Dorkly Bits: Moonwalker Henchmen Love MJ

[mikeymikemikey1]

so... was he a paedophile?

[XxPh3nom3nalxX]

0:02 When the little kid knows/remembers who MJ is.

[ninjaspartankx55]

Stan:Oh my God they killed Micheal!!!!!!

Kyle: You Bastards!!!!!!

[Radicalbeast]

An unrepentent pedophile is a pedophile .

[now4811]

One of them said "Get away from my kids!" at the end o.o

[DynamiteDerickFelix]

Too.. effing... true! I remember I was with a group of family after he died and everyone was so sad and one of my cousin ask the real question: "Ok but were any of y'all even thinking about him before he died?" My response: "YES! I was actually listening to him the day before, and am not ashamed to admit I cried when I heard it."

I hate the posers who came out of the woodwork praising him after they ridiculed for years *cough* Bashir *cough*

[Angelbaby7041]

"Rest in Peace Micheal"

"Rest in Pea..you mersisleybeat him to death.!"

XD!!!

[perdirtbags]

MJ's awesome

[petethetechguy]

Guys dorklys channel went back up. @dorkly

[ElvisPresley2424]

Youse guys were just beating the shi- THERE BE NO DARKNESS TONIIIIIGHT

[leonheart403]

What's the reason for Dorkly being removed/banned/suspended from Youtube?

[AEMoreira81]

@leonheart403 YouTube claims copyright violations. But no one apparently checked to see that Dorkly is part of CH.

CollegeHumor needs to establish a show on this page and tell YT that those are their official vids, and the others are stolen.

[lrdalucard]

@leonheart403 Over popularaty? :D

[Ashanmaril]

What happened to the Dorkly channel!?

[1100011001011]

Oh no! They suspended dorkly's channel!!!! :(

[MTMiPower]

dorkly terminated (suspended)? WTF!! no kid, check his channel its REMOVE!! D:

[freddyintrouble]

@MTMiPower Yeah WTF?

[nachos908283]

@MTMiPower its because someone posted one of his vids before he did so they removed the channel due to "copright" -_- dumbass youtube

[AEMoreira81]

@nachos908283 But YouTube should have realized that Dorkly is the unit of IAC/Interactive and other channels are the violators, and not the CollegeHumor unit.

[KittyMan61]

……R.I.P. MJ we still love your music and footwork -_- *moment of silence*

[1SpeedDean]

get away from my kids! lmao! epic!

[Jaguar7444]

I had this video game!!!

[hydracordreas]

haters!

[ADAMWESTSLAPDOGSFAN]

Lmao.

[madparasit3]

what the fuck? im happy hes gone he always made crappy music.

[GabXriel8]

@madparasit3 Go listen to your Justin Beaver faggot

[danielg6961]

i still hate him

[Jordyback]

Dorkly's gone downhill so badly

[Daviticus042]

This could almost apply to Jack Layton now!

[zion6351]

dorkly bits is the funniest vids ever

[Ryothelion]

FLAWLESS VICTORY...

FATALITY.

TEEHEE!

[Sparspex]

It's true

[Spironic]

Freak! Pervert! Get away from our kids!

hahahaha

[MitsuruXIII]

Oh my God, this is SO true, when MJ died and everyone was so sad and shit I just kept thinking, didn't we all like just fucking hate him?

[annoyingmish]

@MitsuruXIII Its called respect for the dead.... I mean I hated MJ! but I didn't rag on him when he died! thats just in poor taste!

[elrojojp]

@MitsuruXIII thought the exact same thing the first time i watched it, i don't know if its ironic just plain hypocricy

[iuri1223]

now i get the game michal is trying to rape the girl and the men are guards they are protecting her

[supersonic1234100]

what game is this

[swan6307]

@supersonic1234100 moonwalker

[WyattNyte15]

Are we doing the exact same thing for Amy Whinehouse?

[DSJTV]

@WyattNyte15 yeah pretty much

[AtomicBlizzard12]

@WyattNyte15 yep, welcome to the tween generation.

[ivorysandstorm]

denial is the first stage of recovery...or demencia

[hoitdoigs]

@ivorysandstorm "demencia"

[ivorysandstorm]

@hoitdoigs yea its spelled right,problem??

[hoitdoigs]

@ivorysandstorm Actually it is dementia, you mouth breather.

[ivorysandstorm]

@hoitdoigs awww.your trolling how cute

[westonator6]

Oh is she like his daughter

[jride70000]

@westonator6 She's from the actual video game.

[westonator6]

who is the girl that ran away from micheal

[KitaxNekoSama57]

Rest In Peace Michael, You will be missed.

[DragonBeOn]

even though hes dead i still hate him

[coolguy3000ful]

RIP Michael Jackson...

[Dulhinha]

Michael Jackson hits of Brutality. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Gmandingo98]

fuck adds

[Jaguar7444]

I have this game for Sega! I found it the other day in storage...

