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  • HA, Not in my Navy. I can't wait to get the hell out.

  • I used to be an adventuring FMF corpsman, then i took an arrow to the knee

  • Yep Army Gloves and Army Handles on the M-16 . Oohrah to that?

  • They're called "Army Gloves".

    

  • That was funny as hell!

  • Dude was this al asad? Mals 16 HQ? lol. Or the MALS hq in general... hahahahah....

  • Now you get FAGS in your marine corps !

  • @19thSFGA Correction: now you know which are fags. You always had 'em and surprisingly they didn't bust out into an impromptu song and dance routine mid-combat. Huh.

  • Real Marines dont cut their hair, dont shave every

    2-3 days, put their hands in their pockets, wear there covers up, and drink every night. Not an opinion, FACT.

  • @melansonda I second that fact and they also get tatted up, but because of this new tattoo reg my Marine Corps once went from a proud hard charging traditional Corps, to weak and to the ways of Mothers of America.

  • DEFTONES!!!!!!

  • I'm planing to join the marines i have three years still to think but i have made up my mind any tips?

    by the way great video.

  • @lovestobleed666 ya enlist ASAP and get in the Poolee/delayed entry programs. get really good at running, pull ups, push ups and sit ups. if you dont shoot keep it that way! it will be much easier for the DI to teach you how to shoot if you dont already know instead of trying to break your bad shooting habbits

  • Fobbits...

  • Where did you sailors get all that fuckin' hair?!

  • @POBulkhead Amazing how you can see all that hair under their caps.

  • The poor corpsman wishes he was in my Marine Corps haha

  • @liddoskittles If anything he probably wishes he was in the Navy Seals or stationed at a naval base and not in your Marine Corps..

  • The worst ones are the SNCO's because they think they 'rate' it. They're the poison cause they do it right in front of junior Marines.

  • babababahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

  • this video is a waste of space.....

  • OMG YES! hahahahaha

  • Not in my Marine Corps. Navy ahaha

  • jaja the Navy soldier was funny he said not in my marine coprs n then he look at his unif. looked like omg im in the Navy oops aparently the Navy wish th were Marines ins. jaja god bless every soldier in our american military

  • @DarkAngel7884 Just because he's stationed with marines doesn't make him a wannabe. Don't mistake a sense of humor for envy.

  • @PHSCorpsman

    1 u misunderstud me n 2 all the soldiers in the military r the best of the best it doesnt matter if u r Army, Navy, Nationl Guard, Coast Guard or USMC they r all the best n I wish them all the best of luck 4vur info n I know that they r having fun good the deserve it

  • @DarkAngel7884

    i hope you are not serious. FYI soldiers are in the army. not the entire military.

    and no not every one in the military is the best of the best. that's why we have special units like the team that kill bin ladin. THEY are the best of the best.

    if you were ever in the military you would of seen all the nasty things that can easily get in almost any branch

  • @DarkAngel7884 lol that devil doc was just messing around. Also, the marine corps is under the Department of the Navy,so really the marines is the navy.

  • @sarge958 I know that they r under the department of the navy n I know they were messing around n they deserve a lil fun I love the american mili

  • Gay

  • i'm in the Army, we call hands in pockets 'Airforce Mittens/Gloves' meh whatever though. GET YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS!!!

  • Sad,

  • loser get out of the arm forces and get a life

  • 1st Sgt would go around and slap your hands out of your pockets if he caught you. So I'd have my thumbs in my belt loops like some kind of cowboy.

  • Absolutely weak.

  • hahhah "not in my navy." .. "hey, uh.. you're hands are in your pockets." :D love itt

  • Haha do i miss these commercials (not really) lol

  • Oorah!

  • haha the first part of the vid was slow, but that ending had me crackin up for some reason. good shit.

  • I'm out coaching on ranges all the time with my hands in my pocket, you know what's not in my Marine Corps? That last Devildogs haircut. you look like sonic the hedgehogs mother. Fix it.

  • @Beetlejuice617 hes navy. marines keep there hair trimmed

  • @sipking707 he was talkin about the devildog at :50 and tell me, how is that trimmed?

  • @MrJzell22 okay thought he meant the navy corpsman

  • @sipking707 The guy before the screen goes Semper Fidelis.

