Drunk In Plane Crash

[zthsgirl]

gotta love it!! :)

[terrifictanner1]

nope yall the best line is "hit something hard i dont want to limp away from this wreck" i tell that to ppl every now and then when im a passenger "if you wreck hit something hard i dont feel like limpin away". classic

[swosgs]

4 people got to the site of the crash after the paramedics...

[RightWingAviator]

i love this story, and how he keeps renaming the places in different acts

[tthomaselli2]

I just caused 4 engines to fail.

[cj4754]

we're haulin ass hahha

[dkitty8124]

un-employed,looking for work at this airline

[THEradonrandel]

We're haulin ass!

[casebobr]

this video is awsome

[stormwatcher59]

LMAO ~ at the comments re the 4 people who don't think this is funny!

This clip is one of my all time favs...

[zeomax2003]

wow four people work at the beaumont airport, hair care and tire center

[MrOhjames]

"We took off from the Beaumont airport, hair care and tire center there." Just terrific!

[kikashie45]

Take it down, I don't care.

[nitrofidok]

half the speed of smell LOL

[amberfrombramber]

LOVE Ron White!!!!

[Wolffeye13]

"hit somethin' hard i dont wanna limp away from this son of a.. XD

[joestl314]

I was like "Take it down, I don't care" 

[PerpetuallyEpic]

those four people were on the plane with him

[1hogfan83]

thats the best part, take her down, i dont care!! i been drinkin since noon.

[MrWildbillhiccups]

I would like to apologize for those who dislike and are offended by this video..... But I can't..... Some dumb ass is sittin somewhere sayin "you know planes are killin freakin geese and this guy is gettin drunk and laughin about it." Of course his dog is sittin on the couch thinkin to himself,,, "get a girlfriend you stupid bastard."

[handyman2931]

4 people have no sense of humor at all

[mortal72610]

where we find us at if we crash at the scene of the crash best line it will take the paramedics an half hour too funny

[collumjm]

" Take It down, I don't care!!!" I'd been drinking since noon, ever had one of those days... :) Hit something hard, I don't want to limp away from this S.O.B.  LMAO

[odst5933]

were travelin at half the speed of smeel, we got passed by a kite! there even was a goose behind us and the pilot was screamin go around!

[raisinboy4president]

4 people have a lot to live for

[globalidiots619]

@raisinboy4president thats stuoid makes no sense

[fearlessfuryrebel]

If I was on that plane I would have been going "If Heaven Ain't Allot Like Dixie, I Ain't Gonna Go, If Heaven Allot Like Dixie, I'll Just Asume stay Home. If They Ain't got a Grand Ol' Orpey Like They do In Tennesse, Just send me to Hell, instead of New York City, At least Dimebag will be waiting four Me"

[DOUBLEOKEEFE]

Beaumont airport, haircare and tyre centre....

[MCRisLIFE]

I tell people they're going at half the speed of smell all the fucking time now

[QSue22]

'there was a goose behind us and the pilot screams - go round'

such a funny guy!

[bgatesdie]

"Quote a line form the thing that we just all watched"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[GRentz00]

'I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half hour". HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[dlwile33]

WE GOT PASSED BY A KITE!

[Gloryboys17]

because my manager doesn't own a globe..

[wecraziie12]

this is the worst comedy I have ever heard....

[AsToldByAaron]

@wecraziie12 You wanna hear a joke? wecraziie12.

[NASCAR4ever11]

@wecraziie12 U wanna a good joke ? look down...

[JimmyLachonga]

don't quote the video. Lameass

[svrhodes77]

I love this skit...Travelling at 1/2 the speed of smell! Priceless!

[TeamYugiohGuru]

everyone we heard him you don't have to repeat everything i mean half of you can't even spell

[DkrAz3]

"i almost died last year, actually i didnt almost die i didnt even get hurt" and i quote hahaha

[adamwwe]

"the Beaumont airport, hair care & tire center there" If thats not funny I don't know what is.

[lionel350]

CANT PULL IT OFF WITH THIS EQUIPMENT!!!

[AtomicBomb79]

God forbid this guy becomes a priest or preacher at a church O_o

[South3rnSass]

I love tater salad!

[thechorusofbroadway]

welll come on guys... u can't fix stupid remember....hahahaha

[AuburnTigersFan23]

heard ya.... lol

[Bigbadred23]

He must have alot to live for  LOL

[toxichris666]

LIKE A PACK OF GUM WITH 8 PPL ON IT

[swanheezy]

THIS IS A SCREAM!!!! TAKE A LOOK:

youtube.com/watch?v=1o7BpCnYF0­g&feature=related

[ruger727]

He should be nominated for an Emmy!!!Tater Salad is the Last of those who speaks the Truth!!

[x170063]

"We got passed by a kite." Dang, must have been a slow flight? LOL

[madbicyclist]

Like a pack of gum with eight people in it, just (blows raspberry). Funny shit.

[Tigersfan829]

we are traveling at HALF THE SPEED OF SMELL

[mysteriousyoungman]

Why is it that Ron does the exact same routine? Can't he change it up? I've heard other comedians and they change it so you are not sitting there mouthing the exact words the guy/girl is going to say. It's like getting cheated, why would you go see someone when they're going to repeat every word that was on the cd you just heard?

