Beauty and the Beast - Gaston

[OrthodoxGod]

lol @ 2:10. Thats how I always win a chess game XD

[HansHasSchnitzels]

Sometimes i read the Gaston Times - but only when it's on the bus, i'm not paying for it. I'm more of a "Beast Daily" kinda guy.

[MegaSuperAwesome1214]

2:24 I suppose you could say he's...*puts on sunglasses* EGG-AGGERATING?!

YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[AlbertWesker201]

No one smokes weed like gaston

[TheMonacleSpy]

No one fucks with Gaston

[thegeezerdan]

Good song.

[Crazyk138]

Dom Mazzetti <3

[SethHisoka]

2:49 DEEEEEEEECORAAAAAAAAATIIIIINGG­GGGG

[TeamKarasu]

I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY /DEEECORATING/~~

Welp, this is the gayest song I have ever heard. :>

[masonschoeppl123]

@TeamKarasu thats what makes it funny

[JamesLinehan]

They based his physique on me...

[AEXTREME73]

i need to find me a friend like gaston!

[linskaye]

I was directed here by tvtropes and they're right, this song is homoerotic as fuck.

[roarbackgirl493]

every inch of him is covered with hair, ew...

[Heligoland43]

...CHRIST THIS MAN IS SO GAY, HOW DID I NEVER SEE IT BEFORE.

[Glhrd]

@Heligoland43 ARE YOU HERE FROM TV TROPES?

[Heligoland43]

@Glhrd rofl, how did you know?!

[Glhrd]

@Heligoland43 Because I am here from TV Tropes and I had the EXACT. SAME. THOUGHT.

[Heligoland43]

@Glhrd Hifive!

[accidentaleeinlove1]

I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DECORATING

[CrumpoVideos]

no-one falls to his death like a bitch like gaston! XD

[IMPER1ALDRAGON]

@CrumpoVideos Probably all the cholesterol from the eggs finally got to him.

[regiomontano771]

did he say he ate a 4 dozen eggs to help him get large?!? 2:22

[londonlovelily]

Some friends and I were walking around Target singing this loudly, and right after we got to the "covered in hair" part, an employee walked by us and said, "How you ladies doin' tonight?" Made our weekend.

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

You know how kids used to be afraid of Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty? Well, I'm afraid of Gaston and his chest hair.

[IMPER1ALDRAGON]

@PikachuColoredPichu1 The only thing scary about Gaston is his stupidity, unbridled arrogance, self-centeredness and pride.

[chincherrinas]

no one is a great poopable material, like Gaston!

[mouse264]

...2:51.

And if you can catch it, 2:19.

[mouse264]

...2:51.



[Sousuke15]

1:50 ....I really wonder where he landed...

[dstebbin]

2:14

He's especially good at exaggerating!

[riverstar97]

Or as modest!

[retsaweman]

I wonder if they sing this song everytime when Gaston is sad.

[MrBagginsEsq]

@retsaweman Probably

[retsaweman]

Le Fou's nose must be broken already ( 0:30 & 1:49)

[Feralbreed]

10 people actually disliked Gaston?!?

[MRBADASS46]

@Feralbreed nope

[Feralbreed]

@MRBADASS46 Well they did. if you press "like" you'll see. :)

[girdybirdy]

gaston is no prick

[myteethareshiny]

Gaston once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the Islands.

[Kadiezi]

@myteethareshiny

No one steals Chuck Norris jokes like Gaston...

[myteethareshiny]

@Kadiezi Exactly. You now understand... :)

[GlobalsoftPirka]

I love how he spends the whole song being super manly, then strikes a girly pose and talks about decorating.

Also...NO ONE _____S LIKE GASTON.

[morgan111213]

Gaston's such a prick but I LOVE his voice.

[Cole44Pickup]

and every last inch of me's covered with hair OMG LOL AKWARD :P

[themushroomhunter]

I like how they don't even pretend there's no alcohol. :D

[simpsonsrock1818]

2:48 Decorating isn't too manly,,, plus 2:09 cracked me up

[MsAudizzle]

i love how his beer is flamable and his semi auto musket!fucking metal

[CommanderLightning]

@MsAudizzle Beer is flammable in reality, too.

[ricky424242]

Gaston's chair is like the manliest chair on earth.

This is because Gaston is like the French version of Chuck Norris.

[lsdarcy]

I'm especially good at my masturbating!

Oh what a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ItsACaptainDan]

Am I the only person that thinks LeFoy is cute?

[TheRegart]

this is a really good song

On a random note... I just love seing cartoon characters getting their pants pulled down like lefou does to the random guy at 0:59 -1:02, hard make yourself cool when everyone sees you in yor heart shaped underwear! lol

[Shirakuroi]

ehhh? 2:37

D:

[megahappypinkskitty]

no body creeps me out like gaston

[marvergoud]

2:37 is really funny yes

[Misskayseeluvsu]

My school's band needs to play this song one year! that would be really fun!!!!!! :)

[plainlake]

2:22 dry humping girl on the left.

