you know what i did. saved the game before talking to her and went in and nailed her and then reloaded the game went in ,did the normal talk and continued the game. lol kinda cheating. :)
Your ugly asshole character got laid while my nice guy left dissatisfied. Man what the fuck I can't get some even in video games. I need to rethink my role playing.
Uhoh, I DID meet this chick already and did the quest Citadel:Asari Consort. It says they gave me a trinket that fits the prothean ruins on the planet but when I clicked on the globe nothing happened. Was the trinket/key an actual item that could be sold? If so maybe I sold it without realizing what it was for.
Furthermore I haven't gotten it on with this chick, Liara OR Ashley. So what the fuck am I doing wrong this late in the game to not get any action? Not that it matters i'll still kill Saren without boning anyone but it's cool to unlock stuff. Ashley and Liara are being complete cock teases right now. Saying they want to fuck then refusing. Typical, I can't even get some in a video game.
Fuck this fucking shit. I'm far into the game and I never even found this chick? Where the FUCK is she? I go to the consort area and there is no one fucking there by her name. So WTF. I found the fucking orb on the planet that the trinket she gives you fits like a key but I never even found this chick. Where the hell is she in my game?
Asari usually mate via mental ways. Difficult to explain clearly, but Asari don't mate in the physical sense, although they can, if agreed to...
Asari also prefer other species to their own. They mate to share knowledge and genes amongst other species, and not themselves. Having sex with other Asaris gain nothing, hence an Asari insult, by calling children of two Asaris "Pureblood"...
Asari usually telepathically transmit genes, although, physical sex is possible, but optional amongst Asari...They value knowledge and family genes to be passed down from generation to generation......
oOojuampi80oOo and Ariashal are correct that the Asari can mate with any species of any gender. The reson this is for is due to their highly adaptive nervous system which can adjust to meet any other species nervous system. Theres little more detail other than that.
I dont get it. Why would an Alien from a different planet, from a different species have the same sex organs as a human? Not two species on our planet have the same form or same sex organs. Its a mystery.
@MerekSadow61 Its a space opera, the fuck you think? You want "illogical" in that game have a thought about why everyone speaks English when humanity is far from the most important race in the galaxy. Or maybe FTL travel.
Oh btw it is explained that the Asari doesn't have sex in the traditional sense but they merge their DNA in some other unexplained way called the union, so it's far from the most illogical thing in that game
well, since asari have belly-buttons, it is likely that they grow inside thier moms just like humans, and since they need a way out, asari need to have something similar to a vagina, at least. thats about the best explanation i can think of
@littlebluewolfie If you read my previous comments you can see that I understand how. Also, your comment is wrong. They can adapt to their partners sex organs. Effectively creating an organ that allows them to crossbreed with their partners species. Or something like that.
During melding, an asari consciously attunes her nervous system to her partner's, sending and receiving electrical impulses directly through the skin. A common phrase used before melding is "embrace eternity,"
the greatest gift of all LOL
sickslicknik21 6 days ago
anyone note what she said have something to do with both ME and ME 2 ending mission
fire2492 1 week ago
I boned her but she never gave me a fucking trinket!!!! bitch
Vengeance9513 4 months ago
@Vengeance9513 you didn't talk to that ugly alien dude who thought she would tell everyone they did stuff too.
The Trinket actually does something too.
358thorn 4 months ago
1:31 =)
FT59012 5 months ago
i love how her diaulog or how ever you spell it doesnt change
vidstaralchemist 5 months ago
Dude I did not know you could do that...damn, I would have reconsidered holding out for Tali.
Konform2zoidberg 6 months ago
Eating a fish from the presidium would be like...
S1deshowRobP5 7 months ago 3
You know what made me lol here? Your teammates standing in the back during the whole thing xD.
Mega01ism 11 months ago
the hand scene was totally taken from Titanic
nikolaslaven 1 year ago
you know what i did. saved the game before talking to her and went in and nailed her and then reloaded the game went in ,did the normal talk and continued the game. lol kinda cheating. :)
mightyburee 1 year ago
Hehe I did this with her as a girl Shepard.
and fuck off people, most male characters look like shit because It's night impossible to make good looking male Sheps with what the game gives us..
