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  • Watch the entire commercial at the beginning of the video because this way Dom gets more money! Please like this to keep it up there on the comment list.

  • Does that blender have a mouth and teeth?

  • I like his videos before i even watch them

  • 13 inch plasma....an Ipad??

  • "she's like the least dented apple."

  • @Three11Incubus hahahah "al dente"

  • "i like to sit in the corner and laugh at stories that im not a part of" so true:)

  • "I'm not a retard ANYMORE." LOL

  • lmao i cant get enough of 1:58

  • monmouthhhhh!

  • 13" plasma screen, livin the high life

  • Woodbury Commons!

  • Dom couple prolly bull shit his way outta of any situation, best lier I bet...

  • @mikeypz1993 AU is in DC off of Massachusetts Ave.

  • i love when people quote the video that we all just watched, thank you.

  • Woodbury Commons all day every week

  • IN AN OFFICE WITH A 13" PLASMA SCREEN.

  • SHES LIKE THE LEAST DENTED APPLE EL DENTE'

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  • "rake in NYU freshman" HAHAHAHA

  • 13 in plasma screen

  • @mikey1993 he ment nepotism but said neptunism XD

  • @army50girl ahhhhhhhhhh

    gotcha

    thanks!!

  • Could someone explain the joke about the college being the same name of country or whatever?

    And the neptunism joke too? Haha.

  • @mikeypz1993 American University. In Maryland I believe.

  • @mikeypz1993 In new jersey the is a monmouth university and a monmouth county.

  • 13" PLASMA SCREEN

  • she was like the least dented apple EL DENTE

  • DOM

    

  • Aldenti...

  • al dente ><

  • i always wear my work clothes after work

  • I'm not a retard anymore. Duuuhhh huuuhhh.

  • lmaoooo "one day ill be president of the ny giants. ill have an office with a 13" plasma screen in it"

  • Neptunism. I almost spit out a whole mouthful of coffee over the monitor.

  • Who took my bolgna sandwhich

  • DOM IM RELOADING!

    ..

    ..

    Wait wrong video.

  • Why does everybody quote the video? We all just watched it?

  • shout out from hoboken. where his mother lives, may she rest in peace.

  • do i see myself here in 3 months..... no

  • Dom Mazzetti vs. The Queen of England

  • Dom Mazzetti vs. Lil B

    its a must... believe me... you want to do it... we want you to do it

    Lil B the Basedgod wants you to do it.

    thanks Dom!

  • i'm not a retard anymore

  • especially Janet.... 

    Janet....

  • oh shit you do go to monmouth i was just there

  • WOODBURY COMMONS SHOUTOUT!

  • I'm actually the first in my family to get an unpaid job

  • Lol Poli sci major at American college to monmouth sounds reasonable....

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  • What's with you and microwaves? XD

  • I live in Monroe Woodbury new york ! lol the commons!

  • funny

  • 13" plasma in it haha

  • I'm not your fuckin' dad, Dom.

  • im not ur fucking dad dom

  • "may she rest in peace....in hoboken. where she lives currently" LOL

  • Neptunism....

  • Im not a retard anymore

  • woodberry commons is the shit

  • hes like a father.. im not ur fuckin dad dom

  • hahahahahaha this basically describes everyday of my life except i get paid :)

  • MONMOUTH!

  • Neptuenism.

    I have never laughed so hard at a youtube video.

  • YOUTUBE SLATER LONGBOARDING

  • haha i live by the woodbury commons

  • Did you microwave an orange?

  • World domination

  • "He's like a father to me"

    "Im not your fucking father Dom."

    classic

  • She's like the least dented apple...al dente

  • I am actually the first in my family to have an unpaid job

  • 13'' inch damn hes shooting high

  • Neptunism LOL

  • "hey who took my Bologna sandwich"

  • I'll Dent that !!!

  • You can call me Dom-ald Draper

  • "cuz the name of my school was the same as the country I live in, I go to monmouth now" HAHA I live in monmouth so I got that GENIUS!

  • what was you mother drinking when she was pregnant with you?! its none of your business! she was a meth addict anyway mind your business

  • neptunism haha

  • 13" plasma screen in it hahah

  • "i am actually the first of my family to have an unpayed job" lol

  • I work at Woodbury Commons!

  • you could call me Dom-ald draper LOL

  • COMEDIAN OF THE CENTURY

  • This fuckin sierra mist commercial makes me want to break my laptop

  • @bballdude997 duhh that's the joke

  • Its his reflection

  • go to 0:32 ... wtf is moving by the sink....?

