Gotta love the hypocrisy of America, people getting stabbed and torn to peaces, no problem. Every curse word known to man, no problem. But a natural part of the human body... that's just unacceptable.
That really wasn´t bad (it could be the acoustic equivalent of watching somone playing airguitar), BUT - Rifftrax are always inferior when there is just one person riffing - Mike Nelson by himself, that is - and much better if there are two or three riffers. I get it could get better if you bring in a friend of yours, maybe...
It wasn't bad and I'm glad I watched it to the end. I would recommend trying to create your own characters out of the pre-existing characters. For example, rifftrax brought out the horny gore-loving side of Hagrid(sp?) in the Harry Potter riff. But I'm not trying to say that I would have done better with a riff, especially considering that I haven't made one
The opening of this movie makes no sense. None of the children remembered-- or even knew about him-- in the first movie, but he was still able to attack THEM.
in all fairness, in the remake, Freddy will be played by Jackie Earle Haley (the guy who played the pedophile in Little Children and Rorschach in Watchmen). i really could not think of a better replacement. don't get me wrong, the remake is a horrible idea, and no one should ever play Freddy other Robert Englund (i misspelled that, didn't i?), but as long as their going to do it, they may as well do it right.
God I hated this movie, i grew up watchin the original flicks and couldnt wait for this flick, only to be severely dissappointed. And what the hell is up with the Elm Street remake (and without Robert Englund!!) STOP REMAKING movies Hollywood! Be original, or at the very least just make a sequel.
You know, until know I never gave iRiffs I chance. I thought "no one could be as good as the originals". I'm glad I did though, this was effing great!
There were some good riffs in there, but you missed a couple of good opportunities. Like, "What a surprise, she fell in the woods." Or "I've become something much worse... a Republican." Or "Does she know that no boyfriend EVER played the standing-silently-in-the-woods-for-a-long-time practical joke?"
the woman's death scene makes no sense. Jason's machete is like 2 feet long and the tree's at least 4 feet thick, yet Jason's able to stab the knife all the way through the tree, with the hilt still visible
A good effort! Funny! A few poor executions, though. But am I complementing your riff or the film?
rpm297 2 weeks ago
no.
shandelear 4 months ago
Lol. Leo in inception would kick the shit out of Freddy
MsMarc1234 8 months ago
that was funny good job do more.
KHWendy28 8 months ago
Run to the A&P & get a half a gallon of milk!! XD
TANK1671 10 months ago
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vincenzo0069 10 months ago
Gotta love the hypocrisy of America, people getting stabbed and torn to peaces, no problem. Every curse word known to man, no problem. But a natural part of the human body... that's just unacceptable.
aaustinvaughn1 10 months ago
lol, that was funny. but you shoud use your more natural voice
Mistoffelees11 11 months ago
PROZAC!!!
KenMacMillan 11 months ago
Pretty good effor there, but I agree with Minefield: These kinds of riffings are always better with multiple riffers.
femoman 1 year ago
That really wasn´t bad (it could be the acoustic equivalent of watching somone playing airguitar), BUT - Rifftrax are always inferior when there is just one person riffing - Mike Nelson by himself, that is - and much better if there are two or three riffers. I get it could get better if you bring in a friend of yours, maybe...
minefield1000 1 year ago
"Didn't you die at the end of 'Titanic'?" lol
HalfDemonInuyasha 1 year ago 2
Flabby Marshmellow :L
theCRAZYcousins100 1 year ago
nice editing with the nudity lol
xxPopcornJockeyxx 1 year ago
the riffing was okay i guess
gojirafan430 1 year ago
LOL "just like Joan Rivers"
ReservedRealist 1 year ago
It wasn't bad and I'm glad I watched it to the end. I would recommend trying to create your own characters out of the pre-existing characters. For example, rifftrax brought out the horny gore-loving side of Hagrid(sp?) in the Harry Potter riff. But I'm not trying to say that I would have done better with a riff, especially considering that I haven't made one
NoMoreDomainNames 1 year ago
I had to search the bowels of hell but I found someone, GEORGE W. BUSH
That line was WIN! XD
punkprincess1226 1 year ago
oh my god SHE HAS BLACK BARS GROWING OUT OF HER SKIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
QuikVidGuy 1 year ago
The opening of this movie makes no sense. None of the children remembered-- or even knew about him-- in the first movie, but he was still able to attack THEM.
