BF3 Pro Tips

[foodtogo1]

support? HA! i use support to Rambo enemies with c4 every single game.

[CalmBefore6]

10:15 DUDE NEED TO BREATHE!!!! love this vid. thanks, helped me a lot.

[TheOpticSniperzz]

Mw3 is a toilet for plumbers.

[lougnut]

I hate it when i have 1% of Health and i look to my side and there's a Medic right there doing nothing..Then i shoot him he looks at me still does nothing i use the Back button so he knows i need a med kit but still does nothing.

Then i get shot once and Die

[Jaynesslessly]

bf3 is the 11th bf game? O.o

[TheKanacken1]

!!

[TheKanacken1]

dfjgnv

[blindone661]

i im john rambo and yes fuck COD that gay fish

[domino17121]

Vid for noobs .. haha

[Tspinnage]

what is it with the marines?

[DaireCullinane262]

bf3 is sooo much better than mw3.my friend gave it 2 me and said 2 have it for as long as u want.

2 weeks later i gave it back 2 him because i said it was 1 of the shitest games i ever played! i wouldn't give bf3 for a loan for money.thats how gud the game is

[YippiKayYeeMF]

thus.. lol

[TheAdobe511]

Addicting video

[12guitarguy12]

HELL-A-MA-CHOPPERS

[KiwiCase]

I thoroughly enjoyed this video. Keep up the good work Rhino.

[killamoves11]

what sniper was that?

[ZEDEDED92]

just ordered limited edition. cant wait for it to arrive :)

[michaelcm2]

...when playing conquest don't always push the other team's flag if you haven't gotten the middle flag. Put pressure on it first, capture it, THEN go after their flag. It makes no sense to sandwich yourself (and the dumb teammates that follow you) in between two enemy flags (and their spawn).

[HONDASBEST]

Pro tips @ 10:52

[JigsawMgo]

omg i just bought the game three days ago and it rocks but the multiplayer is so annoying, ppl dont even cap the targets just camp like fags, and u can only find enemies llike every 5 mins, u cant get 10 kills

[Jaynesslessly]

@JigsawMgo ikr, the maps size really alter the pacing of the matches,try playing deathmatch its way more fast paced and its just kill until you reach a limit

[Jmanthegamer]

lol intro



[thommascool]

just play!

i am serious

[MrStriations]

like/dislike bar is a nicely lit joint xD I LIKE!!

[Baoots]

funner is not a word

[TouchMulaGANG]

i love profanity

[thommascool]

ur not pro

[conordudee]

Anybody want to join my platoon its called all fired up send me a message for the URL

[Motion63O]

Good stuff. Thanks. 

[JFunkyFonk]

You Sir are so fucking FUNNY!!!!!

[agwe15]

I love him...

[Vladtheimpaler1337]

Rule #Obvious: Don't be a usas + Frags.

[falconsrul26]

heli-ma-copers

[RainFireOnYourMom]

@falconsrul26 Mother fuckin .50 cal.

[scotty8201]

why is your chat on the right top? by me he is at the left top^^

[pakito5454]

Thumbs down for "Full HD" ahahaha

[gcbluetiger]

subscribed

[imakecomments123]

Haha, this is so cheesy and informative, I love it.

[zizikavla132]

lol great video +1 sub

[tanman77au]

u need a job as a TV show host... very AMUSING!!!!!!lol

[karmas420]

I fucking hate assholes who dont give me a ride!

[quatumof1]

youre awesome subed



[THAxFADEZx]

How did you hold your grenade like that at 9:24 thought it looked cool

[DarkBonesDaku]

This is the first "How to play battlefield" video that I've ever watched which was actually helpful to me.

Thanks a bunch!

[Hackfleischbube]

the noobiest shit u can do....jump put of a jet or heli and 1 second later open ur parachute....IDIOT

[mightywyte]

Brilliant. I wish you would narrate more things, like the news and plywood documentaries. I would watch both if that were the case.

