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[FrenzySliver]

gigantor's face when he says "'yeah, I was mugged'" is hilarious

[Squall17x]

I wonder how many people actually understood the message here rather than just "LOL Johnny Utah u so CRAZY :D / EPIC DRAWING SKILLZ / HAHAA STAFF OF VALHALLA"

I totally understand you Johnny, most people are just boring dickfarts with absolutely nothing interesting to say

[brettjpw]

Forbidden staff of Valhalla=Sharpened stick

[WealthWithVitoria]

That's so much fun to learn like that, isn't it ? :)

[Pokey3000]

I saw this before it was edited to have Dragonious kill himself, he just stood there and it said "Replay?"

[ElriqED]

Forced suicides aside, Gigantor seems to be a pretty well-rounded person. I mean, he's well aware that his plans for Draconius won't have the intended effect, and even enjoys the foliage.

[TOXIC00L]

lol this video is so true its what i use when someone threatens to boot me off a forum.

[DeadNorwegianBlue]

You are all going to die cold and alone. Nobody will care when you're dead. All you will be remembered for is poor grammar and shitty sentence structure...

That and you have a pointy dick

[Cwally8]

@DeadNorwegianBlue God forbid that we have perfect grammar and sentence structure on a casual social sight. I mean I might as well give up all my goals in life and perfect my grammar. I mean is there nothing else more important. I think not....

[DeadNorwegianBlue]

@Cwally8 do you even know why I said that (hint: it's not from this video)

[DavidToretto]

@Cwally8

Die twice in penance for your sins.

[DeadNorwegianBlue]

Long ago, I was king of Rattlesnake Mountain. I was an omnipotent king, hard but fair and everyone loved and respected me...except for those goddamn rattlesnakes. They cast me off their mountain because I was not a snake.

[MartinWAMPAllen]

Best part. "Good god Draconius! my ball bag slapping against my big green thighs could tell a better story!"

[violetvwatson]

hey your doing the same but your being worst with the crude remarks. if the guy who made a good point but put it into a very crude way.

[kirby31000]

My brother downloaded this but, he heard it from my older brother but, I heard it from my middle brother and it, it, it, it's just hilarious when I watch it just by myself. Any one agree with me?

[ihavemydignity]

genius.

Favorited.

[theonidood]

Whaaaaat?

[Pokey3000]

When I watched this the first day on Newgrounds, the imp didn't kill himself, the word "Replay" and the cheery music came on when he stood there after sighing.

[MadaraXIII]

O_o.....there appears to be some truth in what he says.....Thank god I don't use Facebook

[torokk21]

God damn! What is the name of the theme?

[psyssi]

Whaaaaaaaa?

[torokk21]

4 people so far have paid for their crimes accordingly.

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

I have had facebook for a few weeks. People I know won't stop posting crap like 'I just stubbed my toe, lol'. People then give thumbs up, and I die a little...

[MetroidMan95]

I was slaying the Jade Monkey Dragon with the Forbidden Staff of Valhalla= epic win

[IrateGamingZealot]

I like the part where he impales himself with his own head.

This is funny because I'm referring to a single specific part of the video rather than recycling a stupid joke that wasn't funny the first time.

[stefcoolo1]

"It'll be like a litmus test to see who the real dipshits in my life, and they'll pay for their crimes accordingly." Awesome, fucking hilarious.

[VitaminRage]

DRACONIOUS...Try to see the big PICTURE here...2:53

[fluffymcduff1]

THE JADE MONKEY DRAGON

[ethansavory]

WHAAAAAT?!

[GuitarPlayer42295]

flapp'n its wings? HEY YOU MOCK'N ME? haha lol

[HBFSFLOSS1990]

just spit it out lay it on me I can take it!

[cl0vvntiem]

"Read my trivial assdrippings." <-Facebook in a nutshell.

[Keunic]

"When I tweeted I was lying in bed watching the Daily Show, I was actually climbing Mount Erragunis to capture the fabled golden Quadrucorn. What a magnificent animal...." LOL best youtube vid I have seen all day...

[xlr76667]

lol thumbs up if you like the part where hes like

My big green ballbag slapping against my thighs have more to say than you.

[NostalgiaGoggles]

this is awesome, I hope JohnnyUtah does more Gigantor and Draconius.  Although Draconius is dead so that could pose a problem

[EvolvedRoadkill]

I mean good god Draconious! My ballbag slapping against my big green theigh could tell a better story!  LOL! XD

[domaataajs]

"Hey, Gigantor! Read my trivial assdrippings!"

[SuperDawgE]

i have to post this on facebook and say how much it made me lol'd!

[Zeneph13]

JohnnyUtah is a freakin genius.

[wedgeboy]

I mean, Good God Deaconius

[thespartanlegoguy]

I just facebooked this :P btu i don't use it much anyways besides playing(addicting games) like restaurant city or mafia wars

[thespartanlegoguy]

@thespartanlegoguy

wow the same games as me,what a coincidence :)

[MrTommychong]

LMAO ive watched this so many times on newgrounds.with a shit on ur face bonus. WHAAAAAAAAAT

[MoJoSama]

Yeah...I was mugged...

[oldeskoolfan]

I'm having a hard time imagining what a Five headed cyclops would look like...

[ductonius]

Five heads, five eyes. Not much else to it really.

[wert118]

Lol'd in my pants

[Nachrk]

johnnyutah is win.

[slayerrptl]

poor draconius.

[illiniguy13]

I watched it on NG first day it came out,

JohnnyUtah = Epic.

[Project4swordsSE]

I just love the fact that it has cheery music at the end.

[whailman]

this vid can only be described by 1 word: ROFLAWLZORCOPTER!