My Circus Clown Audition!

[darkhellhero]

did you get in?

[scottbovelander]

0:55 omg. this man is scary.

[TheSinger1011]

LOL Larry"All the peanuts you can it!!!" LOL LOL

[footknows]

is that your real horn ???????????????? jajajajajajajajajajjaja finally a woman with houmor  you're so sweet

[austinpowers082]

its more a little scary than funny

[riotuesday]

@austinpowers082 I'm a little embarrassed for her. Reminds me of how bad Howard Stern was with Fartman.

[austinpowers082]

do u really have such a raspy voice

[ballen900]

u a born psycedelic clown

[aznboi7821]

did she get in?

[tata4noww]

So... did you get accepted  to clown college or did you get rejected by a bunch of ... CLOWNS ???

[T1MP0SSIBLE]

Yes this is so pure and fun and amazingly greataficcallly jyrostatically awesome!

But why's it cut at 3:30.. did you have to break to look for your finger?

[smsthalia]

This is so great!

[RooseveltSteinway]

Losers abound.

[ART1975CZ]

Ever think of " Sex " with a Female CLown ? Sorry, Just a thought, Thanks, She did a great job !

[YH8NE1]

Thanks Rez,

I can't focus on my keyboard (hysterically funny).

[chatito19]

mmm i just love her. keep going re.

[puertoricotrench]

You did it!!! I love it!!! All power to you. You have my full respect.

[Satchel334]

The Resident sounds like she has a wicked cold in this video.

[calsonicSTi]

god damn you are so strange! haha. but i love it!

[ArdieVerde]

When I go to Taco Bell, I like to say "chalupa" at random intervals in a fast high-pitched voice while waiting in line, then I act like nothing has been said. It's no wonder that I often eat alone. haha! You took ballerina lessons, they're really paying off for you here.

[shortattentionspan1]

Hi Res I think you would look really funny/strange dressed up as a nun and then do interviews outside on the street.. !

[terrorbite]

1:14 "Yeah I wanna be a crown"

Hahaha.

[dudeglove]

Isn't this pretty much what you see on the subway?

( Oh and HAAAAAAAA at 1:30 )

[coldsunlightsayshi]

hahaha

[whattheRR]

Hahaha that was sexy haha

[zurich75mwp]

This is chalupa the clown on drugs.

[AGuyWhoPunkUMama]

haha holly crap...I give you my utmost respect for gathering up the courage to do that....I know I sure as hell can't.

[Irisheyes77christy]

???LOL???

[quantumscape]

I hope those clowns don't think you were making fun of them!

[omizm313]

awesome Lori,

Nice leggins [pink?] and legs ; )

lol

[hgryphon]

Is there going to be a sequel with the result? :)

[justmks]

WTF?

[LittleEmoBoy001]

my friend is a clown and his name is skats.

[lpobz0]

I had a hard time watching that the whole way through...good thing you werent on the streets of NY

[bruddaloofa]

This is an awesome character. More Chalupa! Also, brava on being bold in your audition.

[dirtyclinchmaster]

you are the cutest clown plus you rock too !!

[orionpk]

lol XD

[dondee500k]

Hahaha..Lori, you rock.

[Godzilla1985]

Thanks for Turning me on to Twitter, Twitter is the bane of my existence.

[Knewtz]

wtf.. these people are crazy!

haha, I wonder what motivates people to become clowns... like, serioulsy. lol.

[BigYellowFishGuy]

Lori, you should use that voice in ALL your videos!

[arodin]

Chalupa, you crazy.

[quepasakoolj18]

Oh, Lori..... =)

[Coldheart3000007]

hehehehe, nice...

[eduba123]

Well there's always The Resident gig to fall back on right.

[elmorejones]

Awesome!!! hope you make it....

[wil4rnr]

I felt embarassed for you

[robrenteria]

clowns are scary people from hell!!

Just kidding. your still cute scary.

[Sam0raiX]

Imagine having sex with a clown lol....

Scary and weird

[christianz2010]

resident u turn me on to mutch

[thecobra39]

Apparently people don't mind embarrassing themselves when they're wearing a clown outfit. That's my only explanation. hahaha

[Tiredofcrap]

Clowns frighten my mind.

[Zipppppppp]

hahaha, nice audition lol

[ReliableInsider]

. . . Why am I getting a sudden craving for Taco Bell?

[Yatouh]

That was definitely a good laugh. ;3

[paulikin]

what a great job! I hope you get in.

[bingotheraccoon]

1) I thought they closed the clown college

2) Those people seemed really nice for clowns

3) I like that lounge lizard clown's style.

[Betroyer]

You KICK ASS!!! You're naturally hillarious. Watch out Hollywood.. here's your new SNL member...

[stealthgerm]

answer to the worlds problems"send in the clowns"

[coffeeseven]

Love the voice Lori. Kind of like a female Ernest Borgnine from Escape From New York after a night of hard boozing. The Resident makes it sexy. Go girl!

[jacqvin]

Im guessing you didn't get the job.

Also you are the first clown that doesn't scare me.

[theremixphilly]

so what was your act? you did a split and an in a circle - screamed I AM CHULUPA THE CLOWN!

