★ The Game Replay: The Oregon Trail Part 1

[Reyrocksall]

I'm rooting for Maceman to go first.

[NextGenGameSystem]

1600 dollars in the 1800s makes u rich haha

[toad23567]

even if the carpenter and farmer have less initial money, doesn't the carpenter repair better and the farmer find more food?

[gunshow1988]

We Making a fucking omlet here??? WHats goin on hahahaha, you sound like the lawyer from breaking bad.

[nightmarecharger]

imma choose 4

[thedogrunsfast]

i used to name my characters "your ass" and "your dick" so when something happened to them it would say "your dick was bitten by a snake" or "your ass has died of cholera"

[killy642]

Volvagia just so happens to be a Dragonite

[MrSouthernRacist]

I got off to the surfing chicks feet in the commerical

[CrazyRandomLord]

Volvagia, now that brought back memories

[sorich]

I got my first blow job on the Oregon Trail!

[DrChalkwithering]

So when did the Portland hipsters arrive in Oregon?

[Deathfromabove5]

Sadly this is the one of only thing most people know are state for....

[xXPointBreak]

AWESOME



[Lighthouse418]

I remember the first time I played this I named my characters

Spongebob

Obama

Dickface

Chezavachia

!@#?&

[bezurkerness]

@Lighthouse418 obama? obviously the first time u played this was in the last few years

[Lighthouse418]

@bezurkerness Did I ever say i didnt?

[ClassicGameplaysBR]

Mortal Kombat vs. Oregon Trail brought me here...

[Ghostkaiba297]

We used to play this in elementary school before they replaced the Mecc computers with new Windows computers. I always died so I eventually named my guys Jafar, Ruber, Shan Yu, Frollo, and Gaston.

Whenever it said "wagon wheels" I always thought of the snack.

[Badhyungah]

This game will rape you over 9,000 different ways!

[goph000]

I played this a lot when I was only 4, and I kept playing it over and over even after we got the super NES.

[fanfictionfun89]

I always found that keeping the rations at highest kept people in decent health and no deaths (or only one). Maybe I was lucky...

Next your sense of humor is great, had me chuckling the whole time. :)

[MsCarbmonster]

this guy sounds like an Oregon trail champ! :D I loved this game when I was very little :)

[cainsk8r]

Where'd you find this game?

[zerowazhere]

the best fucking computer game ever

[HailBlazR69]

Your third member is the Fire Temple boss from Ocarina of Time?

[savelijah]

this is the only game that got better as it got older

[jackthestunner]

cr1tikal brought me here.

[SuperStewTV]

I love the 5th one better. In the first one, you can't decide what to do. You have to go with the flow, and it's basically impossible to make it to the end.

[0hhmyydarlingg]

Oregon Trail? LOL. Is it about Oregon? The state? DUDE. I live in Oregon. That's awesome shit.

[mradamcooley]

Love this game. Be a banker, buy 9 ox, win.

[BrandBlueBerry]

Or you could be talking about the one that had no graphics before it was made into a disk. Which I do not know about. So you could be talking about that.

[BrandBlueBerry]

I'm talking about later versions also.

[BrandBlueBerry]

@TheChicagoguy it was never released for a Macintosh. Only Apple II, MS-DOS, and Windows.

[JWade29]

20 people have dysentery.

[TheChicagoguy]

what original 80's macintosh system did this played with: Macintosh 512K, Macintosh 128K, Macintosh Plus, or Macintosh 512Ke someone plz tell me

[robert779]

This game is fucking bullshit. Did teachers really think this was fun?

[millenniumf1138]

@robert779 Nope. Otherwise, why would it be played *in school*?

[Killersfrombeyond]

I, hated this game when I was a kid. Still do.

[gangsterpomeranian]

hehe, when i played this game, i just stopped every time i got to a landmark for 3 days, 5 if one of my party was sick, and i got to oregon with good health and all my party :DD

[EpicLemon1]

are the char diff difficulties?

