How To Stop People From Stealing Your Food

[VAGlNlA]

Step 1: Take whatever food you're planning to eat and spit on all of it.

Step 2: Let the coworker eat it.

Step 3: Tell them the truth later and own them. 

[FLASH2394]

@VAGlNlA or piss and cum on it for greater effect

[VAGlNlA]

@FLASH2394 Lawl.

[TheGerloc]

0:22 happy sandwich

[RoseThatHatesJB]

lol i tried it

[gossipgirl1227]

what would you write phoebe? stuff like 'keep your mits off my grub' :)

[warofthewalruses]

step one- place your pubes on the bag

[autonomous2010]

Truth be known, you should never eat after someone.

There are a lot of diseases out there that can be left on food.

Be safe people. You never know if the person you just ate after had some hidden horrific disease that you Now have.

[XHORNBYX]

lol what a good joke

[localphenom]

I used to have this problem, so I got HIV from a male prostitute. People wont eat your food when they know you have HIV. Suckers!

[spunsugar2002]

@localphenom technically you cannot contract the HIV virus with saliva alone. You would have to bleed on your food and then cut the person taking it and rub it in their wound. just some fyi

[localphenom]

@spunsugar2002 Technically I too attended the 5th grade, however your knowledge of blood pathogens will be considered in my nonsense. I will now hit my penis with a hammer and bleed on my pimento loaf. Cheers!

[mechiefslapahobitch]

Just put 2 of those tiny locks on opposite sides of the Tupperware container lid. Another good one is to make some "food" using dog and cat food and leave it for the asshole to steal. Then the next day announce to everyone "whoever stole my sandwich, hope you enjoyed the Alpo sandwich. From now on Ill be leaving petfood laced food and you wont know what is what so hope you like petfood."

[cooldaddyy]

id make a whole batch of chilli for my coworkers,,,,cum and piss in it and share with all

[GoblinMV]

@cooldaddyy

lmmmaaao

[RishadanPort]

brillant

[LeetMoviez]

actually, mix food colouring with water, making a greenish tinge, now dip finger and rub on food. doesent affect taste O.O

[ShayneQuinn]

i want a sandwich now :(

[AlekTheNerd]

Step 1: Infuse your food with cyanide.

Step 2: Infuse your food with arsenic.

Step 3: Infuse your food with bleach.

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit.

Step 6: Thieves will go bankrupt!

Step 7: Markets will go bankrupt!

Step 8: Food producers will go bankrupt!

Step 9: Food manufacturers will go bankrupt!

[SomethinDwnUrPantss]

@AlekTheNerd u mad fatfags?

[LittleD123abc]

Or you could have simply written on the note "Do not eat".

[comradebashu]

step 1: gradually build an immunity to cyanide

step 2: only eat food laced with cyanide

[MultiCunt666]

i made Ex-Lax Chocolate pie for this problem

[chairmanodabored]

guy at steel plant needed his jelly sandwiches for low-sugar control but some fat assed pig was swiping them so he switched to apple butter sanwiches.....then to welding flux sandwiches. then blindsided the snot out of him with a rubber mallet the day the pig came back from the hospital. i wouldve tried crushing those pills the dentists use to teach kids to brush. NO WAIT.....dry unmixed koolaid-ish drink mix ....... i think green would be appropriate contrast to the flow crimson red

[tatazike]

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None steels ma food fucker.

[ZEEMADMAN]

Note Saying I spit on MySandwich.There Note Saying so did We! Telling A Rapist I have AIDS,& He Replies So do I! It's not Illegal to sound like a Rapist. It is Illegal to Commit Rape. Plus that's Low to Steal someone's Sex from them. It's been known to cause Depression& even Suicides. It can Mess Them Up for Years, if not the rest of their Lives. So don't do it! Find a Woman who's Willing, even if it takes some Cash! Don't be a Pig. If You do, I hope You get caught! They Love Rapists in Prisons!

[BrandonYeaaah11]

How do you do that with A BAGEL!

[Leowen2]

Or piss in the drinks and poop in the food.

[JDahlHD]

@Leowen2 Really good tip WHEN YOU'RE EATING IT YOURSELF!

[ayla569]

that is obviously fake. A better way would be to put some food coloring on the bread. And, what if you are not eating a sandwich? the title of this vid would be how to fake a 2year old into not eating your sandwich

[Refotsirk198]

0:27 Smiley Face

[RyanI492]

Troll Science...

[Theshofumiah1]

I usually breath over my food, in front of everyone

[camtron3712]

107 people been Tricked!

