Captain Picard can't pronounce Barclay

[MrPartyWaffle]

oh data you wonderful machine you

[zibafu]

love datas expression just before he speaks

[TheSecondEvolution]

LOL Leave it to Data to break the ice.

[NEXTGENCRAFTING]

0:00 Good

0:04 what the hell did you just say

0:05 oohhh ssshiiitt

0:09 dumb ass

0:12 im going to go cry now

0:18 ok you screwed up let me tell you why

0:27 um nevermind



[DJKidStereo]

Every1 watch this Family Guy Parody of star Trek, i swear they saw this Episode of of Picard not able 2 Say Barclay's name & did this.

Search for "Family Guy - Wil Wheaton

[DJKidStereo]

Stewie Griffen 2 captain Picard: You know u should act more nicely 2 Wil Wheaton.

Picard: the way i treat my...Wait...What?

Stewie: You should act more nicely 2 Wil Wheaton.

Picard: Why r you saying his name like that?

Stewie: im just saying, Wil Wheaton is a nice guy!

Picard: That's not how u say his name, Say Wheat!

Stewie: Say Barclay...

Picard:~_~

[AmuterSI]

Even data understood it was just too awkward eventually...

[jtmizu]

I honestly was afraid Barclay was going to go postal on the Enterprise.

[Christopher89123]

It's hilarious because Picard is genuinely devastated.

[PCCphoenix]

I've got two words to say to Picard: BAD JOKE.

[bladiumdragon]

Anyone know a site where I can see the episodes of this star trek?

[SpamOfCan]

@bladiumdragon The pirate bay. Watching them on some website is no different from simply downloading them.

[bdsterne1]

@SpamOfCan Or you could just get netflix and stream the entire series as well as TOS, DS9, VOY and ENT.

[bladiumdragon]

@SpamOfCan I already found a site. Thanks for the other name anyways .Not fond of downloading shows or anything though....

[BurritoFunk]

Picard: Data...Shut Up.

[Rompcom]

metathesis is one of the most common of mispronunciation errors, sir.

[Foxstab]

I laughed my ass off.

[Lilgreenman89]

After watching this, I want to kick my own ass for not watching Star Trek.

Well, better late than never, I suppose.

[nub50wn]

When i first saw this, i could not stop laughing

[AngeltyXD78]

I love data cover up action XD

[C0LL1N]

I never understood why they were so dramatic about him mispronouncing his name, standing around staring like someone just died.

[SGTBizarro]

@C0LL1N Probably because earlier in the episode Picard heard the nickname come up and ordered them never to use it again. He slips up here and uses it himself, pretty much making a fool of himself. The reaction is understandable.

[HanakoFairhall]

Shut up, Data XD

[BarryDennen12]

Just wait until you hear what he calls you behind YOUR back, Geordi.

[tmad40blue]

Since it's been asked...

Season 3, Ep. 21: "Hollow Pursuits"

[ChuckyDoll10]

@tmad40blue - Isn't this the one where Broccoli/Howling Mad Murdock goes on the Hollow Deck and then thinks he's become some sort of God?

[Floymin]

@ChuckyDoll10 Nope. This is the one where he overuses the holodeck to escape his social awkwardness.

[ChuckyDoll10]

@Floymin - Are their two when Broccoli uses the Holodeck?

Are yeah, I think there is - this is the one where he fanatasises over Counsellor Troi in a Garden somewhere? Right?

Can't blame him for that. She was a babe back then.

[Benjiman133]

Picard's face is PRICELESS

[nuckingfutsguy]

anyone else think the dude with beard has girly eyes?

[mrteemumilto]

This benevolent and encouraging series by the producer Gene Roddenberry got an Emmy for outstanding drama in 1989. Then Roddenberry died, the cast were turned into impulsive idiots, who do manual labor and die violent deaths, and the noobs started to hate TNG for the wrong reasons.

[bindoggus]

@mrteemumilto Couldn't agree more.

