Russell Howard's Good News - Jeremy Clarkson as Prime Minister

[BeTheBe5t]

fucking politician arseholes starving the army of money we need... fighting a war with no equipment... and then they go and cut tens of thousands of regular soldiers jobs and boost the TA up in size. the TA are the biggest load of fucking wankers ive ever known!! their officers are a liability and put our lads in danger. FUCK YOU GOVERNEMENT!! GET YOUR FUCKING PRIORITIES DORTED OUT!!!!

[SingularNinjular]

Stepehen Fry would see us right in no time!

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@SingularNinjular He wouldn't even need to do anything, other than speak in his Potter voice. ^^

[bloodboy235]

the 3 men who would be in an arguement for the ages Gene Hunt,Jeremy Clackson & CM Punk

[kathipa11]

Did someone say john green?? nerd fighters forever!!!

[uiruu]

@kathipa11 DFTBA

[Queenrock990]

"The whole of the labour cabinet is gay" -Kills me every time

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@Queenrock990 Quite possibly the only thing he's ever said that makes sense xD

[conorolled]

keep pressing 4 :)

[KatieFromEngland]

David Mitchell for PM!

[itmeComplaiNT]

The best Prime Minister would have to be Brian Blessed.

[PressLtoGoAtAnAngle]

@itmeComplaiNT Nope! Chuck Testa

[PedoBearAKADan]

@PressLtoGoAtAnAngle tbh thats not even funny

[PressLtoGoAtAnAngle]

@PedoBearAKADan who said i tried to be?

[bcwalker01]

@itmeComplaiNT I'd rather have him as Speaker of the House. No MP could fail to hear him call for order.

[dmcowie10]

i wud have him as pm lol =)

[pixmafia]

Sounds like a bloody good idea to me!!

[animelover5076]

i dont like clarkson but he would do a better job than the nobheads in charge at the moment lol

[poolmaster18]

LEGEND

[UrtySyringe]

Here's my vote!

[greerstorm]

I shout 'Gary Lineker' right at the beginning. Just saying.

[ARavingLooony]

hed be a better pm thn camerooon will ever b

[DrunkRussian2]

Well, culture would go through the floor, and we'd probably incite a race war with most african and middle eastern countries, but the manufacturing and engineering industries would boom!

[quickhakker]

jc as pm

[tigrelle]

I will move to the UK immediatley

[AlexanderT21]

Make James May Minister of Transport.

[Beeboplily]

damn if we had the whole top gear team as prime minister...life would be much more fun

[GildaTheOverlord]

If this happened, my life would be complete.

[blondeshavemorefun97]

jeremy, this is why we love you.

[blainyrules]

I'd love to see Jezza as PM

[TheArthasmenethril]

we need more funny PMs

[Leonis1989]

It would be absolutely hilarious seeing clarkson with actual power.

[SAMMYCOisDAVE]

tap 6 for sex

[Paul21691]

LONG LIVE THE ALMIGHTY JEZZA!!!!!!!!!!

[jeessiccaax]

LONG LIVE JEZZA.

[CheeseNCrackersSSM]

the whole of the labour cabanet is gay :3

[ARavingLooony]

Jezza would b an awesome PM hes better than all thses stuck up prep school dorks

[kitaarmes]

Russell Howard for PM... I give him my vote :D

[scary00001]

"U american?"

"no"

"u can't be, u're no where near fat enough"

LMAO

[IAmTheMohawkWarrior]

Dislikes? Youtube, if you don't mend it I'll bone your dog. ;D

[chelseafcrocks82]

Do ya think he planted that audience member there or something? I mean, how did backstage get the clips so fast?

[zmalik10]

@chelseafcrocks82 yeah it must be

[Anchanthea]

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mr9396]

Jezza would be fucking AWSOME as PM!!!!

[jazzzyy13]

I can see some problems with having him for Prime Minister... but frankly with David Cameron at the helm of Britain, I think my dog would be better for PM. At least she's cute.