QuikVidGuy 1 year ago 2
"And a chocolate wafer." LOL
TiniNormi 1 year ago
next time get someone else to join you, works way better with more than one person, other than that more practice and you'll be good
assburgerssyndrome 1 year ago
Stupidest concept for a movie ever.
But I love this riff.
olive345 1 year ago
Not bad at all man, I loved the home alone reference at the start.
deadcrowes19 1 year ago
i like robot chicken's take on how freddy kruger came about... so cute :)
kfetter16 1 year ago
in all fairness, in the remake, Freddy will be played by Jackie Earle Haley (the guy who played the pedophile in Little Children and Rorschach in Watchmen). i really could not think of a better replacement. don't get me wrong, the remake is a horrible idea, and no one should ever play Freddy other Robert Englund (i misspelled that, didn't i?), but as long as their going to do it, they may as well do it right.
Capstain259 2 years ago
No, you didnt mispel his name. It IS Robert Englund.
elfofcourage 1 year ago
God I hated this movie, i grew up watchin the original flicks and couldnt wait for this flick, only to be severely dissappointed. And what the hell is up with the Elm Street remake (and without Robert Englund!!) STOP REMAKING movies Hollywood! Be original, or at the very least just make a sequel.
iscream22 2 years ago
didn't you die at the end of titanic? lmao i love them!!!
HorrORFan31191 2 years ago
Dices tomatoes faster than Bobby Flay!
accountnumber102 2 years ago
Freddy vs Ghostbusters reference. Nice.
ilikethecoke 2 years ago 11
Lol, good movie :P
timeparadox 2 years ago
Pretty funny!
randomcheckers 2 years ago
haha you're really good at this. you should try to be one of the rifftrax guys. try to get a couple of robots and you're in.
Fireblazer 2 years ago
Holy shit this didn't even make me smile it was so lame. I would suggest you don't quit your day job serving up two scoops at dairy queen.
aspiringhitman 2 years ago
horrible, were are you getting these positive comments from? Have these guys not seen mst3k?
intellegentMind 2 years ago
You know, until know I never gave iRiffs I chance. I thought "no one could be as good as the originals". I'm glad I did though, this was effing great!
KawakamiTomie 2 years ago
OH YAY the nightmare before christmas! *starts singing this is halloween wit you*
rogerfan1327 2 years ago
wow, you actually managed to match them in awesomeness...congrats! keep it up
sjambok1 2 years ago
I'm bottemless and I backed into something hard!! XD XD
That was funny
ChinchillaAngel 2 years ago
There were some good riffs in there, but you missed a couple of good opportunities. Like, "What a surprise, she fell in the woods." Or "I've become something much worse... a Republican." Or "Does she know that no boyfriend EVER played the standing-silently-in-the-woods-for-a-long-time practical joke?"
shawnmcghee1 2 years ago 5
Really awesome attempt, you should make one for real.
HarrisonTheFan 2 years ago
I like Jason Only because he DOESN'T TALK!!
Reelbigearth 2 years ago 2
not bad at all, sir
RM2GFACE 3 years ago
the woman's death scene makes no sense. Jason's machete is like 2 feet long and the tree's at least 4 feet thick, yet Jason's able to stab the knife all the way through the tree, with the hilt still visible
seagullmaster1 3 years ago
It's Jason.
P4INKiller 2 years ago
Clearly his machete... extended, if you get my meaning.
Kalamari92 2 years ago
great job ! keep them comin!
heroesfan112 3 years ago
ha your not half bad keep working on it, i allways wanted to do one message me how too!
TomHudd707 3 years ago
A-thankyouu?
A-you'rewelcome.
Great job. :P
isafos 3 years ago
funny
curtisedward 3 years ago