Time to Die Starkweather

[Voorheesjason42]

How did he just can talk witouth guts?

[MadokaCatty]

this game for kids only IMO

[binigo1]

Cash i made you.

[doomdayjudge]

Sick!

[Claude6406]

haha! cool!

[MissKitty19931]

Wow! If that finish him off, i don't know what would...Wow!

[zofalipanoka]

they need to make Manhunt 3 for PS3 with Cash back in the story...I don't know who the bad guy should be, but it's sad it can't be Starkweather....but they need 2 find someone even smarter, creepier and fuckin' sicker than him..the game would be a success (oh yeah more weapons and MORE executions, which should NOT BE CENSORED!!)

[Tekkenfreek234]

@McPorchMunky Sometimes he'll tell you that you just got him off when you're doing really good. Other times, when he gets impatient, he'll tell you "Okay, so you're not resting on your morals, but I haven't gotten stiff in a while so get out there and KILL!"

[myjanuary151987]

I like Starkweather's comments on Cash executions: take him, break him, finish'im. So fucking nice

[T4nner005]

I quote

[bleeduntildeath]

stick a chainsaw in him, he's done

[GibsonUlsterScot]

um...ew

[DontheIII]

Rockstar could have put a bit more effort into Starkweather's office!

[thrashking88]

"Mexican condiment!"

"Condiment?"

"No,I never use them."

[MarloBomfunk]

lol u sneaked behind him ! nice one mate ! 5/5 !

[thrashking88]

Innocentz:"Purple bastard!"

[thrashking88]

"Oh,no! It's Starkweather!"

No,wait,how's this?

(a second after moving lips)Starkweather!!

[thrashking88]

Me:So how do you spell your name?

Starkweather:Oh,let's see. Uh,S...T...A...R...K...phlegm.­..

[spikeything6]

cash:do de do do do, oh hi dad!(cuts his belly)

Starkweather: oh god! OH S***ING BUTTER FLYS!

Cash:wait theres a fly on your face! hold on.

(smashes his face)

Cash:darn i missed, wait hes on your back(stabs him) there you go dad!...dad...d...dad?

[loosechange]

Is that how the game ends? Thats fucking whack... That game was hard i never finished it, and for an ending like that...not worth the fucking task of beating lame.

[videocre]

P'wnd.

[thrashking88]

"Cash,I made you!"

Well,way to go,Starkweather! Bet you can't freakin do it again!

[videocre]

Walter line FTW.

[thrashking88]

you a Jeff Dunham fan?

[videocre]

Hell, yeah.

[thrashking88]

Who's this?

SILENCE!!!

I KILL YOU! LOL!

[videocre]

Achmed the Dead freakin' Terrorist! One of my favorites.

[thrashking88]

What'd you guys learn from him?

Location,location,location!

[videocre]

"I set the timer for 30 minutes, but it went off in 4 seconds."

[thrashking88]

Starkweather actually believed that if he martyred himself like that,many virgins will be waiting for him in paradise.

"Well,April fools,dumbass! If that's true,your virgins will be 72 guys just like YOU!"

[videocre]

72 Cerberus Guards ready to blast him away up there!

[thrashking88]

Good God! What the hell is (screaming gibberish)

"What the-"

*explosion*

[videocre]

"That guy had a longer fuse."

[thrashking88]

You know what Starkweather should have that we don't?

[videocre]

No. What?

[thrashking88]

A superhero.

[thrashking88]

Starkweather is a director by day. By night,he's secretly your friendly neighborhood Gayman. Da-da-da-daaaa!

"Hi. Here I come to save the daaaay...and I look fabulouuuuus!"

[videocre]

"Oh, and when he flies, his butt whistles!"

[thrashking88]

(Whistling sound)

"Look everyone! It's Gayman!"

At least he doesn't have to share a room with Piggsy. Know why?

