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  • Saw the link on the new emerald parley. The sad part is, this video is an incredibly accurate description of the available jobbing pool. Although playing for free on dub oceans is a pretty good way to go as there is a higher population/player density there.

  • After all this time, I still love this video.

  • lol I remember playing this game a lot. Then I quit and I tried to go back briefly, I'd forgotten how much those little shitheads are offended by "bad language" (I told them they were an idiot) they said they'd report me then I'm like '"fuck off scrub" - I hate the game now, lol. I cant stand all the little whiney shits that play it, even WoW has become inundated by fucking whiney 12 year olds, I just want to put a bucket over their head and kill them.

  • I can totally see where your coming from mate, especially with the jobbers coming, saying nothing then leaving, but unlike you i was playing on Sage at the time, so it took a little more time for this to happen to us, but jesus we're full of these people now, it basically every second jobber, even when you have a ship with say 50 people and you need 52 to sail, you get a jobber and say "hi please wait, we only need one more" then (most cases) HE LEAVES, or someone else leaves after 20 mins.

  • he left probs cuz ur bnav sucks dick.....

  • Hey man, These guys are just stupid fucks who like to troll, I agree with you on many of these terms. This video is very profitable for officers+ in any crew. Although I'm on the Dubloon Ocean, Sage.. I think we should talk on Puzzle Pirates. Come to my Channel and comment on it if you are interested!

  • take the dick out of yer mouth and speak english normally

  • @MickeyMacaroney Hey dickmunch He obviously is not from america and its called an accent you fucking retard :D

  • Hilarious video, but now... I think I'll go in the crows nest!

  • lol i play ypp xD

    

  • your a nerd.

  • @lbridpj You can't spell.

  • @CyberAlyMan Sorry, you're a nerd.

  • @lbridpj Yeah I am.

  • @CyberAlyMan Yeah, so fuck off.

  • @lbridpj You're the one who's hanging around where he's not wanted. I didn't hunt you down and NERDGASM all over you, you're the one bothering me.

  • @CyberAlyMan You're such a nerd, why use these retarded words on the internet? you posh twat. I'm bothering you because you play a great game when your a fucking nerd, so piss off and make some fucking irl friends.

  • @lbridpj They're not retarded, they just make you feel retarded. I think you'll find it's mostly nerds playing video games. I have plenty of IRL friends, why do you assume I don't?

  • @CyberAlyMan you look 14+ you make a video to 'complaaaaain' about pp. You dont have any friends irl because your hair is long and your a spotty fagend. You used a retarded voice in the video and your a fucktard.

  • @lbridpj Aaagh my self esteem! Take all of my money and go!

  • @CyberAlyMan that's exactly what I mean. 'Take all the money and go!' thats a fucking Puzzle Pirate sentance you sad fuck. Just gtfo and make some friends.

  • @CyberAlyMan haha, don't feed the troll. his self esteem is clearly low and he gets a thrill out of trying to bully people over the internet :)

  • @lbridpj Again, Its called an accent you fucking Retarded troll :D

  • Its called an accent Fuckface :D

  • I played this game when I was 8 or something and I got banned when I was 13 because of ban evading.. It had come to a point where I was rich, I had a tan monkey, and 7m. Then I got banned. Mmm.. -____-

  • I was cracking up at this. Wonderful.

  • i think ill go in the crows nest and play with the birds :D

  • I used to play on a subscription ocean, Midnight, but it got to the point to where it was impossible to do anything due to the lack of people on the ocean. I wish I could go back to it, but if I'm paying for a subscription, then I would like to actually be able to do stuff on the ocean I am paying for. Currently I am on Sage with a few friends but getting the stuff we had on Midnight might take a little bit.

  • I like you. I'm on a doubloon ocean simply because I feel like being cheap and not paying anything at all, but yeah I also hate how rich kids can just buy their way into a good crew with fancy clothes and houses and blahblah. I've got over 100k and to be honest I'm not sure I want to waste it on anything as I don't really play the game much any more.

  • Pillages seem to be just as hard to run now. Oh and btw, based on what you say in the first part of the video it would seam as though dubloon oceans have less noobs that subscriptions oceaons. I've been on sage for about 1 year now and I never remember there being any noobs. I trade poe for dubs all the time. its not horrificly bad.

  • THEY JUST LEAVE! You know? THEY JUST LEAVE. XD

  • FRODO BAGGINS!

