Okay, really, stop attempting Scottish, until you can actually get it right, not everybody says Fit Lyk you know, a simple what (whit) like is used in most other parts of scotland and I'm quite sure no neds use it either :\
@Deadspacekenny ok spaz! also using vulgar language doesn't get your point across, it only makes you sound like an immature unprofessional child......who needs to grow up
Oy, why do so many Europeans seem to pigeonhole American accents into the southern accent? Something tells me this guy has never even stepped a foot on North America.
Man fuck off, how the hell can ppl say he needs a life. All he did was made a youtube video with the aim to make others laugh. Put his own time into this, it made me laugh so i aint bothered
i like the hi u,the ninja,the chat up,and the what is up! those are my favorites! ♥♥♥
nerdybirdy567 1 day ago
at 6 he's a duck
TheSalefriden 5 days ago
PRESS 7 HES BURPING
TheSebyxxl 1 week ago
press 6 lolol xD
MelanieStryder105112 2 weeks ago
i watch some very strange videos... :)
Bellatrixy1 3 weeks ago
srsly, stop making videos -.- are you retarded?
Abyssic1 4 weeks ago
i say hello with my middle finger!
zachherbst444 1 month ago
ха-ха-ха! прикольный парень)) артистично кривляется))
MsGala358 1 month ago
Im sorry, but the gangster you are portraiting is not a real gangster.
Totte290 1 month ago
homo
michiman57 1 month ago
LOL youre weird dude....
MrMdog1213 1 month ago
PRESS 7 FOR BARF LOL
omgcat2679 1 month ago
Die Antipathie wächst ins unermessliche.
RelativRelevant 1 month ago 3
sorry but your Borat impression's really bad..
aFckinPear 1 month ago
1 - TOTALLY GAY !!!
AntonioBGDE 1 month ago
Number 8 sounded like anthony from smosh!
TheKingi44 1 month ago
shut the fuck up
gordon12347665 1 month ago
Nice to meet you how much
AlreadyHerePL 1 month ago
My greeting is number 6
MrBruneras12 1 month ago
@MrBruneras12 u got dat right! lol
nerdybirdy567 1 day ago
I usually said hello, then i took an arrow in the knee
2Fight4War 2 months ago
I say "terve".
JuliaKawanova 2 months ago
sctually sounded like borat
jumbofingers 2 months ago
HAY IAAAH!!
Kefir96 3 months ago
WHAT americans says "sup breh"
saelee1488 3 months ago
I say Bonjour comment va tu ?
pedobear2255 3 months ago
I say Bonjour comment va tu ?
pedobear2255 3 months ago
i actually hated all of this
lachlanSB 3 months ago 19
RACIST!
TheLukeLuke99 3 months ago
i say cao kako si
darthvaderstudios 3 months ago
I once thought that you're cool... Not anymore... I think I've grown up...
soulservivor 3 months ago
you sure like to stereotype americans.....you also need a life J1J8
jruch314 3 months ago
@jruch314 I'm Scottish and he stereotyped us.. I laughed 'cause I can take a joke. Also, get a life? LOL he earns money making these videos
attitudepark 3 months ago
@attitudepark are you asking me to get a life?
jruch314 3 months ago
the american one made me laugh cuz im american haha :)
bluedragon636 3 months ago
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#4 was creepy.....
xXPurpleLoliTranceXx 4 months ago
i say wer wor war warum
HumanLycan100 4 months ago
daa
learn23211 4 months ago
unfotunatleythis video was so fuken shit ;)
zeki786khan 4 months ago
i thought you would speak different languages not dialects... sh...
raffofiction 4 months ago
I say "Gde si ti brate, u picku materinu!"
TheLegendOfAri 4 months ago
i say gutentaug
MrC1ean1 4 months ago
goddamn stereotypes
TalonMercenary 5 months ago
What about 'Ohai Mark'?
NAAMxLOOS 5 months ago
the 2nd was more australian to me?
mitchell0406 5 months ago
hola chicas! :)
Mrlancoon 5 months ago
I thought it was pretty hilarious that I'm an American and I couldn't hardly understand his so called American accent LOL love this dudes vids!
MELODYrandomTV 5 months ago
wtf is this
X6xWARHAWKx9X 5 months ago
WAZZZUUUUUUUUUP?????
xXxBromeliaxXx 5 months ago
Okay, really, stop attempting Scottish, until you can actually get it right, not everybody says Fit Lyk you know, a simple what (whit) like is used in most other parts of scotland and I'm quite sure no neds use it either :\
BowedYapper 5 months ago
I say "Tjena :D"
H4rdcor3BOX 5 months ago
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What kind of crap does he have in his closet
jesus?
sxngaming 5 months ago
what kind of crap does he have in his closet?
JEEZ!
sxngaming 5 months ago
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you are so retarded...
cacaretu 5 months ago
we already know the best greeting its "KUNICHUYAAA!!!!"
