Dilbert - The Name

[dragonsder]

Great cartoon.  But odd voice overs

[richarddonstacy]

wibsters?!?!?!

[TheOFFICIALdaan]

why the fuck is there a loads of ads all the way through it?!

[TheOFFICIALdaan]

Such a quality show i love it



[sharperguy]

This video won't play for me. Just sits on 0:00 without loading or anything.

[gemmathetrees]

this needs to come to the uk love the comics to

[poortom999]

uhhhggggggg...i hate those stupid crackle commercials.

[Blode4]

Dear GOD, I always thought that black spot was Dogbert's mouth, not his nose!

[128thMic]

@thadreazie Are you kidding me? Dilbert's company flip-flopped all the time, from going into law so they can sue people for patent infractions, to developing technology that gave Asok a goat's head. They're Enginerrs, but it's never been specified Engineers of what.

[thadreazie]

@128thMic Dilbert is a software engineer regardless of whatever his pointy-haired boss is into. When Dilbert is in the shower, he designs logic circuits in his head; it's clear to me what he went to school / got a degree for. Then again, I only know that because I read it in Dilbert comics so it's probably an argument without merit

[askmiller]

@thadreazie you know, it's obvious when you find someone who does not understand this show at all. It is full of satire (if you even know what that means) and basically makes fun of life at work. I'm guessing you don't get most of the jokes made throughout the series?

[rockhellien]

fucking jesus this video just keeps messing up.

[TheEverythingMan62]

IT'S NOT WORKING!

[warwco99]

An error occurred. Please try again later.

[HKM2091]

@warwco99

Refresh the page one or two times, and it'll work then

[crazyfilmsbyme]

Oh no, not the dance O.o

[3Life3]

Anyone else notice that loud howard sounds louder AFTER they've told him to quiet down?

[EmperorHeresy]

The part where they were consulting Dogbert is kind of interesting for me. I'm seeing other students at my college in these respective business type programs and they all seem to match up with the personalities displayed here.

[sirapylil]

Reminds me of the way they came up with the name 'apple'.

[Vonzaku]

So...not even my adblock can protect me.

[dan1088352]

@Vonzaku Its protecting me.

[harliette]

98000?

[GameMusicCompilation]

i hear lots of talking and the odd predictable one liner.

i love the dull voice and boring characters.

[horatio50000]

why don't any of your videos work?

[21stgear]

what's the point of showing the same ad over and over? wouldn't Youtube make more money from multiple Ads? besides I would like a bit of Variety when I am waiting for Gilbert to resume

[derekistheman12]

this advertisment shits gotta stop

[showbizpizzablog]

@derekistheman12 Listen, The ads pay for YouTube. So with their ads, you wouldn't have your YouTube. So knock it off.

[irishfinger]

@showbizpizzablog Listen, before Youtube was purchased from it's creator, it had no ads. It was the idiots in Google's Marketing segments who decided that they should advertise to increase profits. And don't give me the "Youtube wouldn't have server space" Bullcrap either! Because when youtube was just gaining in popularity (before Google's acquisition) they were already making LOADS in donations. They would have been able to keep upgrading their servers and living comfortably for ever.

[RainbowManification]

@irishfinger Youtube doesn't need ads. Googles virtually infinite server space makes the limited bandwidth argument invalid. Google is making a ton of ad revenue from YouTube.

[irishfinger]

@RainbowManification ......... That was most of my argument...

[RainbowManification]

@irishfinger I know, I was agreeing with you.

[irishfinger]

@RainbowManification I can't detect tone of voice through text, sorry 'bout bein confused on that bit.

[TGjordo4]

lol at 8:00 he says there can only be 2 things and he uses 3 fingers XD

[SuperKendall83]

Form 00:06 To 00:21 I Thought Something Was Up With The Sound' Or My Speakers....lol

[csbattlebot]

at 2001 degrees you would be cooked to the bone in a micro second.

[jeffro282]

@csbattlebot I also don't think liquid water can be produced at 2001 degrees

[flagman57]

@jeffro282 Oh contraire my friend. Super condensed hydrogen on Jupiter forms a sea of liquid hydrogen in excess of 15000 degrees Kelvin.