  • So true. The bots tend to be more useful than the players.

  • ill join you

    im a good player ill bilge all day for you or cannon xD

    i aint a stupid litte kid

  • ill join you

    

  • lol they're still like that ...

    that's the only reason i sold my GF ..

    it's almost impossible to fill it ..

    but people get in and out like crazy .. if each one of them stays for 1-5 minutes

    then the ship would be filled

    but no .. they only stay for 10 seconds ..

    mehh .. 4 years ago i used to play and it was much better then what is it right now !

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  • Good old 2006! Dubloon servers are for noobs xD

  • Fucking NIGGERS.

  • You are a fucking wierdo

  • I signed up in 2006, it was amazing back then

  • You should be a politician. You talked for 10 minutes and said absolutely nothing.

  • I cant agree with your video more, 3 years after you uploaded this video and jobbers are still impatient as ever. I think many of them leave just because your ship isn't sailing. They leave before you can say hi to them and won't tell you why they leave even if you ask them. You need to make hearties with good jobbers to increase your chances of getting jobbers next pilly.

  • @BigOChunk Finally, somebody who actually read the upload date! I'm not surprised that things are still the same, PP is a great game but once a game starts attracting n00bs, it can never go back to how it was.

    The good players I knew all left, and no good new people were coming in because of the image the game portrayed through it's "playmobile" style characters.

  • @BigOChunk Even when I posted this video, most of my in game friends had left, if they hadn't I might've had more luck on my various pillages. People ask me if I still play, but I think I've outgrown that game and the community now, I could never go back to it.

    Thanks for commenting!

  • Keep hitting '8' and see :O

  • Personally I think your rant on the game is funny and mostly true except your opinion on subscriber and doubloon oceans. As for me I can honestly say I have never once purchased doubloons and those that do still don't compare to those who actually spend their time practicing the puzzles. In my own opinion doubloon oceans bring a lot more fun and interest to the game knowing you actually have to earn the right to be a Captain of a crew rather then just paying a monthly or yearly fee.

  • This game is for children but it has more depth than most MMO's out there. It's got an economy, jobs, houses, money and everything an actual RPG should have. The only thing it doesn't have is the ability to invade islands to take it over.

  • @ariadarabi Funny you should say that, because it actually does have that ability. It's only do-able by massive flags in huge planned assaults though, I don't think it happens much anymore because the island owners are so established.

  • @CyberAlyMan Nah, there's still lots of kades going on. atleast 1 a weekend.

  • @ariadarabi

    Yes, invading island is possible and having war with other flag is possible too. Read up on blockade in PP wiki, flags can try to defend an island they already control or attack one they don't. It's usually a pretty intense battle too cause it involves many ships from both sides. And when two flags declare war on each other, they can sink each others ships in the ocean while pillying. Ya, so it's pretty in depth for a children game, I think it should be a teen game more.

  • uh dude get a life

  • Get a haircut...

  • My name is sexy Jane!!!

  • Omg u are soooooooooooo funny. That's Just reallllllly pisses me off. Nice hand motions btw. Don't freak out about a game for 5 years olds.

  • This still entertains me after all this time.

  • dude. go outside.

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  • Your complaining about people not a game, if you dont want bad people to join your groups then get some friends to go with you, random people are random end of story.

  • haha youre so pathetic .

  • Sorry for any inconvenience... Was banned so new name is Darkmind.

  • Um... That crowsnest guy was me... Name was sexytomyboy. On sage.

  • captin?  i heard of captinmad was dat the guy?

  • Step 1: Keep hitting '1' repeatedly while the video is playing.

    Step 2: LOL

    Step 3: ???

    Step 4: Profit!

  • @gogoboy44 Haha wow! I need to remix that!

  • @CyberAlyMan You do that bro. :P

    Oh, and if you do, please incorporate "I'm gunna go in the crow's nest!" "No, I already told you, you can't go in the bloody crow's nest!"

  • Nice video.. I think it would have been even better if the first 40 seconds were shortened into 20 seconds.

  • This is actually hilarious.

  • I never leaveeeee my crew that sucks but i hate to carpent! haha

  • oi hey allymate do you possibly think you could make me a acc not to be mean but i kinda...got...hacked but yah im a guy so plz make me a acc and put it on sage thx man u rox if you send msg

  • sort your face out first

  • @tiiizer Yeh

  • o damn, I should have posted after I finished the video. You're on Cobalt I see, do you play on any of the doubloon oceans?

