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  • harry potter owls 

  • HELLO MY NAME IS TERRY AND I HAVE AUTISM WILL YOU BE MY SEXFRIEND?

  • you're a creep

    did you try giving them paracetamol?

  • oh that's a nice pigeon *BOOM HEADSHOT*

    strange why is his head missing...

  • I love pigeons. Steal one and keep it inside as an amusing pet.

  • 0:33 bitch slap incoming

  • Pigeons used to visit me, one had different behaviour to others, never fought. just ignored the bullies. that seemed to confuse attackers, like they couldn't be bothered unless it was mutual.

    Seemed wise for a pigeon.

    I have a hypothesis pigeons signal non hostility by not looking at each other.,

    This has the disadvantage of limiting most social interactions.. unless it's an insult.

    I love seeing them fly, up there in the beautiful solitary skies.

    interesting birds IMO.

  • @marsCubed cool story bro

  • Inconsiderate bastards!

  • run gordon, its the plez man

  • you need a fake owl

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  • @pedroantonio

    That is hilarious.

  • Take them in and hug them all they need is some love:)

  • pigeons don't give a fuck

  • Why are you such a bitch?

  • 22lr???

  • the only thing better than the sound you make 9 second's in the vid is your dinosaur mask, god how i miss that video where you wore that mask....

  • awww! MY MINIONS!!! @_@'' they are from Argentina!!

  • upside down can of dust off and a torch lighter should do the trick in the most entertainingly fun way possible

  • randytaylor69 GET A OWL STATUE AND STAND IT UP OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW!

    If that fails try Pigeon spike strips. They sell them at hardware stores and garden shops.

    :D

  • They look like their just chicks, it makes sense that they make noise when you go to sleep too, since that's when their parents come back and the chicks start crying for food. Solution: make sure they don't nest near your window in the spring, or put something prickly on the window sill so they can't land on it.

    Boring Monday night, looking for new ME3 videos and I end up giving advice on how to get rid of baby pigeons. Youtube is surely the real world version of the twilight zone..

  • 0:33 "I'ma smack yo ass!"

  • nah.. The reason pigeons infurates me is because THEY SHIT EVERYWHERE. They will come to shit at your laundry that you left to get dry,to the chairs at your balcony,to anything you have out there.They just shit,that's all they do.

  • a gun

  • Rat poison pellets on the ledge...

  • chip chip chip chip! Reminded me of the movie The Room. Lol

  • pigeons cooo...

  • My guess is after she made a video showing the view from her window someone tracked down her location and brutally raped and murdered her.

  • Oh, I have the same problem. But I have an aluminium under my window so you can hear every fucking step they make! I will plant some mines, that's for sure!

  • Where did you go rose?! It'll make my life complete if you reply

  • @MrVictorPrez94 plz pls reply

  • just shoo them away lol

  • Sup bro? Come at me!! - pigeons

  • Heh.. Ninja Pigeons

  • Some of these comments are pretty sad, namely that Hornythorynque cunt, who comments shit like that?

  • Roze where did you go?

  • Air Gun!!!!.....or poison take your pick lol

  • Bird, fuck you.

  • i would love to have a girlfriend like her i mean come on "its like 5am thats when i go to bed"

  • basterd pigeons...

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  • You're so cute

  • your brittish accent is very charming, add me on skype and we can have a chat

    seldomississmelly. ill be expecting you.

  • Put spikes on your window sill. They won't be able to land.

  • Just to clarify why nobody can tell if you are a boy or a girl. Us Americans like never here an English accent ever except on TV. Plus Americans are pretty fucked up about humor. I'm an American but I have a rare case of being civilized.

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  • /watch?v=1qssLmt0gw8

  • get a cat

  • get that shit on the discovery channel! :)

  • 0:20 Finish him !!

  • Buy a mongoose.

  • Throw boiling water at them.

  • scarecrow? if that works lol

  • I love this british accent. Could listen to that all day long.I will be in London for six weeks next march and i'm going to have this accent all around me :D I'm shure it'll be awesome

  • Yes! Someone else who is just as pissed off about pigeons as I am! I wish Shale was real so she could slaughter "all pigeons everywhere."

  • you think your neighbors are bad the squaters i have in my back yard are worse xd

  • My money was on the pigeon on the left.