[fringeelements]

@jeffro282 it probably just went to the max in an attempt to get to 2001 degrees

[Maztermilez]

funny

[MadMag333]

ive always seen dilbert as the grownup version of doug funny

[zino1500]

IN YO FAIYSE MATH BOI!

[dimmddr1]

Nice Cel shading for the intro.

[Bassbait]

I've probably said this before, but 2001 reference = best thing ever. For a nerdy movie, nerd culture seems to ignore it a lot!

[TyphlosionIsMe]

#wow #whoa

[thatPUNKdude]

The Office...before The Office.

[RainbowManification]

@thatPUNKdude except The Office has a different style

[Mr420rush]

@thatPUNKdude The office before the office before the u.s office

[BoBsPfhorever77]

Brian Griffin, FUCK YOU, YOU LIBERAL ATHEIST!! As of Dogbert, you're better than Brian!

[tep2005]

14:11 Dogbert is absolutely hilarious here. If my company hires him to lead meetings, I'd look forward to meetings everyday.

[Rollersteaam]

For people who say adverts ruin everything, how about paying for videos then?

Exactly, that's what I thought.

[CoolMaster224]

remember this from when i was 3

[wikiwikiwias000]

I wanna slap the girl with the triangle head! pissed me off!

[Merc261]

This show had one of the coolest intros.

[stooperduck]

@SkurtHevans @colenbrak imgur(dot)com(slash)tCp90(dot)­gif

[WormYourHonor64]

Thank you, Crackle.

[jono8198]

Acorn is a terrible name

[rottonscotty]

Adverts are ruining everything

[summershapeup]

"i will not turn into the chicken man" lol

[CartoonDiss01]

this episode is so funny i watched this like 5 times today

[DavosMoon]

Any one notice how the description ruins the episode?

[WeaponX1986]

Such a good show! Thank you youtube.

[areckelh1]

Yeah, Dogbert = way fucking cooler than Brian.

[ElemixZero]

Uhh.., Dilbert we need to talk.

[poryon2]

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

[Armageddan]

I'd feel more inclined to watch this on the legit channel if it actually worked.

[MorfGworfmim]

mmmmmmmmm naked dilbert :3



[phaloxxx]

lol wow long ass commercials today...yesterdays were like 3 seconds, now 30...lol..wdf

[PaperbackWizard]

You know, they need more episodes with Bob the Dinosaur.

[phaetegon4]

I never understood why his tie was always flipped up?

[1059232]

0:01

[ForthConductor]

wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #italiano

[Ikarus568]

Damn it brings back such memories :')

[ZeldaMajorasMaskEX]

i like his erection tie

[dableeper]

i miss this show

[s900203]

Goddamn you Crackle and goddamn you Google for letting Crackle meddle with Youtube.

[mo2danny]

man the opening bit brings back memories

[jrhfkshkfhi]

the shower idea was good but he should set it so you have to say a pre selected word before the number to keep that from happening

[Goldfish176]

I love that little white ball that looks like a minny puppy with those little cute glasses, LOL

[TheShutterbugxx]

this is great

[llovemyllife]

comercials..?

[andreihrusca]

@llovemyllife If you're using fierfox go look for the addon "adblock plus" its a free program and you'll never see another commercial again... also no more internet ads ever!

[harliette]

Dilbert Dilbert not limiting the degrees of the voice activatd shower!

[Geistxxxx]

no soumd lol

[vmelkon]

Thanks Crackle. Smootch!

[yumcakes1]

wwhy shrek is piss

[jonlscott]

WHY THE HELLW OULD WE WATCH ADDS WHEN THE EXAT SAME EPISODES R ON DILBERT CARTOONZ CHANNEL, FUCK U GOOGLE AND CRACKLE

[TheMikewill]

I sweat to darwin if I see one more ad for the visitors I will kill a crackle employee

[Pooky1991]

I miss shows like this):

[BBYoungLady]

rofl 3:59 hahaha

[chimpantimmy]

Fuck I love this show.........I wanna have Dogbert's babies

[DarthMeaner]

*sigh* Why are the commercials always about things nobody cares about?