[Chesoir1]

they should have givin snipers claymores i could have saved my tags ever being taken

[ipodgaming4u99]

lol dude your the fucking shit dude will and always be a friend and im not the one who left you at spawn man that guy sounds like such a bitch i subd

[Psylonz]

fuck ur an entertaining commentator. 

[Newwie12345]

HAHA THIS IS FUNNY :D

[D34TH77]

pro tits

[D34TH77]

wtf

[AV0LTAG3]

AND THE MOTHER FUCKING 50 CAL >:3

[TruculentPlayer]

this vid gave me a fking stroke

[Urielliam]

Damn, your next project should be reading the Bible out loud .. Maybe you can spice it a lil with your "EPIC VOICE"

[HDuser100]

5:00 With all the choppers my problem is that the ground is black and i cant see anyone if not spotted wtf?!? I am realy close to thermal vision for gunner but still anyone got a solution???

[ryanuk1981]

Excellent video dude

[mindsoulbody]

This video reminds me of that video for BFBC2: HOW TO NOT BE A NOOB. XD

[thenealefamily]

very entertaining, great tips

[DGAMFBF3]

IM IN THIS VIDEO, SUCK IT, im is the assault part, dgamf!

[Letsplaymoremc]

hellicopters wont get u dead if u use repair glitch

[urielvn1]

FUNNY VIDEO MAN lol

[MarekUtd]

8:56 hehe

[LightningChild241]

when u said Rhino Crunch at the end, Does anyone else think he sounded like Jim Carrey? Thumbs up if you do

[SpittingKnives]

I love this video, too damn funny!

[epicman117]

@xGIBRALTERx SAME! LOL! It's only on certain maps that they can though =\

[epicman117]

Why thank you! I also noticed I have the second top comment because of that, lol. In this video you seriously are hilarious though. Keep up the great work! If you play on the Xbox than either add GamerTater117 or just send me a message if my friends listens full if you would like and we can screw around in BF3 sometime or something, lol.

[kole081]

great video

[IBBBRsDaHunters]

44 999 th viewer :)

[potctk]

don't forget to give yur buddy a ride out of spawn asshole,you know who you are LOL 

[xGIBRALTERx]

I HAD NO CLUE THE AA'S COULD FUCKING MOVE!!!!!!

[HDuser100]

@xGIBRALTERx Not every AA

[xGIBRALTERx]

@HDuser100 Yeah.. i figured it out. It was disappointing.

[AvengedArsonist]

@xGIBRALTERx well yes the mobile aa ones can. however the normal stationary aa cant. and i really hate the placement of some of the stationary one :\

[xGIBRALTERx]

@AvengedArsonist Ya they are in bad places :(

[MrSibghat]

@xGIBRALTERx NEITHER DID I!

[xGIBRALTERx]

@MrSibghat Lol

[Protosack]

@xGIBRALTERx

I think that the name "MOBILE AA" was a pretty good clue XD

[xGIBRALTERx]

@Protosack yup.

[xHurrendous]

@xGIBRALTERx they cant. You are thinking of the ones at home base spawns.. This guy was talking about the tunguska - The anti air tank.

[xGIBRALTERx]

@xHurrendous And i'v heard this probably a million time now.

[xHurrendous]

@xGIBRALTERx Sorry i didn't know, i don't read through all the comment pages :( 

[xGIBRALTERx]

@xHurrendous Its cool dudeman!

[ceancrazy123]

what about ifv?

[joe3stix]

"Is like having a fucking team of zombies, in a zombie apocalypse, that are really good zombies, because they're your zombies." classic

[rannochhuey]

holy crap you are the funniest commentator EVER!!! subbed

[djBC10000]

I THOUGHT THESE WERE PRO TIPS.

you know for pro players, not the beginners

[iseedeadpeople12]

@djBC10000 or maybe it means tips for beginners on how to become pro

[craig1todd]

@djBC10000 if you're pro you dont need tips so quit whining

[VintageMinge]

Had to share this.

keep gunning.

