Chuck Norris Superkicks Atari 2600 Review

[Dreammaster695]

awful graphics

[KurtKokaine1]

A fucking Chuck Norris game? Man I think I done seen it all now.

[NovemberJoy1998]

I played this, and it was actually pretty fun, though it was difficult. I had slight problems with the controls, but they weren't too bad. The forearm block is kinda ineffective anyway, you're better off dodging the throwing stars if you can, or going over them with the somersault kick.

[EastCoastDude99]

C- rating for this game? For an Atari game in the mid to early 80's, this looks pretty damn good.

[DWLGNiRvana]

5001st viewer lol

[TheFunkyBones]

better than halo wars

[silverkiller1945]

The reason he dosen't die? He is Chuck Norris

[TheTerrificTracy]

@THETEXASMAN28 OMG how (did) you do that!!!!!!!

[1604link]

i just pretend you say cuss on every ****** bad word

[blurk22]

Do Custer's Revenge!

[TheTerrificTracy]

@blurk22 Oh my god,

I saw that on wikipedia when searching lists of conroversial video games and clicked on it.

I was shocked to see the cover art and even more shocked when I saw a screen shot showing Cluster's BONER!!!!! I didn't think atari game characters could have boners or rape indians!

It was also on a list of racist games due to the rape of an indian!

[54jomamma]

@TheTerrificTracy I once saw that in a cracked.com artical

[nowaymangoshtomuchna]

if you insert this game cardridge into your nintendo entertainment system the console will transform into chuck norris and it will roundhouse kick the living crap out of you

[stepitup25]

today I found out my new co-worker is Chuck Norris's cousin! that's pretty awesome!

[Bananadine]

the white belt thing, that's just Chuck handicapping himself--he decided to give the bad guys a chance by starting the mission while drunk, and he slowly sobers up as the game progresses

[Poodleinacan]

I bet that in a far future, people will think that Chuck Norris was a messiah...

[infinidominion]

there was no VG industry crash in 83.....it got chucked

[starsandbarsforever]

i have this game and played it a lot. but i have never won it. always ran out of time no thanks to the log in the road. so what the hell actually happens in this game when you win it. has it ever been beat? someone please tell me for the love of god.

[phatmanxxxl]

You can't find this chuck Norris game, it finds you

[pwideindustwees]

I like the Mexicans mowing the lawn

[roykinn7]

that shit was old when first thought of

[SheldonFayaden]

what is your theme song?

[smartlamppost]

@SheldonFayaden Aqualung, by Jethro Tull.

[kindaaredneckkindaar]

I think you should have used the jokes.

[pickupplay5]

Nice, now I'm gonna have to go find this game. Hopefully the version with Chuck in the name. Great video.

[paddyrapp]

that shits old. HAHAHA hilarious

[cutiepai11]

@paddyrapp no duh if noone made reviews about old games (NES etc) it wouldnt be hilarious and noone ( well i should say a little) amount of people would still know about these 'hilarious games' so that is a poor top rated comment thats my opinon.

[Gb755c]

I thought the reason they made a new Punch Out on Nintendo was because Mike Tyson lost to James Buster Douglas

[gamegod9000]

@Gb755c

Incorrect. The contract to use his name expired.

[Loader2K1]

I'm surspised with today's video game technology, no developer or publisher has tried to make a Chuck Norris video game. I would love Chuck Norris to be a hidden character in Tekken 7, at least.

[vintagevideogamegeek]

When Aqualung does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up, he pushes the earth down.

Great episode sir!

[djp1100]

Doesn't look like THAT bad of a game. Though I think it's kind of expensive on Ebay.

[1234yersiman]

@djp1100 The emulator is free.

[RocMegamanX]

@1234yersiman

It's also technically illegal, but what do I know?

[zantara]

Excellent review! I laughed quite frequently! Especialy at the logic of sending a white belt to save the day. Can't wait for the next one!

[MagnusTheSnake]

Your reviews/guides/theme rock Aqualung!

[downphoenix]

wow, didnt know there was more to this game. It seems like of those games, like ET, where it seems freakin terrible but it doesnt seem quite so bad if you understand what the hell is going on.

[krazypat26101]

mmm i had that on a double ender cart

[deadlygroove1]

@krazypat26101 I did too, it had Chuck Norris on one side and Artillery Duel on the other side.

[syxodude91]

yeah chuck jokes died in 2009

[thesparta1812]

@syxodude91 unless chuck norris resurrects them

[LightDarkNinja]

@syxodude91 nope chuck testa

[layzrfyztcreations]

Contrary to popular belief, the popular game, "Halo", was originally called Chuck Norris Superkicks 2: Alein Fuck-Up Hour.

[puhleezman]

When Chuck Norris has sex, he's never on the bottom. Chuck Norris never fucks up.

[angelpichu1]

@puhleezman yeah? well chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

[powerpup97]

This seems like the same game that was made for the Colecovision. My only question is how does this version compare to that version? Is it better and more user-friendly, or is it just as shitty?

[METALIST1989]

When Chuck Norris plays his videogame(s) nothing special happens.

[stewiedude59]

Just out of curiosity, have you ever seen "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"?