[strangeguru1]

The voiceover sounds like a rapist....

[slimjimism123]

@strangeguru1 lol yeah

[foxish282]

i find replacing the lettuice with foxglove leaves stops returning customers...

[seaneagle]

if it's molding why ask? =|

[mr2racer935]

my buddy had the same problem so one day before work he put his special man sauce on the sandwich and went to work. then at lunch when his sandwich was missing he made the announcement of what he did to the sandwhich to the crew. it never happend again he said.

[neilagutaya]

Or you could lick it

[MartinBronkhorst]

I freaking love his vids!

[GmanIsMe100]

how about a sandvitch with cardboard lettuce and tomato and then some wassabi for the mustard and dont forget the spicy pepper coated bread

[swords9023]

I would inject the stuff with laxatives ...or poison. Your choice!

[iMS0BoReD1]

but what if its a whole pizza?

[JATO457]

I just stuck a piece of paper in my sandwhich. Never got mine stolen since :)

[Baumron420]

Good idea, but couldn't you also put some green food coloring on it? Or put some permanent marker on the bag(the kind that doesn't dry fast) and see who ate it by looking for black/green/red fingers?

[cmbdragon666]

best thing to do, make the worst sandwich you can think of, than, just go out to get subway for lunch or get something that won't need refregeration, like chicken fingers....... if you have something to hold your real lunch, I suggest you use it.

[shitflinger]

Do what me and my old shift supervisor did to those bastards who were stealing our pizza. Grind up some dehydrated habanero peppers and sprinkle it under the cheese layer of a bait pizza. After that night, 3 people went home early, and we never had a pizza theft since =)

[ticketin128]

step 1 since im the boss fire them rehire and fire

[Captnmolywop]

Step 5: After your hearty lunch, find the thief by all means necesssary,(Shoot to kill ), and tell them, " To see you in the parking lot, so as to catch this faid, and shoot the fair one!" People have been raped for less.

[rickdsr]

A guy at work kept getting his Gatorade stolen . So he bought one , drank half then topped it back off with piss . Later on it came up missing and he laughed his ass off when he told everyone what he did . The only one that didn't laugh was the boss , he just turned kind of green.

[MrSoprano92]

Gonna need this when i move into my dorms lol.

[oaklandrmoss18]

haha this is ridiculous

[stevenmiles]

Wrong! Much better is disguise laxative within your food, enough to send them home for new clothes. You'll know who ate it. Also hide ghost pepper in food and watch the fun begin.

[whiledcam]

i had t sneeze when i made this 2 times

[MrLag1337]

you just write a sticky note on it saying "i licked it"

[XtheEliminator666]

Laxative works pretty good. It's what i do to asshole friends that think they can just come to my house and eat food!

[meetsouder]

it would be funny if you forgot about it, and 4 weeks later you take it out and its really moldy.

[rafidiscool]

what if ur food isnt a *sandwich*??

[loverinku]

I use salt.... lots and lots of salt... no one messes with my food <3

[spicehtofu]

orr you could get green food dye and dye paches on the bread

[glockzup]

Hold 3 for sandwich fingerbang

[andraws11]

what if its not a sandwich

[brewmaster0507]

put LSD in it. enjoy the show

[TheTheRay]

REAL STORY, BELIEVE ME OR NOT.

So I was once in a bar ordering a beer until I found out that I really needed to piss... But to prevent people from stealing my beer I was a loner XD, my buddy was coming. So I thought... I still had a pen in my pocket and asked for the barman for a paper and wrote on the paper: "I spit in this beer, dont touch it >:(", then i put in on my beer, And when I came back I found the paper backwards and it said: "so did I."

[blackroseofpain1]

Have the annoying orange guard it for you, so that way, if anyone even tries to LOOK at your sandwich, he'll be like "Hey, Karen! Hey Karen!" It'll drive 'em away every time... *watch the annoying orange to get it.*

[PatronFabian]

now thats just fucking stupid

[phubans]

haha, this happened where I work but instead of a moldy sandwich someone brought a gun and shot up the office.

[TheVirginTeen]

funny

[RedDeadChampion]

It called "touching your food to your scrodum"

[Phallout]

Laxative laced brownies. :-)

[vietduong128]

Step 1: Hide it in your under wear.

Ste... wait a minute. Ah Crap in my wear!

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

I learned a trick where you make fake mold on the food itself.

Much more convincing too.

[monsimand]

Step 1: Lick on it.

[jessyrules1000]

@monsimand i would take a bite out of it haha

[superbelo]

can u tell me how to stop ur mom from comming into my bed?