[Fuleadeare]

Poor Picard. One fail moment that we will never forget.

[greyeyed123]

Patrick's acting here is not something most actors couldn't pull off at all.

But he does. I guess that's why he's the captain.

[Koutetsujeeg]

I'll never understand why there isn't an english term for broccoli...why you call them in italian?

I need an etymologist!

[maniacx86]

@Koutetsujeeg Because English words are mostly stolen from other, older languages :P

[StrikesnGutters2]

Data at 0:26 "OK....I'm gonna go over here and....monitor something..."

[NEXTGENCRAFTING]

0:02 repeat this its funny

[borgdrone123]

good....i look forword to eating you mr. brocoly

[Isissa125]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwkwaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaard

[Gordontrek]

@kyeo77 lol

[mrlogicalman1]

what a turd

[NuclearFist]

Poor Barclay, guy just wants to be accepted.

[MephiticFilms]

Data: Has more tact than C3PO.

[Ateamgrl]

Gotta love Dwight Shultz!!

[TheChosenOne337]

"from bar to bra ... " - Data

[GeneralNerd]

Poor Broccoli.

[JanicM]

Gotta love moments like these in TNG

[DeltaReconnaissance]

lmao! 

[theoracle8191]

I COMPLETELY lost my s*it when Picard said that!! You knew it was going to happen but when it actually does, you simply can't believe it!

[DemonicGenocide]

Ah Barclay... the Meg of Star Trek

[lankycrab]

Barclay looks like he feels so unloved when the turbolifts doors are closing

[TheRacistsMustDie]

Barclay is like dobrochan ru/src/jpg/1012/Okay_guy jpg

[iluv2viddyfilms]

hehe. Picard's face.

[collegeman1988]

Picard said this because everyone else was calling him Broccoli and that it had caught on. Picard told his crew, "Let's just get that uncaught, shall we?"

[bdsterne1]

@collegeman1988 Exactly. It wasn't great because he said broccoli, it was great because he had just ordered everyone else to stop saying it. Everyone was using it behind his back to insult him and Picard said it right to his face. All the actors did an amazing job in this scene. I loved Riker's shit eating grin.

[Alan7997]

It definately does look as if Sheldon Cooper does manage to live long enough to transfer his conciousness into an androids body! :D

[TheColinarago]

@Alan7997

And he didn't even use the Sheldon-on-Wheels for that long!

[masere]

That reminds me I need to buy something on ebay. Where's my broccolicard?

[Renji1]

@masere I see what you did there! Very good :)

[smoku46]

XD

[jimcarrey08]

Picard: Good! I look forward to your report Mr. Broly.

XD

[kyeo77]

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[alexxaMurderz]

haha this is hilarious i keep saying bark-clay

[hardwirecars]

dont feel bad picard i cant pronounce his name either i keep trying to call him bar clay with emphasis on the clay

[MaxArceus]

Picard already feels like shit, Data starts trolling him DATA FTW

[VitalSigns1]

lol

How can anyone not like this damn show?

[tlucentefl]

Picard be trollin.

[Jiiimbooh]

Data explaining the pronunciation error was the funniest part.

[KaneMagus]

@Jiiimbooh The icing on the cake here is that Brent Spiner actually mispronounces the word metathesis during his explanation. It's supposed to be meTATHesis, not metaTHEsis.

[DefLeppardVanHalen]

Barclay is going to be "Howling Mad."

[Mariofanonroblox]

Orly? NUM!

[jrswordfish1]

ahhh such pleasure when jon luc ...

[flotopo]

Epic!!!! :))))))))))

[ryno123321]

I've noticed only the most liked comments are written in the best grammar and punctuation.

[StuffedAnimalAdvisor]

It may be pissing on Barclay, but that's priceless.

[SoapStar4Life]

@xCapsuleJx this comment made me laugh harder then the actual clip did XD

[KitsuneAdorable]

Poor poor Broccoli. I mean Barclay. :D

[SoniasUsername]

It's delightful humor like this that brings me to love Straw Turk (:

[gm3334]

@SoniasUsername I know, I'm glad so many people appreciate it. Star Trek is one of the funniest shows because you have to wait so long for the good moments, and when they come, they're great.

