Karkat HATES Facebook

[ShinobiPwn]

Thii2 ii2 2o fuckiing true. <<

/coughs

This is so fucking true.

[XxElectrocorexX]

So many friends to show this to.

[horserax]

LOL!!!! XD marry cristmas, happynew year go fuck yourself! XD i love that line! LOL!!!!!!! XD

[horserax]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

[kkwawa1311]

status: im breathing

- second later-

status: im still breathing

Karkat: COME ON!

status: im STILL breathhvih:njm zsihlbcvshbfvbz bbkfsbksf.k

[narutofan0003]

my headcanon voice for Karkat. 0u0

[RunningEcho]

XD this completely made my day

[misfit750]

I'm going to get yelled at for this, but someone please explain to me who all these people with the horns and black hair are. It seems interesting. ;a;

[TheBrokenTeeth]

@misfit750 It's from a webcomic called Homestuck. Look up MSPaintAdventures on Google :3

[misfit750]

@TheBrokenTeeth Thankies! ^-^

[AzureFirework]

..., Fuck, I love you xD!

[Axelgirl108]

'oh, i left the house today~' xD

[KeroroFan123]

hey karkat why dont i post something on your wall?

LOL

see what I did there? joke CB

[Karkaterina]

...

This is my direct opinion of Facebook~

[pennstate0411]

this is Ltmkilla...

[Cheyanne958]

This is my savior.

[TaterTotEater]

I loved this XD

[w1ls0on]

Tavros: That means it's an,uhh, joke!

Karkat: No that means it's fuckin stupid!!!!!!

Tavros: DX

[LeoLeonardotheThird1]

@w1ls0on YOU DIDN'T DO IT IN FULL CAPS, DUMBFUCK. JESUS CHRIST, IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO ME, AT LEAST HAVE CAPS.

[SebManifesto]

I shared this one Facebook c:

[MissiCupcake553]

"'Oh, it snowed today!'

NO SHIT IT SNOWED TODAY."

Best part. XD

[KiLL3RxXM16]

 sounds like Micheal from achivment hunter XD

[SGTkitty27]

this is quality shit right herrr

[xFallingMoonx]

I actually listened to the whole thing...:I

[UnholyImport]

Ltmkilla is actually the one who said this. The uploader converted ltmkilla's video " i HATE facebook!" into a sound file and putted it in with his animations. Give credit to ltmkilla please dude, your stealing his voice.

[VincentRinehart]

aaaahahaha karkat <3

[maddog100ish]

*****!!! facebook

[kitten34561]

this made my day

[DuskForte]

Okay. Wow. Never expected Homestuck to be like this. And here I thought I would hate it.

[secretunicorn117]

My headcanon senses are tingling..

<3 <3 <3

[pawnscrusher]

What he is leaving his house? Is that guy homeless? Lol

[VocaOtaku]

Karkat : YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR FUCKING STATUS FOR LIKE EVRY FUCKING HOUR THREE TIMES A DAY

Me : every hour . three times a day :/

..... what

[XMonsterunderthebedX]

Me: Karkat, calm, calm down. it's okay-

Karkat: FUCK MAN!!

Me:*slaps Karkat in the face* CALM YOUR DAMN SELF BOY! I THOUGHT YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT YOU TO CONTROL YOUR ANGER ISSUES!!

oh god...i have it now...it's not Anger issues...it's THE KARKAT DISEASE!!!!

[Mikaykay7800]

Marry me!!! 

[Delexia07]

*thinking of my friend vanessa* ewe this is SO her

[michealman08]

Tavros: Oh I left the house today!

Karkat: HOLY SHIT TIME TO GO FUCKING COMMENT ON EVERYBODY'S FACEBOOK STATUS!

best.part.ever.

[PandaBearInASuit]

Karkat hates everything, not just facebook.

[ReinaTheBulbasaur321]

EQUIUS FROM NEW JERSEY?

O-O ALL OF MY WANT

[Mayasune1]

well i love you too karkat >w<

[kittyandstars777]

HOLY SHIT I LEFT THE HOUSE TODAY

[Jvizzlezz]

@kittyandstars777 GOOD FUCKING GOD I JUST TOOK THE LARGEST FUCKING SHIT IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMN WORLD. WHAT A FUCKASS DAY TO BE ON TWITTER.

[rotom9199]

when i shod my friend home stuck, she liked kk. she also loves face book. wonder how she would reack. also, lol kk FLIPPING LOL!

[CrimsonWingVF103]

!THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY¡

[wizard1013258]

kk would totally say that

[jaylalps]

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[Spycocogirl]

This just went on my facebook, with an lol :3

[GaarasxSandxCookie]

Put this on facebook.

[killerkirbydude]

My friend only posts status updates through the medium of song lyrics.

[Emmystorm12]

Ha!!!!! Lol!!