[thephunk1]

Rhino-Crunch! Dude....awesome.

[IronDeath01]

i like

[epicman117]

Omg you r the best commentator ever. Subd!

[makaitheninja]

@epicman117 then you have obviously never heard of penquinz0

[RHINOCRUNCH]

@epicman117 I fucking love you. All. Except for you fucks who leave me in spawn without a godamn vehicle at the start of the match.

[xXkreedyXx]

@RHINOCRUNCH hahahah ;D.. that pisses me right off so i go troll on their ass

[Uhurus1]

@RHINOCRUNCH sometimes, when match start, i jump into a jeep and drive around to pick up guys who missed the vehicles, just to make them happy, and because im highly responsible

[GunnerKyle16073]

@RHINOCRUNCH i know right, you plan on going with teamwork your just about togo into the Lav and boom there gone

[epicman117]

I hate jerks in attack helicopters that just take off when your running to them.

[seffard]

Its easier to understand you if you turn down in-game sound.

[EminemFan6680]

BAD CO 2 is FAR more superior than BF3!!! First of all, its way more fun, the maps are way better,more destructible environments, BARLEY any camping spots because whatever building you try to camp in somebody just blows it up, better reloading and grenade and knifing animations, guns are not to over powered or under powered, better level up system, your squad actually works together, the snipers dont look like long machine guns.COULD WE JUST GET PEOPLE TO PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN!!!????

[Edfago5]

@EminemFan6680 Nope

[MinecraftJazxx3]

Am i the only one who has a team of asshats ALWAYS in rush'?

[Wijrobloxian]

i think you forgot to SPOT

[Ongoingpidgeon6]

awesome vid hularious

[AirrenTheBear]

funny as fuck !!!!!!!!!

[TheLandBased]

how do you not have more views? funny as fuck XD

[MrFintoad]

1080p ??!!! yeaah shure....

[MackTimeTV]

Anyone play bf3 on Xbox live pm me

[5ProGamer5]

@RHINOCRUNCH any pro tip how to get squad ribbon very fast??

[galaxysc9]

Should've mentioned how if a teammate needs a revive, kill the fucking threat first, don't just sit there reviving and letting him die.

[GeneralSchultz]

Marine and his rifle? Navy Seal and his rifle

[SEAL123able]

@GeneralSchultz exactly!



[Grikkle]

omg i laughed so fuckign hard when i heard "if you don't know your ass from your elbow"

[xXWTFJUSTHAPPENDXx]

nice fallout quote dick

[reedypoem6]

i pwn with my tank why i win so mutch ^^

[11JDiamond]

fuckin hell u hav the hole packege!! ur funny as hell and ur fuckin amazin at BF3....i never thought i would live to c it!

[TheScienceguy77]

spotting is select on console while you have the enemy in your sight.

[angrybird10]

You know who you are asshole lol

[hangglider234]

Unlock the defibulator with the assault class and just revive everyone who is in a safe area. If you're teammate dies and the u just run in and try to revive home there's a good chance you'll die. Fucking u, and it pal. So if someone dies, kill the enemy if he's nearby then revive him. It gets u lots of XP and ur teammates tend to appreciate the help.

[WrknClssHero]

Another tip to be more effective with armor units: Dont be that guy who jumps in the armor & just takes off into battle like top gun! Against any good team your gonna get put away quickly by engineers.At least wait & get yourself a gunner to watch your blind sides for these guys.At best, advance so that your team isnt far behind and you can all actually work together(especially in Rush mode). A force too spread out becomes thin, but focused and coordinated you will overwhelm the opposition.

[Kashudim]

The best tip is to set your settings on LOW... hiehieahihahhahaehiaheiahaa

[NiTrusAciD]

great video but god I hope that wasn't you on the recon set..Didn;t see a single spot there bud!

[skatexATMx]

lmao " any slick rick top gun ace flyin piolet muthafucka "

[businessman826]

thumbs up if you hate ads ...