[picatsoforfma]

I started taking the spiciest food I could make for lunch. I grew up in Texas near San Antonio so I'm used to spicy food but most of my Midwestern coworkers can't handle it.

[oglog13]

In Soviet Russia, Food steal You

[MovieMonster9]

@oglog13 In soviet Russia, shut the hell up!

[CutieTheGP]

@MovieMonster9 lol

[freakman707]

@oglog13 enough with the soviet russia,every other video has it

[peanutapt]

@freakman707 I kno right? That shit got old a long ass time ago and id have to say its the gayest thing anyone can say ppl are lame these days -_-

[TheAntiAss]

A simple way.. Rig a brown paper bag with 4 pounds of C4 and some steel nails = THEY WONT BE TOUCHING YOUR FOOD AGAIN!

[TheStickdoom]

heres another tip

put your food IN your POCKET, thats what they were made for

[widdlepuddyfat]

@TheStickdoom No, that just results in nasty, squished up food.

[Athrunwong]

Touch & Die!

[MsAndreaApple]

I'm the 1 n only who using office fridge.

Nobody will go to pantry except me..

hahaha

[AmorNecesitado]

LOl. One of my coworkers clean the fridge and throw away everyone's food except mine, he kept the rice and my favorite ceramic bowl. Never ever saw it again.

[Austyg]

Even better: turf the job, and your loser coworkers. LOL

[ernis11231]

great...what If im havin soup?

[Zexion72559]

@ernis11231 put it in the back of a fridge in a clean but old and rough bowl. and put a date: like, eat by: august 30th

[Chungalin]

Someone was stealing the ice cream cones of my friend from the freezer. One day he stuffed an empty cone with dead cockroaches and he put the cap in place again. Some hours later, a scream coming from the kitchen and the sinner was caught.

[chocolat80]

loool

[hhsdance94]

What if you didn't bring a sandwhich.........

[aneromyllet35254ever]

the most thumb video in the world!!!!!!!! go italyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[antigay46]

I don't have food,will it still work?

[speedomike747]

Just poisen it

[Awsome123756]

u sound like the Blond Afro guy form the Boondocks

[zodiacdragoon]

Or, to get back at your coworkers, leave something in there that's actually moldy.

[JimBobInc]

hahahahah

[InsaneBreakdown]

or drop kick it always works

[empressrainbow]

CBA.

[Pokeeyy]

LOL

[yunagi]

No one dares to steal my food. I use the little hot chillis for everything, the culprit would be crying for days.

[homicidemanex]

The reason why this is a bad idea is; the janitor may see your moldy ass sammich and toss it away.

[JUSTINTVTHEHOUSE]

@homicidemanex

That's the point of the note "Please ask before tossing"

[Azturien94]

And what? Janitors can't read? They can lose their jobs for making employees mad :p

[homicidemanex]

@Azturien94

He may see the note and think "fuck that he wont want the sammich now shit has mold growing all over it. They are paid to clean up shit not safeguard peoples science experiments.

[Azturien94]

@homicidemanex

But then again they're not paid to go into

the mini fridge at the work. Its more of

the employees job to keep it clean with

peer consideration. The fridge is a

privilege, not a desk that the Janitor

has to vaccuum under.

[IslamForSatan]

@Azturien94 Janitors must clean it is their job they are filthy slaves they must be treated as such.

[Bulma1988]

or you could plant a fake sandwich with a pile of wasabi in the middle. Whoever eats it will be crying.

[Th33k]

yes but that wont stop them from taking it in the first place

[Bulma1988]

LOL but the point is to scare them off from taking anymore of your sandwiches

[josephjester]

You could do the same thing using food coloring in a creative fashion...

[homicidemanex]

Got fired for putting a mouse trap in a brown paper sack.

[rippish]

You are my hero

[SsiZoenSsi]

@homicidemanex Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahahahah LOL

[Torch666]

omg LMAO

[Timanggi]

@homicidemanex hahaha your idea is way much better! :D

[DjPyro2010]

@homicidemanex

That's pretty funny

[Kytron77]

@homicidemanex Poor dude. But fckn Great! I will do this tomorrow <3

[eternity899]

@homicidemanex man you watch too much cartoons

[CutieTheGP]

@homicidemanex seriously?

[homicidemanex]

@CutieTheGP

Yeah, its not a nice thing to break some ones fingers even if they are a thief. We both got fired. They rationalized it that some one from the custodial services would get hurt.

[taijacmonkey]

Aaahha! i think thats an awesome idea.

