The Fight Club Theme / Stealing Fat by The Dust Brothers

[Screep5]

My name is Robert and I have bitch tits

[airondee]

run run run run run fat boy

better run better run better run fat boy

[MrPontifikator]

Im Jack's top comment

[datenconan]

0:00 - 0:05 xDDDD

[OiScumies]

Set it as my ringtone ^^

[brpowerful]

I am Jack's bitch-ass request for a thumbs up.

[9vdd9v1]

i moag dis!

[Littleoldmeluvsu]

His name was Stealing Fat

[TheFlimOfFlam]

umm is this a test? what is a fight club (winks)sir?

[YagamiSaint]

His name was Robert Paulson.

[atticus375]

I wonder how many of you read the book?

[kpauwelyn]

@atticus375 Is there a book?

[atticus375]

@kpauwelyn Yes. It's by Chuck Palahniuk. He is a great author. You should read is work.

[Scoonertuna]

@atticus375 I understand the book had a better ending. Is that true?

[ballrdd24]

@Scoonertuna

That's more a matter of perspective. The movie's ending was more optimistic, while the book's was more realistic and darker, with it being implied that Tyler isn't really gone.

[harshoranje]

@Scoonertuna na

[mhoodzz]

@atticus375

gona have to read the book :)

[GrillCheeseandRamen]

A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

[HopllyteAlpha]

You are not a scialy butterfly You are not speical... You are the same decaying matter as everything else... You are the All Singing All Dancing Crap of the World.... IN TYLER WE TRUST!

[YagamiSaint]

@HopllyteAlpha You are not smart...you cannot spell...you spell it special and scaly...IN TYLER WE TRUST!

[HopllyteAlpha]

@YagamiSaint If all you see before you is gramar mistakes instead of the message... sounds like you need a near-life experience and finally grow the balls to stop your mom from combing your ass hairs for ya

[naruto19216802]

its only after we lost everything that we're free to do anything.

[byMedicineman]

his name is robert paulson

[Arttuboy123]

I am Marla's pink soap.

[monkeyjoe9]

no heroes no insperations, except a home run or touch down on your tv with no true meaning or message, except thousouand of people will cheer for you cause you can run a ball to the other side of a field. no space staions no einstiesn no newton no malcom x rising from traditional ideas no movment no great war, we are the middle childrin of histroy, no place or purpose how true, people say we play sports and go to war because its tribal in our nature, and we are competative but howfucked upisthat

[IAmJacksAcount]

.....

[bjonas0725]

I am Jack's "like" button.

[xbellaxbrutalityx]

@0daftpunks0 I really dislike the homomisic annotations

[0Daftpunks0]

@xbellaxbrutalityx  ok I removed them :)

[maggieru16]

@0Daftpunks0 Wow. Thank you :D

[Teichattack]

1:01 i have this poster but it is in black and white, and its 6 feet tall

[thedevilmaycry660]

pardon my presence 2 this....

[YouImbecile]

Look at Brad Pitt's thumb when he is holding the soap bar.

[xbellaxbrutalityx]

@YouImbecile I think that's just a bad photoshop job.

[theinfinityone]

Im jack's Youtube comment

[MUSICPANIC555]

OMG ITS VINNY

[MrsFrau]

You guys know what is even better than the movie ? ...the book :D

Ya there is one and ya it was published BEFORE the film :)

I advise everybody to buy this piece of genius.

[ma0ma0ma0]

@MrsFrau the book is ok, the movie is much better. the way the book was written was unclear and sort of childish, and the movie does everything the book did but better

[AustriaDictator]

@ma0ma0ma0

lol?

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

The first rule of Fight is that you don't talk about Fight Club.

[chileng1000]

wat a fag looking at his ass

[trashhgoo]

I want to make nitroglycerice after listening that song.

[LLMAXG]

can anyone tell me the actual name of this song?

[homestarrun]

@LLMAXG It's called Stealing Fat by The Dust Brothers.