[1970sarteaga]

@mysteriousyoungman I agree with u on that. I went & seen him live in Tunica, MS @ the casino & someone yelled out the rest of his lines before he did & he had them thrown out saying "This isn't all about you asshole!" but what do you expect when you do that same routine over & over again, no matter how good & funny it is.

[jonescalypso]

LMAO!! Ron White RULES!!

[ElxTacoxKid]

Love Tater salad, the smart ass of the blue collar bunch and my favorite.

[dehyden]

he's awsome

[invulnerabledr]

Go around! ROFLMAO

[TheLoneWolf52]

Ron is amazing...I'm ex airline and it made me ROLL!!

[AndrewLover117]

Aprently HE had alot to live for.

[Sisko690]

if one of these engines fails how far will the other one take us?...... all the way to the scene of the crash..... lol

[PurpleHillSeeker]

we beat the paramedics by half an hour!

[Fallopiana]

Ever had one of those days? Hit somethin hard, I don't wanna limp away from this sumbitch...hehe.

[KanataRed]

Hlf the smeed of smell

[mellojellobonbello]

There was a goose behind us and the pilot's screaming 'GO AROUND'

[bigtimeflyer]

9 minute flight can't pull it off w/ this equipment..classic

[ryckless1]

I have the dvd I can't remember laughing so hard and often....gr8 stuff !!

[izzygirl2930]

This is one of my favs!

[emosasukeCS2]

"If one of these engines fails, how far do you think the other one will take us?"

"To the scene of the crash. Which is pretty handy because that's where we're headed. I bet we'll beat the paramedics there by a half hour."

XDDD

[emosasukeCS2]

Oh, yeah, YOU'RE one to talk.

[locmcdog]

Best BEST BEST !! how much can wee go with one engine ?! Till Crashzone :)))))))))))))))

[pabenjamin94]

I LOVE Ron White!!!!!!

[singerinbentley]

gonna see him in vegas dec 5.....cant wait.....funny funny man

[Madman8AS]

2:20 to 2:53 is the funniest in the whole video ahahaha!

[charliesalami]

i love this mans genius one of the best comics in the game

[lcrb]

"if one of these engines fail, how far do you think the other one will take us? to the scene of the crash." thats the best line in the entire thing.

[xxdarkriderx]

@lcrb "which is pretty handy cause thats where were headen." Rotfl

[mrdanman9]

@lcrb Which is handy 'cause that's where we're headed.

[Natesmodelrailroad]

@mrdanman9: I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half hour!

[paisleysdad]

@lcrb which is handy because thats where we are going!!!!

[Inuyashastruemate]

@lcrb

Yeah...Scene of the Crash is also the name of Ron White's PBR bucking bull.

[aimonaali]

@lcrb

Well thanks for spoiling it then.

[DragonGamer9]

I think "we were going half the speed of smell" was the best line

[matt6923]

if it aint broke, dont fix it :s

[lilandy456]

"we got passed by a kite." lolz best line ever

[SufferingSarge]

They use all there good material. even if it was already mentioned at other shows. Atleast he aint mencia right?

[LmFaOkid]

you are soooo funny

[Derek799]

he used the same joke, but used flasgaff to Arizona, not cool

[17colormonitor]

i loooooooooooove this guy

[nvraine]

omg! Just laugh, it's good for the soul.

[helloweenv1]

"we got passed by a kite!" lmao

[bambamDT65]

so?

[aacblaze]

He doesnt read scripts. Why do you think it's always different

[kevindeangelis]

yep, same script he used for the flight from Flagstaff to Phoenix

[iselin90]

were hauling ass

[PCass19]

Please post WHOLE SHOW GOD!!!!!!!

[AllmightyQustionMark]

Someone upload the whole show...PLEASE...

[smartsandsports]

amen!!!

[ChopinsGirl88]

lol go around!!!

[Apollo580]

"Bowmont airport, haircare and tire center." lol Ron White is the best!

[bluevirgo66]

@Apollo580 I live between Beaumont & Houston, & he's pretty much right about the airport, haircare & tire center. Funny stuff!

[SLRMC93]

This is my favorite Ron White story! XD

[Munchyss]

" traveling half the speed of Smell" I love it

[centurysabre]

He is Hilarious , I have all of his videos

[spicy64]

"We got passed by a kite!" LMAO

[amy1105]

ron white is absoulutly harlious. I love his guy! I like the "Ive been drinking since lunch so I was like take it down I dont give a shit" Thats great becasue I have those days. I just find it hard to believe hed say that at a near death experience you would think that he would be a little scrad.

[SiKaz1]

fuggin funny this stuff us brits love it too

[destjeor]

this guy is awesome

[thedeadman333]

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[Silentwiccan]

"Apparently he had a lot to live for."

"All the way to the scene of the crash...which is pretty handy cause thats where were headed..I bet we beat the paramedics there by half an hour...were halling ass."

[newzild]

The third time I've heard him do the same jokes - all in different places

[ShotCaller724]

well.. he's doing the joke in different places

[dngl21]

heard cha... sure did! lol

[Johnsonss5]

A pack of gun with 8 people in it ROFL!!!

[Amkii]

I remember seeing this on TV (it was the first time I'd seen him), and I laughed sooooo hard! Still love this guy!!

[nicolegonza]

i freakin wish i was. im not kidding.

[Vi3tTEC]

i feel deliciously white trash

[dchappell78]

doesnt it feel great?