New Slusho Commercial: Happy Expressions!

[NorthPro40]

If LSD was legal, the commercials for it would look like this.

[gtavicecityfan02]

japan version of Louis

[Kaikeru]

Why didn't this go viral?

[MexicanCrowKD]

That was... very... japanese.

[Ammit5]

Uhhh, I don't THINK I inserted LSD into my disk drive...

[TheNewBluesBrother]

Cracked.

[J3FURY]

WHAT THE BALLS?!?

[J3FURY]

@J3FURY

like if you checked this out after reading a cracked.com article

[Marty062006]

Every insane non-sequitur commercial we have in America is just trying its best to catch up with Japan.

[buffer545]

Japanese advertising at its finest.

[BrothersWeird]

This is scarier than the actual movie. Holy crap, that fluent Japanese moose haunts my dreams.

[PyrosNine]

Silent Hill 4: The Japanese Room.

[niceguy1068]

Cracked!

[HcOtaku1337]

They totally captured the holy shit what the fuck is going on side of Japanese commercials.

Also cracked.

[Zellig]

IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN

[AaronPonniah]

The fuck was that?

[Supercucu123]

THE FUCK DID I WATCH

[BlankPacer]

I'd buy it. Companies need to make more commercials like this... look at how successful it made OldSpice™!

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

I want a Slusho now!!! Too bad it's only in Japan, I assume.

[astro2191]

thank god for cracked

[Joosshh3]

hahahhahahahah what the fuck

[Joosshh3]

lol...

[Tumbah]

i don't know what's in that drink but i want some.

[greghannibal]

i think this has broken my brain

[DcmRulz]

Japan.

[Loyal2NES]

That's odd.

I could have SWORN I didn't do drugs.

[kiaas]

was that the default windows xp background?

[salculd]

Huh. Well, I guess I can finally empathize with River Tam.

[Totallyfizzle]

This is how Japanese people get to work every day.

[armageddon74400]

...wha

[TheMarauder51]

Goddammit, japan! Leave me the fuck alone!

[TheXand19]

Clearly Slusho is some form of hallucinogenic.

[dtothelu]

This reminds me of Oaty Fruity Bar.

[OrangeSodaLIVE]

What I have heard from fairly reliable sources is that this fictional beverage, "Slusho" has an exceptionally great taste from a secret ingredient found at the bottom of the ocean, and this substance can make a organism grow very fast and very large. While scooping the material from the seafloor, a small sea creature was mixed with it and turned into the cloverfield moster. The smaller creatures that come from its belly are parasites that live on it and also grew. Thumbs up so people can see!

[Cavalierman1000]

@OrangeSodaLIVE lol cloverfield is epic

[OrangeSodaLIVE]

What I have heard from fairly reliable sources is that this fictional beverage, "Slusho" has an exceptionally great taste from a secret ingredient found at the bottom of the ocean, and this substance can make a organism grow very fast and very large. While scooping the material from the seafloor, a small sea creature wasmixed with it and turned into the cloverfield moster. The smaller creatures that come from its belly are parasites that live on it and also grew. Thumbs up so people can see!

[Densetsu004]

Dammit Abrahms. xD

[stjepanzero]

BOOOM! AN WILD CLOVERFIELD MONSTER APPEARD OUT OF NOWHere AND DRANK ALL SLUSHO !

[WHITEOGREPPIN13]

slusho is so good! i can stop drinking it yumy

[TheDrSandman666]

WTF???

[BillyTheKid62]

Moose: Don't wait for an opportunity to come knocking on your door.

Male head: What a shame, what a shame...

Female head: To get far in this world, you have to pay attention. There's opportunities all around you.

[AdmiralAwesome50]

they keep drinking slusho in fringe

[thesniperdude1001]

in the supplement files there are personal videos that have the slusho! ingrediant in them

[Ellement90]

I wish Slusho was real i would have actually tried it haha

[jillsilver007]

:)  I think saw a scuba diver swim under a moose? :)

[Guercinator]

was this all just made for Cloverfield?

[007007a12]

なんか日本のＣＭというよりも、中国や韓国のものに近いな。

[GodzillaFan606]

did i see a monkey holding a lightsaber at the end?

[Leatherbubba]

If I could drink Delicious Slusho I would be sooo happy.