What was you act? I agree with

ShaneM686

[gerry2345]

The resident was born a clown. Never knew you could do the splits as well. truly multitalented.

[CandidSari]

Whatever this video is rediculous, you've officially been taken off of my subscription list since you feel it necessary to show support for one of the most cruelest shows on earth...

[Godzilla1985]

Clowns are scary. I just find them terrifying.

[jchan02hk]

well done i like your videos

[Bjornlovesjazz]

" a baby crown?"

Hilarous

[clementckw]

damn, lol thats so random

[ShaneM686]

i'm not sure if this is the worst thing i've ever seen or the greatest.

[foreverbogan]

o..m..g...ur brilliant!

[theresident]

hahaha, thanks man. :)

[foreverbogan]

np! Can't wait for further enlightenment from ur next vid!

CHALUPAAAA!

[keith4248]

I was embarrassed for you.

[jiggi4]

I rate you A+ clown...even without costume

[balancex3]

ha ha well done. bravo

[thwipp]

resident's clown voice was about as bad christian bale's "batman" voice. and she should've done her 'obama victory dance' instead. that one was more amusing.

i have to admit the splits at the end was a turn on, despite the goofy nose and wig...

[theresident]

Hahaha - my voice was direct rip off of Sandler's Little Nicky. :)

[Alphacat]

Lori, you were seriously auditioning?! Threw me for a loop! lol

[1happiness]

LOL!

[Highspeed110]

OMG!!! I love chalupas!  ;)

[KeleTiva]

That was absolutely horrifying!

[mikma]

When I was in my in my 20s I dated a clown with Ringling I think she worked with the red unit only got to see her every other year. And those train bedrooms are really really really small..MIKMA WAS HERE.

[theresident]

Wow! That's amazing, mikma!

[FloorManiac]

what the heck is wrong with that lady? and why didnt anyone tell me that people have auditions to be clowns???? i think this changes everything for me. im dropping out of grad school.

[djxsubzero]

that's what i did! dropped outta college, went to this very same audition and got in = ) whoop whoop!

[Napalm66]

In a clown costume?

Yes I would.

[xOLDxCOWBOYx]

i'm biased, but is it good when the others laugh during your clown auditions? i hope you haven't entered my clown terrors, now, resident. that would make me sad.

[Falcor119]

Crazy stuff Resident, your a silly one!

This is normally where I say something about your sexy hair.... but... I'm gonna save it for the next video.

Vote for Chalupa!

[Zarth1234567]

that entire audition was hysterical! may be my favorite of your vids

[Itsreload]

I see a clown...but I hear Tank Girl.

[alcantara06]

SEXY CLOWN

[hadrians]

ROFL great performance, definitely one of my favorite videos of yours :D

[andreous7]

Perhaps. the bring America out of recession, Clown job should be created for the Financial sectors lay offs :-)

[andreous7]

So cute with the new hair :-)

[andreous7]

Flash Dance' eat ya heart out!

[theresident]

Hahahahah, totally! That was exactly the inspiration. :)

[AccioChocolates]

You're the best clown ever!!!!!!

[robertpina99]

I too want to be a crown.

[DecentralizedByGuilt]

you was totally clowning the clowns clowning around you fabulous clown

[1LBRTY]

This is over the top hilarious.

I had no idea The Resident's talents went this far. Good Lord!

[theresident]

hahahahaha, thanks! I am multi-faceted. :)

[bikenik]

The Ringling Bros. said 'NO' but Taco Bell said 'YES'!!!

[alanpetersen]

hahaha

clowns are scary!

[LiveGreen]

Yeah...stick to reporting lol :p

[RobotGalvatron]

I like Residents "clown voice".

She should bring back Chalupa the clown.

[theresident]

It's totally a Little Nicky rip-off, Adam Sandler's opus. :)

[virvar2003]

Have you ever used the phrase: "Is that your real horn"? ever before in your life? lol

[skwzbxx69]

Call me an asshole but I thought it was hilarious that Mariko wanted to be a crown!

[BBQPeanut]

lol you are so poking fun at them!

[tarzie84]

hahaha did you get in theresident?

[theresident]

Noooo, boooo I didn't! hahaha

[yajtyler]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! The chinese lady made me laugh my ass off!!!

[SirChadwic]

Why? She would make a good crown!!! LOL

[leo3571]

That was great,i love the name and the voice.You should have brought some chalupas and started throwing them at the clowns,but giving birth would have been better.

[theresident]

I tried to run out a baby, but it didn't work. :)

[denkar1891]

good luck.

-Dennis

[slimjimpui]

I think my coulrophobia's flaring up again. Thanks Rez!

[dealmaker007]

Lol looks like you had a lot of fun hahaha. The whole giving birth to a clown baby is something I haven't heard elsewhere, would be a good prank!

[foititis]

did you get it???? you might have a copyright violation on your name though.lol

[Justice4all311]

lol i thought it was spelled chaloopa. your so crazy lol. although i think clowns are more suitable in a meeker fashion than a screaming 300 style clown hahah. you mgiht need to work on a bit! good stuff :-)

[theresident]

Yeah, I didn't plan ahead, hahaha. I just did whatever came to mind!