[dropjawbertone]

Ooooh! This brings back SOOO many memories of my childhood! I had an Apple II and played this game, and other games like Karateka, Rampage, Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego, and so many others. THANK YOU! :)

Dropjaw

[kellydjelly]

Cholera is an infection of the small intestine that causes a large amount of watery diarrhea.

[brom59]

Sonic for Hire brought me here...

[DavetheUsher]

@brom59 Im sorry? Who?

[acicon]

@DavetheUsher a series on Machinima

[brom59]

@DavetheUsher Lmaoo!!!! Its a series made by Machinima that has Sonic finding jobs for money. Episode 8 had Sonic bring a family across the Oregon Trail... Check it out... FUNNY!!!!!!

[TheScrambles1]

@DavetheUsher sonic for hire is a machinima cartoon

[fantasto5]

@DavetheUsher Sonic for Hire is made by machinima. the first episode is called "Paperboy"

[axelburn1]

@brom59 same

[nightmarecharger]

@brom59 huge centipedes and shit brought me here

[79Datson]

I remember this game from 1st grade

[awsomelyawsome10]

omg ive herd your voice before...U KEPT FUCKING BLOWIN ME UP IN BLACK OPPS =/

[sh4dowphr3ak]

@krazykane100 yes critical the funniest guy on youtube

[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

I wish Schools today let us try things like the oregon trail. Instead we sit around pushing each other listening to a teacher talk about stuff I learned last grade.

[AHlongboarding]

ya cr1tical or penguinz that was is name@krazykane100

[SCREWEDandCHOPED]

haha every time i watch one of cr1tikals videos i either buy the game or watch a video of it

[tman4005]

@krazykane100

lol cr1tikal i almost pissed my self watching that

[amberstar39]

@krazykane100 yes

[kimimarokekegenkai]

where can u get this?

[kimimarokekegenkai]

@krazykane100 haha yea i just finished watching that

[sean692369]

@krazykane100 CR1T1KAL!!!!!

[kimimarokekegenkai]

@sean692369 shit is on the nipple!!

[peekocking247]

@krazykane100 penguinz0



[fire619]

@krazykane100 here lies shit

[JoshJ0612]

Here lies SHIT

[videogamespoofer]

@krazykane100 PENGUINZ0

[TheKroginator39]

@krazykane100 here lies shit: rip to them all :(

[Jacobsaysftw]

@krazykane100 Go CR1tkal!

[Armageddon0mega]

What in the hell was up with those names???

[3puremage]

@krazykane100 PenGUINS@@@@@@

[asbirdsdo]

@krazykane100 hell yeah!

[KiraSenshi]

OMG what's with the names?

[DavetheUsher]

@KiraSenshi People I know.

[tollulu]

WYOMING ha ha ha i love the way he said that!

So we learned about this briefly in school and we learned about the Donner party.......It freaked me out let me tell you what we watched a video (Oh BTW i believe its pronounced like collera)

[DavetheUsher]

@Tomahawk52 I hope I annoyed the fuck out of you. It gave me a huge fat chub in my pants.

[nibelung34343]

i was always on teh oregon no1 high score no one teachers or kids could beat me

[nibelung34343]

thanks to this game i know what the hell dysenteary is

[MsJulieanne30]

I used to love this game and its from MN good choice :)

[happydappyday]

Dang I wanna play this right now.

[TheMrFrohman]

@clarkkenttheman

>Pronounces it because he reads it

>Type it the same way he mispronounced it

>???

>Profit!

[mrlindsey552]

You can play a new version of it on Facebook right now! Yes!

[dakarus]

@mrlindsey552 But it sucks. literaly, everyone who is talking about it on the page do not like it

[mrlindsey552]

@dakarus Yeah I'm starting to play it and it feels like my playing farmville or some crap like that.

[eurasianchica]

I played this game for the first time today as a farmer from Illinois. I got 400 cash from the start and died of dysentry 1700 miles into the trip. damn...

