Red Dwarf Top 10 Moments

[Anangasnake]

My faves by far are Queeg and Dwayne Dibbley

[garply101]

'Dog's milk' was my favourite funniest moment. No bugger will drink it!

[Orcabro95]

1:36 gatta love that secne XD

[FellPonyz]

Or 19 for freeview

[3Z3K13L08]

#4 was awesome!

[Ragnarok494]

#10 was the funniest it went down from there

[RossSimsProductions]

2:15 Best graphics ever.

[sanjuro4]

These are funny, but for me nothing after Series 6 should be included in a Top 10 of Red Dwarf. Just my opinion.

[horaciosi]

#1: Is funny but is not THAT funny

[nunchuckerz]

@horaciosi i think its because on the recording one of the light bulbs wouldnt work or something linke that

[NYstreetrat]

"........or is the yellow cable?"

[Kazimation]

Rimmer : "Step up to RED ALERT!" Kryton : "Er Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb!"

Priceles comedy :D

[ethanville]

I've got no grace! No élan! No poise! What's it turned me into?!?

Duane Dibbley? AAAAAAAHH!!!

[AWMK101]

We're dwane

[lovejulieandrews]

i agree these are good moments but i dont think they are the top moments i mean the arnold rimmer song isnt eve in here...

[Dorgoth12]

my favourite is probably in waxworld, the moment where he says "it's winnie the pooh". Brilliant

[tejaboocock]

sir, are you absolutley sure? it does mean changing the bulb.

hahaha! my favourite line of all time... ;D

[ChillingCloud]

DWAYNE DIBLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!?

[fakeknife87]

@BubbatheHedgehog With the same actors I hope! It won't be the same without them!

[em0k1lla]

thanks bud

[Juggalo13orchid]

Well done

[terranova210486]

LOL!

[courtfarm1]

excellent selection, theres too many favourite bits for me, loved all of red dwarf!!!

[r3dtext]

i am the 60,000th viewer!

what do i win?

[eekoutasignal]

@r3dtext Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your prize.

[BridieColin]

ive got all the episodes of red dwarf at home but i have to say they weren't the funniest bits for me... soz

and..

What a Guy! Ace Rimmer

[IlkoTech]

Red Dwarf indeed returns for 2012 in September. All tickets were sold within 2hours. :D

[SuperSonic44]

2:55 - What a guy!

[vaughn14151]

The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

[NDRonin1401]

You forgot the Cat's backwards visit to the bushes !!!!

But thanks for makin the vid, great memories!

[MisterNickOtine]

fish

[LilyblissEnigma]

red dwarf...officially one of the best comedies ever!

[lgonggr]

Ace Rimmer Galactic Hero :)

[DoctorPretorious616]

The boxer shorts should have been NUMBER ONE. And how you could leave off the off-screen firing execution of Winnie-The-Pooh from Meltdown? Or the "rat-arsed" Starbug from Back In The Red Part One?

[ionofunwin]

Dead Dave. There all dead Dave. Even... Yes Dave, there all dead Dave. What are these little piles of dust anyway? LMAO!!!



[JollyFisherman65]

I just want you to know that I've come to regard you all...as people I've met

[wink0011]

dwayne dibley

[Jjjkar]

Riviera Kid rocked : D

[einherje71]

Nice memories. Thanks.

So many good scenes. "I've been fished to death". Lol

[1ListerofSmeg]

"Of course lager.. The only thing that can kill a vindaloo" :-D

[Scottyj02]

Thumbs up if you want Red Dwarf to come back

[beego0]

Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas -who dares to challenge the kings best knight, I do sir, and you are sir? Lister of smeg- lister to Red Dwarf we have in our mist a complete smeg pot-

[SpielmannZuFranken]

that's great, but the book is better ;)

[iampunitan]

is it me or are those frogs saying useless

[BinaryPill]

Well I can't say I'm totally shocked XD

[dageezerboi]

lol love the first one

[Hoarderify]

i dont know if i can agree with u since its perfect series .... so i can tchoose mine top 10 sceenes :D

[TheNova5]

#3 Was my faaavorite scene from those choices

[PrEdAtA91]

fish!

fish!

fish!

fish!

fish!

i will! :D

[Slothfrenzy]

@PrEdAtA91 thanks for telling what I just watched, Fuck you. I hate you, I fucked your sister.

[PrEdAtA91]

@Slothfrenzy my sister is 12 years old you sick fuck :)

[adgray69]

@PrEdAtA91 Todays fish is Trout a la creme

[MarcusAvon2]

@adgray69 Enjoy your meal

[BlackBunik]

@PrEdAtA91

You missed one fish.

[DialDforDeath]

@PrEdAtA91 I'm sure you missed a fish :P.

[computerfis]

i don't get it this is an old (but great) serie. Do they really have NEW episodes?