SatanicAlchemy1 5 months ago
@SatanicAlchemy1 you spelled it wrong. It is Konnichiwa. If you are going to say it is the best at least know how to spell it. LOL
MrDragontamer2009 5 months ago
@SatanicAlchemy1 Baka
Tygearianus 5 months ago
@Tygearianus urusai, bakarayo
SatanicAlchemy1 5 months ago
stop making videos!!!!!!!!!!!!! pleas
IbenMaistro 5 months ago
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so NOT funny!!!!
IbenMaistro 5 months ago
Hi dude!
twistytrain 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA! Nr.9 is so fucking best!
AneLinette 6 months ago
i thought no.10 is annoying orange
ajsam 6 months ago
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAA
HeroicNight 6 months ago
Tha gangster one is so lame
jackson0575 6 months ago
1:40 made me go from completely silent to laughing :P
FFleurDDeLLuna 6 months ago
that is not funny
boggerama1 6 months ago
hahah whaaaaaazzz uppppppp??? aaaaahahahahaah this guy is amazing! XD
MELODYmjjStar 6 months ago
I feel like #4 is going to rape me!!
EvrasSnakeGirl651 7 months ago
lol this guy is messed up. but it's still funny.
ally541 7 months ago
i'm # 7
cutybun29 7 months ago
stupid
infiltraitor2 7 months ago
2 is awesome and 5 and the 10
TheKingi44 7 months ago
Lame
stavangermelk 7 months ago
the chat up, if u do it in real life, u will get kicked in the balls. enough said.
zViiPeZHD 7 months ago
illitarate biatch
superfenixa 7 months ago
I'm #7
gettareellife 8 months ago
the most 1092 people are weird like him.
luizluiz1992 8 months ago
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luizluiz1992 8 months ago
you're fucking retarded
BooMxDeViLDoG 8 months ago
I take the "American" one offensive.. just saying.
RadGirl11 8 months ago
actually the extreme shy is kinda creepy.... :S
AngieChasinFireworks 8 months ago 103
@AngieChasinFireworks lol idem
vichobreakthewall 4 months ago
@AngieChasinFireworks
It actually sounds a bit gay ;P
Johnteman101197 3 months ago
@AngieChasinFireworks jag sägar hej
maltesius 3 months ago
@maltesius tja mannen
maltesius 3 months ago
I don't think that Scottish people sound like that...
tommysparrowkill 8 months ago
Every american who's watching this is angry because of the american style =p hahaha
dejong20 8 months ago
What the fuck did i just watch..?
ERICx223 8 months ago
buy a new life please !
XperienceForce 8 months ago
F***ing nissan commercial
Frickitt 8 months ago
this used to be my favourite youtube video ever XD
xweetokfairy 8 months ago
@Deadspacekenny ok spaz! also using vulgar language doesn't get your point across, it only makes you sound like an immature unprofessional child......who needs to grow up
jruch314 8 months ago
not even good
kilometers99 8 months ago
This is how I do it,
"Hi."
That's all you need to do!
Glogirlglori 8 months ago
I say "hej hvordan går det? :) "
kasp7447 8 months ago 34
@kasp7447i say "Hejsa" or "Hej!" or "HEY WAZZZAAAAAAAAAA"
xDing4D 4 months ago
No.8 - The Rapist
TheRealMarkster 9 months ago
My name is Jay' Juan and a zoned out at the end of the video, when it was like "J1", and J8... I thought it said my name J1 xD
JayJhuan 9 months ago
2, is the best stupid fuckers awesome video
magic666z 9 months ago
I like how the American one counts for about 1% of the people who actually live in rural areas.
downtowndougb 9 months ago
dude to help u out Gangsta= Yo what up my homies
TheMswannabesinger 9 months ago
Comic sans...jesus fucking christ...
TheXeeman 9 months ago
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i fucking need you to die a slow and painful death
theoneandonlyJB17 9 months ago
Quite seriously, none of those sounded like any sort of known accent on earth... really
._.
clumpy1000 9 months ago
cigar still had the plastic
Darkness0111 9 months ago
Ya....I think i got it............
keroro10318 9 months ago
and number 10 U TOTALY SUCK!!!!!!!u should be ur self and call it the Gay greating.
mrrandomliam 9 months ago
fail
0113L 9 months ago
Scottish one is shit. we clearly headbutt people on welcome.
omgpaulthompson 9 months ago
@omgpaulthompson and drink? headbutt than beer?
jruch314 9 months ago
Lol the cigar is still wrapped in.
231johnjohnson 9 months ago 2
Press 9 rapidly to hear Asshole lol
TechHackz415 9 months ago
Didn't even waste a cigar for the vidoe. Was it due to low budget?!
user25505 9 months ago
du bist doch sicher deutsch oda?
acharem 9 months ago
@tomboy042 because it's the most funny/retarded.
west coast i find pretty hilarious too, they're also probably the easiest to imitate.
Chingophia 9 months ago
@tomboy042 is southern what? south american?
i've been exposed to enough american media and bloody politicians to be able to differentiate between the american dialects.
i would like to see you tell the difference between all the british accents
Chingophia 9 months ago
1:25 you sound like Joey from FRIENDS. The same line; "How you doin'?".