[TheMelissakb]

@curry136 Not all.

[Anbercrombie]

I love how he's like "we're playin oregon trail for the apple 2" ROFL

[RussX5Z]

Wow this feels like I just got into a time machine. Cool!!

[italianman1992]

wow I'm almost 22 and I haven't played this game in FOREVER. Like most kids my age and older, I used to play it on the old Apple computers at school. I totally forgot about hunting buffalo and crossing the river. lolz.

[RUFFRYDAZz]

i remember playing this 15 years ago in elementary school....

[fredfunk23]

great video! nicely done........i love this nostalgic stuff.

[Riflemanm16a2]

@clarkkenttheman The funny thing is you didn't spell the word phonetically, so he still won't know how to pronounce it. Why would reading it in a comment make it any easier for him to say?

[Falagar517]

They need to come out with this on Xbox Arcade or something. I remember playing this in elementary school :)

[Nagneto]

OMFG. I remember that game: First five minutes of the game:

EVERYONE HAS MALARIA

EVERYONE DIED

[TheSk8rina]

@Nagneto - lmao!!!!  that and/or so-and-so has Cholera. XD

[simdude2u]

I played this game in elementary school!! I recently found it on virtual apple, but it is not the same as on the green screen monitors.

[Nick7nick]

Which edition is this?



[DressCode2005]

Talk about Memories Im 24 now and i played this shit on a apple Mac in 1st grade

[Willettes1]

a wooden waggon is alive?

[zildgian409]

This guy is a little too excited...

[1sims2lover]

they should have it free online cus who wants to pay to download or pay for a game thats not worth a nickel. i wish i have the game. but it fun to watch other peple.

[1sims2lover]

they should have it free online cus who wants to pay to download or pay for a game thats not worth a nickel

[dreamdextreme]

omfg ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh love it

[marth1800]

@3:15 too bad in the 1800s there wasn't a "restart your quest" option. If you died of cholera, you died of cholera.

[DizzyedUpGirl]

They don't make computer games the way they used to.

[thatBMWkid]

Oh gosh. This brings back so many memories. My elementary school had an entire computer lab of Apple IIs, and I would always play this game. Good times.

[fuge805]

didnt they make another game like this?

[AliceInWonderland85]

Alright! Bring on the Trail! I'm pumped! lol

[phoenix21x]

i used to play that game i had a blast

[xtalmidinx]

I used to just buy all the bacon.

[ipodhelper401]

Back on the old Mac/Apple days are you Dave?

[zeroka123]

I was reminiscing on old times in Elementary school and this was my biggest upset of what I miss

[MischiefMeerkat]

oregon trail >>>>>>> CoD:MW2

[ryeo998]

I remember doing nothing in class but playing this on the Apple II, that was back in like '85 though. There was another game on the Apple we used to play the crap out of that taught math, number munchers or something, was pretty fun for kids.

[MrSaturdayNight7]

@ryeo998 Yep, I remember Number Munchers. I remember playing that one all the time in 1st grade. (1990-1991).

[AcrossTheRiverStix]

I used to fight my classmates for a turn to play this when I was 7! Love it!

[guitarman2134568]

NOW LOADING THE WAGON!

[rmassie11]

LOL..........I fucking love this game, use to play it in like 4th grade

[RENThead91]

Played this like 10-11 years ago. Good times. :)

[LukeWhitaker]

great game

[LukeWhitaker]

fantastic

[summerstarr882]

*hugs my childhood*

Did we rock or what? lol

[ninjaerik]

How do get all these games

[TheLogicman1]

OMG, i remember playing this as a kid in school : p lol

[britishddog]

love this game my bro died when i played it lol

[smackdaddy542]

i used to loveee this gameeee

[TonyShow82]

This takes me back to my elementary school days. I sucked at that game everytime but kicked extreme ass on the hunting parts.

[joiles01]

This may have just been the first game I've ever played.