[SomeRandomDudez101]

He kinda sounds like Toby Turner or Tobuscus...

[vainyphan68]

@SomeRandomDudez101 yeah kinda.

[YFZ52]

you're gat damn funny man haha. Do you do voiceover for stuff? hahaha sounds like it! Great video too, I'm picking up BF3 tonight and this showed me a lot!

[TechnoH4mster]

how do you spot people in this game like is it the same as bf2

[happykal11]

awesome vid. I've played COD, but coming over to BF3 I was left in a WTF situation got my ass handed to me out the gate and I quickly learned I'm a noob in need of assistance. So instead of pissing of another group of gamers this vid was my alternative. Thanks Now only if i wasn't colorblind I'd be set lol.

[Pr1meraEspada]

@happykal11 On PC, there's a colorblind option, so there should be one for consoles as well, I think(?). You will love BF3, but remember, stick to your teammates (use your kits), join a squad, do the objectives, and you should have a blast playing this great game. Just have patience and you will be better each day on the game.

[happykal11]

@Pr1meraEspada

yes and no. Our team is blue, the enemy is orangish. sounds easy right. But Our squad is orangish. lol. hardcore is the only solution so far.

[IamYourMomBitch]

I particularely liked the EOD tip great job :)

[ripmax333]

@baron8107

they now end in mine :p

[ripmax333]

damn i hate snipers!!

[baron8107]

@ripmax333

Then stay out of their sight!

[Sanderson474]

@ripmax333 buuuuuuh -_-

S N 1 P 3 R FTW :D

[oassapp]

@ripmax333 Flank and spank them :)

[mrtisahotdog5]

I I need to delete some people just send me a message I'll do it

[mrtisahotdog5]

Nice video if you want to play online sometime my PSN name is blackhulk23

[t00m1008]

@mrtisahotdog5 german by any chance? if so ill add you ;)

[xXkreedyXx]

ahahahahahahahaha he is one funny ass munchen kid punch weatabix eatin mother

[MercenaryArek]

3D Spotting is still a better "weapon" than anything.

[IceCreamAndBullets]

I hate getting knifed by the american engineers. Their moustache pisses me off

[11Rico96]

when i play snipe, i get hardly any kills but get a hell of alot of points from spotting

[CrackTheKey]

9:46 99% of us would be dead now. he isnt, beacuase he knows that trolling is a art.

[MrEATEROFNOOBZ]

the quality of your viedo ...suck :D , but it's good green inch :P!

[crazycoyotie]

good an crazy

[Shadow9331]

Tip: About the flashlights, shoot in the center of the light, or use infared guns

[Shadow9331]

6:00 or if ur Chuck Norris, but then he wouldnt need a jet hed just fus ro dah the whole world and peace will be restored

[MyTaniwha]

Do you have a degree in talking like a gay low voice poo pusher

[MyTaniwha]

is that your porno surfing jack off voice

[SirSmok3Alot225]

watched just for laughs..but theres some actually good info in here lol...used this as a hook to pull in my gay COD friends ;)

[black0knightcs]

LOL laughed at the part where you were talking about the medics, you totally nailed it.

[black0knightcs]

This is what i hate about BF3: Shotguns, they are fuckign overpowerd, and people who are using shotguns, they suck. Just my opinion.

[dakmessaja]

you sound like the TIME GNOMES!!

[weeed5583]

ha you are funny thanx for the video

[txchevy2000]

There is so many probs with this game. If shit doesnt start getting fixed soon im going back to badcompany 2

[ReApEr88249]

@txchevy2000 they ve already fixed a lot at least on ps3

[pRoSammy95]

@txchevy2000 you do that you won't be missed

[oassapp]

After the 1 minute intro... I liked the video! ^^

[Ooomwizard2745]

Please say "fuckin" more. It's so descriptive. Otherwise, good vid. thx

[Baustid]

lol you give good tips but you have no skill ^^

[raywilleim0]

@Baustid (^_^)