[videocre]

*shudder*

LOL

[thrashking88]

"He has gas! Saddam's mustard gas is nothing compared to a Piggsy fart."

[videocre]

Instead of Walter laughing, you hear Piggsy squeal.

XD

[thrashking88]

Me:So you've done your duty.

Starkweather:No,I haven't.

Me:But you're dead. Your guts are spilling out!

Starkweather:It's a flesh wound.

[videocre]

LMFAO!

[thrashking88]

"SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!"

By the way,have you ever wondered how Starkweather got through Carcer City police and security?

[videocre]

He sat in a suitcase, popped out, and said, "Hello! I am Lindsey Lohan!"

[thrashking88]

He doesn't think that funny. He's gay.

Starkweather:I am not!

Me:Gay,gay,gaygaygay! You are GAAAY!

Starkweather:I have a wife and kids!

Me:Ah,good cover! Who's your wife,the dress-wearing Smiley? And I suppose your children are the gangs you sent,huh?

[thrashking88]

"Oh,no! This is not what Starkweather said it would be! Get him!"

(sound of gunfire)

[videocre]

LMAO

[thrashking88]

"It always hurts to breathe,it always hurts to shout.

'Cause thanks to James Earl Cash,my meals keep spilling out!"

Oh,holy craaap! I think he cut my foot off!

[videocre]

LOL

[thrashking88]

If Starkweather hired me as a greeter for his buisness,my motto would be "Welcome to Valiant Video Enterprises! Get your shit and fuck off!"

(Laughs and catches deep breath like Peanut)

[videocre]

"No! First, I EXECUTE YOU! Then I fuck off."

[thrashking88]

How did Cash wind up in prison,you ask? One word: drugs.

Think about it. You saw how angry he was when he killed Starkweather? It's the crack!

[videocre]

No... He was an alcoholic!

[thrashking88]

No crack on him? Oh,my God! He must've sold it all!

[videocre]

He sold the tapes, too.

[thrashking88]

Then how the hell did he or Starkweather ever recieve royalties off the tapes?!

[videocre]

I have no idea!

[thrashking88]

Without Manhunt,and it's sequel,there wouldn't even be meeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[videocre]

LOL

[thrashking88]

You think Cash and Starkweather ever had girlfriends before? I bet when Starkweather took his GF out,it was at a theme park where they rode on the ferris wheel and on top,Starkweather accidentally killed her when he leaned over to get a better view of a donut shop,making it TILT.

As for Cash,he can't return home. (whispering)His wife lives there...

[videocre]

(whispering): "The prison is haunted."

[thrashking88]

Oh,here's a good one! Two Innocentz members walk in a bar...

[videocre]

"No! No."

"What? You don't let Innocentz into your bar? You racist bastard!"

[thrashking88]

I 'bout if I KILL 'em all?

[thrashking88]

Just kidding,I would never kill the Innocentz(unless they try to kill me first).

What would you do with them?

[videocre]

Kill them all!

[Mmmzombies27]

Really? I'd toss a quarter in the middle and watch them fight to the death! That would really piss them of-fa-fa!

[thrashking88]

Hey,I was about to say that!

[thrashking88]

I bet the Innocentz are afraid for their lives here in the States. Know why?

[videocre]

Why?

[thrashking88]

2 words:Taco Bell!

[videocre]

"Why should I be worried?"

"They work for YOU!"

[thrashking88]

If there was someone lodged in Piggsy's big fat ass,he/she can be heard saying,"Lemme out! It's dark in here! No coins please!"

[videocre]

LOL

[thrashking88]

Well,better the game takes place in Carcer City than in...

(tries to read card)

"Sah-nah-tah-anah"

What the hell is that?

[videocre]

"It says 'Santa Ana' "

"What?!"

"Santa Ana!"

"...I'm telling you, that says 'Sah-nah-tah-anah.'"

[thrashking88]

What's that,an Indian reservation or something?

"Sah-nah-ta-anah......HOW!"