Idunism 10 months ago
the borat style is the best
linzadagangster 10 months ago
dude put ur shirt on
1996dooley 10 months ago
Lol GAY!
BillowXD 10 months ago
the french: I SURRENDER!
SillyMooon 10 months ago
Wtf are u fucking stupid?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxthe1bestxx 10 months ago
none of these are right....
tonymlg91 10 months ago
the ninja one is like relly offensive gosh >:[ ninjas dont always have to be asian and we dont talk like that DUH
iCanBeAlsome 10 months ago
@SSPrivateRay wtv
TalbotEric 10 months ago
@SSPrivateRay turkish poophead?? how old are you? 10? you're as gay as him
TalbotEric 10 months ago
@SSPrivateRay are you kidding me??? WOW
TalbotEric 10 months ago
press 7 for burp
RavacSRB 10 months ago
the gangsta just is gay
you are saying what up doc
u are retarded
zYxMeRkMaNxYz 10 months ago
Hey, nice to meet you. How much? hahahahaa
Galaxxyz 10 months ago
Lol
SutherlandMegan 11 months ago
your gay man
TalbotEric 11 months ago
how do i say hello?? well i'm american and i do not sound like that. americans are cooler than you. grow up.
misschatterbox100 11 months ago
@misschatterbox100 jeez... it's called humor... ¬¬
MsNoctifer 10 months ago
Americans do notttttttttt sound like that :P maybe some places in the south, but that's just embarrassing ahahaha
xThatsillogicalx 11 months ago
press 6 many times
MrLjungan23 11 months ago
1:08 ahah ninnjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, whoa
MsGera1994 11 months ago
Oy, why do so many Europeans seem to pigeonhole American accents into the southern accent? Something tells me this guy has never even stepped a foot on North America.
brackguyTN 11 months ago
YOU SUCK!
GrannyGroovinGravity 11 months ago
Totally ROFLED at The Ninja and at The Hi You
MegaVille100 11 months ago
# 4 favorite
Itachi476 11 months ago
no.2 he done it alittle wrong
TheCoolchris99 11 months ago
Co za asy...
Silphor 11 months ago
Man fuck off, how the hell can ppl say he needs a life. All he did was made a youtube video with the aim to make others laugh. Put his own time into this, it made me laugh so i aint bothered
marnup92 11 months ago
i say - hai, kossn går da?
cgblogg 11 months ago
I'm pretty sure if you did 10 the people would just run...
3r1kTTR90 1 year ago
for u this is funny? asshole. get a real life
Mareshandrei 1 year ago
No. 8 is more like the creeper!!! lol but I still love it!! good job!!
AWrootbeerlover1 1 year ago
WASSUP!
05nixonsryu 1 year ago
WASSUP!
05nixonsryu 1 year ago
#11
filipinoboy09 1 year ago
Sorry, this was meant to be funny? Oh "ha ha", then... well... not really...
Phoenix7494 1 year ago
Ups... I forgot to laught.... -.-
AliceLynn2Jam 1 year ago
shig gaq boshyo
tornikebubu 1 year ago
1. and 4. sound so GAY LOL :D
slayerzan 1 year ago 70
@slayerzan dude ALL of them sound relly gay if u not noticed....
iCanBeAlsome 10 months ago
@slayerzan all of them sound gay and not funny, obviously this guy isn't american NOR been to america cause that is NOT HOW WE SAY HELLO HERE
jruch314 9 months ago
@slayerzan
and also 8 :]
Agnietube 8 months ago
i like number9 and10
raiders4ever100 1 year ago
was die bumsen ist dieser,fail of a verdammte american im die Bronx
TRAINS3245 1 year ago
sup
roadkillnl 1 year ago
hi
VulcanravenGER 1 year ago
Get off my back people some one got on my account and messed with it
TheYamaoto 1 year ago
I say hello like hello
BIGMAN201939 1 year ago
dare you to put Borat and Ninja style together. yeah i went there.
twizteez 1 year ago
gay fish
olfan92 1 year ago
@olfan92 more like ein jewish
TRAINS3245 1 year ago
I'll get over it when I'm deaf as a bat
TheYamaoto 1 year ago
you disgrace my japanese family with your ninja hello quit messing up the japanese culture you baka
TheYamaoto 1 year ago
@TheYamaoto I agree. . . :I people out there these days make me feel bad v.v
1matt63 1 year ago
@TheYamaoto wow dude get over it its just for entertainment mate
GoryLOLAssassin 1 year ago
@TheYamaoto get over it. thats why everyone makes fun of asian. learn to laugh.
PiccoloCavolo 1 year ago
I was acutally to embrassed to watch :/
MrJossiv 1 year ago
The Ninja(#6) and The What Is Up(#10) is funny!!
Rick33fat 1 year ago
stupid as hell, but i laughed a lot xD
johanitaLoca 1 year ago
DAMN! This guy really needs a life!!!
znottie555 1 year ago 118
7 was the funniest!!
3skyrunner3 1 year ago