[Hoarderify]

@computerfis sure 3 new parts were made in 2009 if im right and theres upcoming s10 thaT should come around year 2012 ...-. another reason to cancel worlds end....

[bordouttamahskull]

2:27 Interior crocodile alligator!

[WildGooseHunter]

Talking toaster



[Stolemyusename]

If we are talking famous first..my first french kiss..

*Lister & Kryten laughs sexually*

gonna be a killer story...14 years old, we went on a holiday with my uncle Frank and his two daughters...twins, blonde, now I know Sarah fancies me...

*Lister laughs*

but I wasn't too sure about Alice, anyway..at middle of night I was woken up with this tongue stuck down my throat....wide awake now, I couldn't believe my eyes, it was uncle Frank..

*Lister & Kryten WTF faces*

[julesmaester]

Is this video stuttering for anyone else?

[Suprahampton]

FISH.....



[AngelicStorm1]

The top 3 all deserve to be in any list of top 10 Red Dwarf moments, but Im not sure about the others. My personal top 10 would have included Rimmer's "Quagaars" speech, the "I dont wanna be Dwayne Dibbley!" scene. "Mr. Flibble", Rimmer's drill of the wax droids (Im watching you Ghandi!"), Kryten's defense speech of Rimmer in "Justice", ("Who? Only a yoghurt!) and the last scene in Queeg when Holly delivers his legendary "May, June, July and August fool!" joke to the rest of the crew. xD

[Hysteria98]

What a fucking annoying coincidence that I caught #1 on Dave last night.

...how is that the funniest, by the way...?

[lesschestisbest]

cracks me up, every time. well done.

[horaciosi]

#5 I don't get it

[hidrokiliak]

@horaciosi He thought he was fingering a girl. but really it was warm compost.

[TallDarkAndDashing]

The only good thing about the last series was the return of Male Holly. Gotta love that dude :D

[sparrowlt]

One of my fav scenes is the interchange between Lister and that "Enlightened ship" recon officer

[DavidAttenlope]

What about Duane Dibley?

[MrGavin2011]

rimmer and legion and the interesting looking piece of art lightswitch.

[YayBarnetto]

its rubbbish it doesnt have smeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gottemonster]

Best scene ever is still krytons nipples and double polaroid

[amyelisajem]

Oh my god your number one is my all time number one funniest moment ever!!! lol

[bumcheese2008]

really shocked tongue tied from parallel universe wasn't in your top ten, its one of my fave parts! lol

[fsmetal]

no "there are no sounds to hear" huh?

[NielsShoe]

Next one in 2012 that pointles none of us will be here.

[JOSH1994EB]

my favourite scene is when rimmer makes the wierd noise when he puts the others in quarantine

[animationkingworld]

NEW SERIES 2012 WATCH IT!!

[SR71ABCD]

Or is it the Yellow Cable lol

[jacksawild]

Number #8 was the error sound on my computer for years.

[haloww2guy12]

i love RED DRAWF smoke me a kipper ill be back for breckfest (sorry my spelling isnt the best)

[weirdgal12]

Hello how can i help you? Fish! Todays fish is trout a la creme, enjoy your meal Fish! Todays fish is trout a la creme, enjoy your meal Fish! Todays fish is trout a la creme, enjoy your meal Fish! Todays fish is trout a la creme, enjoy your meal Fish! Todays fish is trout a la creme, enjoy your meal Fish! Todays fish is trout a la creme, enjoy your meal I will!~

[TheBritishFrenchman]

FISH!!!

[Karsa21]

red dwarf X starts filming November and is to be aired Sept 2012 :oD yay!

[CoolnessCubed]

I liked

Rimmer: is that painting yours? it's rubbish.

Lister: it's a mirror.

[JamesOhGoodie]

I remember when I used to go alligator surfing. 

[BubbatheHedgehog]

Great show I heard a new season is coming 2012

[Aceofdrumandbass]

@BubbatheHedgehog well there was a movie in 2009 on dave

[100mastercheef]

lol #6 1:24 fish fish fish fish fish fish XD

[CaptainHollister]

@BubbatheHedgehog Filming for the first episode is starting tomorrow, and I am going to be in the live audience - no joke. I am so excited all six of my nipples are tingling :-)

[CaptainHollister]

@BubbatheHedgehog I tell a lie - it was the third episode. The second is being filmed next week, and first was filmed last week. They are being filmed as and when it is possible to do so for all concerned. In any case, we are not able to provide any spoilers, at the request of Doug Naylor, as doing so may prevent live audiences in future.

I can say the sets looks brilliant, as do the characters and their costumes - it is like going back to earlier series' in terms of design.

[MarcusAvon2]

@CaptainHollister i cant wait to watch the shows when they become available on i tunes.