PrinceoftheTwilight 1 year ago
"i must ask you to leave, i have done everything i can for you com. shep.
"yea but im havent done everything i can to you yet X_X^^
Shetyre 1 year ago
That's gotta be the quickest and worst sex I've seen in the history of Games and Hentai. And I go on 4chan as well.
MattyCody 1 year ago
Now tell me what I need to press to have a threesome with her and Wrex.
Also look at your creepy ass face at 1:24
LOL
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TheEvilPadawan 1 year ago
Your ugly asshole character got laid while my nice guy left dissatisfied. Man what the fuck I can't get some even in video games. I need to rethink my role playing.
TheEvilPadawan 1 year ago
Sha'ira : "here, take this"
Shepard: "what is it?"
Sha'ira: "I have no idea, i can't get it to work, piece of shit, you throw it away."
Shepard: "uhh... thanks..."
Yuttmonster 1 year ago
aww man.. GOD DAMN IT !!!! I didnt do her... NOOOO!!! I wanted to be "nice"...
And what do you learn from it? If you are being nice, you wont get laid... :3
Cido1987 1 year ago 51
@Cido1987 true, true...
xidzenturres 1 year ago 2
does this affect your relationship with the other crewmember? such as ashley?
Tarmack002 1 year ago
@Tarmack002 nope You can cheat your partner legaly :D
xidzenturres 1 year ago 11
@xidzenturres legaly lol
collins156601 7 months ago
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite whore on the Citadel.
happyykamper 1 year ago 9
@happyykamper epic win
dinosaurandnapkin 1 year ago
Holly crap!!! That's the ugliest Shepherd I've ever seen!!!
henriquecsouza 1 year ago 37
@henriquecsouza so what -if he has a bigest cock in the galaxy :D
xidzenturres 1 year ago 34
@xidzenturres lol
FearLancer2 1 year ago
@xidzenturres Kids think looks are for men bs
Ugly ass men with big cocks screw hot women every day
KevinLuhrs 1 year ago
@xidzenturres No big cock can amount for that hideous mug LOL
oichi12 1 year ago
@henriquecsouza I've seen uglier
dinosaurandnapkin 1 year ago
That's one hot alien sidehand
z0mgz0rs 1 year ago
I actually got this scene recently and I think to myself "Oh yeah, she loved it." Shepard is hell with women.
theQuestion626 1 year ago
Very sexy in it's subtlety. I'm beginning to wonder if Shepard is going to have a lot of illegitimate children throughout the galaxy.
theQuestion626 1 year ago
OMG THAT WAS AWESOME.. A HAND
2dittoz 1 year ago
that shepard is asssssssss ugly
Epson5000 1 year ago
Asari are so.... squishy. Nothing to really hold on to.
flashn00b 1 year ago
Uhoh, I DID meet this chick already and did the quest Citadel:Asari Consort. It says they gave me a trinket that fits the prothean ruins on the planet but when I clicked on the globe nothing happened. Was the trinket/key an actual item that could be sold? If so maybe I sold it without realizing what it was for.
Rushthatspeaks 1 year ago
Furthermore I haven't gotten it on with this chick, Liara OR Ashley. So what the fuck am I doing wrong this late in the game to not get any action? Not that it matters i'll still kill Saren without boning anyone but it's cool to unlock stuff. Ashley and Liara are being complete cock teases right now. Saying they want to fuck then refusing. Typical, I can't even get some in a video game.
Rushthatspeaks 1 year ago
Fuck this fucking shit. I'm far into the game and I never even found this chick? Where the FUCK is she? I go to the consort area and there is no one fucking there by her name. So WTF. I found the fucking orb on the planet that the trinket she gives you fits like a key but I never even found this chick. Where the hell is she in my game?
Rushthatspeaks 1 year ago
crap, i missed it. ah well, maybe when i get around to replaying it :3
BeastOfSoda 1 year ago
Yeah, when that happened to me, I was like. Wtf? Did Shepherd just get laid?
teetertoter3 2 years ago
Your Shepard looks like hamburgers.
mahchymk93 2 years ago 78
That comment made me laugh for about 5 minutes.
On another note, I thought Asari didn't have sex like other people.
