legolas by laura

[DarkSideLucks]

YOUR VOICE.

;A; I luv it.

[wilnich592]

AND THE LEGOLAS SAID

[TheTheDVX]

"Because they did the same to me" hahahaha.

[LaraDarkwood]

Meanwhile, someone was writing a decent fanfiction.

[Alistair20001]

Then the fright began! xDD I can't...stop...laughing!!!

[Alistair20001]

And then the Dark Lord said "Welcome Laura!" xDDDDDD

[jabberwockyBC]

Talk about your cliffhangers!

[ninnariaein]

Mondor: a tights shop in Canada (no seriously, go to google maps, it exists)

[TheMarvellousTache]

And this is why I like Gimli. There's not much character-demolishing fanfiction about him.

... I hope.

[Dreamer00]

@TheMarvellousTache There's Legolas/Gimli slash.

[OrangeTealSky]

oh my god, "When I was your age they did the same to me." ok.

[OrangeTealSky]

wait wtf isnt she 10? they raped her? oh my god

[ChanceArden]

The story of Legolas the child molester.

[Piper0711]

OMG if i ever get MikuMiku Dance I have to make a version of this with it.

[tantanpou]

Wait...If she were a baby, wouldn't that make her 11 or 12 ten years later? Oh God...

[Shelbzzify]

Saruman moved out of Mordor to Mondor because the taxes in Mordor are ridiculously high.

[PointMan7642]

Gandalf as a minor character? Blasphemy!

[Daddelmacka95]

And then Laura said: How did you know that? Then Legolas said: When I was your age they did the samething to me." DAMN IT, WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS. I AM A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING

[Avanniel]

I JUST DIED.

[Clayer001]

watch with caption on. "Meanwhile Strider and damned out four hours riding bronze women" D:

[iHEARTanimeANDmusic]

WHO THE FUCK IS LAURA???  I DON'T REMEMBER A GIRL NAMED LAURA ON THE MOVIE.

[WolvesLink1395]

@iHEARTanimeANDmusic just some OC this insane chick (or maybe troll) called Laura made up (it's herself.)

[iHEARTanimeANDmusic]

@WolvesLink1395 she is such an epic failure as a human being and a TROLL!

[WolvesLink1395]

@iHEARTanimeANDmusic She really is :/

[green110775]

MONDOR

[forestofmagic]

How can people put baby in the woodsand to die? D8

[OrchestraI]

I laughed so hard I CRIED.

[whymecomics]

AND THEN SHE WHAT?!... AND THEN SHE WHAT?! I must know the ending!!

[ravenwoodwitch]

It's a Valley girl's wet dream..on speed >_>

[chitraghani]

Why did Legolas buy Viagra?

No-riseing!

[happiehtoast]

I could not stop laughing, especially at laura's slightly annoyed: he protects me, that's why.. you're a genius.

[AlChEmIsToFdReAmS]

I would have sex with your face.



[lauraahhhh]

I am so glad you could do justice to the tale of my life with my boyfriend Legolas.

[Anniesik]

this was 31 flavors of fun!

[dancemagicdance100]

Oh my dear lord :')

[YautjaLuvr]

I'm sobbing with laughter oh shab WHY?!?!?

[AquaRibbon]

OMG DYING.

[watchoutfornargles]

so legolas got raped and almost bet to death by Orcs at the age of 10... huh.

[HinatasBFF2]

Wait so she was a baby, and it's ten years later, so she's only 10....?

[EmryEmellia]

please tell me there's a way to get an mp3 download of this somewhere.

[cauldronjinx]

@EmryEmellia fetchmp3 . com You just paste the video in there and then WOOHOO :D

[ImYourReason]

One does not simply walk into Mondor!

[keitsukenx]

Okay, who told Ginsengteacat about Lord of the Rings?

[elphieofkiamoko]

I seriously want a ringtone of "Don't worry about me, I'll be fine" and "When I was your age they did the samething to me."

[TheGameMaster14]

You should more of your dramatic reading like this. its just so much more hilarious.

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

I almost died at 'Mondor'.

[ArchiesCrush]

MEAN WHILE

[foxdemon23112]

I was thinking about rewriting this so it would no longer be atrocious. It's like trying to clean up a hoarder's house. It is disgusting and horribly hard, and there is almost nothing to salvage, but I'll try anyway.

[TheWeasleytwinlover]

Milkwood? Where the hell is Milkwood? xD

Note to the author: By the way, it was only ten years... Um.... Sooo... A ten year old wants to date a 3,000 year old prince? Woooowwww.... 