[watermelonkittykat88]

That's why I have a Tumblr ;)

[AnarchyandHedonism]

I would love to see this redone with those sprawling hateful analogies Karkat uses; "ITS THIS GODDAMN FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY WHERE FUCKING WRIGGLERS GO TO GET AWAY FROM THEIR THINKPANS AND PROCEDE TO COMPETE IN A DICK-OFF TO SEE WHO CAN BE THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING"

[TheWarnerSister]

@AnarchyandHedonism "Sprawling hateful analogies" is pretty much a perfect description of the way he talks. XD

[Elixre18]

i like how Gamzee was the asshole who uses Facebook Cx

[illuminatingcolour]

The real life Karkat.

[xPlasticBeachx]

This has made my day. XD

[KunoichiKazuko]

*dun have facebook, is not dead to karkat*

[PenguinsVSLemurs222]

Equius, is now from New Jersey.

[madmike1]

is this rage quit? XD

[NelsonsCannon]

Whoever made this rant is legendary, its just so epic and true.

[brotatoechip1]

THIS IS MICHEL FROM ROOSTER TEETH

[Ruririn02]

This reminds me of whenever I hear kids in middle and high school going "OH I should get a Facebook!!!" in my mind I just go why, WHY? What do kids need Facebook for? Adults barely need it, why do a bunch teenagers need it? Facebook should have stuck to being college students only, then there wouldn't be stupid people spamming useless stuff on it.

[itachi91692]

i completely agree i never use Facebook or MySpace because i see no point in having more than 10 friends that i will most likely never in a million years ever see in person or ever even meet. i mean how does one have more that a hundred friends and talk to them all. friends are supposed to be people that you truly know, care and like. its impossible to truly know and like more than a hundred people that you never have actually met. plus your "friends" could be lying to you about who they are.

[SpazzyAsian]

I love this guy. <3

[EvilToastify]

He should've ranted how people post that they're about to go take showers on their facebook statuses.... that would have been freaking hilarious

[TrollxHorns]

Im a Cancer like Karkat :3

[TrollxHorns]

0:36 Gamzee Makara: ThAtS wHaT sHe SaId :o)

[ToxicDarkness24]

FUCKING FACEBOOK SHOULD BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THIS SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A SPHERICAL OBJECT CALLED A PLANET! WHAT THE HELL ZUCKERBERG!

[TheEpicJoanna]

you're like so FUCKING right. FACEBOOK SAID THAT I AM A SPAMMER. I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT.

[Malese2]

Karkat...why are you so right.

[xIvan321]

I hate Facebook and I'm a Cancer.

[KittenFunnyBuzz]

merry christmas, happy new year, go fuck yourself. :')

[hemophiliacspacedog]

headcanon karkat voice now and forever.

[sasosasusai]

/dying*

[Thunderwolfish]

Thats alooot of fucks dude

[mrlindan]

ITS FUCKIN MIKE "RAGE QUIT" JONES FROM ACHEIVEMENT HUNTER!!!!!!!!

[ILovePenguins442]

I have the same opinions about Facebook like Karkat has :'D Except on Facebook I ain't retarded xD

[shikomey]

How'd you get the auio off it?

[nataku7]

Michael Jones hates facebook*

[Dubsteplova96]

Thumbs up if you have facebook in a different tab

[morgsy010]

@Dubsteplova96 youre a retard for liking facebook

[shadowy15]

@Dubsteplova96 Oh God I do.

[datkid56]

@Dubsteplova96 I thumbs Down because I don't use Facebook.

[Dubsteplova96]

@datkid56 What you use Google+?

[datkid56]

@Dubsteplova96 What's google+?

[Dubsteplova96]

@Dubsteplova96 Basically Facebook by Google but more watered down.

[Phuru1]

FU*K YOU FACEBOOK!!! jkjk

[SebastianKuro2278]

69 on his shirt?



[shadowsgirl4vr]

@SebastianKuro2278 No no dear, as funny as taht sounds, it's the horoscope symbol for I think maybe Cancer...I could be wrong but it's a horoscope symbol

[SebastianKuro2278]

@shadowsgirl4vr Okay, thanks for clearing that up :)

[SebastianKuro2278]

@shadowsgirl4vr And i think it's pices. or however you spell it...

[MunkyNormal]

@SebastianKuro2278 It's Cancer.

[Erinesewolf]

I lost count of all the cuss words before the first minute was up. The video was just amazing though. . .

[SillySeaturtle]

I would so share this on facebook if it wasnt for my mom....

[Brighttalon27]

@SillySeaturtle same here!!!!!

[rainbowunicorn12]

I want his shirt. XD

[SchoolSucksMedia]

You see. This is why I don't have a facebook.

[AG4Bsmearnoff]

Coming from the non stop pester chum memo paster

[emootaku7363]

I HAVE to add him!

[skitty1234567891]

Someone's on his period xD

[elendraug]

I cannot fucking breathe

[SUPOJosh]

this is something karkat would actually make a video about

[OmnomZombiesRawr]

True true xD

[secretunicorn117]

4:07 I love how John said lol.

<3 Anyways, I love this way more than I should, I practically have it memorized.

[imsostupidyay]

I feel the exact same way about youtube.

[CyberD3ath]

Best ever

[youman6715]

3:17-is it funny if I had the 'snow' thing on?