[Fojar38]

And on top of all that he's one hell of a singer.

[hackensac]

1:42

Uh-Oh!

[Fullmetalminos]

so Lefou gets punched in the face two times, crushed by a chair and pulled away by angry villagers...and he is STILL ALIVE!!!

[Skrewed4Now]

He's just THAT good. =)

[bondgirl502]

HAHAHA! Pause it at 2:37 XD

[lovergrrl123]

hahahahaha i never recognized that!

[yukielainee]

@bondgirl502 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[SithLordZach117]

Disney has some great villains that you can't help but like.

Captain Hook, Gaston, Jafar, Scar, Hades, just to name a few.

[16bit]

Gaston will always be the greatest Disney hero of all time.

[Vinny128128]

Walked into a party and everyone was drinking and singing this song...

Possibly the best moment of my college career

[shericj1988]

Really? That's amazing.

[themushroomhunter]

@Vinny128128 I wish that would happen to me XD

[shadowGIBBONS]

Don't you think Le Fou would get any bruises from those punches from Gaston? I mean if you would get punched from somebody like Gaston, it would fucking hurt lol.

[PhilipEbanks]

Word association:

Manliness = Gaston.

[UltraRobbie]

The can of nothing parody of Beauty and the Beast is so funny.

I have to see this movie :/

[Triundi]

Which version ends with Lafue trying to spell his name?

[Laurelindornan]

0____0

Did no one else see all the innuendo? "Every inch of me is covered in hair", and he winks right before he says it... One out of many...

[Redrose904]

thta's just gross!!! lol

[Laurelindornan]

That's just one dude. "No one's as thick as Gaston", "I'm roughly the size of a barge"... *sigh*

[RobertJChapman]

Interesting how men (and women) are taught to act in a bar and how to use alcohol...

[amorautumn]

Gaston reminds me of my best friend's soon-to-be-ex husband. I hate Gaston, and also hate my friends future ex. hahahahah!!!! They even look similar.

[Gasoline85]

I think we all have, at one point in our lives, known someone like Gaston. ;-)

[ChameleonToes]

ROFL I love "I use antlers in all of my decorating" XDDD

[1goku569]

gaston is an ASSHOLE

[TheHylianLink98]

Gaston is a total badass.

Nuff said

[MrSalamander7]

Gaston's a total pimp.

"As a specimen, yes I'm intimidating!"

No joke. He ate a belt!

[FranBMan]

I LOLed out loud at that.

Also, can I please subscribe to the Gaston Times? I need all my Gaston news!

[osamabad]

He didn't eat it.

[UltimteLifeForm]

im singing this when i try out for our high school

[liancole]

"I use antlers in all of my decorating!" Haha

[0Pictor0]

I see a bear.

[SuckMyOtherKeyblade]

My real name is Gaston. Amazing huh.

[BredonUrieLovesJade]

Aw dude thats cool o_o

[godofwar464]

how can someone eat 5 dozen eggs every morning?!?!?!?!?

[madeupfred]

GASTON CAN, MOTHERFUCKER.

[SJMJ91]

Well, it's an animation which means it's not real lol

[Thunderchips12]

"No one makes faces in spoons like Gaston"

*Facepalm* No one asked the opinion of Gaston.

[CorporalQuick]

I love the part when he whacks the board off the table, so funny and "every last inch of me's covered with hair" Lmao

[newtokyoterror]

gawd. i love this song. so cheesy and good.

[Rakning]

haha he eats 5 dozen eggs every day?

no one farts like gaston!

[Gasoline85]

LOL

[Pingypong101]

How can a song about such an annoying, retarded character be so catchy?!! O_O

[MysticAngelina]

two words....MAS PUTO!!!

[xxbeautifulsoulxx3]

i love the part when the short dude gets punched in face its hilarious

[darthteej1]

HOMOEROTISCM YAY!

[Loney03DK]

No...one...posts like Anon

No one boasts like Anon

No one shows little kids goatse quite like Anon!

[Kawiia17]

For there's no man online half as manly

perfect, a man free of fail

you can ask any Doug, Snacks or Zimmer

and they'll tell you who posts girls worth a trip to jail.

[Gasoline85]

No...one...faps like Anon

Hates those Japs like Anon

No one posts his collection of traps like Anon.

[newtokyoterror]

my my. you ought to join the 4chan writing team.

[majormuffin]

Give five "Fuck you!"s Give twelve internets Anon is the best and the rest fake their GETs.

[Skyntalor]

Gaston: The Ultimate D-Bag.