  • @Beetlejuice617 yea got a little mixed up there.

  • i wear a flight suit so i dont have pockets

  • i put my hands in my pockets all the time, hahaha!!!

  • Waste of time. Get a real hair cut1

  • That shit was hilarious. S/F

  • 0:43 we don't wear white sweaters under our cammies

    0:50 we don't have hair that long. high and tight

    I guess we let all kinds of other shit fly in "your Marine Corps".

  • @S1lv3rdo7 You obviously don't deploy much. They aren't in front of the Country Store on pendleton, so take it down a notch there hardcharger.

  • does anyone have a name on the intro song?

  • @gjab19 shove it (my own summer)

  • "hey uhh..doc, your hands are in your pockets." HAHA

  • wooooooooowww.... i think i mightve lost hope in humanity... god kills 3 cats every time afn airs this... this is pretty awful...

  • fn boots and pogs

  • @brfuga32 why does you think these guys are pogs?

  • These clowns must have never went to the field.

  • @shnitzel12 why do you say that?

  • lol white shirt under skivvy!!! Awesome.

  • I like this! But one problem only three people can say my Marines: The Commedant, Sgt. Major Kent, or the head of the Navy. Still like this video though good work xD

  • @Lamborghini173 how about the president? How about the secretary of defense?

  • @ohprindle Ok them to calm down, i forgot i admit

  • What the fuck is with the white shirt lance Cpl fuck nuts..

  • lol nice white shirt assface

  • AFN commercials suck asshole and its the only thing on in Japan!

  • I don't call them pockets, they're knifehand sheaths

  • nice white shirt lcpl douche bag

  • The Corpsman was cool. Not in my Marine Corp...ah Navy. With his hands in his pockets.

  • what is wrong with having your hands in your pockets?

  • @jmassey74 because its what nasty dogface soldiers do!

  • Lmao the doc made me laugh. :)

  • atrocity?? does that refer to the cliché army garbage music?

  • gay ass video for are the lance criminals out there keep one hand in the pocket an the other to sky with the middle finger up 

  • NOT INY MY MARINE CORPS! Oooh Rah Doc!!!

  • Yep, two magazines in each doesn't leave much room. This was funny, yeebo, thanks. Remember that if you're head of a squad/platoon/company, you can stitch up those idle hand holsters.

  • hahahahaha thats so true though... the fucking staff nco's and the fucking officers running around yelling at people instead of doing something productive... fuck the marine corps... lcpl for life boys

  • Tough shit.. I have my hands in my pockets right now.. AND im sitting down.. Hands in pockets.. BULLSHIT rule.. hands in pockets.. pfsh.. balloon-hands man... drinkin from cups.. (ps.. youtube "Drinking from cups")

  • THE VIDEO WAS OUTSTANDING, I LAUGHED. I BELIEVE IT WAS ALL ABOUT FUN. SOME OF THESE COMMENTS ARE PLAIN DUMB. FOR THE RECORD IF I WAS SHOT IN COMBAT THE FIRST FACE I WANT TO SEE IS MY CORPSMAN, THEY WITHOUT A DOUBT RATE AN EGA. REMEMBER YOUR MOS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A BAD ASS. OORAH!!!

  • What the fuck is this shit? Since when do navy guys earn the right to wear my EGA? I understand that they have to wear the same cammies but we earn that EGA through swea,t blood, toil and tears, why the hell do they get a free pass? thats what SHOULDNT be in our marine corps! (No offense navy guys you serve your purpose and its a good one, but you know how it is.)

  • @BenzinFresser Isn't that a corpsman? they gotta wear the same cammies (which come with the EGA pre-sewn on the pocket. the few corpsmen i've met are badasses that i don't mind having the EGA on their cammies.

  • @BenzinFresser He's a greenside Corpsman, he earns the right to wear an EGA same as any Marine.

  • Super Retarded. I hope this motardation was a joke.

  • Too funny. There's a reason why it's called "wearing your Army gloves".

  • "......Not in my Navy"

    LOLZ

  • Haha, the Navy Corpsman is Gary. Take away the R and you'll see why he joined......