[EmporerAaron]

@DarthMeaner i agree, i dont want this commercial everytime its break time, the commercials get oldd the more u watch them

[WingZero75]

fuck you and your greedy ass's

Collect my info? FUCK YOU. I hope your families and all your friends die a horrible death. Then let see how your fucking money helps you pricks then

[starscreem65]

His head is shaped like a potato. His butt is shaped like 2 potatoes.

[chaledos1]

wierdest butt ever on cartoons

[xXxWTFBRO1000xXx]

what the shit

[lilangel646]

Oh my GAWK!

[johncisney15]

Johnny Depp looks better as a pirate.

[chaledos1]

@johncisney15 i dont get it. was johnny depp in this

[johncisney15]

@chaledos1 Johnny Depp was in the commercial before the vid advertising a new movie with him starring in it.

[balderdashsir]

Animation error: Loud Howard's tie goes from blue, to green, back to blue again. Starting about 13:10

[alanshanelewis]

you know how many hours at work i spent watching dilbert episodes instead of actually working

[TheGameJerk]

@alanshanelewis I'd have to guess.....hmm.....9?

[BiGTiMeNeRD007]

@alanshanelewis Sounds like Wally's rubbing off on ya :)

[Mario78718]

@alanshanelewis Not enough!

[IrishBagel07]

WTF WHY IS THERE AN ADVERT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VIDEO!

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT KELLOGS!

[FAUXLAVEAU]

@IrishBagel07 : At least you didn't get the Orbitz commercial.

[IrishBagel07]

@FAUXLAVEAU orbitz?

actually dont tell me, i dont want to tempt fate

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

at 11:00, were they actually using real words, or made up words to fuck with him?

[phastinemoon]

@ScrewLimbBizkit They were made up. That's the joke -- he knows they're making them up, as per the 'Your scrabble mindgames will NOT work on me' line.

[kraayzkiid7]

THIS REMINDS ME WHEN CARTOON WAS WORTH WATCHING NOW IT'S CRAP.

[blackstonewielder19]

9:35 billy west!

[N2B814]

This. brings. back. memories. *I'm seventeen btw*

[newguy33X]

Haha. In Canada the commercials are literally 2 seconds each...just the banner logo of a tv station.

[YungFreckle]

@newguy33X you lucky canuck

[newguy33X]

@YungFreckle I spoke too soon. It's kind of random now whether I get the 2 second logo or some full commercial :P Maybe Crackle heard me.

[sebbster2000]

Dogbert is the predecessor of Brian Griffin

[AQworldsVideos]

@sebbster2000 And this show pretty much gave the idea of someone saying something and completely going off into a different scene.

[N2B814]

@sebbster2000 LOL!!

[masterman9999]

@sebbster2000 no dogbert is actually funny brian is a douchebag

[sebbster2000]

@masterman9999 that's not the point I'm making

[moorsalin3]

@sebbster2000 i dont see how brian griffin can compare to dogbert

brain is a douchebag

dogbert gets stuff done

[colenbrak]

@sebbster2000 except dogbert isn't a liberal douchebag

[SkurtHevans]

@colenbrak Being a liberal douchebag is better than being an uneducated conservative turd sandwich.

[colenbrak]

@SkurtHevans typical liberal douchebag comment.

[SkurtHevans]

@colenbrak Ha. Dogbert is described as a megalomaniac intent on conquering the world and here is a conservative on Youtube praising him. Nothing about that surprises me.

[colenbrak]

@SkurtHevans im a liberal. there is a difference between being a liberal and being a liberal douchebag who thrusts their opinions upon others and shuns those who disagrees with them.

[huskyemma]

@colenbrak yeah, that's fascism :)

[TheMonkeybutler20]

@colenbrak are you bagging on the liberal's man

NOT COOL

[colenbrak]

@TheMonkeybutler20 no, but i don't like how seth macfarlane replaces making actually funny material with his politcal bullshit

[TheMonkeybutler20]

@colenbrak you are forgiven.