[RalphMarx]

this is why i love all the star trek series , good writers!

[grumpytosnowwhite]

I love how Data just stops and turns back to his work in the middle of his lecture when Picard gives him that death glare. After a few years with Picard, he's finally learning how to tell when to shut up without having to actually be told to shut up :) I love his development so much...

[picard47alphatango1]

@grumpytosnowwhite well picard did not tell data to shut up till star trek nemis and that was like 15 years later

[grumpytosnowwhite]

@picard47alphatango1 Yeah, Picard's always so polite. It's always "Yes THANK you, Mr. Data." XD

[flyingmonkeycrap]

@grumpytosnowwhite ...except in Nemesis when he outright told Data to shut up at Troi's and Riker's wedding lol

[ChuckyDoll10]

@grumpytosnowwhite - yeah lol.

[DreamingRequiems]

ahahhahaha I love Data turns and looks at Picard! lol lol best Stark Trek scene Evar!

[snackpeelskin]

The only thing this scene needs is audience laughts.

[eingoluq]

The broccoli report must have been EPIC!

[MrEriklenn]

00:7  Eggs, meet face

[MarioMetroidFan]

0:07 Picard: Oh shit, I fucked up!

[pyr0static]

Oh man I can't stop laughing at Picard's face after he realizes what he has said

[NEXTGENCRAFTING]

0:01 Iill look forward to your report Mr. broccoli

[Zagstrak]

Why so serious?

I mean it, why the hell are they so serious about it?!

[BigMikeMcBastard]

@Zagstrak Apparently the Barclay character is a sort of neurotic, insecure, introvert.

[DataTasha4Ever]

@Zagstrak I think that it's the professionalism thing about it. You can't laugh when the captain screws up. Even if it's funny.

[EnFinityProductions]

Poor Mr. Broccoli is going to cry in the elevator

[HitrecordsUSA1998]

har i også flotte venner da

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

He gets away with being embarrassed.

[chutdiggadut1]

What did Spock see when he looked in the toilet?

The Captains log!

[oneangrybanana]

That scene i epic! I could watch that a dozen times and still get a laugh!

[whynotbig]

omg that is very rude even from picard

[Dollyfaceangel]

Oh the shame on his face...

[Vegemighty]

I learned a new word

[chobit389]

Poor poor Broccoli...

[tenkaiechi01]

brocoli



[IntermissionForBunny]

Picard was found dead in his office the following evening

[Demock]

he was just hungry

[MrNicolas747]

I hate wesley chrusher

[Raptorel]

@MrNicolas747 I don't.

[NCC1989P]

@MrNicolas747 and he hates you, but why put it here where's no wesley in it.

[ramonster163]

@nogardiredir This is Season 3 Episode 23

[MrTaylora24]

Omg I laughed so hard when I first heard this :D

[SirBroadsword]

0:19: Oh, the expression on Brent Spiner's face... PRICELESS! XD

[ITCJon]

Barclay was the most annoying character ever on TNG - even worse than Lwaxana Troi!

[boiledelephant]

@SagittaeHungarorum Ah, but first-name terms would task everyone with being able to pronounce 'Jean-Luc'. Imagine all the "Jeane-Luck"s :)

[suryalinaten10]

PICARD'S FACE.

[Dracontiar]

Ryker's reaction is really the most hilarious thing about this scene. "Don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't laugh."

[gabedamien]

I defy anyone not to laugh when watching Picard’s smile fade so crashingly, with such dawning horror and mortification.

[bigbossloke]

Wrong lexical stress in prosody is also one of the most common of speech errors, Mr. Data.

me-TA-thesis, not meta-THE-sis.

[davenielsen78]

@bigbossloke Data mispronounced it on purpose, hoping someone would correct him. He later wrote in his diary, "These fucking retarded humans...I'm a Doogie Howser in a Forrest Gump world."