  • These have to be the biggest POG's out there! If they were grunts they wouldn't have time to make this abomination. Also its cold as fuck out there, and if I want to keep my hands in my pockets, than I'll do as I please! This "no handsin pockets" shit is some garrison shit,t that does not and cannot apply in the field. These POG's are just living the FOB life.

  • This reminds me of those AFN commercials

  • lmfao this is classic

  • Last Marine shown is in serious need of a hair cut

  • i got respect for the marine's but this video sucked navy dick!

  • lmfao why the fuck is this not playing on AFN right now

  • WTF @ 0:44...not in my marine corps!!!!! but there is always one!!!

  • Too Funny!, Typical Corps Humor, Thanks Devil Dogs and Doc!

  • LOL, Semper Gumby. 

  • BLUE FALLLCONNNN!!!!

  • Not in my fucking marine corps will that last guys haircut be out of fucking regs!!!

  • Hey hey hey doc your hands are in your pockets ahahaha

  • retarded

  • i liekd the guy running away thing that was funny tho.

  • what is the point of thsi video? maybe i just have a poor sense of humor, like wtheck is thsi suppose to be about that we dont hafta be faced upto everyday? i say, i do what i want cus im out in a month. i think its DUMB!

  • @bumblebee4me22 You have to be a Marine to know. that's it

  • loool. "Hey doc......."

  • Not in my NAVY!

    Hey hey doc you hands are in your pockets. hahaha best part.

  • LOL NAVY!

  • chesty puller once said a marine with cold hands is stupid because you have pockets

  • ROFL..!!!

  • hahaha omg... the dude with the fro after doc is the best.

  • ok haircut

  • BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOC!!!!  =D

  • The best part is the corpsman... so true

  • What's the name of this song??

  • What's the name of this song?

  • fuccck AFN!!!!

  • Lmfao. oh man.

  • Hey Camp Lejeune Marines - focus - respect

    PLease pass the word to media it is spoken Camp Luh JERN

    How did this disrespect ever start ... and why are a few slow to remedy this great Marine's name.

    We all like our names respected.

    Marines are about respect & honor. Do your home work. It is the only way to say the name.

    General Lejeune's (luh  jern's) history is honored once again.\Thanks George Barrows - GAB too

    Semper Fidelis,

    Tim Monaghan - Chicago Marine 10 January

  • i loled

  • I once had a dip in my mouth, had a cig, was walking with my cell in one hand, and my other hand in my pocket once. I must have been a shitbag. And yeah I did all 4 of those things at the same time while in SOI. Me and my platoon also used to scream out "mine" infront of the chow hall like those fuckin seaguls in Finding Nemo. And yeah I was the guide. Anyone from Charlie Co. ITB here? SOI West

  • A Marine with cold hands and empty pockets is a fool.

    Chesty Puller

  • @Oldschoolscoutcwo5 That's why the Commandant's new order dictates field discretion. The policy is for garrison only.

  • @Oldschoolscoutcwo5 My friend, most of these people will have no idea who Chesty was sadly. Semper Fi from a 2/6er

  • @Oldschoolscoutcwo5 DId he really say this?

  • Nasty fuckin' corpsman!

  • ya, its not like he was doing it for the video or anything...you stupid fucking motard

  • @partyjesus69 - ya, its not like i was joking or anything...but i guess it takes intelligence to figure that out.

  • 0:51 Eraserhead lol

  • hahahaha the petty officer made me laugh my balls off, not in my marine corps *looks at rank* navy

  • Hahahaha.. way better then AFN!

  • if i find your hands in those pockets....one more fuckin ' time MARINE......Fuck it , Let's warm up those hands shall we....push-up position ......move, how many times have i heard that one? ....ONCE, and one time only....78-86 SEMPER FI BROTHERS

  • "not in my marine corps.....Navy" lol

  • Shit even Chesty Puller said... Don't be stupid if your cold your cold put your hands in your pocket to stay warm....

  • funny ending man

  • lol, says the person who spent his time browsing videos like this on youtube....wow.

  • @yeeebo OMG, Cpl TA, this is "Doc" Gray. I remember us making this vidoe lol. Seems like a lifetime ago, what you been up to and how are you brother?

  • @Aviator664 In Iraq, there are times when you have a lot of time.