[Bagofants]

@sebbster2000 Dogbert is like Brian Griffin and Stewie rolled into one.

[Pokemonpowerman]

If it weren't for Scott Adams, I wouldn't have a sense of humor

[Domodeath]

To bad it shows a false thoery at the beganing

[JesusxXxLovesxXxYou]

you know whats worse than being forced to watch youtube commercials so I can watch Dilbert? Really pixelated youtube commercials >_>

[MortyRichards]

Hey, I'm going to watch full episodes in high quality on Youtube, then complain about the advertising I consent to seeing by watching. I will then go to state that Youtube was better before the commercialisation, ignoring the fact that it was impossible to find full Dilbert episodes at that time. I will now get 20k thumbs up.

[Ludiologist]

These commercials blow ass.

[sgdilbert89]

dogberttttttt

[zerofighter87]

man i've missed watching this show

[SuperMrCRAZYMAN]

it wasnt somthing somthing oddessy it was 2001 space ye aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

on the plus side you look very clean

[SuperMrCRAZYMAN]

man thats so funny I wish they didnt cancel the show

[WELSHPHANT0M]

Extremely underated show.

[MrLunitunz]

They should bring this back.

The short cartoons are alright but they are too short and don't have the original voice cast.

[tommypdunn]

you people with the comercials are complete dousche nozzles 

[dontcallmedert]

8675309

[dontcallmedert]

9675309

[CheshireShade]

There is a slight issue with that design.

In he hypothetical, what if you are singing in the shower and the song involved numbers?

[usc90Productions]

@CheshireShade Imagine the fun with the song "7734"

[farkdanarc]

i want to punch that old lady in the face....such an annoying char!

[delarosa200]

0:01

[Jaxis1337]

lol dogbert is a jerk

[vmelkon]

@Jaxis1337 How about 6000 SUX. It's a car name.

[RonaldoSoccerPwnz]

these cartoons were awesome, theyre like the first family guy

[MrPopman774]

fucking dog is so rude to good ole dil

[MrPopman774]

omfg love dilbert XD

[supercooled]

Thanks Sony and Crackle for bringing us free videos with commercials just like the 80s! Now I can run to the fridge and get snacks just like when I was a kid!

[TheDarthZ]

" I also said women like men, shaped like potatos... Can you find a pattern here?"

that line was so funny

[smailsnail]

Am I the only person that's not seeing these ads?

[average220]

@smailsnail advertisers know your broke

[jamesaellis]

@smailsnail no me too

[haterblocker28]

@smailsnail IF YOU WANNA SKIP EM PRESS F5

[smailsnail]

@haterblocker28 I don't fucking see them anyway, moron. Read before you reply.

[bct4179]

this show whent off air for the dummest reason nobody watched the channel it was on

[Bulldozer968]

Does anyone know how to spell the words used by Dogbert at 10:58 and 11:10 (or better, what they mean)? Something like "nusuardic" and "modipulous"... I tried looking these up (with many different spellings) along with Dilmom's word at 11:00 and only found her word, "pultaceous," meaning pulp-like.

[C0D3N3UR021]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool the office chaos scene was hilarious. the bullets were shot directly in front of Dilbert as he walked and when he walked into the bathroom arrows and bullets shot the door. looooooool

[Tzelemel]

I don't mind the adverts but they do seem to be placed in rather awkward positions. Why not have them all in the middle of the video?

[sikofu2]

@Tzelemel they have them at the normal commercial breaks for the show.

[Tzelemel]

@sikofu2 Really? That's weird. On UK commercial stations, the adverts tend to be before it starts (this includes the title screen), after it finishes (including the credits) and somewhere in the middle.

[rkr18]

man i love dilbert. "in your face math boy!"

[man11withaplan]

"In your face math BOY"!

[Traitorfish]

I can't help but feel that repeatedly subjecting to me an ad for a product which is not actually available in my country is a waste of *everyone's* time.

[doorknob585]

I do not know if pressing F5 will stop the ads, but I do know that if you download Firefox, you can get an add-on for it called AdBlock Plus. It stops the ads from loading in these Dilbert episodes