[mollygibbs101]

@TheWeasleytwinlover And she was raised as his sister too??? Oh dear, oh dear...

The voice over makes the whole experience that much better XD

[LOVER0girrl247]

MEAN WHILE AT MONDOR!!!

Bum bum buuuuuummm!

So many tears man, this is great!

[Sasohimi314]

MEAN WHILE. It's just so...intense. It gets me every time.

[jetiscute1]

I LOVE YOUR VOICE!!

[ThePeanutbutterbunny]

xD Love "Apologies to J.R.R. Tolkien, Orlando Bloom, and Howard Shore." In description. Awesome reading it cracks me up every time SOMERISEING

[GatitaKinoko]

Right, has anyone been able to count every time "meanwhile" and "and then" is used in this!? XD

Damn it, I lost count way in the beginning. I guess trying out that drinking game gets you drunk halfway trough the video. : P

WAY DRUNK!

[lixinxin]

raise your hand if you know someone who talks like this in real life.

[UniversalEmily]

That voice.

[persephinae]

omg, this cracks me up so much. T u T

[valdrec]

But... she's ten.

[xmaster2]

SOMERISEING D8<

[strudel89]

And then he got down his horse and then he walked forward and then he took the baby and then he start saying something and then............

[magpiedragon127]

MEANWHILE I want this on my ipod

[Ohaiku91]

@magpiedragon127 You can get it. Just copy and paste the URL of the video into zamzar and make an mp3 file.

[TheCheerfulMessiah]

And Legolas said "Ach"

[infinitytheinu]

AND LEGOLAS SAID AWK.

[thefuckingdeviI]

MEANWHILE~!!!

[Akago]

Ultimate challenge of the writing gods: Rewrite this so it's not only coherent grammatically, but it's plot is actually enjoyable.

[werewolfpup3]

Is noone going to pick up on the fact Laura IS ONLY TEN YEARS OLD when the Orc's bet and rap'd her and Legolas shoved his tongue down her throat?

[SlashFirestorm]

and then Legolas called the stork and the stork said "who is it" and then Legolas said "it is legolas" and then the stork said "okay" and then legolas said "yeah" and then the stork said "what do you want" and then legolas said "i want babby, plaese deliver fast" and then the stork said "on my way" and then the stork came and dropped the babby but legolas caught it and then laura named the babby laura 2 and then orcs came and striped the babby and raped it and it said 'go away you bastard' END

[michlovepink]

What's the name of the song the narrator attempts to sing at the begining?

[Zepikness]

Then Legolas said, "When I was your age they did the same thing to me."

XXXDDD

[Megamaniac610]

CLIFFHANGER!!!

[Megamaniac610]

"When I was your age they did the same thing to me" has unbelievable comedic timing.

[legloaslover]

FAN GIRL OF LEGOLAS STILL

[manwithoutabody]

@legloaslover I don't blame you. The man's a badass. Especially in the book.

[Dreamer00]

@manwithoutabody *elf

[MiotaLee]

Diz is raison I dunt lyke fanfactions :D

[rcm8e]

I haven't taken in oxygen in seven minutes. I'm pretty sure I've sustained brain damage... I'm just not sure whether it's from how hard I'm laughing, or how horrifically awful this fanfic is.

[Anoriien]

I almost died watching this. This is almost worse than that My Immortal horsecrap.

"When I was your age they did the same thing to me." Goodbye cruel world.

[metalwolf72]

Such elegant speech. This reading is enchanting. 

[LeaxoftheUnderworld]

I sent this fanfic to my English teacher

[crazypuppypoker]

This is my new favorite thing ever

[Hagge17]

and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then,

[iiiKitsune]

@Hagge17 meanwhile~

[DocRavage]

I'm glad there are stories like this. They make me feel better about my own works. Unless, of course, this was deliberately bad, in which case -_-

[CaptVelocity]

What was the name of that Youtube poop of this?

[manwithoutabody]

@CaptVelocity watch?v=tSpEr0ECMeY&list=FLgSk­NFQhiqQ4ewAEflcD5lg&index=9

[CaptVelocity]

@manwithoutabody Thanks, I was afraid it had been deleted.

[SonicWolvelina99]

And then Legolas said... and then Laura said... and then Legolas said.... and that Laura said... and then Legolas said.... and that Laura said... and then Legolas said.... and that Laura said... and then Legolas said.... and that Laura said... and then Legolas said.... and that Laura said... and then Legolas said.... and that Laura said... and then Legolas said.... and that Laura said... and then Legolas said.... and that Laura said... and then Legolas said.... and that Laura said...

[MysticGreenSun]

How can people put baby in the woodsand to die??