[axesatorion]

I must say that was very disturbing.

[normanthepig]

ohhhhhhh, I love when these unexpected things pop up. well done.

[Snuff99]

excellent! your clown voice is so hot!

[CescBalboa]

Your a natural clown

[tt0the]

U quit mySpace 4 this???

[shughesssambo]

You my friend commit!! Or maybe its need to be committed...uhmmmm..Whatever it is I can't wait till my next drunken night to perform the Chalupa dance in the middle of the Waffle House at 3 am. !

[lmm85]

The baby clown part was hilarious on a different level. You rock.

[cisco1225]

Oh my god! LOL. That was hilarious. That shuffle you did was priceless.

[hellboy80004]

I always knew she was a Clown....

[ALEKSANDREXE2]

Some words in russian: полная хуета!

[wackyMacky801]

lol "a baby crown?"

ahhh cha cha cha

[thanatos01]

you would have definately nailed it if you did the birth act. they would have to accept anyone who could do that every show!

[theresident]

Definitely, hahaha.

[philochs]

You rock Lori! Chalupa the Clown is NUTS, and she needs a makeover. Don't forget that Circuses are horrid for their abuse of animals. I'm very against animal cruelty, so I hate any Circus with animals. Read up on it if you get the chance.

Anyway, people, watch the tribute video in the response section, and support Lori. Subscribe if you have not done so already!

[FlashFizz]

I thought your appearance and mannerisms were entertaining, but that act did not seem well thought out.

[vunit17]

u should have got pied lol

[emopope]

lol, funny video

[matrix1951]

You were born for it!

[2nguyen2]

I wouls like to see the "giving birth act" flaps.

[Bucknik]

creepy

[melissa10474]

Way to stick it to the mass media, Lori!

[abishopobispo]

One more minute and I would have unsubscribed... thanks for keeping this one short.

[RAMKING61]

Obama's cabinet would sail through clown auditions.

[pwarkentin2pc]

Congrats on a great interview episode. I enjoyed seeing the audtion bit.

[soicanpost]

that was.... scary

[LHS427]

Haha that's amazing

You're freakin hilarious

[UpstatePolitician]

"You said we" I can't stop watching this.

[theresident]

Yeah, hahahaha - that was a good moment.

[UpstatePolitician]

HAHAHAHHA.  That is one of the funniest things ever. Love it!

[recapitulation]

What a hilarious audition!!!!!!!!!!!

[GuiltySpark347]

LMAO

[nickjones65]

Looks like you had a ton of fun with this one!

[theresident]

I had sooo much fun! Don't think I made it though, hahaha.

[quitejaded]

I wonder if she got in!!

[melissa10474]

Did ya make it?

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Lori.

Somehow,that red nose works for you.

[43837388]

Penny Wise (I.T.) likes Chalupa =)

Just clown'n round.

Sticky the clown, another crowd favorite.

(Married wit Children)

-Scott

[hoosierhiver]

Was that William Shatner at 1:50?

[briggs9187]

even with the funny hair and big red nose an creepy voice.....you were hot, in a weird clown fetish way....ok I am lying, you sucked...

[oblibious47]

You must be a natural clown, cuz you looked pretty good (flexible too!). You have potential kid. But do you have HEART? Do you like pie? In your face? Can I feed it to you?!

[amfanman]

Scary. Clowns.

[grnthmb]

You are a badass clown! I love it!

[theresident]

haha, thanks man!

[crowman1979]

You better hope Ringling bros. doesn't drop the Chalupa! (double snare & cymbal crash)

[kalozakos]

Fabulous, would hate to lose you to wbbbc, but always follow your heart.

Chaluuuuuupa! LQTM.

[psp785]

I think you would be a ugly clown:( everything was better when the nose fell off

[theresident]

It's not about looks, it's about heart! hahaha

[CressFerriera]

HAHAHAHA Awesome!! I love the Asian clown..hahah

Oh by the way, can I hire Chalupa for my little brothers birthday party? ;)

[llamajuice]

This was very disrespectful for all the other aspiring clowns out there.

[Lencho01]

David's laugh is funny.

"Chalupaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!­!!!!!!"

I will be saying that for the rest of my life.

[osros2]

LOL You're 1000's times better reporter than a clown... but i think chalupa deserves asecond chance...

[CommentorX]

0:57 It's a gay black clown with facepaint like a skull. Somewhere, a child therapist just put a down payment on a new house.

By the way, giving birth? Was that the Resident's biological clock going off? A subtle hint to your husband?

[KlaxonCow]

I always said you were a clown, Rez. ;D

So is "Chupacabra" or whatever your official clown name?

I saw on this TV show that clowns all have to have unique clown names - no duplicates allowed - so that if one clown takes a name then no other clown is allowed to use that name. Just like with racehorses, except it's clowns instead.

Chaaaaaluuuupaaaaa!

[mattmurd0ck]

don't leave us in suspense...are you going on tour???

[mikefico]

I don't like clowns. They are not funny.

[marcoseiji]

Chalupa is very flexible!