XelestialDragon 2 years ago 3
Asari usually mate via mental ways. Difficult to explain clearly, but Asari don't mate in the physical sense, although they can, if agreed to...
Asari also prefer other species to their own. They mate to share knowledge and genes amongst other species, and not themselves. Having sex with other Asaris gain nothing, hence an Asari insult, by calling children of two Asaris "Pureblood"...
Slightly confusing explanation, I know...
GGGriggs 2 years ago 3
No, it made sense, combined with from what Liara said in-game. It's just really weird.
XelestialDragon 2 years ago
I know...Kinda creepy, but my Shephard didn't seem to mind...Well, he actually went for Ashley, and then Tali and Jack in the second game...
GGGriggs 2 years ago
@GGGriggs: Actually, I'm not sure if they actually can have physical sex. They might not even have a vagina.
It was never explained... or I just missed it in the codex
peterfaj 2 years ago 2
Asari usually telepathically transmit genes, although, physical sex is possible, but optional amongst Asari...They value knowledge and family genes to be passed down from generation to generation......
GGGriggs 2 years ago 2
where did you read that?
peterfaj 2 years ago 2
Liara explains it, and I like to research stuff like this a lot...
:-)
Helps me to understand what different species like and don't like...
:-D
GGGriggs 2 years ago
lmao, hilarious comment by mahchymk
Snipinranga 2 years ago 2
1:31 GASP, he killed her! :P
drewromeo 2 years ago 5
I swear, this is the only action that Shepard will ever get.
LamentOfInnocence1 2 years ago
what a hooker
MetalGearPenner 2 years ago 3
theres shepords christmas gift lol
kinslayer037 2 years ago
That's one ugly son of a bitch.
m1SeRY91 2 years ago 64
@m1SeRY91 damn hard
gamersed94 1 year ago
oOojuampi80oOo and Ariashal are correct that the Asari can mate with any species of any gender. The reson this is for is due to their highly adaptive nervous system which can adjust to meet any other species nervous system. Theres little more detail other than that.
No i am not a nerd nor am i an asari nerd.
OutcastChad 2 years ago
Yeah... best gift possible.
Madmanin 2 years ago
omg 1:34 reminded me of titanic
PegFinProductions 2 years ago
She's hot,i'd like to marry her.
Goblexter 3 years ago
I dont get it. Why would an Alien from a different planet, from a different species have the same sex organs as a human? Not two species on our planet have the same form or same sex organs. Its a mystery.
MerekSadow61 3 years ago
I don't want to give anything away, but there is an explanation on why the Asari can couple with different species in the game.
Ariashal 3 years ago 4
to spread your genes as far as possible
bogcom 2 years ago
asari can mate with any species and any gender
either for pleasure or for reproduction
oOojuampi80oOo 2 years ago
@MerekSadow61 Its a space opera, the fuck you think? You want "illogical" in that game have a thought about why everyone speaks English when humanity is far from the most important race in the galaxy. Or maybe FTL travel.
Sachaztan 2 years ago
Yes that got me too and the FTL I just figured they stole from the turians
MerekSadow61 2 years ago
Oh btw it is explained that the Asari doesn't have sex in the traditional sense but they merge their DNA in some other unexplained way called the union, so it's far from the most illogical thing in that game
Sachaztan 2 years ago
Yeah when I wrote that comment I was debating on getting it . I got it and I was like "What!" When I heard that.
MerekSadow61 2 years ago
@MerekSadow61 who gives a shiznit
ShrimpPalooza 2 years ago
No one really.
MerekSadow61 2 years ago
@MerekSadow61
well, since asari have belly-buttons, it is likely that they grow inside thier moms just like humans, and since they need a way out, asari need to have something similar to a vagina, at least. thats about the best explanation i can think of
littlebluewolfie 10 months ago
@littlebluewolfie If you read my previous comments you can see that I understand how. Also, your comment is wrong. They can adapt to their partners sex organs. Effectively creating an organ that allows them to crossbreed with their partners species. Or something like that.
MerekSadow61 10 months ago
@MerekSadow61
During melding, an asari consciously attunes her nervous system to her partner's, sending and receiving electrical impulses directly through the skin. A common phrase used before melding is "embrace eternity,"
lampuiho 1 month ago