    @yeeebo, was that at Al Asad? Your building looked familiar, but then again, they all kinda look the same.

  • @Aviator664 you sir are a doucher, it's an inside joke shitbag. not in my navy! lol cool vid man.

  • So why cant a Marine walk around with his hands in his pockets? I hope this is just a joke, 'cause I like to put my hands in my pocket sometimes, and I'm going to bootcamp Feb 8.

  • Not allowed to put hands in pockets, drink, or smoke while walking. It's just some of the stupid rules you have to follow.

  • You got that right, about that rule being stupid that is.

  • yeah, its the gods honest truth. There is no bigger sin than walking with your hands in your pockets. Unless you happen to be smoking and walking at the same time.

  • lol, I like all the dudes with jacked up everything. lol at the headphone wearing corpsman who has to look down at his uniform. ah haha.

  • so devil at second 0:43 is that white shirt authorized?.......new to me if it is..."not in my marine corps"

  • @Jaw464 yes, the warming layers given to us in 2006 were different then the one the new Marines are given

  • great ending! why won't AFN pick this up?

  • Haha, them AFN commercials are pretty heinous; this one would fit right in.

  • not in my Marine corps... Navy

    LOL

  • hehe

  • WTF Doc! Get your f**k'n hands the f**k out of your f**k'n pockets! And what the f**k is on your head? Ear muffs? What f**k are they do'n there? Your ears are cold? Suck it the f**k up!

    Semper Fi

  • I really hate how you got thumbs uped. It's cold mother fuckers, this is why they give us warming layers. Fuck, ignorant retards.

  • Obviously you cant understand what it sounds like to be bitched out by a someone above you. I'm pretty sure thats what his comment was illustrating

  • Just stupid rules bro, that ignorant cunts like to uphold cause they think its these thing that makes us marines.

  • You can't say that a gunny or ssgt wouldnt bitch out a pfc oc lcpl by saying stuff like that. its just funny dude, dont take it so serious

  • Oh no, not disagreeing, I've seen it time and time again. I just don't buy into that shit.

  • why are AFN commercials so damn stupid.

  • Love the docs

  • LOL i never had nametapes on any deployment

  • looks like this was made helo ordies. I love torquing bolts and fod walking for my country. And nothing beats cleaning gun barrels from a gun you will never fire.

  • lol navy

  • My favorite AFN commercial is the one that has the message, "Friends don't let friends drive while tired."

  • Not in my navy...uhhh your hands are in your pockets

  • Stupid Corpsman! I love the Navy Corpsmen though, some cool dudes to hang out with

  • theyre the best they got our backs

  • LMAO at Doc...

  • AFN commercials are sometimes the dumbest fucking things ever. Thats the Armed Forces Network for those of you who who don't know

  • A Marine with cold hands and empty pockets is a dumb Marine... Ease up on the motivation POG.

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  • @nebenfluss didnt chesty puller say that?

  • marines just pretend to b disciplined all so they can wear that blue and red uniform

  • @medeocracy how do you Pretend to be disciplined when if you were to pretend to be disciplined you would have to know what being disciplined is therefore having to be disciplined before in order to pretend.......its a state of being you moron you can't "pretend"

  • I cant even stand it when I see civilians with hands in their pockets, or walking slow, or mumbling among a hundred other things...

  • Marines have man crushes in the docs... always sweet talking us and telling us we'll be ok. lol. AND THEY GOTS THE DRUGS.

  • Great ending

  • lol, the Corpsman was funny!

  • a marine with cold hands and empty pockets is a stupid marine.

  • Does this apply to all marines or just the junior ones in the marine corps

  • It's an order that applies to everyone, but it just depends on who wants to actually enforce it.

  • thats funny because Im a civilian who works on on a marine corps base and I see lance corporals and pfc get chew out all the time but I also see officers do it to but no ones says nothing to them it seems like rank is is the only thing that matters

  • Ima lcpl and Yep... I wouldn't hesitate to tell a Lt. that hes fucked up (lol respectfully) cause they still give a shit (but who wants to?) . but apart from that.... Its just not even worth the time or the ass chewing. the only officers that don't act like shitbag Marines are Mustangs (prior enlisted). You can tell just by the sound of there voice cause mustangs now how to open there mouth.