[ThaTrueEgyptino92]

no´

no no wrong wrong wrong

[TheKinglord12345]

562 peoples children were touched by MJ music. and his penis

[KHsonicdude23]

This is so funny because it's true.

I bet half of the underage retards on this website never even gave two shits about Michael Jackson until he kicked the bucket.

[shadowthehh2]

@KHsonicdude23 i still dont care about him

[funnguns]

...which seat should I take! it's Fri- *Gunshots* *body dead*

[thecharwil]

this looks like an episode from the simpsons

[Bei1052]

The first 10 seconds are the best xD

[legospidey23]

this sucks

[robertsfunny1995]

How come this is the only "Dorkly Bits" video on collegehumor's account instead of dorkly's?

[BiGdaddyM100]

@robertsfunny1995 Because this was the first one made as an advertisement for the dorkly site

[zippydude12345]

funny cause its true

[CuleBai]

Hit 7 wait a second then hit 1...RIP Michael i have a jacket like the thriller one

[robertsfunny1995]

@CuleBai I get it. It's like he's saying "Legendary footwork" and kicking the crap out of Michael as if he's saying the name of an attack right before he uses it.

[phonixzero]

I loved this game so much, The best was when you beat a level and they have a little video of him saying "ow!"

[Confuzion17]

They hate him until he's dead so true!!!

[SuperNumber777]

@Confuzion17 So true, indeed

[ivan5252]

@Confuzion17 I think most people have people they like, and dislike, but i dont think under the right state of mind wishes someone to be dead.. not liking someone is one thing, but we don't mind that they carry on with their lives..

[MJE64]

Are the kids girls or gay boys?

[Righteousclaim]

lmao so true that everyone hated him....I STILL DO

[Sharingablood]

press "9" for more hits.

[Meslora]

he's back! lets get him!

stay away from our kids!

[InnerConflict011]

for the record i personally never liked MJ's music. But i respect him as a musician and since i never met him and i dont know him i cant judge by wat the media put out but ya ..never liked his music

[GouzInstrumentals]

walks through door* "THR-OOOOOOWWWWWWWW!"

[TrueCoolGuy]

I never believed all the media BS that was going on about MJ, I believed in what i knew, and i knew he was the King Of Pop. Rest easy King

[luigifan001]

559 men wee henchmen

[theK9freak]

I hate it when people spell Michael, Micheal. Even in high school people kept spelling my name wrong!! Ugh! Btw funny video!

[interpolchik]

Who's the girl who ran off after saying "Micheal!"

[Kbralzinnn]

@interpolchik it's kids that Michael needs to save in his game Moonwalker for Genesis.

[interpolchik]

@Kbralzinnn

She looks like she has some issues with hiding or running away without givin' micheal away I mean why doesn't she just run the other way towards the door micheal came in?

[Kbralzinnn]

@interpolchik well the game is based on the MJ's movie.

[vstamm]

He banged little children and u say he was awesome. Thank god he's dead.

[thomasbottery]

@vstamm He never did that!

[annouymess]

Brilliant

[RockyBalboa211]

Funny because it's true...

Cries in the corner.. The lady of My Life was brilliance!

MJ Remembrance 2 (JUNE 25, 2011)

[1991ByronMitchell]

@RockyBalboa211 hey thats right now!

[robertsfunny1995]

@IYoshis7 Y'know. Just because you watched the ad in the same box as the video doesn't make it "part" of the video. Now shut up about the ad and tell us what you thought of the video...

[IYoshis7]

@robertsfunny1995 Ok... I thought of the video to be a hypocritical (I don't know if I spelled it right).

[robertsfunny1995]

@IYoshis7 Yeah I think you spelled it right. But just so you know it was supposed to be hypocritical, that's why it's funny. They act they're such big fans of his music, then have no problem killing him.

[HamtaroSonicHedgehog]

It's funny though,The way how this video is,it's actually very true,Before,People used to make fun of MJ or insult him just because there were rumors going on that he was gay or he rape children,and now that he's dead,apparently Now people decide to respect him now...*Sigh* It's really sad..

[interpolchik]

Micheal : BOU!

Kid : Micheal! *Runs off*

Micheal : *gets beat up* D-OW OH

[Chocobitties]

"Let's get 'em!" "Stay away from our kids!"

[1991ByronMitchell]

@Indi139115 jusjus like ur parents having u

[shiloweston]

lol, mafter michael died u were right, but honestly i miss him!

[Bemoux]

I liked him before he died.

Now i dislike him.

Heh.

[speedylugia]

@Bemoux Why...did...you....say....that­?

[Bemoux]

@speedylugia I have no idea. But it's somewhy true. :l

[moondra10]

Does anyone notice that the guy on the left sounds like Tanner from Clock Suckers?

[Shadowkirby14]

I liked Michael Jackson. I never trashed him or anything. I mostly ignore the gossip trash and continue to admire him as a singer. Gossip is an evil thing. If only they left him alone. :(

[braddarz1]

did you hear at the end when they're hitting him again one of them says "stay away from our kids!"

