The Angry News - Chicago Cubs sign Fukudome

[keshalashay]

Fuk u, do me ! lol It's 1:42am, i gotta get up at 5:15 but these videos are like drugs and i can't get enough. lol

[AngryAussie]

@keshalashay You're an addict!

[millerchance007]

yes yes multi-culturalism can be fun indeed

[AngryAussie]

@millerchance007 It sure can be

[AngryAussie]

No end of fun to that name.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks mate :) Apparently a lot of Chicago Cubs fans don't have a sense of humour.

[vickiormindyb]

It's a pun.

I only know that, b/c I used to live with the king of puns. His weren't hilarious though. They were more along the lines of letting off steam via a circuitous route.

You had to be hyper subtle with his colleagues. Most were doctors (Ph.D.'s) with no sense of humor.

He was the only one who had one.

This is the same guy who's lab neighbor disliked me for my lack of education.

[AngryAussie]

Doctors rarely have senses of humour

[Cubbiesgal]

umm I dont get it ! :S

[AngryAussie]

I'm clearly too subtle

[qubemaster]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Multiculturalism FTW

[AngryAussie]

For sure

[qubemaster]

This shit was hilarious. I'm subscribing because of your tastefully "juvenile" sense of humor!!! Keep this shit coming.

[AngryAussie]

If you like juvenile, I'm your man

[CanaanSGl]

フクドメ

福留

[theKmanBearsCubs]

goddamn this is funny!!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[theKmanBearsCubs]

yup

[opperkerty3]

Very Funny, and I'm a Cubs fan.

[AngryAussie]

Good to see you have a sense of humour :)

[SventheCrusader]

What the hell is with all the rampant America haters? They spawn like tinfoiler conspiracy theorists.

And yes, working with someone named Fukudome would be entertaining.

[AngryAussie]

People are just like that.

[BalooDumptruck]

this was so funny, womnder who came up with the name

[AngryAussie]

I believe the Japanese don't actually pronounce it that way ;)

[BalooDumptruck]

true

[BalooDumptruck]

@lllniwek9313

shut up you fat yankee, go rape some children and eat cheetoos on a couch

[HostileCupcake]

U are the best fucken ever!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[SYFANT]

HAHAHAHA i fell out of my seat!!!!

[AngryAussie]

Glad you enjoyed it :)

[hyuugabrother]

fukudome

[afterthesirens]

my local minor league team who is an affiliate of a big league club had Adam Blackwell from Sydney and recently our best player, Mitch Denning from Gosford. And stereotypical hotheaded Aussie pitcher, Grant Balfour of Sydney, was in the national championship finals so Oz baseball players are of decent numbers. =]

[AngryAussie]

Nice to know!

[Hadrian119]

haha hooray for multiculturalism

[AngryAussie]

Hooray!

[PMNBlockhead]

my brains are now pulp, from the hillarity

XD

[AngryAussie]

Hilarity is what I try to provide.

[Psychokitten67]

I lol'd =]

[AngryAussie]

Cool

[Joshinaj]

Multi-culturism is fun :P

[AngryAussie]

It sure is

[ashdog7]

nice name

[hyper4lifedude]

imagen if the commentator was half way through saying his name when the mic stopped working "and hes running for second base Fucku-"

in replays of that game would they have to beep it out?

[AngryAussie]

The potential for fun is endless

[ajkiikja]

Ahhhh i live for these videos xD

[AngryAussie]

I'm glad I helped you live.

[mandowarrior123]

my kids gonna b named after im....

[AngryAussie]

You must be a fan!

[mandowarrior123]

nope. just a twat.

[fizzycan]

oh man that was halarious your a inspiration :D

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[ScarlettKitsune]

Hahaha! Oh my, oh my... XD

[AngryAussie]

I couldn't help myself

[millhouse969]

omg dude u r so fuckin funny u r awsome Go Cardinals

[AngryAussie]

Shout it at a game!

[millhouse969]

next cubs game i go to i will

[ByakuyaDei]

Being a big Cubs fan and even a BIGGER Fukudome fan...

I am now going to scream this out every game I'm at.

Hahahaa!

[AngryAussie]

I hear he's doing well - you should have plenty of opportunity to scream!

[XtremeAussie]

lol how much better would it be if his number was 69 haha immaturity il never let go

[AngryAussie]

hahahah immaturity FTW!

