i just ate alot of ice and my nipples got hard

wtf?

[SuperGuapoTube]

@mrskaterelf ...ok :P haha

[misterjakemczilla]

Hat stand?? He passed it?? WHAT!!?

[SackBoy7100]

@ajperry1995 Yeah the city is a bitch

[vdogmguy]

"haha SHUT UP!"

me: i wasn't talking :c

[jAkEisBeAsT321]

wtf do zombies heal?

[lilmissfluffy123]

wow you had a lot of alcohol in this episode :P

[DookieArms]

"Don worry mate! I gonna close the door... Zombies can't push F, they don't have a keyboard..." xd

[diannabowen]

"oh Dead Island. You make me laugh tears of blood." That should be a saying.

[shalow123]

i told my math teacher mr. romnee about this....he then called me socialy aucward and that i needed to get 1 friends and 2 back to work....i then proceeded to steal his launch

[pylon17]

"ahh crap i did my accidental drinking again....alright...flaming fire drunken baseball bat time!!!"

you cant write this stuff... haha

[flobbywelly]

@pylon17 How did Toby say that and not sneeze at least once?

[swordmast599]

@pylon17 you just did.

[skadiyoko]

Toby cried tears of blood? OMG! he's goffic! :O

[themightygunthorian]

"is that oil?"

"BOOOYYAAAA!!!"

"actually that would be a bad idea..." XD

[fallen002a]

9:54 is drinking vodka with red bull xD

[gcpunk123]

i hated that part in th game. i played it too. give him the dang morphine n he DIES! thanks, ken.

[Tobuscusfan1997]

hey I'm from Croatia and i made a presentation about toby fr

or my english class. I'll get an A

[xxMadStefanxx]

@Tobuscusfan1997 šta si pisao o njemu :D

[themightyswindian]

take the hat stand!

[my9tailedfox]

ha! flying zombies XD

[Umz15824]

an u all doubted the great tobuscus - shame on u!!

[iMiiracles]

i cant wait till episode 427 when toby gets to act 2

[xsoulgirl1]

"Zombies don't have keyboards they can't hold F! True Fact!! "

LMFAO XDD

[Barock3]

no

[zombiezlovemelons]

Take the hat stand!!!