[gostars3000]

I've been a fan of Michael's since 2001

[DANYAEL51]

Miguel?

[Harenyan]

Sounds like... He couldn't... Beat it.

YEEAAAAHH

[momissinpewbs]

@SupeMarioFan101 both the same

[YusukeChi]

"Get away from out kids!" XD

[IXvSakuravXI]

@YusukeChi

lol best line

[KANE15151H]

@YusukeChi

MJ it's not a gay .. FUCK to coverment and mason

[fram4153]

@KANE15151H maybe you weren't paying attention... because one of the henchmen in the video said "Get away from our kids." learn not to be a hyperdefensive homophobe.

[brian78721]

i dont get it it says dorkly bits but its collage humor

[triforceman12]

@brian78721 *college

And I'm pretty sure that this is the guy that makes them for College Humor.

[triforceman12]

@brian78721 *college

And yeah, Dorkly makes them, College Humor re-uploads them.

[brian78721]

@triforceman12 But still theres a dorkly channel and they have there vidieos?

[DonkeySyrup]

hated him before he died and now i hate him even more cuz assholes who didnt like him before love him now. whatever you people say what you want but im not gonna pretend this guy just because he died

[timtim6250]

what is the name of game ?

[sumatreni]

@timtim6250 Moonwalker. It was a movie too.



[95Godfather]

was this an actually game

[illusion756]

@95Godfather yep. and if the angry video game nerd doing a video on it means anything? a pretty damn bad one too.

[shoopdawoop32]

@95Godfather yes.

[TheOman1666]

@95Godfather it was indeed

[Kingnothing8585]

1-11-11

[bxinger]

THIS IS EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS when he died.

[bombermanwinner]

uploaded on my birthday!!!

[clonegreivou]

"He's back!"

"Let's get him!!!"

lololololololololololol

[runescape1sux]

do we people who didnt like micheal and still dont like micheal get any credit?

[MrProphetofdoom]

Rofl

[Roboyoyo]

this is funny

[perun1nj]

So good! And so true too. Most of the people i know never gave a shit about MJ till he died. I didn't care for him when he was alive and i still don't.

[Thisisittastic1MJJ]

Thumbs Up If You Agree Whoever Did The Voice For The Guy At The Far Right At 0:37 Deserves A Record Deal.

[GabrielYuriTheNinja]

lol keep pressing 5

[runescape1sux]

0:02 rape?

[antdude]

Why disable embedding? :P

[madman101ish]

brian: you're more of a hypocrite than those guys that killed michale jackson.

*clip*

[runescape1sux]

its funny cause its true

[snowjet14]

Thats the reason why he turned white.

[gamersvid]

*facepalm*



[rancoroso]

GET AWAY FROM OUR KIDS!

[empire89123]

Michael Jackson is a f•••ing child molester. He deserves to die again and again.

[BlinzerOmega]

@empire89123 no he isn't. lol

[Marcosuser92]

@0: 35 .........

[nofalloutsurvivor]

this reminds me of Justin Beiber 

[zero00tolerance]

I feel sad watching this ... most of people say that they love MJ after he was dead ... when he was still alive they bashed him trashed him like there was no tomorrow. Respect to the ones that remain truthful from day one

[shanjoker]

@zero00tolerance Im glad that pedo is dead :)

[BlinzerOmega]

@zero00tolerance i didn't really pay attention to him since everybody was always arguing about him. don't like getting caught up in people's stupid arguments about famous people

[Naysayer1230]

@zero00tolerance I know, people immediatly jumped on him because of one scandal. It was really unfair...

[DreamLandMovies]

@zero00tolerance Thank you!

[Rex0142king]

@zero00tolerance Well Vincent Van Gogh's art wasn't appreciated until after he was dead. (I'm not an MJ fan btw)

[p0rkch0ps]

@zero00tolerance

Yeah, respect to those who could ignore the crazy pedophile and respect his music! Despite the fact he's a pedophile.

[Psykoboy264]

@zero00tolerance I bashed him when he was alive, and still bash him.

[triforceman12]

@Psykoboy264 Hell yeah! Me too.

[NameRetarded]

@zero00tolerance

He dangled a 4-6 month old child out of a window.

You can't explain that.

[TheBlackKnight22]

@zero00tolerance thats the point lol

[SuperHomeGamer]

@zero00tolerance well i truthfully bashed all the time, yes i make fun of dead men get over it

[shiron236]

@SuperHomeGamer Oooh, tough guy.

Too bad you can't spell at all.

[SuperHomeGamer]

@shiron236 naa its all correct, just horrible gammar. but if i need a gammar nazi youll be the top of my list :D

[killlingFreak]

@zero00tolerance they profited like more than when he was alive. the music stores and shit..

[zero00tolerance]

@killlingFreak yes .. =( horrible

[doom1killer123]

@zero00tolerance am i the only one that actually respected him even though i excepted him as a possible petifile? no that was never true. the la police are just racist. no wounder he changed from black to white

[deathendz]

it's funny cause it's true

[STNKbone]

This is genius!