[gravygwundud]

I hate Jeremy Clarkson!

[Sopthie]

Russel howard should be prime minister

[icklegirl04]

sadly it was rigged, if it was a real heckle it'd be better

[cold197]

when he said who would you want to be PM, i swear i heard a girl shout out "Gary Numan!" and it wasn't me =L

[TheRealBarnez]

@cold197 I heard that too! xD

[randomface54]

I fail to see how these examples demonstrate that JC would be anything other than an epic PM.

[tom201090]

why can't we have some comedians and actors in parliment-they can't do a worse job than the current and past governments.

[XargenTelNada]

@tom201090 Surely we do? I thought the whole reason the country is run as it is is BECAUSE it's run by comedians and actors

[Hazy992]

He'd make the best PM. IN THE WORLD!

[TheArthasmenethril]

id have Frankie as PM

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@xlolxzarax

no i mean the ORIGINAL clip it look like it was late 90's

[TheMoshPanda]

haha XD

[TheRealJoshObrien]

Jeremy Clarkson would be an aweomse PM. He would fucking kill all the shitbag hippies, get rid of pansy ass vegeterians and generally make England a much better place.

[chatty2207]

@TheRealJoshObrien I'm a vegetarian go fuck yourself :D

[TheRealJoshObrien]

@chatty2207

Or, you could stop being a stupid cunt and eat meat, like normal people.

[chatty2207]

@TheRealJoshObrien I think people should be able to have the choice of what they eat so go fuck your mother biatch.

[TheRealJoshObrien]

@chatty2207

I think people should stop being faggots and eat something that is good, rather than fucking plants.

[chatty2207]

@TheRealJoshObrien hahahaha lol suppose this is what you get when you talk to a fucking retarded idiot i suppose.

[chatty2207]

@TheRealJoshObrien hahahaha lol suppose this is what you get when you talk to a fucking retarded idiot i suppose. and I bet you aren't a carnivore so your last comment makes no sence and is hypocritical so you fail you shithead.

[TheRealJoshObrien]

@chatty2207

I'm an omnivore, like all humans have evolved to be you cockbagel.

[chatty2207]

@TheRealJoshObrien your mum's a what?

[TheRealJoshObrien]

@chatty2207

Mature. That's like saying "what you say is what you are!" Are you a year 3?

[andysido]

@TheRealJoshObrien I'm sorry but you're being the immature one in that argument. Just read over what you've said.

[TheRealJoshObrien]

@andysido

I said, that your argument was the equivalent of a year 3 argument, how is that in any way immature?

[andysido]

@TheRealJoshObrien It wasn't my arguement. ;)

Basically, you're slagging off vegetarians because you think that not eating meat is stupid even though that was completely and utterly unprovoked. You also called him a "faggot" which, if I remember correctly, is primarily used by homophobics who are, frankly, pathetically immature and arrogant.

I'm not saying you're pathetic or arrogant but some of you comments on this video are pretty immature.

[TheRealJoshObrien]

@andysido

Actually, a faggot is a bundle of sticks. I simply said that it's stupid to deny what humans have evolved to do.

[andysido]

@TheRealJoshObrien That's as immature as saying "but gay means happy!".

Humans have evolved to live on a very varied diet depending on the location and the situation therefore, we humans have actually evolved to live on a vegetarian diet as well as meat based diets.

[TheRealJoshObrien]

@andysido

But gay does mean happy, it was a simple statement of fac.. I didn't mean to insult him by calling him a pile of sticks, neither am I homophobic. It's just a well known and commonly used insult. Humans are omnivorous as a species. Trying to eat an all vegetarian diet would kill you unless you had supplements of some kind for protein etc. Humans evolved to eat a range of foods, not just vegetables.

[Margleta]

@TheRealJoshObrien

1. gay also meens bent.

2. what the hell are you going on about? Humans are omnivorous as a species? thats just wierd.

[TheRealJoshObrien]

@Margleta

Gay does mean bent, but that's irrelevant as I am straight.