  • Hey just wondering what ocean are you on? You've got a good sense of humour ;), also I agree. I used to play PP back in 2004 and but I quit after a few months due to school, even though I really enjoyed the company then. JUst last year I went back to the game, and boy are there alot of trashy assholes on there. Seems the quality of players has really gone down hill

  • lookit youre all moustacheless. youre adorable

  • Hey im switching from dubloon to subscriber so do i have to subscribe to get badges?

  • @lbarcomb1 Badges don't exist on subscriber oceans I don't think. Practically though, yes, you get limited access for free, but in order to play all the mini-games all the time and become a captain and stuff like that, you'll need to subscribe.

  • what is ur name in pp?

  • puzzle pirates is gay

  • Nerdiest video ever. I like you. :P

  • What Country you from

  • Tryin' to get out o' doin' yer duties, eh? Get back to sea, ye scurvy landlubber.

  • To stop the problem of people leaving your ship?

    1. Paint everything black.

    2. Put statues from Atlantis everywhere.

    3. Put a load of decent pets to roam around.

    They'll automatically assume the pillage will be successful and won't leave :L

  • @baker4242 Haha, true true.

  • @baker4242 lol

  • Please give me 2 mins of my life back. 

  • I cant belive I play a game were people like you play..... Oh my lord... Welcome to walking advert for not playing anymore.. I will keep a screenie of you on my laptop just to remind me.. that this is the type of people that play hahah!

  • HAHAHAHAHHA You are the biggest nerd i have ever seen I remebered when i new wat the heck a flag was! Look i bet they nickname u casaper the ghost cuz ure skin is albino!

  • 1 month later, after my other comment..... UR STILL A FUKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBB!!!! :P

  • Your a noob.The only reason those jobbers left is because of yer fucked up in the head how dare you call those people noobs

    ! your the noob you fucked up person get a life.

  • Your a noob.The only reason those jobbers left is because of yer fucked up in the head get a life.

  • @MrZzZzZz321 FUKING AGREEEED!!

  • Shut up douche

  • Cool accent :)

  • lmfao @ 4:33

  • LOL u must have been bored :P

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  • im a big fan

  • lol u fuckin nerd :D

  • 9:09 u calling me an idiot u fuking noobish ASSHOLE!!!

  • I WANT MY 10 MINS BAK THAT WAS SH*T!!!!

  • dumbass

  • I'm on Virdian and i play completely free ^_^ of coarse i only have lik 45k.. Buuuutttt Oh well XD

  • LOL. I agree with all of that. People just leaving out of nowhere is fucking annoying. You do have to be 'mean' as some people call it to be a captain. People will walk all over you if ya don't. The amount of intelligent people on that game has decreased.

  • hahahaha

  • hahah your fuckgin strange man get out and strech your legs its like you dont get out of ur bedroom

  • Um...Alright im not one to talk....but you need toget out of the house moar and rape less littleboys.

  • @UnexplainedVids You're not one to talk? So you rape little boys then?

  • @CyberAlyMan only twice a day.

  • nerd!

  • you look like Messi !

  • you look like Messi

  • I know exactly what your saying. however i hate gunning

  • I know exactly what your saying.

  • /watch?v=kcKD8syFLjQ - Free new pro bot

  • I think I'll go in the crows nest :D

  • Honestly, what's the point of this video lol?

  • uhh u talked about the names and some guy that he had his name spelled captine

    so? maybe its spelled in other language?

  • u sound like stewey from family guy

  • Join again! I'll sail with you.

  • u know if ur suck of people goin in the crows nest put something in the way of it

  • lol do u still play?? cuz its kinda fun man what is the name of ur crew?

  • Lol, seeing something talk about YPP is funny. But thats a good vid. Good discussion topics etc. Cobalt is now dead.... Viridian is the place to be!

  • pause at 01:33 mofo ugly gesture xD

  • @cyberalyman go on right now and wat ocean u go on? I like ur video Rat Rat Rat Rat. That one is hilarious

  • @CyberAlyMan Can i have ur Account? I just made 2.3mil and i got banned cuz my bro Banned me... Send me the Password and Username In a message, so some other person cant have it, if i can have it.