  • fuckin birds

  • GLUE BROKEN PIECES OF GLAS (of bottles or whatever) TO THAT SURFACE

  • Put wire strung across the ledge.

  • bb gun?

  • Rose used to upload videos, but then she took a 4chan in the knee.

  • you can roast them , there are good food , i already tried , better than chicken

  • Rose, where have you gone?

  • RAT POISON 

  • Do a Manny Calavera and booby trap some breadcrumbs with a balloon-version of Robert Frost. Don't forget to film the results

  • Thats very funny, pigeons are such dicks LOL.

  • Damn, those pigeons are not COOool, HAHAHAHA, ughhh.

  • looool at 0:13

    As soon as she says "Bird, fuck you" the bird turns to her like "What?"

  • Fu9king love the comments....."Laughs"

  • I would glue a thousand thumbtacks to the surface of the ledge. lol

  • your video suck,just get a cat and put it at the window but if you can get a feck cat.ok bicth......

  • Put rat poison or, spray bread with poison like some shit with what you clean your toilet, . problem solved.

  • FUCK THE PIGEONS!! WHIP THEM TITTIES OUT FOR US TO SEE!!!

  • A shotgun is the answer for this problem too!

  • i need now one of your videos :/

  • Why are you so lazy in uploading videos?! Pitty... you did a excelent job with the ones uploaded so far. Subbed anyway, hope you put some new shit up soon!

    Cheers...

  • Glue a dozen mousetraps to the sill and set 'em as often as you can. No bait, just traps.

  • crow vs pigeon

  • I'm going to build my first pc soon and I'm going to name it Rose.

  • if sleepy hollow was a real place, it would be your spawn point. because you look like your from the 1800's. or 1700's. whatever.

  • I promise if you uploaded videos consistently that you would become a youtube star. You are a very humorous and very smart and charismatic person, anyone who doesn't like you has to be insane. I hope you make more videos.

  • I want you to teach me physics. You will need to use pictures because I am a visual learner.

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  • I want to take you to the cinema and then to a nice eatery and then when we go back to your house I will walk you to your door and say good night then I'll leave.

  • what if these pigeons see this video and gang up, device a strategy, stalk you and attack u in large numbers ???? inspired from the scene 'the lion versus the tuna' from the movie "the other guys" (o_*)

  • You can get anti-pigeon spikes, much sharper & more needle-like than just nails in wood. Just google pigeon spikes - they're pretty cheap.

  • 0:14 And Nigga n' fights

  • i have a shotgun just for this type of shit.

  • kill one, leave it there to teach them a lesson

  • Miss you, Rose . . . Although this isn't the first time you've fallen off for months at a time. And it does seem you have a reason to disappear for awhile.

  • get a plank and put nails in it. set the plank with nails there so they learn that walking there means they get hit with nails. that will teach them!

  • install gentoo

  • i thought it'd be cool to have a bird feeder outside my window..

    yeah, birds in general make for shitty guests.

  • Their worth more than u :D one cost atleast 100 dollars if there homing :D

  • why is this in the comedy category?

  • You and me we have the same nose.

  • @TheOptickid that's not something to be proud of faggot

    only she can wear that nose and make it look good

  • Fuck pidgeons man... Just open the window and slap their shit.

  • If she was a guy would you faggots even give a shit about her?

    No? Then shut the fuck up, this stalking shit is creepy.

  • and then the english brought them here to start this party WHY ENGLAND WHY?

  • did she just say fuck you to the pigeon? LOL

  • Pidgeon poop is poisonous. I know, I tried

  • Too bad you're not on IRC. Or maybe you are and I just don't know it. sadface

  • The neckbeard alliance demands more videos!!

  • hi you dont know me but i think you are a cool lady

    i left you a pm with a question can you please pm me a reply ?

  • I have just met you, but i love you!

  • WE NEED TO KNOW ARE YOU DEAD? Rumors have been spread.

    On an unrelated note, this is how a person should behave.

    Had an attention whore (Cough iJustine/rwj) caught wind of their popularity, they would abuse it.

    She disappears .

  • WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A DICK

  • Stupid sexy physicists.

  • this freaking grill is so lame.

    Peace.

  • You should put garlic out there they hate garlic.

    Haha just kidding they fucking love it but you should do it anyway because pigeons are cool.

  • FUCK THE BIRDS! WHIP THEM TITTIES OUT!