[syntheticopasetik]

the room WITH A MOOSE!!!

[frenchfry01]

if yellow submarine had a slushy...

[m021394]

WTF did i just watch 0_0

[blisstonia]

@m021394 >:)

[TianyieSeiWoi]

@blisstonia is. this. real...? O.O

[rickraptor707]

@m021394 my thoughts exactly

[rickraptor707]

@m021394 My thoughts exactly.

[alfok]

Slusho is Cloverfield blood?

[55Skate55]

fucking japanese and their trippy shit

[Idude893]

I feel your pain

[DestroyTheseWalls]

trippy lol wtf is slusho is it even real?

[kyzill]

this commercial begs the question

what was behind the door and why did the dude walk away after seeing what was inside?

[firethebaby]

I NEED MY SLUSHO!

[bessiexj9]

0:29 notice the freaky happy head is on the guy's stomach, where Marlena ''exploaded''. o_o

[DJNitty]

what is the name of song?

[marshan3q]

SLUSHO!?

[KingDerekx]

LMFAO AZNS R HYSTERICAL!!

[awesomevids246]

what does dont drink just six supposed to mean???

[marshan3q]

it's a viral marketing thing for Cloverfield. Cloverfield a website said " if you mix the letters, it says..."Toxic peoples death", something like that. Check out cloverfield viral stuff online.

[IMADRWILY]

Slusho is important in my life

Slusho is essential like love and happiness

[FlipLogic]

@IMADRWILY

Stupid, Slusho IS love and happiness

[CrazyCurryDude]

Who needs door handles when you have slusho.

[joeypunkrock11]

I don't understand how this Slusho drink thing is related to the Colverfield monster?? :S

Can someone explain?

[blisstonia]

the Slusho brand is owned by Tagruato Corp (which just hired Rob) they specialize in deep-sea drilling and such. It is believed the work they do is what awakened the cloverfield monster which had been in a hibernated sleep.

[joeypunkrock11]

Ahh. Right. Thanks mate, I understand now. :D haha

[MugendaiKai]

@joeypunkrock11 And not just Cloverfield... I'm still waiting for it to appear in Lost if it hasn't already...

[awesomevids246]

if you have more than six you explode!!

just like Marlena but she didnt drink slusho so i have a felling the secret ingredient is the parasites/monsters blood!!

[EXGHIDORAH]

@joeypunkrock11 In the movie Jason has a Slusho T-shirt.

[pil190]

i think the secret ingredient of this is the monster of cloverfield's blood :S!

that's why the fucking monster doesn't die by missiles and bombs, he's so active...

[Jonikiwi]

yeah dude you are so right,,, and thats why when that little monsters bite the girl she died

[pil190]

yeah, pople can't contain the poison, or whatever it is, in their buddy, so their stomach explodes when the monsters bite them

[cuaji51206]

Dude, no. Seabed's Nectar is the "secret" ingredient in Slusho, Seabed's Nectar was present in Human-Sized Parasites, the leeches that fall off the monster. The monster itself did die, although he is believed to be an infant.

[pil190]

ooh,,

[marshan3q]

the monster did NOT die, JJ ABRAMS Said.

[zalseon]

lol wtf?!

[rosydonut]

Isnt it made from frozen cloverfeild monster?

[mythalienfan]

lol

[bcoaster]

The slusho's like steroids bc the man like pulled the door outof the wall. Thats part of the reason why the monsters so like crazy. Also, the ingredient might be extracted from the parasites, like in the movie when marlena exploded. If u go to the site, the characters say their stomachs explode with flavor. notice the boys face was on that mans stomach in this video

[GotBomb]

You have issues, Lol

[K1dP5ycho]

Does anybody think that there's a weird shot from the film at the end?

[rejectedmuppet77]

@K1dP5ycho are you sure it's from the movie? all I see is like a cliff or something

[marshan3q]

it's in cloverfield. Here's what you do... go to the scene selection. Go to Scene 16 and wait 2-3 minutes. A secret Scene 17 will appear. Click on it, then the scene pic. Not all the selections will play. Just play around with it it's call.

[Karminapie]

woah u can't drink just six. omg its a drug! O_O

[blisstonia]

you want some slusho?