I say this to my wife constantly. Especially when we're playing video games and she kills me. Example: "AUGH! I was just about to jump over there, and you got in my way! Way to put baby in the woodsand to die!"

Also, the way you say "How's you" cracks me up without fail every time. I'm sensing a new text tone for my phone somewhere amongst this masterpiece.

[manwithoutabody]

@MysticGreenSun Nobody puts Baby in a corner. To die.

[MysticGreenSun]

@manwithoutabody Exactly what I think every time I say it. Thank you for this. Thank you so much. Your voice is truly a voice that will live with me forever. My wife's also real tired of me saying "HISS I AM EVIL AND I WILL KILL YOU said the sank.e"

[WardenDarlingClement]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he was wondering why she got raped and posioned and not him lolololololol and he got raped too bwhahahaha this fanfic is too much for the mind to consume.

[ArcticWolfDemon]

:| I don't even know what to say... Nothing good, or bad... Huh.

[theAlchemistfox]

I love how is ends...but doesn't.

[TheNinjaOfLove108]

I think my brain is going to explode.

[SarcasticHolly]

"WHY I CAN ONLY MOVE ONE ARM?!"

[Unit076]

Da fuck is this shiet?!

[IshidaAlex]

One does not simply misspell into Mondor

[KaienSano]

This is so beautiful. -wipes tear-

[DoeWTF]

That's very nice. Especially the grammar. 

[BandofPants]

Then the fright began

[mecchacait]

This is my favorite story! I can't stop cracking up XD

Best Part and i quote " and then Strider said "Gandalf, I didn't know Legolas had a sister" and then Gandalf said "I didn't as well"

If neither knew about her then who was talking about her before they were introduced to her... and how for that matter.

Ah well, I better get back to giggling over it.

[Skatergrl223]

"Let her go!" "NO -:C" LOL!!!

[yellow4skinp]

@amiatticus10 I laugh my ass off after the 20th time XD

[Windrays]

Legolas said OCH. XD

[missrao2210]

"when i was your age they did the same thing to me" AAHAHHAAHAAHAHA XD

[royllier91]

This is SO funny!

[FleetingVoid]

This is just.... so bad. Like, I think I'm gonna edit it kind of bad? No, too much is wrong with this to fix but it's so fucking funny!

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

SO.

MANY.

ENDLESS.

RUN-ONS.

o3o

[xemzx01]

Then the fright began.

[squigoo]

WHAT HAPPENED TO LAURA?

[Blackadder125]

It's as if the author was writing the fic when suddenly

[DisfunctionalMisfunc]

You hear that whirring sound? Thats the sound of Tolkien spinning 360s in his grave.

[DreamerofLegends]

I can't breathe. I LEGIT CANNOT BREATHE. This is a masterpiece.

[Omboth]

I always laugh at "Then Gandalf said "Why?"

Just the way it's read. It kills me.

[CandyLizzard]

50% of this consists of "And then (name) said."

[SuperJosser]

Omg you are my new hero! This is the funniest thing I have ever heard! I love how you overpronounce all the typos :D

You truly have a gift for reading xD you should consider doing it for a living!

[tdubya97]

Legolas said awk

[AFandhisOrchestra]

I'm rather disappointed that the fanfic (at least where I found it) did not have the "roocm" typo. For some reason, that's one of my favorite parts.

[TSGKon]

I loved how the fright began. All because laura has a power that can distoy us all the bad guys.

[HyaenusDominae]

1 person is Laura.

[lovingmalady]

Your voice is music to my ears. It makes children smile forever.

[EbonyDarknessWay]

I'm starting to like this story more and more. Also the end had me laughing for ages! "And then Laura-" *Dramatic music*

Will we ever know? The suspense is killing me!

[terryrgee]

This was amazingly funny. How could you do it without cracking up? You put so much enthusiasm into it...

[ShikibuSan]

.... AND THEN LAURA WHAAAT!? DAMN CLIFFHANGERS.

[die4you1]

she was whaped in cloth

[OnlyTrueHero]

put her in the cell and bet her.

wtf....?

[smexyPalmTree]

this is one of those "If you see it/listen to it 100 times youll still laugh" videos...same goes with the short animation to this.

[AdorableWolfTengu]

Wait...wait...wait...wait...

I-i think the chronology is broken. Did she just get raped at the age of ten?

Wait, forget that and all the other mistakes here, I think my mind is the thing that is broken.

[HonkifULuvBrownies]

I couldn't stop laughing! X'D

[RustyNex]

fucking epic! his voice makes this crap sound awesome

[SammiJbird]

The transcribed captions are an improvement over the original story.

