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  • Lovely relaxation video- thank you

  • Yawn. This is like sooooo relaxing

  • lolz i have no idea what shes talkin about but her voice is epic so ama stay here and listen

  • almost fell a sleep watching the video, love it !!!!

  • hahaha i have both top comments?! hell yeah bitches i hope you all sleep well knowing that im the FUCKIN MAN! this calls for celebration bong hits all around

  • Jigglypuff is her daughter!

  • $10 says Lita smokes bud.

  • i´m from Argentina and her pronunciation is ...sooooo amazing OMG!!!

  • man hands.

  • que chato!

  • I used to be productive like you, then I took a massage to the knee.

  • dusaknddddddasjlasdzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • I want to finish on her heart chakra!

  • She does look like summer

  • you really have to be a prude to dislike something this nice.

  • Her voice is sooooo relaxing, but...something about the patient made me think she looked dead. .____.

  • @TinklePrincessOfOz your username goes perfect with the last part of your comment.

  • her voice...her voice is....zZzZzZzZz

  • This is exactly what I need

  • haha i have a top comment and i dont even remember wrighting it. i must have been drunk or stoned out of my mind cause thats some horrible grammer

  • @guitarplayer123 I don't know, judging by this comment, I'd say you were sober.

  • @guitarplayer123 *writing

  • @TeamTiggerlily haha thanks. i type to fast a lot. thats pretty bad though lol

  • She can read me a bedtime story every night.

    Omg I would travel to wherever she is just so she can massage me but she HAS to talk to me while doing it. Her voice is amazing

  • its not that relaxing if you imagine the patients dead.

  • @Chops69666 lol

  • Does anyone else notice that the sound quality of these videos is bad. There is just this faint fuzziness or something. There's one video I've seen where her voice is crystal clear and I loved it. Really do wish she would fix the audio quality. I would definitely buy her audios if she did.

  • Curious... how old is Lita?

  • ...I'm working up both sides of the neck, with my fingertipsssssssss....

  • "s it just me, or is the girl on the table Summer Glau (River Tam in Firefly / Cameron the terminator in TSCC)? I am quite sure."

    It's just you. There isn't the slightest resemblance.

  • She had me at 1:46

  • Listening while playing gta iv with sound down

  • Lita really professional

  • "this feels really wonderful...do that again!"

  • 13 people have a lot of tension in their scalps.

  • your model is exquisite! and your voice is very relaxing. a must watch video after a long day!!:)

  • 04:10 REPEAT BUTTON

  • i am a poor wayfairing stranger

  • So relaxing.  (-.-) ZZzzzzz...

  • LITAS GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER!!! BOOM! :D

  • C:

  • im in hypnose

  • Christ i need a cigarette...

  • marry me lita, sweet Jesus marry me!

  • the girl getting massaged looks so at peace

  • 1:38 oh yea now were talking!

  • Sehr sehr angenehm! Wer in Dresden mal eine gute Massage möchte, kann mal unter dresden-massage.de schauen! Viel Spass!

  • You should of been a hypnotherapist...

  • My english teacher's voice sounds just like this. I guess thats why i got straight D's in that class...

  • I think shes dead...

  • @senorkaboom Some people download the audio for relaxation.

  • I wish my gf had Ur voice

  • @jeepmudder07

    Screw the voice, I wish the girl on the table was MY girlfriend!

  • When she says "Do that again..." My soul...was like..I can't even explain it. D':

  • 13 people are just too stressed to relax.

  • i got my first massage in vegas and it was unbelievable, so ive tried 3 different times back here and sacramento and everybody sucks.

    so disappointed, i thought i found the bestt thing ever but nobody comes close to that girl in vegas

  • @oneadamtwelve86 Happy ending? ;)

  • im getting goosebumps on the back of my neck watching this

  • @novat52 thats win :)

  • i want to give lita a massage for all these virtual ones she's given me when i couldnt sleep!

  • If Bob Ross and Lita and a child, their name would be Bota and they would make anyone able to fall asleep

  • @guitarplayer123 and their house pet will be Jigglypuff :)

  • @guitarplayer123 I think Lib sounds better.

  • @guitarplayer123 such is the origin of snorlax

  • @guitarplayer123 And then their second child would be Jigglypuff.

  • Are you planning any new videos?

  • wow..last thing i remember is. "so first we begin"....

  • She and Bob Ross could get together

  • aaaaannnndddd I'm asleep ...

  • again, LITA, that girl is WAY uglier than SUMMER GLAU

  • i want to trade moms

  • Her daughter must be the most relaxed person EVER :D

  • hmm. wonder if her sex noises have the same effect :(

  • i listen to your videos to help me sleep at night. ty so much.

  • I think shes her daughter

  • 1:16 oh no you just talk as muck as you want :)

  • Don't Lita & Drive!

  • @unclelez I'd probably do that when I'm stoned and blast the lita channel.

  • I am a massage therapist.  Great video.

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  • Who is this same bitch getting a message in every Lita video I see??

  • @Lbnsalas18 I was just about to ask that!

  • @Lbnsalas18 @brittanee1609 It's her daughter,

  • I want a CD of just your voice.

  • Where do I sign up to be the "friend" in these videos?

  • 0:59 .....she's got some pointy ass knees.. js.

  • @donaldlover4ever Lol, I noticed that also.

  • 10 minutes of that voice. Oh bliss.

  • the best

  • @The1Shann YES. OMG YES. xD Happy little massages.

  • Best voice

  • Is it just me or does Lita sound like Kathy Baker?