[TheMainhole88]

I remember this game from 2nd 3rd and 4th grade, man this takes me back!!

[LancerD1984]

I remember this game from grade school. Awesome stuff.

[supershadic135]

@LancerD1984 me too!!!

[FriendlyDoctorGuy]

There's an "F" in Matt's boot. He might have the cholera.

[Mistertbones]

Missouri was already a state when the Oregon Trail started.

[ilovemayo123]

my favorite class was computer class that was also paired with home economics and shop... nobody would give a crap about anything but computers and oregon trail!

[jtomally9681]

How in the hell did you get this? I want it... BAD!

[GMAN4PREZLOL]

@jtomally9681 google "virtualapple oregon trail". IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO USE GOOGLE!

[drygwelski]

I don't remember this having color other than green. Is there an OLDER version?

[pivotemperror]

i think its pronounces kolera (cholera)

[Misund3rst0od]

omg nice, i played the newer version of this lol

[BradJames3384]

Max always screwed you at the general store. It sucked.

[7PurpleElephants]

i live in oregon it freaking blows ass theres so many hippies

[patq911]

Ahh, I remember playing this In elementary school on the macs, I loved it.

[Kuroku0105]

there is a better version of this game with better cut scenes but if you want to play an earlier version of the game thats ok too.

[milesj72781]

Cholera = Call-Er-a

Come on Dave..

[RedKnucks]

its mor loke Coll-a-ra but that could be the british pronosation

[mrinkel1]

-Are these names correct?

-WHY???

[plehalexpleh]

you said this would be epic, more epic than desert bus?! how???? :P good times

great vid mate taa

[thatrobbydude]

I love this game!!!!!!

[DancingMadRB3]

I bet you die of dysentery in the next episode (I always died of dysentery in Oregon trail)

[B1GnBr0wN]

Another memorable quote from Dave at 8:16 - 8:20

Haha

[redmage22]

Thank god we live in a golden age where we have GAME WRITERS!

[manny022]

i used to play this game on the apple II where you fish on top of a lake or something, i hardly remember it :o

[Flamsterette]

@manny022 Odell Lake!

[DarthSuck]

I pray Skorch gets attacked by a bear and dies that would make this Game Replay the best ever.

[juggaloben23]

lol i never thought you will play this game. who will dave kill or spare lol

[Demont]

I wonder who will live throught this?

[MavsFan1982]

HOLY SHIT! I remember this computer game from my 4th grade year!! ;-D

[PinkIceFox]

I had to play a game just like this when I was in 8th grade. I didn't get a chance to enjoy playing it. The old woman who taught the class GRADED US based upon our progress in the game. I got a C because I was sick a day and the guy I had to share our computer with got bored and decided he'd just kill off everyone.

I wish I'd had a chance to play the game without someone breathing down my neck about getting through it. It seemed like it would be a lot of fun.

[ps2gamer01]

Im from Oregon so this is pretty cool

[therealearthmunkey]

Right on! Pretty cool for me since I live in Oregon.

[SheenaMarieBach]

wow, memories......

great game, i had a good time playing it at school

[nflplayer200]

What about Sev?

[crudly123drawn]

isn't a grueling pace slower than normal?

[InusSonCurtis]

Actually it takes you farther because you travel a longer time.

[y2joct7]

This game was the shit back in the day. I cant recall anyone in my class who didnt get busted playing this game as opposed to doing their work. I hate todays kids. We got stuck with the old slow computers. Today they get ps2s or laptops....THEY SUCK!!!

[Tinkleheimer]

Oh man...I miss this. They should have it on Xbox Live Arcade!

You Have Died Of Dysentary (20 G Unlocked)

[jarc24]

You have pointed out the obvious. ACHIEVMENT.

[ghettoprince187]

Or how bout "Your wagon is sunk from crossing a deep river." (5 GP unlocked) lol

[panini1129]

@Tinkleheimer lol