[lexpro]

Data (thinking) "Aaaaaaaaand I really need to activate my positronic brain before speaking."

[nogardiredir]

What episode is this...must watch...

[mawriz]

@nogardiredir Please someone answer this question!!!!

[CoboWowbo]

@nogardiredir

"Hollow Pursuits" - Season 3 Ep. 21

[inakamoto]

Picard: Good, I look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli.

Barkley: *Thinking* Should I correct him, or would that career suicide?

[fartknockerfartknock]

HAHAHA I was literally just watching this episode and came by this video by chance what are the odds

[LordTyrannus]

@GreenStripeySocks182

Youtube has a spell check. Use it ffs..

[LordTyrannus]

@GreenStripeySocks182

Youtube has a spell check, use it ffs.

[rushthezeppelin]

funny how Geordi is just sitting there like w/e........just waiting for him to bust out with "but don't take my word for it" LMAO

[TheRhinehart86]

Im sorry but if Captain Picard says your name is broccoli, its broccoli

[monkeyhanger83]

@TheRhinehart86 good point



[monkeyhanger83]

Respond to this video..this is EPIC!!

In the top 10 best TNG moments ever!

[cornishphilosopher]

@TheRhinehart86 So true

[diavarezable]

Data, I know you're trying to help, but you actually aren't!! :)

[JAGTHEGEMINI]

lol Data at his best! 

[RoseDark423]

0:27-0:31 Data: Uh Oh. Moving on.

[eagleschick95]

It makes me wonder if it was really supposed to happen or if was adlibbed. Either way it is still hilarious!!! Rikers reaction is priceless!!!

[BruderSeth]

@GreenStripeySocks182 it's "broccoli".. wow, you didn't get the joke..

[dudelikesWoW]

I hate meathesis.

[llVIU]

he's still the sexiest old man in the universe

[ansonx10]

Just call him Murdock. lol

[WoWChik23]

Rikers FACE! Priceless!!!

[112101eh]

That's funny riker looks like he was about exsplode out laughing

[666deadman1988]

Picard, facepalm thyself.

[FriezaReturns00001]

@666deadman1988 no both ricker and picard should facepalm themselves because the fail is so strong! xD

[darthroden]

This was one of my top 5 Picard moments!

[lovethatturtle]

i love you data. =)

[trekker123eski]

omnomnom i will eat you mr brocoli

[aarshaar]

omg its murdock

[DarthRushy]

Fail, Picard. Just fail. Riker looks like he's about to laugh out loud.

[PaisGreenapple3]

That. Was. Hilarious.

[brownblair98]

This has to be the most humiliating moment in Picard's entire life. And that includes being assimilated by the Borg.

[seethebob]

That is just GREAT!

[msinvincible2000]

oh, my poor lovely Reginald. Come here, I want to give you a hug

[amillionminutes]

Just call him Murdock.

[WorldSacred]

Tomayto...tomato. Who gives a crap?

[rad4life1]

whoops! lol

[Brockhad]

Picard does a great horrified expression.

[ProSitu]

lol riker's just grinning like a goddamn fool

[GreenLanternSalem]

I fucking love Data.... SO AMAZING.

And I feel so sorry for that poor bastard. He probably has been called Broccoli for eons.

[MrOregona230]

Once upon a time in Voyager Torres called Chakotay "Chocolatey".

[supergub1]

Picard's face after he realizes what he said is even better than Ryker's!

[MICHAELandJELL0]

Riker: "Perfect time for a facepalm captain."

[Pocketwatch625]

RIKER IS THE MASTER OF THE TROLLFACE

[Triarity]

This is horrible, I've been watching some clips from youtube and I don't remember them at all. I watched the whole series month ago.

[Mocha2007andcoco]

...awkward...

[CapPicard]

I guess Picard is a subconcious James Bond fan! :)

[MexicanTuber]

Those faces Riker makes when "shit happens" never get old.