[144gt]

Why do you know baseball?

Do you live in the United States?

[AngryAussie]

I read news online.

[drewdwn78]

Personally, I like Fuck-U-Dummy....

Oh, and by the way...

Cubs still suck.

Go Sox! ;)

[AngryAussie]

Oh yeah, that'll get the cubs fans off my back.

[Scandium98]

They suck alright...2nd best, or 3rd best record in baseball along with the best team ba, pitches per at bat, and most homeruns....I'd say you are spot on with that analysis.

[mylovelydame21]

Is THAT how you pronounce it? OMG! That's awesome! I wish I worked with a "FUCK-YOU-DO-ME".

[AngryAussie]

Not really, just my cheap joke

[Keegan56]

Haha good stuff. I'm sure there were tons of people thinking the same thing when they saw that name.

Stupid haters

[AngryAussie]

I'm thinking fukudome must be doing well because people keep watching this video. Who knew baseball fans didn't have a sense of humour?

[514155]

u ever think about doing something more productive with your time?

[AngryAussie]

More productive than having fun, entertaining thousands and making money? Hmmmmmm... nope.

[514155]

that's pretty sad mate, sorry.

[AngryAussie]

So what part are you too fucking stupid to appreciate? Having fun, entertaining thousands or making money?

You're fucking pathetic.

[514155]

too stupid to appreciate? Anybody with more-than average intelligence would not find this entertaining, nor fun, and would make more money doing something more meaningful. "fucking pathetic"? you must be pointing your finger at yourself. You take away descency and intelligence from a human being, and you're left with a useless, shit-squarting worthless creature that is only harmful to the rest and consume valuable resources of this planet... kind of like yourself.

[AngryAussie]

So we're clear now - you're too fucking stupid to understand at all. Nice job of show the world what an irredeemable fuckwit you are.

[Tokyo4134]

Dear Mr bumpkin head. It teaches you. Lesson 1. The meaning of a his family name. 福 FUKU is fortune；luck；good 留 DOME is fasten；hold Lesson 2. God called sitiFUKUjin is in one of many God of JAPAN. SITIFUKUJIN meaning of Seven Lucky Gods. Lesson 3. A place name and a person's name of JAPAN. FUKUI.FUKUOKA.FUKUSIMA.FUKUYAM­A.FUKUDA.FUKUZAWA.FUKUNAGA.FUK­UMOTO.FUKUNISI.etc... Many places many names used FUKU. The last. You are neme is...God of stupid. Did you like it?

[AngryAussie]

Hello Mr Obsessive compulsive fuckstick.

It's called a joke.

You're a fucking dweeb.

Fuck you. Do me.

[airham77]

1st off, let me get my dummies because ur an idiot making a 2 minute vid on ppl just saying Fuk-u-do-me.

2nd, i made up Fuk-u-do-me before anyone because my friend had his japanese jersey before he even was on the cubs, so dang.

F.Y.I. "getting your dummies" means that when some1 says or does something stupid, sort of like you did, then you say gimme my dummies, and push them in the head, but if some1 says no dummies after they say something stupid then they are immune from dummies.

[AngryAussie]

ummmmmm.... thanks?

[yv916]

you are nothing but a racist asshole who couldn't really read........he might the last name that you can't say it right, but you had the ungly face that your mama give you for life!!!!

[abatch24]

looks like fukudome is doing good so far. u would lick his ballsack

[AngryAussie]

Interesting choice of comment. Spend a lot of time dreaming about licking ballsacks do we?

[abatch24]

i bet u do

[AngryAussie]

You're the one bringing it up, freak boy.

[abatch24]

australians are gay homos

[AngryAussie]

Is that as opposed to heterosexual homos? Is everyone where you live as brain damaged as you? Or are you a special case?

[SatanX5]

Childish joke

[AngryAussie]

Most of my jokes are childish.

[stick124]

i shold say that in school the teacher gets mad at me i say i was talkin about the chicago cubs

[AngryAussie]

Yeah. Although that probably won't help you.

[AngryAussie]

I would say you have issues.

[zosoph33r]

omg you are giving british pep a gay name. its not pronouned fucku btw dumbass.

[AngryAussie]

Wow, it's really hard to know where to start with pointing out what a stupid comment this is.

[gocubbies40]

ur not even funny

[Martyrmaul]

Lmao.