[rIndiaan]

am i the only one who think this is lame?

[ChoChoquota]

hey....i'm a poor college graduate! mold food means free food!!! jk jk

[graverobber35]

oops!

*if you were a "lousY" chow thief*

[TheYaosuke]

well it wouldnt work at home

[graverobber35]

whu the hell wants to steal a dry baloney sandwich? l - o - l

if you have a chow thief , make a tuna salad sandwich. Place 1 or 2 thumbtacks in the mix. Then wait to hear from the culprit.

I have never tried this , but how about putting a dye capsule inside a meatball?

or 1/2 a razor blade?

[Valegod]

razor blade? are you kidding this will kill them..

[graverobber35]

naw , I really doubt if they would swallow the 1/2 razor blade. They would feel it first. Sure . it would cut up their tongue. But that is a small punishment for a damn chow theif. People in construction do not like thieves of food or tools.

[Talixaen]

well first off, all of those are sort of evil and would get you in mountains of trouble with your employer

then for something like a razor blade or a dye capsule in a meatball, how would you know which meatball it was so YOU wouldnt eat it? :|

[graverobber35]

Well , I would not eat my own razor meatballs. Or , I could mark the good ones in a xuch way that only I could recognize.

And , I would not sign my name to the trap either.

If you were a loust chow thief , would you complain that you were poisoned by the food? Would that not be admitting to being scum?

[ImOnlyInsane]

The death threat works better.

[ParfaitEtrangerLive]

very clever

[alfen4]

didn´t work...

[Yutoli0]

You could always store your food in your anus.

[Madworldify]

WTF? xD!!!!

[BigBen12120]

@Yutoli0 LOL thats gross, plus i think its impossible

[Pyrodog12]

@Yutoli0 ANUS! ANUS! AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUSSS­SSSSS!!!!!!!!

[Bullfr0g174]

@Yutoli0 don't use hotsauce 0.0

[MrRobert1104]

@Yutoli0 i could always fuck your mum

[MOJOMCMAN]

@Yutoli0 wat if he needed to poo

[TheManDownTheRoad]

@MOJOMCMAN Than Sandwiches would come out

[MOJOMCMAN]

@TheManDownTheRoad then he would have no lunch

[ChozoSpacePanda]

@Yutoli0 Well uranus is a complicated planet that has alien inhabitants, so if his coworkers didn't eat it anus aliens would :/

[MrFrickinGenius]

i would laugh my ass off if someone watched this vid, then switched it with a real moldy sandwhich!!!!!! lmfao

[PolxenTwo]

How about stopping me from stealing someone else's food?

[ravichandran88]

ask the food owner to kick ur sneaky dirty ass ... twice a day .... that will stop u from stealing anything

[XxxSyaoronxxX]

nice!

[plep02]

put poison on your food

[Katherina13S]

And then eat it! Great idea. :-))

[thefallenangel234]

yeah!/ ^__^

[atsporty]

and then wait to see which one of your coworkers was at home sick the next day

[vivalacoldplay09]

just the idea XD lol

[yoyodindin]

mold luks fake stil haha

[EasternCalifornia]

bring a knife

[monishr5]

hang on wat if they throw it in the trash. there goes your lunch hahaha

[2k8bomb]

thats why he put a note on the bag saying "please ask before tossing"

[Kallelerion]

They have to ask first... duh...

[k0ekjebakker]

you can't fucken read?

[zyskowskip]

idea: just take little bites of the sandwich all around.

[lakeb0dom]

or just take a bite and write "i have aids" on top of it.

[Nelishia]

As if you could share AIDS through sharing food.

[Jh5kRadio]

so basically fake a mold?

[HelghanEmperor]

lol you could put a touch sensitive bomb in a lunch box and if they open it they will die lol another idea

[pcdlova]

haha perfect!!

[raasde]

lol. xD i lvoe the first scene. ("touch and die" hah... who cares... whats inside :D )

[FirstWard24]

I tried this and my sandwich was still consumed!! The moldy bag was in the trash w/o my good homemade sandwich. Damn You Co-Workers! I'm gonna try the laxative drink for later this evening. XD

[Haseo13576]

lol

[alex5161996]

damn your co-workers have to be pretty hungry to eat a mouldy sandwich

[NeroGaiden]

What a funny comment!!! LoL thumb up!!!

[Shawlia]

um... what if you dont have a sandwich?

[jonathantse1]

stop at 0:26 its a green happy face lol

[1337DanXD]

What if someone tries to be nice and throws away the "molded old food" LOL