Doesn't it get you hyped up?! XD

[LLMAXG]

@homestarrun Thanx dude. hahah i just put my headfones on and run around the streets pretending i hav somewhere urgently important to be!

[BenginBerserkBoss]

Nice film if you're of the same opinion WRITE ME

[outasync44]

@BenginBerserkBoss too me, it doesn't seem that you understand the significance, genius, and overall intelligence of this great, great film. Please, stop not knowing things.

[killacom14]

It is only when you have lost everything when you are free to do anyting... WHY CAN'T HOBOS REALIZE TIS!?!?

[Shiggityshiggtyschwa]

@killacom14 The one who do realize it are the ones who become rapists and murderers :P

[CanineFaeces]

Top 5

[Abnerbeast54]

Tyler: Did you know if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice contrate you can make napalm? Jack: No I did not know that. Tyler: Oh yes. one can make all sorts of explosives using simple house hold items. I f one were so inclined.

[ikill4fun87]

this song makes me feel scitso status NO IT DOSN"T hey fuck you!

[madbombaguy13]

We have been raised by television to think we will all be millionaires, movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. And we are very, very pissed off.

[MrLilrapps89]

The younger ones of us have been raised with the internet and things like youtube to think we will all be millionaires, movie gods and rocks starts, but we won't. And fortunately or unfortunately we are too pissed about it yet....

[FunnyFishy22]

@madbombaguy13 Meanwhile, Jared Leto is a millionare, a movie god(in the eyes of many I'm sure) AND a rock star.... And that just a kick in the ass? lol

[doodleguitarist]

@madbombaguy13 You kinda fucked that quote up.

[fxhmeltdown]

Spacemonkey...u´r all, at last.....incl.me ;) D´OH

[necrOothic]

lol it's amazing to watch what an awesome movie can make in this kids heads, you just gotta take a look at the coments to understand it.

[hydromatrix]

We may not all be special, beautiful or unique but that wanting, that yearning, that desperate need to feel, belong and be accepted is what keeps blood pumping through our veins. Its what keeps our hands tightly gripped on the nooses society prepared for us and the moment we give in, let go and collapse; is the moment the floor will give way and the downward force combined with the weight from everything we've held dear will cause our necks to snap and we'll hang. defeated.

[Rodan16]

I listen to this soundtrack while working out. Its awesome

[SASNIGHTCRAWLER]

I am the decoded frequencies turned into a holographic illusion you create in the TV set you all call a brain. Is what i see in the mirror the same as what you see? Some see shit, and some eat it.

[Paperbagman555]

First rule of this video, don't talk about this video.

[LetTheGoodTimesTroll]

@Paperbagman555 Second rule of this video, don't talk about this video.

[CockedAndReadyToRock]

I am Jack. Fuck you :)

[dervish2173]

Funny the way he tells us to quit our jobs but he has like 7

[swionpx]

Stop trying to control everything. You are not special. You need to forget everything you know, everything you think you know.

[asaadhappy]

i am jacks comment



[asaadhappy]

@asaadhappy hi

[Subatomic1000]

@asaadhappy I am Jack's single serving reply.

[gbop14]

im 11 and i fuckin love this movie

[bonnesen1987]

Tyler life in all of us :)



[rorchach1990]

fuck redemption man, fuck damnation we are gods unwanted children, SO BE IT!!!

[corrie899]

@rorchach1990 Amen.

[gr33c]

wolfragen: awesome. almost as if it was taken from the book

[ageconquerors]

cool

[everlively]

best movie of all time "Do not, fuck with us."

[blackpydry]

first rule: you do not ask questions

second rule: you. do. not. ask. questions!

[IromaFreeman]

Wait...so Ed Norton is actually Brad Pitt? Or is it the other way around?

[JasperMuse]

@IromaFreeman It's the same person, but Brad Pitt is an 'imaginary friend'/hallucination of Ed's. He's schitzophrenic :)

[Rivalinfantry]

I am jack's disatisfied feelings for youtube

[Maltrevenius]

I am Jack's youtube comment.