[MarcusAvon2]

@CaptainHollister i mean series 10 lol

[juicyXD]

#2 would be #1 for me. My favs...

- Give Quiche a Chance scene

- Rimmer gets holo-virus, wears gingham dress (Potato King)

- Dwayne Dibley (what the hell happened to my teeth?!)

- Kryton becomes human...double polaroid

[tomharding]

Chris Barrie is by far the best actor on the series. Just the way he can fall into different characters, like in Polymorph (non-angry guy) or in Holoship, with the smart guy.

My favourite all time Red Dwarf moment is probably Krytens "Ah, Smug Mode" line.

[pupdogmango]

lets get outa here before they bring him back lol

[SouthPark4Evea]

#2 has always been one of my favorite parts. I remember when I first saw it, I was DYING of laughter.

[panzerveps]

My favorite moment is when Rimmer told the scutters to watch the lamb...

They watched it burn for 4 hours.

[SlaineMacrothTHG]

@panzerveps Lmao i forgot about that one

[gdwnet]

@panzerveps Reminds me of certain tech support lines....

[100mastercheef]

lol #3 3:00

[camstutorials1]

i love the fish part

[LaVaBeAvErHD]

what episode is the one at 3:35

[MnesomnesTears]

@LaVaBeAvErHD Polymorph.

[baconsandwich2007]

Ace Rimmer; What a guy!!!!

[orrbugger]

love your selection mate.

British comedy at its best.

Would be good to have Kryten's Smeeeee Heeeee in the next one.

Or even Cat and Listers conversation about Wilma Flintstone.

[casualastheycome]

personally i find some of the ace rimmer jokes hilarious

[paxpaul]

These are all great choices, but #2 and #1 are perfect!

[oORedeemerOo]

Fish

[TheRandom1derer]

Glad red alert was first. In my opinion it had to be that or Rimmer with the holovirus :)

[DryIce7]

Your #1 is the same as mine. Hurrah!

[anglasrabines]

I stuck laughing in number 10!! Greetings from Perú.

[robotchickenrules1]

6 people are smegheads

[einherje71]

So many funny moments.

"This is not a drill. This is a drill".

But my favourite moment was when Rimmer got the letter that his dad was dead.

"He passed away in his jeep". Lool.

[DinoCopRulezTheWORLD]

English version is so lame :( Czech dubb is better!!!

[AwesomeDavies86]

FISH!

[3ggh3ad]

the best part of red dwarf was that but between the first scene of the first episoide and the last scene of the final episode

[panzerducky]

all great moments but my number one would be when Rimmer himself has been infected by a holovirus

[Marsden117]

#6 I liked the part where the cat said 'Fish'

[Beachie1981]

As said by several below, the Queeg reveal has to be in there, probably at no 2 for me because "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb" is my favourite line of the entire series. Honourable mention should also go to the scutters coming out with the Dibbly teeth and hair.

[randomface54]

What happened to the april, may, june, july and august fool's prank in "Queeg"? That was the second best scene in science-fiction history.

[2000AD]

Nice choices though m abslute favourite is still Krytens 'defence' of RImmer in Justice.

"Who would permit this man, this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used teabag to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a Yoghurt."

[TheInternalFire]

5 people have no sense of humor. 

[RoonJazz]

Excellent choices - I LOVE the Boys from the Dwarf! Except the later series, with the new Kochanski (Chloe Annett?). Should have originally ended with the Season 6 finalé, Out of Time - Rimmer blowing up the time drive and finally redeeming himself and saving the day - with the alternative ending, where they all ended up with urine-recyc-moustaches. That said, MY top ten would have included the ending of 'Queeg'. When I first watched the episode I laughed so much at that bit that it hurt! x

[RoonJazz]

Excellent choices - I LOVE the Boys from the Dwarf! Except the later series, with the new Kochanski (Chloe Annett?). Should have originally ended with the Season 6 finalé, Out of Time - Rimmer blowing up the time drive and finally redeeming himself and saving the day - with the alternative ending, where they all ended up with urine-recyc-moustaches. That said, MY top ten would have included the ending of 'Queeg'. When I first watched the episode I laughed so much at that bit that it hurt! z

[AciaTenchi]

Two should of been one...

XD

[bluejeckett]

Im not big on top 10s of anyting really, how can u play faves with art, what one person thinsk is good another thinks is crap, for instance I often found the line "What do you mean yo killed him cha cha cha?" funny but its not going to get voted in things like this, I think Mr Flibble should be in there somewhere too, and Id say alot of peoe would want the double polaroid of Krytens cock in there as well lol

[LinShiana]

Holly´s white or yellow cabel... No comment...

[rossy1988h]

think a new series is due in 2012, they are going to start shooting late 2011 so i have heard :)

[Vojife]

I never got the red allert joke...