[legolasprincess1213]

"Legolas said. 'That is Gandalf and STRDIEER.' "

I'm crying!!! X"D

[bryanone777]

One does not simply run into Mondor!

Nice reading, man!

[15milesintsnow]

Best! Reading! Ever!!!

[chaisinrainbows]

I giggled a little during the reading, then once it had finished I just cracked up. For about ten minutes. "and then Legolas was happy for someriseing" Pahahaha....

[gringo533]

my... brain... hurts...

[SavinoAF]

i was actually literally rolling on the floor laughing my ass off for around 5 minuted after the first, what i guess can be called paragraph

this is ridiculously funny, and the way you read it made it that much funnier! :)

[LeaxoftheUnderworld]

Then Legolas said OC. LOL

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

"I'll will clim"

I'm crying X''''D

[iDiskostixx]

'Meanwhile' is said 12 times. 'And then' is said 97 times, give or take a few.

[TheJinxrr]

MEANWHILE AT MONDOR <--I use this in conversation now -.-

[Kriegsmarine0]

You can't simply Run into Mondor!

[londongirlhannah]

Best. Reading. EVER.

:D

[honeyeyedpixie]

This is my favourite badfic ever!

So which do you think was more juvenile? "My Inner Life" or "Legolas by Laura"? You've read both.

[Mech610]

You see that 1 dislike for this video? How much you wanna bet that's the author?

[amymax13]

I got a minute in. And then I realized I'm going to have to save this for a time when my room mate is not in the room. I think I would hurt myself if I tried to keep all the laughter in.

[walrusblub]

GAHWDS!

[gentlerat]

"Yes you can." Is Sauron Bob the builder all of a sudden? Also, does it really end "and then Laura?" Admittedly, this style is in some ways more managable than the actual style of Tolkien.

[gentlerat]

"Yes you can." Is Sauron Bob the builder all of a sudden?

[DistractedSquirrels]

I hate it...but the reading is hilarious...the person who wrote this needs to learn about spell check, and how to write a real story...THUS i love the reading because the material is so horrible that the reading is funny

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

I love your voice, I want to marry it.

[Sauron012]

LOLOLLOL

Funniest thing I've seen on youtube for a while.

[GameFreak1287]

MEAN WHILE

[FangzV]

Best thing ever.

[Baenistheman]

OH NO THEY RAPED AND BET AND 11 YEAR OLD PRINCESS OF THE CASTLE OF MILKWOOD, WHO IS LEGOLAS' DAUGHTER/SISTER/GIRLFRIEND, AND HE SAID"THATISNOTVERYNICE" AND THE DARK LORD OF MONDOR SAID "HAHAHAHAHA"

[Akago]

@Baenistheman And then Legolas said "They did the same thing to me", and then the fridge logic of that meaning the orcs shank-raped him set in.

[Athils]

How is babby put in woods?

[SammiJbird]

I laughed so hard I got the hiccups.

[DoodlezNStuff]

MEANWHILE

[RocketRodder]

How did YOU not laugh while doing this?

[Caytel]

One does not simply run into Mondor.

[MistyJr95]

Your voice IS AWESOME. You really give a sense of how stupid this fanfic is.

[MorwenAncalime]

Oh god I can't stop laughing!

Absolutely brilliant!

[xFoxyNinjax]

I was going to ask if you'd edited this at all or if you really had done all of this in one breath without laughing, and then I read an above comment and realized how stupid that sounded. xDD

Seriously though, this just absolutely made my night. I was in stitches (me and my mother both!) over just the story, but your reading voice is just perfect and that cinched it.

I bow your wonderful storytelling voice~ <3

Now, back to the drinking game of a shot every time she writes 'and then'. =3

[honeyeyedpixie]

You are a genius. This is the best reading I've come across.

[wrongsideofthemirror]

I can feel it too ? o-O

[IzEror]

Such a great job! I actually wish I could hear an un-cut version, just for the laughter that I am sure occurred during the reading. Thank you for making my day so much better! My friends like to tease me because I often mispronounce words and miss-order my sentences. With this, I can show them that my English is actually pretty good compared to this. It's so bad it's horrible! With your hammy reading, however, it becomes good! Bravo!

[IzEror]

Such a great job! I actually wish I could hear an un-cut version, just for the laughter that I am sure occurred during the reading. Thank you for making my day so much better! My friends like to tease me because I often mispronounce words and miss-order my sentences. With this, I can show them that my English is actually pretty good compared to this.

[triplequeen]

The abrupt ending torments me. I can't stop wondering what happened.