[rickraptor707]

@blisstonia yes i want some slusho

[fatalgrace79]

if you guys watch the new star trek movie, they mention Slusho as a drink at a bar scene.

[blisstonia]

indeed they do, i happened to wear my slusho shirt the night i went to see star trek 8)

[Unenthusiasticly]

I should have worn mine :O

[VanSisean]

Honestly, this stupid, yet funny, commercial was worth was worth watching even without the Cloverfield spoiler...

[kynies]

stupid japs

[chatusripitak]

Fuck you, racist.

[DMorbus]

I like how all of these commercials actually seem like they were created by people who had too much Slusho!. xD

[wOptimusw]

WHY DID HE SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CojoProductionStudio]

Monster + Internet + Slusho + Tagurato + Unknown movie name + Viral marketing campaign ÷ π = Cloverfield

[VicariousTheBand]

Epic win.

[wOptimusw]

LOL! WTF!

[Ookamiboy12]

what... the...fuck? 0.0

[thegoza45]

-hammer

-picture

-oven mitt

-cheese

=cloverfield

i dont get it

[Filmaker92]

WTF!?

[zx62]

i think its saying slusho wake up ortega

[Mercealago]

it says slusho we've got the flavor

[aachelabelaaron]

the nose and the mouth of the moose is a (tongue in cheek) portrait of the monster...u see the moose mouth and nose in the clouds in that cloverfield poster

[nusua]

the song says: Slusho - we got the baby.

-VH

[RabidFangirlofDoom]

I always thought it said, "Slusho - Bring out the flavor"...

[hideoutstudios]

I SAH A MONKEH!!! it was really fast...

[BlackNoir]

The confusing part (confusing to me, at least) is that after he opens the door, he looks at whats inside and runs away.

...why?!

[Soonni2k6]

'A toxic industry's junk'

THERE

You can't drink just six

=

A toxic industry's junk

[Soonni2k6]

Ew, wait, i got that wrong, obviously ^^

haah bare with me ;D

[Soonni2k6]

You might know this, but

You cant drink just six

(rearanged)=

A dirty industry's junk

Maybe seabed's nectar is the waste from the stuff that's pumped into the sea, almost frozen, and somehow becomes euphoric

[Groudonmaster687]

Where's the "x"?

[Soonni2k6]

huh?

[Groudonmaster687]

Oh, damn Youtube comment nesting. This was directed to another comment.

[megamanzx2280]

i found some thing out apperently tarugato lost a piece of a satellite in the atlantic ocean could this have been the splash in the movie and fyi tarugato is connected to slusho and slusho appeared in the movie im not sure but it might be connected

[Darkspark77024]

A great buissness strategy for J.J. Adams right now is to actually start selling slusho drinks with hidden clues on the cup like a cartoon dog that is put on the shirts of some people in a cloverfield 2 movie. u get mystery and a tasty drink that makes ur stomach explode with happiness.

[RyouXX13]

uhmm...yea...thats a great idea and stuff, but i dont think i would dare drink it, especially if it said seabed's nectar as an ingridient -__-

[G0ji938]

"seabed's nectar " is actually parasite venom/saliva/blood.

[Soonni2k6]

Wow, if this, Tagruato Corp. and Umbrella Corp. were real.

We'd be royally f*cked O:

[PostalFerretWithRum]

wake up!?!

[Dcastkid]

I wonder what the moose is saying...

[ramenisgood4u]

The slogan is the best :p

[KonaKonaTAIchan13]

lmao I bet no one drunk slusho for about a month after cloverfield

[blisstonia]

i drank double the slusho after cloverfield!!11

[acg0969]

IT's not a real drink

[KonaKonaTAIchan13]

Yeah whatever, do you really have to kill people's fun?

[acg0969]

STFU

[Argorok2346]

What the fuck

[NodDisciple1]

Slusho, just as WTF as the movie. :P

[KINGABORTUS]

slusho is made of nectar of the deep sea.while digging at the nectar they woke the monster

[TheOwNeR395]

Whats that noise in the last seconds of the video?can someone plz respond

[mooncowslow]

a monkey!

[EARTHDAYFAN]

wtf?!?!?

[FoxMcTrot]

this brings me back

[albatrash]

CLOVERFIELD IS A KELPIE!