Even though you'd say it 'Fookoodohmeh'.

[AngryAussie]

Don't get in the way of my cheap jokes ;)

[abatch24]

hey AUSSIE, i got something to say to ya. FUK U DO ME NIGGA

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, you're OG I can tell.

[abatch24]

u probably rape little boys in their sleep. god ur fucking sick u meachbag. u probably suck on big balls and itch butt

[AngryAussie]

Does that impress the other kids in kindergarten. Because to grownups you just look like a fucking moron.

[abatch24]

the only thing u impress is FUK U DO ME"S NUTsack in ur mouth. Australia, do i fucking care about the kids in kindergarten, there gonna be doing the same thing as they get older. so why dont u make like a banana and shit.

[AngryAussie]

Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, never let it be said there isn't enough internet access in mental institutions.

[dragonlight06]

If anything there's too much access in metal institutions... And the purple monkey sitting in the corner making paper hats agrees.

[abatch24]

u probably say that to another dude, when he says something, u probably say FUCK U DO ME

[G0ingc0mmand0]

wow! haha im actually 65 miles from chicago in a small town of dekalb. and well i hate the cubs but now i have a reason to love them. can you imagine a parent asks "what player did you get a autograph from"? oh! "FUKUDOME"!

[AngryAussie]

At least there's something you like about them now :)

[BuyUSAsEthanolKilOil]

a juvenile sence of humor... your not a juvenile... good luck with you life, im sure youll go far... psh

[AngryAussie]

A fucked up attitude and a complete lack of a clue. Yeah. you have a great life ahead of you.

[BuyUSAsEthanolKilOil]

i have a fucked up attitude... maybe you should rewatch your video... and "complete lack of a clue"... HA HA HA - i see you have a juvenile education as well

[AngryAussie]

As you don't understand what a fool you're making of yourself with idiotic comments like that, I'll put you out of your misery.

BTW, you're not only a clueless fucktard, you're incredibly boring.

[BalooDumptruck]

@BuyUSAaethanolKilOil

im sure your life in coughamericancough will be pleasent with your so called changed president

[adeafninja]

hey Angry...it's official man. I have watched every single one of your videos. did this result in bad grades for collge? more than likely. am I better for the experience? Extremely.

[AngryAussie]

hahahahah glad you've got your priorities straight!

[adeafninja]

ha I learn more from you than I do from the damn computer classes.

[ashah33]

wow wtf fuckyoudome fukudome is amazing!

[AngryAussie]

he has an amazing name

[fordorama1]

fukyoudome  ..........no seriously.....

[Effyness]

Fukudome. XD If that's a juvenile sense of humor, I have the most childish sense of humor in the whole world 'cause I couldn't stop laughing.

[AngryAussie]

It's nice to know I'm not the only one :)

[koochka]

WTF

[ltlevapeep]

lol i saw this vid where there was some chinese guy screaming his name lol

[AngryAussie]

OK, sounds a bit weird.

[ajkiikja]

Hahaha I cant stop laughing

[AngryAussie]

That's the effect I wanted :)

[mowen4567]

well u hit the nail on the head

[tuber727]

lol this vid cracks me up every time...just favorited it now =)

[AngryAussie]

cool, glad you like it so much

[TwiDragon1000]

the mask guy is funny

[AngryAussie]

thanks

[VanMan1]

I bet you know it's really pronounced FOO-koo-doe-may.

[AngryAussie]

Don't spoil my fun ;)

[VanMan1]

Hey, I'm a Cub fan. Gotta stick up for my guys!

[Krayzi]

Well you're not the only one with a juvenile sense of humor. And actually I have yelled fuck you do me at school a couple of times and used the fact that he's a baseball player to get out of it. Why? Because I can. ha.

[AngryAussie]

Exactly! You can't let opportunities like this pass you by.

[Piv0txN00b]

Now that i realy think about it the only one that wouldent think its fun is fukudome

[Piv0txN00b]

Id Download i virus on his computer and go over to a I.T tech and say "Fuck You... Dome"

"Fukudome is at his desk and he is haveing technal Diffculties"

[AngryAussie]

I think help desks hear things like that all the time ;)

[Veelasiren]

HAHA he'd never be able to find his nametag, everyday someone would find a way to steal it:)

[AngryAussie]

Yeah it would be a popular souvenir

[bezzasnix]

LMAO!