[azumangadaioh100]

STOP FUCKING QUOTING THE MOVIE!

it just isn't enough that 15 people has already said the same thing as you?

and please, stop writing all the "I'm Jacks...ect" comments, it's not funny anymore. actually, it was never funny.

[Openheimmer666]

@azumangadaioh100 I am jacks grinning mockery

[azumangadaioh100]

@Openheimmer666 And I am unaffected by it

[bobknowsall]

@azumangadaioh100

Yeah, never really got any chuckles out of me either. I love how we're using the film's message to just quote stuff at each other over the internet. Great work, lads. XD

[quixote22]

@azumangadaioh100

i am Jack's lack of sense of humour.

[azumangadaioh100]

@quixote22 no, you are a fucking jerk. I hope the comment you just wrote made you feel important. Or do you just like pissing people of? The reason read the comments in the first place was to see if someone had anything to say about the movie or the song, not so I can see 10 000 people writing: "I am Jack's comment, I am Jack's comment, I am Jack's lack of comments" over and over again. You actually think pretending you're not funny makes you funny? Well I've got news for you. It doesn't.

[quixote22]

@azumangadaioh100

I would reply on Youtube and wonder "what kind of comments define me as a person?"

[azumangadaioh100]

@quixote22 I see you stand unaffected by my random insults.

bravo. I now realise there's no point of telling you to go fuck yourself because that will only lead to you saying something even more stupid.

............you know what, I don't care GO FUCK YOURSELF!

That felt good.............let's se what random quotes you've got for me this time. I've got all night.......or day........depends on where you live

[MrPhatJared]

I Am Jack's Love For Fight Club.

[geraldbret]

@MrPhatJared i am Steve's response to Jack's comment.

[Artingence]

You're not your job. Not your bank account.

[ey3g0tcha]

If you are what you eat, what are you when you're eaten?

[VictimDead]

this sounds so nine inch nails. hmm

[debster680]

I haven't been fu**ed like that since gradeschool.

<3, Marla Singer

[LionShark13]

First rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about fight club. Third rule of Fight Club if someone says "Stop," taps out, or goes limp, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth, and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you HAVE to fight.

[xridethelightningx]

now ... why would anyone possibly confuse this comment with the next one?

[mccalobclevenger]

Gasoline, chlorine and rubbing alcohol. But once you mix and shake..run reallly fast!

[Stitchman3875]

You are not your job, you are not the money in your bank, you are not the car you drive, you are not the contents in your wallet, you're not your fucking khakis. You are the all singing all dancing crap of the world.

[TheWolfRagen]

you are not your computer.

you are not the keyboard you type with,

or the mouse you click on.

you are not the screen you blankly stare at as you read these words,

or the responces you type to them.

we are the all commenting, all internet surfing crap of the world...

[heroin4joy]

@TheWolfRagen excelent 

[mrrobotrain]

@TheWolfRagen far out... very good... *responses* is how it's spelled though

you are not your fucking khakis btw ahhaha

[TheWolfRagen]

@mrrobotrain we are far from a perfect world my fellow maggot. there are gonna be misspellings

[mrrobotrain]

@TheWolfRagen you've got that right you Space Monkey

[vuk030]

@TheWolfRagen bravo!

[steadyspagehti]

@TheWolfRagen thats good, lol

[southsydney]

@TheWolfRagen ofcourse not. im something much less...

[AustriaDictator]

@TheWolfRagen

i dont give you thumbs up, because you have already 300. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

[TheWolfRagen]

@AustriaDictator i dont even know how that happpened O_o

[danielinsporto]

@TheWolfRagen im using a track pad.

[JustListen000]

@TheWolfRagen word

[SpartanLegion1]

@TheWolfRagen Way to not be able to spell "responses".......

[TheWolfRagen]

@SpartanLegion1 its called dyslexia ¬¬

[SpartanLegion1]

@TheWolfRagen If that's the case. I'm sorry, if you're just saying that..well. Read the first reply lol.