  • 2 words Barb-wire

  • The distance between your eyebrows and your hairline is over 3 inches (2.54 centimeters); the average distance for males.

    Your charade is quite disturbing.

  • @adobo777

    Surely you mean arousing?

  • @adobo777 ur math is quite disturbing

  • When I was growing up it was magpies, but same sort of idea...

  • "Bird.... Fuck You" <3

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  • @vidaminfeeder2 sad.

  • You better get rid of them before all their dropping make you sick. Major serious shit right here

  • Are you Hikki/NEET? Just curious. I am a recovering hikki/nhk, that's how I can tell. I'm 19 and getting along, but sometimes I still get really, really angry and upset. I have SA, so dealing with my shitty retail job is hard, but the hardest part is being around other people who are "functional members of Society." It makes me so mad because they are a waste of resources and living in New Jersey and feeling like a loser makes it all that much harder. Oh well, nice videos. : ]

  • I love you so much.

  • Fucking flying rats.

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  • I had them too until summer came. Then people turned on their air conditioning in just one patio... 50º celcius literally fried the flying rats alive.

  • Even after you hairstyle changed, i am still not sure, are you a guy or a girl ? You should seriously man up and answer straight.

    Pun intended.

  • at 0:32 the pigeon is about to bitch slap a beak

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  • It's a free meal ! ^_^

  • Put a thick coating of Super Glue on that ledge.

    Wait for about a day.

    Then ignite the glue.

  • @Sefearion best idea

  • I love how /b/ is hating on this girl and she doesn't know what the FUCK is going on.

  • @TheCommunistColin Yeah she does, she knows /b/'s talking about her.

  • @TheCommunistColin

    She knows newfags are worshiping her, yeah. I guess /b/ is basically all newfags, so there is no difference.

  • she's a girl and they're not even a kid. they're 25

  • i want this guy to stick his dick inside me while jacking me off from behing

  • put baking soda and bread crumbs on the ledge. Birds eat crumbs, birds die, no more birds.

  • This dude's pretty hot.

  • i luv you Punchy the Dickgirl, you make my life the meaning and /b/ not the sickness.

  • HEY LOOK I'M RANDY TAYLOR. I'M A DUMB CUNT. I WHORE MYSELF OUT AND GET ATTENTION FROM FAGGOTS ON /b/!

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  • Sexy alien

  • y u hide dailybooth account? we find something you no want MI5 to see?

  • so is it a dude or what?

  • they're clearly fighting for you, to be your lover or protector whilst you sleep in the early morning. you should be so great full

  • DUDE, THEY FUCKING PUNCH. 

  • holy shit those are some gangstah ass birds, move while you still can.

  • Judging by the position of The Gherkin and Tower 42 outside of your window I'd say you live in Whitechapel.

    Correct?

  • Literally looks like there's a shitstorm going on outside your window every day.

  • The birds. They want your soul.

  • I work at a hospital where I get paid to kill pigeons because its a health concern. Want me to visit, UK looks fun depending on what neighbourhood youre in.

  • dude, you're in luck, I go to bed at the same time and for some fucking reason that's when the crows go up on the guttering do the sex on each other, so I keep airsoft rifles next to my bed. There is a shop at 203 Royal College ST., Camden town called wolf armouries(they also have a website), make sure you get a spring rifle and some bbs to go with it, if you can open the window, then you can shoot the fuckers, I believe that would discourage them from landing there in future.

  • What happened to the 'come into my den guyz' video?

    Aww shit, my soul. ;_;

  • throw bread crumbs at your neighbours roof before bed

  • I would seriously look around the world to find where you filmed that video.

    And I'd propose you.

    Becaus-

    Actually you know why.

    Anyways, back to searchs.

  • A little bit of engine coolant on a slice of bread and goodbye birdies.

  • Poison the ledge

    ????

    Profit 

  • In America, we have these things called "shotguns" we like to use in cases like these...

    JK, of course. In all seriousness, you can grab an airsoft gun and just take potshots at them anytime they're annoying you.

  • I work third shift. Everybody are dick neighbors in my book.

  • I know that feel, fucking birds always start squacking when I go to bed.

  • get yourself a cat

  • I hate them fuckers. They pissed me off to the point where I used bug spray as a flamethrower on them. Don't see em coming here that often now.

  • You're name doesnt happen to be Esme does it? You seem familiar to a friend I used to talk to a lot.