  • @imasharky his reflection

  • @imasharky It's Dom reflecting in the metal of the sink.

  • This one is funny as fuck should have way more views

  • neptunism 

  • @alex1090 Nepotism*

    

  • "welcome to the real world"

  • Funniest videos on youtube... Fact

  • Non stop Domathon

  • "My mother she'd be so proud of me. You know may she rest in peace... in Hoboken where she lives currently"

    hahahaha

  • im not your fuckin dad dom.. lol so good

  • That's how I felt about every office job! They suck!!!!

  • press 1, then 2, then 3, then 5, then 6, and 7. --> "This right here, i made your pocket goods..WINNER"... "Correct Dom"! lol

  • neptunism

  • 13" plasma screen

  • "im not a retard anymore" haha

  • that moustache belongs in a cubicle

  • 1:31 ... "janet" hahahahaha

  • He got it through neptunism. Hahaha. Go Dom.

  • 2:00 - 2:02 lmao

  • "What was your mother drinking when she was pregnant with you...That's none of your business, ok she was a a meth addict anyway mind ya business!"

  • DOM MAZZETTI V.S WORKING OUT thumbs up!!

  • Im not your fuckin dad Dom!

  • aldente.

    lmao

  • Dom's all about the bottom line

  • That's the sickest beat at the end of his videos, anyone know what it is?

  • OMG SHE LIVED 5 MIN FROM WOODBURY COMMONS! "i like to sit in the corner and laugh at stories im not a part of in hopes that people will include me"

  • hahaha monmouth

  • Ugh...I go to Monmouth University. I know people JUST like Dom, it reminds me how shitty the school is.

  • @JMoForTheWin haha, I go to Monmouth to yo, lol.

  • @JMoForTheWin is it a bad thing that you know people just like Dom? he's cool

  • OMG I LIVE 5 MIN FROM WOODBURY COMMONS!!!

  • im not a retard anymore!!!

  • "YOU CAN CALL ME DOMOLD DRAPER!" haha

  • poly sci major, pussy.

    

  • The cut-to-another-part-of-the-roo­m scenes were a bit cheesy. The rest was great, though. :)

  • who took my bologna sandwich?

  • "MAKE COFFEE!! WHERE'S THE COFFEE??"

  • whats the song at the end of the vid?

  • "I'm not a retard anymore" ahahahahahaa

  • "Is this Microwavable ?" Lmao

  • Im lucky to have a great boss, he took me under his wings, hes my mentor.

    Whats up Bill?

    Get back to work Dom.

    You know hes hard on me like a father.

    Im not your fucking dad Dom

  • Is he from Long Island?

  • "Neptunism" LOL. This guy needs his own T.V. show.

  • "Neptunism" LOL

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  • thats none of your business, she was a meth addict anyway

  • "What was your mother drinking when she was pregnant with you?"

  • "Neptunism"

  • "I'm not your fucking dad, Dom"

  • "Shes like the least dented apple........al dente" hahahaha

  • I can only scrunch my eyes and pretend like I'm working for so long

  • MONMOUTH!!

  • haha you could call me Domnald Draper! 

  • do dom mazzetti vs bros

  • "I'm not a retard anymore!" hahahahahahaha.

  • who took my bologna sandwhich

  • lmao woodbury commons nice

  • Dom Mazzetti vs. Facebook

    I want it

  • @CPTkickyoass120 that would be hilarious

  • @CPTkickyoass120 that would be CLASSIC!!

  • @CPTkickyoass120 Me too!!!!

  • neptunism! HAHA

  • make coffee wheres coffee lmao

  • What's the song you guys keep using at the end of all your videos (including this one)?

  • Every day I find my friends and I quoting you more and more. Keep em coming, man. You got it!

  • do one about the Jersey Shore

  • I think there all hilarious. You should do one about being a meathead.

  • anyone know the song in the end of this.

    another great video by Dom Machete

  • "do i see myself here in 3 months? no, but one day i'll be president of the new york giants" hahahah so great

  • your great man keep them comin

  • im all about dom mazzetti and the other videos, but this one just wasn't funny.

    Vacation, Hipsters, four loko, terrorism. All amazing

    this one kind of sucked.

    No hard feelings

  • congrats on being fucking hilarious man. Sorry about you're meth addled mom in Hoboken, though shes probably got a sick view of the city.

  • Dom's all about the bottom line.

  • FUCKING AMAZING

  • first COMMENT!

    DOM - fucking amazing!

    mike and gian - hands down the best team!

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