[Maddhater1]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

[joelinhocampos]

Slusho, we have play that

[0hBeenly]

No, it's "We have the flavor"

[Vinitchz18]

bizzare

[Suzushisama]

FUCK YEAH SLUSHO!

[AJR3]

Was this supposed to make me want to drink this crap? All it seemed to do was reveal that Slusho is some sort of retard hallucinogenic drug drink.

[rosejuiz]

then dont drink it

[akenakiss]

well if i`m not wrong..red bull uses some extract from bull balls, so what`s the problem? :))

[darkmetal65]

shut the fuck up. seriously? aw, what the hell!

[ddan1eL]

dude what the fuck read before you speak retard

[akenakiss]

so..i'm not very sure how this replyin` thing works, so in case u called ME a retard: "Taurine is named after the Latin taurus, which means bull or ox, as it was first isolated from ox bile in 1827 by German scientists Friedrich Tiedemann and Leopold Gmelin.

taurine is one of the ingredients in red bull.

so i say again: IF u called ME a retard, and just IF..go fuck your mom..IF not, i don`t care

[akenakiss]

i am aware, however that the bile doesn't really have anything to do with the ballz..my point was simply that i too was kinda shocked to find out that my every day drink has bull extracts in it, and my second point is that i don't afford to take shit from the likes of you, boy

[ddan1eL]

Still redbull doesnt "use extract" from bulls balls taurine es found on everybodys bodies. You're still living in 1827 or what

[akenakiss]

still, it`s an urban myth, so it`s not like i invented it ffs..i can't afford to go wikipedia or whatever every time i wanna say something, or the life would be so less fun.

[akenakiss]

WIKIPEDIA: Urban legends surrounding the source of taurine have included bull urine extract and bull semen. While it's true that taurine is found in both sources, it is not the source of taurine in the pharmaceutical or food industry. And while taurine is sometimes extracted from the intestines of cattle, many food industry sources, including the popular energy drink Red Bull [1], make efforts to use synthesized sources that are vegetarian friendly.

[theknife111]

slusho makes me burst wiv happyness :D

[kandy07]

uh.......what the fuck.

[nkrug24]

haha

[strangethings2]

mabey slusho made marlana explode..

[blisstonia]

um...NO!

[Sk8Kr3w78]

um...MAYBE

lol

[blisstonia]

um...NO!

[americanmcgee1]

actually, they say that slusho makes you stomach explode with happy!

member her stomach?

[ptownsammy]

there must be something behind that slogan, "you can't drink just six." what is it?

[daveere2k7]

ok dude this is going to be a long explanation.

a massive japanese company owns slusho. and when checking the slusho website, they say that the main ingredient for slusho was found deep underwater. the ocean depths.

The secret is is that the ingredient is from the veins of the little monsters, which make your stomach explode. so u drink them, your stomach explodes.... so theyre telling you "you can't drink just six"

[ILoveLloydDobbler]

i get what your saying but what does that have to do with drinking jus six?

[aleksandar93]

Because 'You can't drink just six' rearnaged is 'A toxic industry's junk'

[scrambaldfilms]

ohhh ok now i see, some people on imdb are debating about what that means

[TheSchimmi]

the main ingredient in slusho! is a plant that grows deep in the ocean and has highly addictive properties and acts as an opiate

[Mercealago]

no the secret ingredient is seabeds necter.

[strangethings2]

mabety there are six caracters in cloverfield... or six monsters??

[rummyyummy94]

or because theres six different flavours

[JakeSchoby]

Not sure. but six is a reacurring thing in cloverfield. Thats the time when the movie starts...ends...and the number of the subway tunnel they took...right?

[Freekchild]

The door leads to the ocean and it filled up everything when he opened it

[Maninshades13]

The guy kept trying to open the door...then once it turns underwater he gets the door open. Once he looks in he looks kinda shocked then walks away...makes ya think, huh?

[Sk8Kr3w78]

i kno huh

[Mavrick360]

Seriously, they need to make like a Cloverfield .5 explaining all the weird shit that people have come up with explaining the monster and everything.

[Cam123465]

haha justin ko

[Mathew47]

... only from Japan..

[redalertg1]

what the hell ????

[darkelfin593]

WTF...

[OPRaces]

and also the picture on the wall that is at the begining of the vid is shown throughout the vid