[hemophiliacspacedog]

HEADCANON KARKAT VOICE NO ONE CAN CHANGE THIS

[Waddles62949]

0:14 Yes.

[EmoXGirloxxo]

oh this just made my day XD

[TrollingForLuIz]

FACEBOOK = CIRCLE JERKING

AND ALL OF YOU FAGGOT THAT USE TUMBLR, FUCK YOU TOO. YOU'RE WORSE.

[95DragonKnight]

my friend would love this. XD oh karkat......... how i love thee! one of the best karkat voices i've heard! 8D

[xauthz]

facebook is pointless ? no shit !

[yiellow21]

Lol Micheal

[quzzz1]

I feel when karkat gets older he would have this voice...

[Kunailover101]

u took the words out of my mouth karkat u asshole

[SakuChan18]

AHAHAHAHA OMG! XD

[coolkids3]

I want all internet rants to have pictures of Karkat to accompany them. It makes it BETTER.

[CircDeAutreLunae]

/dies of awesome overdose.

"Merry Christmas, Happy New Years, GO FUCK YOURSELF"

*truedat*

[Snopie213]

Amen TO ALL OF THAT XD Made my day lmfao

[MissMyNameIsEpic]

I feel you karkat *pats his back* LAWLZ



[theamvgirlx]

.....NEW DRINKING GAME!

Everytime he says fuck, take a shot of vodka.

[Janemetalcat798]

This... THIS...

[FretsonFireMuse]

This is why I don't have a facebook

[nonamake]

Facebook sucks xD

[AshxSquirrel]

OF COURSE KARKAT IS MICHAEL.

This became my headcannon for him a long time ago :U

[CronaxIsabel]

New jersey!!! :D

[ronieitan]

I counted almost 65 "fuck" on the video

[MrDerpbag]

@ronieitan What about the derivatives like "fucking"?

[ronieitan]

I don't agree.. fuck.

[Malese2]

I love Karkat's rage...it just makes sence.

~P.S., Karkat, its not three times a day, its every three seconds. People these days...

[SchoolSucksMedia]

This is how I feel about face book too, I want to send this too all of the face book Tards at my school.

[pokeloveriscool]

I was watching this and then my earphones fell out. I reached down to get them and my sister walked in. She heard him talk about 'lol'. My sister looked at me like I was an alien.

[Lizzilolaphobia]

When he screamed at the beginning, I made a sound I don't think is possible for human.

[Lizzilolaphobia]

@Lizzilolaphobia *humans

[RetroLuv04]

<3 :D 

[SpasmodicCosplay]

I love this. So much.

[Juliet365]

c: ... love this fucking video <3

[MrDerpbag]

Just wait until he finds out about the ticker :o

[schadenfrued]

sounds like Michael from Rage Quit.

[TheFenianWarrior]

Dude, u da man!

[LMRecords94]

soooooooooooo....... no 4:32?

[ollielegend14]

i need his 69 shirt XD

[Shiggityshiggtyschwa]

@ollielegend14 its the symbol for the zodiac sign of cancer, not the number 69, fuckass

[Modishkitty]

@Shiggityshiggtyschwa You wanna chill the fuck out?

[Modishkitty]

@Shiggityshiggtyschwa oh wait wait, nevermind. Lol derp. 

[Gaarachee]

@Modishkitty LOL, I was thinking the same thing before it clicked. the non-caps threw me off.

[KillerofHate]

i now have a new head canon voice :D

[Corpsecraft]

This is exactly what Karkat should sound like.

[lexiecami]

lol

[karufox]

*posts this on facebook*

[MusicHetalia1]

@karufox XD I did too!!!

[OngallaWolf]

@karufox Too late. X3

[OmnomZombiesRawr]

@karufox tha'st exactly what i did xDDDDD

[SlothmanJr]

So fucking true.

[1Ravenwing1]

God I can't believe I just sat here and watched that whole thing.

Bravo.

[VampKN]

this is my canon voice for karkat

[stabymcstab5]

@VampKN Wait, it isn't?

[Canamochi]

It rained today...

[Pyrotechnically]

This is just how I imagined his voice to be... XD

I had to pause the video like 20 times because I was laughing.

[BengieAM]

This is now my Karkat head canon now. Totally.

[DJvolli]

I have no comment... Lol

[shaz12hedgehog]

I just blew up and spread my guts across the room :D

[ShizakuIzaiyoi]

@shaz12hedgehog delicious

[SShichiroukun]

It's obvious Karkat wants to share kismesistude with Facebook.

[ThisLittleSnowflake]

0:13 - 0:17

I think that made me piss myself a bit.

I couldnt stop laughing.

[Mossstar8]

See, Karkat makes me proud to be a Cancer.

[ragnarokmaker]

sounds like roosterteeth's rage quit guy

[superhinalola]

@ragnarokmaker it is....

[gwarfan1point5]

whats facebook?

[StropewafelBWC]

brb fapping

[ThisLittleSnowflake]

I live in Virginia... OTL

LMAO

[cadyomg69]

this made me laugh so hard.

[CraziiLoverr1]

He loves Facebook