[sulzer1011]

no offence, but how could you not have lister's shrinking underwear for #1?

great video though!

[Callhouse]

I think I could only choose my top 52 by selecting all the episodes (except for the 9 season ofc)

[dramallama321]

xD I love all of those moments, but you are so wrong. The number one moment in all of Red Dwarf was when Rimmer and Lister kissed.

[Hassleinbooks]

Can't believe Winnie the Pooh and the firing squad didn't make it in.. =)

[MrAlexeiGil]

#4 is so fake

[SirrSnowman]

@MrAlexeiGil it's a sit com about a human cat, a hologram, an android and someone who wouldnt qualify for an astro-cadet... it's all fake

[godmother2001]

more more more please

[bobplanes58]

@Jjjkar Stoke me a clipper, season 7

[ModernMortal]

Agreed, your choices are quite well made |D

[Jjjkar]

2:27 what episode is it from?

[superfurryfox1]

fish!

[Kaflajable]

Why did red dwarf stop they could of done an episode where they turn cartoon and done it from there

[ThePutasfever]

Oh my goodness, we've been frozen in time again!

Hello? Extraordinary! It must be a warp in the time-space continuum! How curious

it isn't affecting me...

R

We're not frozen in time, Krytie - we were just thinking about what you

were saying...

H

It's time like this that make me thankful I'm just a head.

[calvaryn]

@ThePutasfever lol

[ThePutasfever]

K You don't know what it's like, being classified as a woman, sir. The humiliation. L I know, I know. K I mean, why should I - a Series 4000 mechanoid - have to endure the turgid monotony of showering with the girls? Three times a week! Tell me that! L It's not fair, I know! It's just that - You shower with the girls? K Oh! It's so hideously dull I can't describe it, as they stand around soaping themselves. Their bodies all wet and foamy. Can you imagine it?

[gaozhi2007]

How would you even pick? Every episode has brilliant lines.

[illpete]

naw. the best moment is when Lister and Cat put Krytens eyes on there chin to try to trick the dude that they are not human

[guydynamic]

2:27 What a guy.

[AFMountaineer2000]

This must have been an extremely difficult list to put together as Red Dwarf is fully loaded with nothing but great moments.

[EveAspinall]

Rimmer's face at 4:03 Is possibly the best thing ever. :D

[mclloydy09]

smoke me a kipper i'll be back for brekfast

[Templarofsteel18]

nr 2 should be nr 1 imho :P

[L1ZZ1771]

Fish

[darkest79]

I'm so glad you didn't put the Shrinking Boxers scene at number one. I am suprised though that Norman Lovett didn't get much screen time in this list. Always thought he was kind of a fan favourite

[vidman1976]

I liked #8, it was very funny.

Kryten: Sir, they've taken Mr. Rimmer!

Cat: Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back! LOL!!! :D

#1 isn't too bad also.

[ExplodingPenguinStdo]

what episode is ten from?

[dim432]

number 4 was the best, that was a luck shot

[DanielL5583]

Step up to red alert.

Are you absolutely sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb.

C-L-A-double S.

[LAHrebirth]

PULL THEM OFF !!!

[Doodle1Bean]

Fish!

[NZCUB3R]

i loved the ending of the eighth series

[Gamerpigeon]

good god i cant wait for the new series 10 !!!

[deadf1]

i sooo roflmaoed on #3

[Tortak39]

Fish!

[mcrknot]

I have to say, my top scene would be when they rebuild the toaster, great vid though :)

[myrandomchannell]

Alphabeti spaghetti!!!!!!

[EndlessLaymon]

The number one moment sucked! Nowhere near as funny as Cat's "Fish" scene, or many other scenes from the series.

[prokentsful]

They are making a new series, I believe it is either being filmed in January 2011, or being released in January 2011.

It should be great.

Also, I did not like 'back to earth' - I think it was the lack of background laughter, it just made the show funnier in my opinion.

[prokentsful]

My top moment was when Rimmer turns into a nerd because he loses all his anger.

I respect you choices, they were extremely funny!

I love Red Dwarf!

Aren't they supposed to be making a new series? becasue when rimmer kicks knees death in the balls, it just ends...

[TheFinalBlink]

@prokentsful That was over 10 years ago, the new series never got made (and yet they kept making series after series of two pints- Idiots running the bbc). A 3 part episode aired last year called "Back To Earth". It was ok, not great, but not as bad as most people think.

There's been rumour of a new series but nothing in stone just yet.

[bluejeckett]

@TheFinalBlink Apparantly a new series will be on the way now, dunno if youve heard that or not, shooting this year according to Craig

[mark01318]

@TheFinalBlink i heared that the money has run out and there is no one paying for new series so dont expect new series its a shame