Humans are omnivorous, ifyou don't know what that means, go back to year 3.

We have evolved to eat plants and meat, so it's unhealthy to not eat one of those things. That a simple enough explanation?

[SleepEat3D]

I think clarkson would do a fantastic job .... for the pure reason ... that he dosent bullshit .... he just speaks his mind thats what i want in charge someone that explains shit simply and truthfully

[jazzzyy13]

How bad could Clarkson be? He wouldn't be any worse than the current Government. At least we'd all be laughing while he slowly wrecked the UK.

[Mistress1415]

The whole of the labour cabinet is GAY LOL :D!!!!

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@Mistress1415

oh GOD i NEED to find where that clips from!!!

[bloodboy235]

@Mistress1415 its straight,true,simple and to the point lol

[MrRulk131]

I can imagine the campaigne slogan:

Vote for me or I'll bone yer dog.

[sanaasmilelines]

...he looks noice in this clip ^__________^

[underdog111111111111]

jeremy :wot does this do

richard:blows up the world

jeremy: i dont believe u

(push button)

james: u cock

jeremy: and on that bombshell its time 2 leave

P.S the only thing 2 survive is the stig

[TheOnlyShauna]

@underdog111111111111 ha if he really was pm then he'd be on the news every night apologising for whatever ending with "and on that bombshell..."

[fenderbasskd]

@underdog111111111111 How would you know he survives though? You'd be dead..

[Se1ander]

I may not be a good idear to have Jeremy Clarkson as PM, but it would shourley be a fantastic way, to end the world.....

[rosserm11]

Jerermy Clarkson might ruin the country but he will do it in style.

[Connorrules1]

@rosserm11 it's already ruined, but, as you said we go out the best way possible, with explosions, a sudden drop in the number of caravans and a complete overhaul of speed laws-none.

[darkkrenify]

@rosserm11 hay atleast we get a free car

[familyguy1231]

If you don't like it, I'm gonna bone your dog

[scarletXmay]

I'm gonna bone that one person's dog.

[richboy900]

Clarkson for PM.

[INFINITEYxXFLAME]

"YOUR AMERICAN"

"YEAH"

"YOU CANT BE YOUR NO WERE NEAR FAT ENOUGH" lol

[MrFiltoner]

*fat

[MrFiltoner]

are you american

yes

you cant be your no way near far enough

lol

[superfastjam]

keep pressing 2 to see russel jack off

[Arzaker]

the whole of the labour cabinit is gay

[loopedvirus]

i think jezza should b a prime minister cuz he would actually do a gd job of it unlike david c and not be a complete dickhead like david c

[Missypercy45]

Russell Howard 4 PM!!!!!! :) <3 lol

[thegatilingboy]

i like him twat

[doctorwhoone]

JEREMY CLARKSON FOR PRIME MINISTER INDEED !! . . . .

But if not Jeremy Clarkson, then John Simms version of the Master from Doctor Who !! . . . . oh no wait, second thoughts bad idea . . . . Toclafane . . . mass murder . .. . grinning . . .. yeah, forget that idea . .. . CLARKSON FOR PRIME MINISTER !!!.

[jeessiccaax]

See i'd laugh the whole time and i'd be soo toned Americans would be jealous....

[jeessiccaax]

Jeremy Clarkson. WHAT A LEGEND

[GeekyGirl1011]

i shouted out "YOU" as in Russell Howard in my mind :) lol

[001Stacey]

@GeekyGirl1011 Same !! XD

[psybonchu]

@GeekyGirl1011 Russell Howard is too nice to be Prime minister..

[GeekyGirl1011]

@psybonchu In my opinion, better than David Cameron :D

[psybonchu]

@GeekyGirl1011 Lol most people are..

[RPATZ11]

jeremy clarckson is a twat i want jeremy kyle :D

[greerstorm]

I SHOUT GARY LINEKER HERE.

Listen just after Russell says, 'who would you go for?'

Claim to fame

[MaverickCS5]

if u dnt mend it i'll bone ur dog lol XD