[TheWolfRagen]

@SpartanLegion1 think nothing of it :)

[dnabg]

@TheWolfRagen truly a nice one :D

[666Inventorofevil666]

@TheWolfRagen You're nothing

[TheWolfRagen]

@666Inventorofevil666 and damn proud

[666Inventorofevil666]

@TheWolfRagen listen tyler

[bhanughanu]

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we

can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man.

No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our

Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.---dunno why but i relate to this in a way i cannot explain

[TheLemonGrenade]

@bhanughanu Because, it IS highly possible for movies to tell a little truth now and then.

[shadowofcalistis]

@bhanughanu Because you feel like most people are in a trance with petty consumerism and stimulation seeking psychopathy.

[Kieranmusic89]

Did you know that if you mix equal parts

of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice

concentrate, you can make napalm?

[bekjanov1]

@Kieranmusic89 no i didnt, is that true?lol

[stoopidusernamething]

@Kieranmusic89 no i didnt

[SpiderMonkeyA69]

@Kieranmusic89  That doesn't actually work, the screen writers originally had a real recipe tyler was going to say but changed it due to concerns about public safety.

But you can mix equal parts gasoline with diet coke to make it, or gasoline with kitty litter and this will make a napalm equivalent believe it or not.

[calzaah]

@SpiderMonkeyA69 In the book it says that this is one of the ways to make napalm or nitroglycerin, one of them. it's probably not a good form a napalm but it would still work to an extent

[Phalss21]

i will never look at soaps the same way again.

[JimRival]

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

[hollywood32577]

en tyler confiamos

[Boergolyo]

fuckin A+

[joselgr]

i'm Jill's nipples

[Lawnmowerize]

faces like hindu cows

[robbajamez]

I am Bobs bitch tits

[kurono1999]

im jack's smirking revenge

[Diopally]

First rule of project mayhem is you do not ask question!

[misu200692]

this movie makes soap from your fat :))) ha ha ha ha

[SinoIrishAussie]

Slide.

[a7xbigfan9]

Reminds me industrial metal

[Blodpuddingsuger]

If this is your first day at Youtube, you have to comment.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

This is your life, and it's ending one second at a time.

[selvmordspilot]

burgers?

[selvmordspilot]

i wanted to breathe smoke

[Arturogf]

I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise...

[Diopally]

First rule of Youtube is you do not talk about Youtube.

[monkeybrane0]

i am jack's youtube comment

[skiballer23]

you are not your parent's ideal child

[PixiesFanatic]

Cool.

[xoni20]

e just had a near liffe experience

[jnkobilob]

I'm so close to death and all I wanna do is get laid.

[Inquendi]

Self improvement is masturbation.

[tob1203]

you are not your fucking youtube comment

[Revbone450]

you are not your useless reply

[Brolytheultimate8]

@Revbone450

And you are not you're odd desire to reply to something pointless, which in turn, makes you're own comment pointless.

[supermariojones]

his name was Robert Paulson

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

reminds me of a PS1 video game's loading screen

[RYANL22]

This is the only thing that wakes me up in the morning.

[JokerStars21]

@RYANL22 Amazing comment... i feel ya

[lerfish]

Fuck Martha Stewart

[TheRexRuudy]

Slide

[ShiroNodrog]

Fuckin aye every comment on the first page were quotes. I take it you guys liked the movie

[bzickefoose]

sticking a feather up your but does not make you a chicken

[that70sguy2000]

"This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits."

[Perculsion]

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

[bamdepp]

I Am Jack's cold sweat.

[perciusmandate]

"I want to put a bullet in the head of every Panda that won't screw to save it's own species..."

[HawaiianPrint0taku]

In Tyler we trust.

[SpartanM621]

"Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Bodies burned, water seeped through the wooden ashes to create Lye. Tyler puts on a pair of safety glasses then holds up a bottle of Lye. This is Lye. The crucial ingredient when someone wants to make soap. Once it mixed with the melted fat of the bodies, a thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. May I see your hand please?