[videocre]

"Stop it!"

[thrashking88]

"Heyoheyoheyo!"

(endless stare)

"I will never blink!"

[videocre]

LMAO

[thrashking88]

"The elephants(aka Starkweather and Piggsy)disappeared!"

(takes a short pause)

[videocre]

"They just fucking disappeared!"

[thrashking88]

"Look I can talk without moving my lips!"

(nonsense mumbling)

[videocre]

Haha.

[thrashking88]

"And neither did your mother!"

(audience laughs)

[videocre]

Haha.

[thrashking88]

Videocre, how did u think the guards felt driving Cash around? The drive through Carcer city...

[videocre]

Probably loved it, since they pretty much got to do whatever they wanted with him while driving him around.

[thrashking88]

Well,I think the drive..."sucked like hell."

[videocre]

Man, I gotta watch Jeff Dunham's new Christmas special. I didn't get a chance to see it.

[thrashking88]

For more info about the Xmas special go to "JeffdunHAAAM...dot com..."

The Skinz junkyard...angry as hell!

[phipps313]

when piggsy came out..."scared as hell"

[thrashking88]

Remember when you said Cash was an alcoholic? Imagine him with a ventriloquist career! He'd SUCK at it!

[guzill]

but why?

[thrashking88]

"Why" what?

[thrashking88]

How 'bout if I KILL 'em all?

[RudolphTHE1st93]

that was cool

[JonathanKitto]

Rofl, I was thinking, the Jaws theme song..

[LochNessPanda]

LOL WHAT AN IDIOT!

[skezza]

awesome, i fucking hated that starkweather dude in the game, pissed me off xD

[kilereren]

wow. was it necessary to stab it in to him when you already BLEWUPHISHEADOMGDONTWATCHITWHI­LEYOUREATING

[Brady2k8]

This is a classic game already, simply because Manhunt 2 doesn;t have the "Snuff" atmosphere about it, nor does it have a director with cameras. This game is legend.

[lXxMasterShakexXl]

not really just a bit gory the actions and movements were eh.gta lot better =D

[Brady2k8]

Exactly, its gory, probably the most goriest game ever, in history. For that it's a gore legend of a video game. I love GTA too ^^

[lXxMasterShakexXl]

goriest game ever? not even close lol

[Brady2k8]

lol then what is?

[lXxMasterShakexXl]

theres alot mostly considered "scary" games one video of them are on my profile

[kontrabandz]

...okay even condemed was more gory than this.. P.S the new GTA will be sickkkk i hope :).

[Brady2k8]

I hope so too!

[Tekkenfreek234]

@Brady2k8 But I do think they were making snuff films in the strip club level where Danny got the matches from.

[Chainsawwed]

lol decapitated. i unknowingly installed the chainsaw from manhunt on gta sa. doesnt it say tennant?

[animeloverryan85]

I have read about him alot, but when you said autobiography you mean on tv?

[XachStarkweather]

hes my cusin... i know more than all the books in the world about him...

[animeloverryan85]

Charles Starkweather?

[UrbanNinja47]

sure he is X and the sky is blue because its every1's favorite color and grass is green because gnomes come and take huge green dierrae shits on your property while every1's sleeping

[jimmitsu]

How did you get the camera like that?

[rottenfuturepunk]

TIME TO KILL IS NOW!!!!

[ssteele]

"cash, i made you!"

well cash just broke you

[metalgear5000]

how did u do that i cant do that!

[metalgear5000]

i cant do that snek behind him >.<

[necktwister]

its one of my favourite moments in the game^^

[geezdontdothat2me]

fuck starkweather,he made fools of cash and piggsy, but now starkweather is the fool

[Chainsaw57]

Rest in peace Starkweather

Fuckin peace of shit

[fluentinsilence]

Haha.

[KnickKnack]

NICE.

[Kinslayer89]

Wow, very nice :D