  • This send's chill's UP my spine

  • So soothing, like a gentle brook of water, she has such an amazing voice. I am in a half sleep now.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • her voice is so relaxing i might actaul fall aske ueihudfvheohwifuhbveeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeee( face on keyboard)

  • @mynamesjiimmy69 that's pretty cool that your face hitting the keyboard managed to even SAY it did.

  • @turkeysandwich11 All made possible by the magic of Lita's voice. :D

  • looks like it's nap time for me

  • is she still alive?! ;O

  • 10 people have too many tight spots.

  • @whateversuckme Bow chicka bow wow.

  • she looks nothing like summer glau, the girl on the table is ugly as hell

  • i hav a boner

  • i think these 10 persons are only envious about Lita's work!!!

  • That Girl looks dead

  • My 6th grade english teacher sounded just like her... i guess that explains why i got straight D's

  • very nice massaging...and voice. I do enjoy listen to her, even so i am a woman !!

    hello to everybody from south of France.

  • I wish that was me laying there.

  • so relaxingggg

  • it would appear that 9 people have no soul

  • @keithphelpsmusic Lol I know right

  • I have panic attacks and have problems sleeping. Lita has has really helped me to sleep better and to feel less panic, thank you. Your voice is so soothing.

  • @rattqueen6969 Me too, I also have panic attacks. She helps me.

  • my cock has some tension xD

  • Who disliked this video? WHO?!

  • slee....zzzzz...so...relaxing.­....

  • Press 4 repeatedly.

  • Has anybody taken notice that the model getting the massage looks like the girl in the 'Deathstars' - Cyanide video?

    Same person?

    Sisters?

    Coincidence?

    Wierd -eh?

  • "My shokra is a little lower", lol. Didn't someone famous once say that?

  • 8 people were mad this wasn't porn.

  • @Soddykins Pretty hard to masturbate to.

  • @RespectMyCountry I remember -my- first beer.

  • It relaxes the.. WHOLE body?

  • What is the girl receiving the massage doing with her right arm at 8:08?

  • @rjarling letting it rest

  • Who is this woman?

    I didnt bother watching the video, just listened to her voice instead

    WOW

  • If you only watch the woman's neck that is getting the massage, it looks like some sort of weird maggoty hive living in it....just saying....RELAXATION!!!!!!

  • can you imagine half way a massage from her and she started to

    give your carrot a good waxing :) OMG! you would go into sensory overload!!!

  • That is one lucky bitch

  • that fukin girl is fukin lucky

  • wow. i dont even need to get a massage after listening to her.

  • Lita has the most relaxing voice I have ever heard.

  • Lita could narrate grass growing and I would still listen.

  • people should be ashamed of themselves to even think about disliking this!!

  • My cat Morris loves Lita's voice. He tried to get into the laptop, looking for her.

  • Lita's voice puts cannabis plants to sleep.....

  • That girl is a natural beauty

  • perfect hangover cure

  • @sophiesflorist hahaha

  • That lady getting the massage mocks us all. time to make a spa appointment:)

  • Couldn't be more relaxed. Oh, and thanks Lita for picking a hot model to massage. :)

  • I get such an awesome tingly sensation at the base of my head when i watch this!!!

  • I have yet to see the ending of this video

  • Chuck Norris met Lita and got a massage....ZZZzzz...ZZZzzz...Z­ZZzzz

  • This video was sooo sooooothing... I didn't intend to watch the whole thing, but I became completely engrossed. I'm scheduling a massage ASAP. Thank you Lita :)

  • Love that this is a 10 m

  • just looking at this video is making me tired and relaxed

  • It's not Summer Glau on the table, but that's one of the first things I thought too!

  • 8 people where dumb enough to watch this while driving.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzz

  • @joarheterjag

    Oh wow, that's pretty cheap. I'm in America. You can't go to any doctor really without insurance. I mean, you CAN, but you'll (Usually) be paying a lot. I haven't gone to a regular doctor in years, or a dentist in years. I just can't afford anything like that. (I need teeth pulled too. D: 1,000+)

    Unlike the rest of the world that is logical, we don't go to a doctor unless we're dying, and even when we finally do we're only worried about what the cost will be.

  • Funny statistics: "This video is most popular with: (1) Male 35-44, (2) Male 45-54, (3) Male 25-34."

    Why doesn't the women want to listen to Lita? >.<

  • @joarheterjag probably cause their too busy taking care of the house while their husbands are watching this :P I love watching massages or people brushing their hair, its relaxing to me.

  • @joarheterjag Im a 26 year old woman and I LOVE listening to Lita's voice, it helps me relax so much before I go to bed - I wish I could dowload her voice on Itunes lol! I would even go as far to say Im a little bit addicted to her ha ha!

  • @ailee241 get a program called atubecatcher. just google it, u can rip files from youtube, convert to whatever format u want and upload it to ur itunes. enjoy :D

  • @joarheterjag Hmmm, Oedpus complex ftw? :D

  • @joarheterjag 23 year old female faithful viewer right here! :D

  • @joarheterjag men are probably more stressed then women. idk just thinkin out loud

  • @joarheterjag most of the videos on youtube have that statistic, just because there are so few female youtubers.

  • @joarheterjag I'm female and listen to Lita. I just don't comment often.

  • @joarheterjag I think women listen to Lita, men watch the girl on the table. :P

  • @joarheterjag I'm a woman and I love watching massage videos!

  • @joarheterjag

    Lita doesn't nag, blame men for anything, or force them to do anything she wants with the occasional usage of vagina as a reward.

    You know, she's not like most women (American or from any other country that feminism has destroyed).

  • @joarheterjag Im a girl and I listen to Lita every night when I sleep...