  • @white1boy33 Nope, 1. I might use it again in future, 2. giving you those details would be a BAD idea for my privacy.

  • Hahaha honestly no one cares, puzzle pirates is not that fun of a game. NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT 12 YEAR OLD KIDS ANNOYING YOU.

  • @56poe

    Shut up mate, no one likes u!!

  • @jkimer1

    he doesnt act gay u idiot

  • lol dude ur awsome most people who use webcams or something tor record them self are all nervous and retarded but your pretty damn good AWESOME lol

  • You have not been on since December 2009! Yer crew is dead. Ye should come back on and join my flag.

  • @OutOtheDeep In consistant use of the word "Ye"? Unimpressed.

    Unfortunately, I don't play that game anymore.

  • @CyberAlyMan Accident. I say Ye in the game and I was chatting in crew chat at the same time. >.< Why don't you play anymore?

  • @ruudiluca Because I just got tired of it I guess.

  • @CyberAlyMan Shame. Anyway, the amount of people online Cobalt has totally dropped.

  • Wow, you people are so stupid. What's wrong with him stating his opinion?

  • mad people wioth your accent kinda annoy me...no offence just wierd...

  • hahah i can't understand cause i can only speak portuguese but u look gay and loser !!!

  • @TheRHOLA

    dude stfu u f@g your probs some fat kid who lives around thier windows 95 eating pies u NOOB!

  • no your 16 get off your lazy ass and get a girl ya i know 6 years who do play this game its gay so stop just go get a girl

  • @totalconsumption

    Wow another F@G just p!ss off you lozer ur probably a lonly 8 year old emo who hates life because no1 likes u

  • I still play. taintedluv on viridian! Id love you to play there and join my crew! :) youve got a cute voice haha

  • omg man ur gay .i.

  • @50poe

    dude ur just a f@ggot, hes better than u GET A LIFE U FREAKIN LOZER

  • @0ChrisMackle0 hahah chrisSPACKle wants a flame war... what a gay cunt .. ur like defending this other spack on utube ... now people r gna rip on u and shit... how about u get a life and stop logging on every 5 seconds to defend ur gay puzzle pirates boyfriend

  • @50poe

    DUDE UR ThE f@g with the puzzle pirates username '50poe', i dont even know the dude who made this vid until yesterday so gtfo you wanna be . BTW i did then comments in 1 login not every 5 sec i logged in again u poof GET A LIFE.

    Besides from that i went on ur channel and saw that u favourited a video of a ginga it was so funny, thanks for that he scares me.

  • @0ChrisMackle0 this is my utube username u spastick and ur probs a ginga in real life... so u GTFO and go suck this guys cock like u know u wanna

  • @50poe

    dude STFU im not ginga u reject!, BTW i think we have spammed this guys video enough and i for one dont want to be banned for spam, so lets settle this is PM's???? %#$@%

  • Umm... I used to play Puzzle Pirates. I agree with you on the newbs who don't know how to type or play the game. I'm thinking about re-downloading the game and go on Cobalt. If so, I might contact you. I haven't figured out a new pirate name yet so I can't really say it here.

  • how do you buy a vessle?

  • lol your funny... glad i watched this you really cheered me up with the whole crows nest thing!

  • i play puzzle priates but i am indeed on a dubloon ocean i don't let the kids with "daddy's credit card" get to me because i can kick their ass in every puzzle

    and then their like....."You got lucky....." and then run off somewhere lol...puzzle pirates is a good game, this is a good video, i enjoyed you're rambling, and that's it bye!

    5/5

  • haha he is a HAPPY guy lol but its bit funny his vessel was full off nubs :P

  • Same thoughts! You = God

  • 7:22 - 7:33 you said what we are all thinking about you...

  • as if id forgotten lol :P

  • i am on a Hunter ocean.. i dont buy no dubs with real money.. i just start off FREE and i have now a stall and sloop and SO badge from strech so that for me is nice

  • lol! i think ill go in the crows nest!

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  • lol. i'm on a dub ocean. your calling everyone on dub oceans idiots? :l i started on cobalt. don't have money to be spending on a game. so i'm on Hunter ocean now and it's a lot better. i don't buy dubs, i work for them. and my stats are better than yours. :D

  • Bit of advice, buddy....Write a script before filming.

  • bahahaha the guy who said 'ur mean' might've been me what ocean were u on