[SushiBrawl]

Notice how he points his toes at 2:50

[nickthedick6969]

lol 2:43 and 2:37

[Stubestainer]

2:42 lol he fires the musket 3 times.

Makers of this movie. STUDY HARDER!!!!

great song BTW

[AlexVillain]

That is no error, Gaston is that awesome.

[nickthedick6969]

LOL! Pause at 2:19!

[playgirl99999]

LOL!

[xXxXxTeamJacobxXxXx]

5000 eggs and beer, No one farts like Gaston.. =S

[becauseican01]

I thought it was five dozen, not 5000

[LaterosetheWarrior]

omg someone actually says that?

[shahp478]

every last inch of me is covered in hair.....hahahaha always used to crack me up when i was young...and still works everytime!

[Lijik]

Print would never be dead if Gaston Times was an actual newspaper

[abdomar1]

Gaston is a straight fucking G

[TheCandyMan56]

that little guy sure can take a hit

[PeterPiper00]

This version of the song is actually incomplete. It's missing the all-important last two minutes where Gaston plots to ensare Maurice and then they reprise the song with a few new twists! Look for the five minute and eleven second version (5:11) of the song if you want to here the whole thing.

[Yun351]

dude, that guy is like 7 feet tall! Damn!

[PunkyPurplePandas]

lol Gaston's a drama queen

i loce this song!

[FerretFanTV]

LeFou is so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[catcraig]

omg, I SO forgot about this song!!!!

[wonphi]

lol pause at 2:19, that is funny!

[snowninja7842]

NO ONE PWNS FURFAGS LIKE GASTON!

- I'm especially good at TROLLLLING!!!

[Nilyentaraka]

Oh man. This is movie, bar none, is one of Disney's Greatest Masterpieces!

[msg979]

The little man is such a loser! XD

[JiggleSmax]

lol haha Lefou XD Look at his face at 1:49 XD

[Valladin]

haha never noticed that XD

[IAmFwee]

No one sings like GASTON.

[gastonreboredo90]

Ladies and gentleman...the song of my life.

(No, seriously, look at my name lol)

[Jolynnsoul10]

my school Bainbridge Guilford Ms and Hs just did this play i am a silly girl!

it turned out awesome once i get my copy of it i will post it here on youtube. who wants to see it?????????????

[aaronhanak]

i do, is this song in here?

[romwidoly]

I would like to see it.

[Kobanya]

ROFLMAO!!!! Pause on 2:37. You'll die laughing. Gaston looks like a horse!

[night524]

After listening to this song/seeing this video, I always get the urge to eat an egg lol. Maybe not 5 dozen, but a hard boiled egg does sound tempting now.

[Kobanya]

XDD This song is so outrageous. No wonder the dude had a fat head.

[terongorefiend15]

I strive to be.. one day.. half as awesome as this man.

[courtning528]

from :57 to 1:20 is what I have to sing for my school auditions. im so glad I don't have to sing about chest hair since im a girl.

[StarQueen113]

"your everyones favorite guy" haha yes, everyone loves gaston!

[Vegnas]

"And every last inch (wink) of me's covered with hair." 2:07

Whoa there, Gaston! Too much information!

[MoonlightPlaylist]

oh my gosh your right that is noooot a good thing to put in a disney movie I cant believe it!

[Euroheat0022]

No one has chest hair like Gaston.

[WhitneyDJ]

lol I love the Newspaper thing! lol and Gaston is my favorite villian!

[ravenlord16]

i Don't Like Gaston

[gotchafool]

o.m.g gaston looks just like me!!!!!!! =]

[OliviaTheGeek]

You mean you look like Gaston??

And the guy that does the voice was who they based it on.

[aaronhanak]

Gaston is GOD

[Campingcam]

when he shows his hairy chest it gets me everytime lol

[longrod2445]

wow Gaston is intense. he can do things that arent humanly possible. hes bigger than cole train.

[InContemplation]

nah, but hes pretty close. XD

[ghtjdjdhfjeosnvcurth]

That song always makes me laugh.

"I use antlers in all of my DECORATING!"

Well he's got good taste in interior design.

[Wowguy667]

Now you're a man! A man man man!

[TheLogarhythms]

Gaston... what a lad.

[butiamhopingxxx]

i used anteliers in all of my dec-orating

[Cnipur]

He's especially good at expectorating

[crankybeaver]

GASTON IS SUCH A MAN

[Stefanosgg3]

I kinda like gaston!Even if he is so stupid

[TB4000]

Gaston was on that junk, man...ridiculously overproportioned muscles, way too much body hair, prone to 'roid rage....yeah.

[CidTheNinja]

No one takes steroids like Gaston.

[unicoforever]

Hahaha Gaston is so funny...and his little sidekick

[redking15ca]

GASSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

no one farts like gaston