[Machetazo1]

Haha "for those of you who aren't familiar with Japanese pronounciation"... at least he was honest.

[TasChic]

There are many levels to my laughter over this one.. That poor fella had the worlds coolest/cruelest parents.... he must mistake what his girlfriend is saying alot... imagine his dates. by just saying his name he could either get laid or get laid out!!

Cheers

TasChic

[AngryAussie]

I wouldn't be able to stop making jokes if I knew him.

[TasChic]

omg too funny.. HAHAHAHAHAHA if only i coulkd be a fly on the wall the day that happened!!

[Machetazo1]

Um hunny deary, your english perspective is not the only one in the world, despite that white people have always like to think that throughout history for some reason, so it's not pronounced like that oficially actually ANYWHERE. Besides, parents don't make lastnames. Cheers

[Amanda0928]

I can't stop laughing hahaha!

[AngryAussie]

That's my goal!

[Warkid1993]

lolol

[Machetazo1]

Not even by your own vernacular standards does it work... one example- "u" would not verbally pan out to be phoneticized as "yu".

[Machetazo1]

Well for all you phonetic lingualy limited colonists (If you're not ancestrally indigenous to the land you live on, then you are a COLONIST which, by the way "australia", you should try leaving BACK to the "aboriginees"), It is Fu-KOO-Du-Meh. Of course, I have come to the colony "usa", learned english better than the anglo, and

[Machetazo1]

(cont'd) I have went on to 3 other languages, 1 of them being NiHongo, or- "Japanese". I can see where you might have to go on a far lingual stretch to make this comical sketch work, but those who take it seriously are in trouble.

[AngryAussie]

So you say. You and your education. That's hardly going to stop me making cheap jokes.

[123hodges123]

"why did the cardinals lose?" "aw, fukudome again!"

[AngryAussie]

hahahaha how often will we hear that?

[ThetaSigma782]

classic

[ThetaSigma782]

Fuck you, aussies are so much better than you... we have decent beer, unlike the poor shit you call 'beer'

[AngryAussie]

Do me!

[JonnieG33]

being a die-hard cubs fan, im really looking forward to yelling his name at the top of my lungs everytime he hits the ball..

[AngryAussie]

It would add fun to the day!

[JokerRose]

roflmmfao nice i actualy read that wile i was in school and almost got in to trouble for it lmao i was on the floor laughing at that and she asked what was so funny so i said his name and i got yelled at lmmfao

[AngryAussie]

HAHAHAHHAHA you gotta be a bit more careful at school!

[glenny3972]

Hey AA we got any commentary of this Fukudome?

And more importantly has he been butt raped when asked his name when he went to renew his licence?LOL

[commanderjebus]

lol, fuck you do me

[Cherri59]

My son had an emergency dental work done a week ago. The dentist's last name was Hell! Seriously! Can you imagine having the last name Hell?

[asha3153]

haha some people have the funniest last names

[AngryAussie]

And I like finding them.

[homer1561]

hahahaha fuck you, do me!!!! haha classic!

[AngryAussie]

I couldn't let it pass.

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[Damongrl15]

XD

I didn't get the joke 'till you said it out loud.

I was reading by the japanese pronunciation of it

OH U

[AngryAussie]

Of course this wouldn't work as a written joke - I had to say it.

[juz1093]

i would really hate to hav that name lol

[AngryAussie]

School would be hell.

[juz1093]

yeah im in year 8 atm it would totally SUCK

[AngryAussie]

Nobody is as vicious with names as schoolkids. That was my standard when picking my own kids' names: make sure it won't get them beaten up at school!

[TurduckenTV]

"...Becuase I have a really juvinall(sp?) sence of humor!"

LMAO That was too funny!!

I love your vids!!

[Whoo69]

Not exactly. It kinda takes a stretch to make it sound like "fuck you do me." It's actually "Foo-koo doh meh"

[AngryAussie]

It wasn't a stretch for me at all. Because I'm very immature.

[Whoo69]

nice

[Montagraph]

That was great! Fuk u do me! Hilarious.

[AngryAussie]

I started laughing as soon as I saw the name.

[conmech]

And one more thing, I really envy your "factory" of videos. U know the hardest video for me is a simple blog like this one. Cause since I can't speak properly, I have to edit every sentece second by second. Aaaaargh!!!

[AngryAussie]

I think you do astoundingly well making videos in a second language.