Captain Spaulding's Intro

[PsychoDeralikts]

If your one of the assholes who didn't like this clip, Cpt. Spaulding is gonna hunt you down and kill your whole f**kin' family!!

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Thnx, Mgmt

[akaYERBATERO]

Yo lo tengo también en DVD, el capitán spaulding es la verga :)

[SystemEquation]

Most epic DVD intro ever

[spaldinrawlinz]

MY DADDY. MAMMA SAID HE LEFT WHEN I WAS JUS A BABY. ACCORDIN 2 HER I WOULD NEVER KNOW HIM. THERE HE IS, GOTTA B HIM

[MrMKGiant23]

Whats he eatin?

[Nemesisangel19]

This isnt on my dvd :(.

[Fides4Ever3333]

@Nemesisangel19 So you must have another version of the DVD movie

[DancingDead6]

forever spaulding <3

[bumblecreek477]

well fUCK YA VERY MUCH!

[MourningStar13666]

if i wanted to see a tv i would put my dvd in

[BBSroll]

Blu ray missed this :(

[JeffTheDudeAbides]

When I got to meet Sid at a Horror con, I got him to say WELL SHIT THE BED!!

[OBC00]

@JeffTheDudeAbides one of the best line ever.

[Bloodnaut]

ALL THAT AND FLEXIBLE TOO, DAMN!

[kingkobra180]

dont you think im fucking funny!

[zombiemaz]

See Last guy who FUCKED with me Aint having a real good Howdy Doody Fuckin' day!!!! (it needed another FUCK in the statement ;)

[getalife67]

i got a Captain Spaulding for president t-shirt for 2012 elections lol.

[soccerprog226]

CAN'T...START...MOVIE...

[josehamdan]

to the 12 people who disliked this Listen from 3:20 - 3:22

[69jenniferlove]

i wish capt spaulding was my dad

[dest00790]

ANOTHER REASON WE LOVE CAPTAIN FUCKING SPAULDING

[LaffinPumpkin]

at 3:43 he is staring into my soul o.O

[TimothyADonaghue]

LOL I just died laughing. @LaffinPumpkin

[robertop699]

FUCK GROUCHO!

[iiMe08]

LMFAO! XD

[nickatina40]

9 people wanna fuck with spaulding

[johnnysbubbletop63]

Where'd this come from? The dirty magazine part's not on my DVD,

[MYSWEETDAR]

what is he eating at 3:00

[aragamifrog2]

@MYSWEETDAR He is eating a doughnut, it looks like a powdered cream filled one

[NC28001]

All y'all is mutes!!!!!!!!

[Bllackguard666]

Prob. my favorite character. Otis was a close choice. Epic.

[25wickednash]

Awesome



[emoskeleanimal]

"yall gotta get a life im tellin ya" Lol XD

[loosifur]

mmmm juicy mother fuckers mmmm i love this shit

[badjacoon]

I'd sure love to bite you in the ass, take lockjaw, and have you drag me to death.

[TheElectricGrave]

7 people are caulrophobics.

[getalife67]

Fat horses ass on toast ahahahah

[CoolGizmo335]

3:43 LOOOOOOOOOL!

[shtfprepared]

Well fuck you very much!

[CharlieSheensGF]

EVIL BONG 3D!!!!



[Primal67060]

That's a picture of the grand cayon or my ex girlfriend one. LMAO!

[gutteral07]

WEEEEELLLLLL, SHIT THE BED

[speedstrx7]

first time I saw this I was trippin balls. My friend sold me some shrooms and handed me this dvd lol I think it was around the week that it came out. This movie caused two of my friends to cower in their rooms until it was over... I had a fuckin' blast though lol

[Horrormovie911]

I would like to see him and Ronald McDonald fight!!

[StreetSmartTruth]

U actually hear the filmer sigh .. when he says youll reall y got to get a life lolololololololollo

[CRUISOMATIC]

Shit the beeed !!! LOL

[WorkSucksChannel]

I was high when I saw this movie in the theaters and it changed the way I looked at movies!!

[kingquality]

Super HELARious

[jedimindtricksify]

i like how he says damn

[jedimindtricksify]

turn ons... ahh shit. oh turn offs... violence, rude people, clowns!!! fuking whore

[jedimindtricksify]

you see that dislike bar? thats justin biebers penis. it grows when fags touch it

[jedimindtricksify]

funny as hell!!!

[jedimindtricksify]

funny as hell!!! tall must be mutes... are you???

[thomasmm1988]

shit the bed

[bigmathafaka]

i never realized this but i act like captain Spalding, i don't think thats something to be proud of but then again, who gives a shit

[douchiebaggie]

jelly donut retard police don't eat chicken!!!

[Princeboy99]

Devil's Rejects shits on this movie SOOO much.

[gunslinginnunz69]

@Princeboy99 why do u say tht?

[carlosperezvidal]

was he eating a jelly donut or chicken

[WeAreLegion00110]

Best DVD menu screen ever.

[Fatass685]

Well fuck you very much

[StlReg]

7 people need to quit doin the asshole shuffle

[tacohero9]

cuz the last guy who fucked with me aint havin a good howdy do today right now. lmfaooooo

[20madchad]

omg that was funny as hell never seen this befor i was looking rob zombie videos when i found this

[Iceman787070]

well fine it is now official u just wasted most of my fuckin day

[cumfrog]

i played the menu all day, till my flat mate came home and said for f**ks sake and pressed play, ass hole shuffle priceless

[Ripgut666]

Turn offs: Rude people, violence.... CLOWNS?!

Fucking Whore

[NostalgiaCynic]

Regardless of your opinion on Rob Zombie or his movies, the DVD Menu alone makes it worth purchasing.

Captain Spaulding FTW!

[ShaDHP23]

Reminds me of my boss

[PluckTheDucks]

Kim shit the bed!

[zzsql]

I fn love CPT Spaulding. He's perfect!

Good work man!

[night7729]

They did this in response to Capt.Spalding's popularity in the movie. Even though he was in only 3 scenes, people where already getting Spalding tattoos on themselves. I know i would.

[WellHelloDali]

Have some chicken!

[dyne313]

Well fuck you very much.

[xShadowxPhoenix]

Anyone notice the blood spatter on the fridge behind him

[DiVaDuVaLL]

I LOVE rob zombies flix capt. spaulding is a hoot~i own this dvd & always like showing it to my freinds who havnt seen it~Thanx for the post~DD

[ljohnson9988]

Seven people can just stand there and kiss a dog's titties for all I care.

[therulerzback]

THIS GUY IS FUCKED

[squirel123]

Gotta love Captain Spaulding!

[bradzack100]

Clowns Fuckin whore, what the hell you all still doing here you in love with my ass or something, just get off that couch and kiss me on my ass Jesus Christ! LMAO.

[hanson666999]

:-D HAHAHA :-( Cptn Spaulding scares the shit out of me. Definately the craziest motherfucker i ever seen in a movie.

[thundernuts0]

hahahaha this is awesome. thank you for the upload broskii

[killerprey777]

one of dem big phat juicy motha fuckers

[eraseme666]

Captain Spaulding for President.

[Varian128]

Jane Russel's big fat horses ass on toast... LLLLOOOOLLLLLLLL

[stoneband1]

haha that shit is fuckin awesome and funny as hell

[HunterZeroModding]

i think all the captain spaulding fans should kiss his ass!! hes the greatest villain in all horror movie history!!

[joey67us]

Ha ha Shit the bed!! LOL

[hustleking17]

Quit doing the asshole shuffle and pick one of these options or I gonna come over there and put my boot up your ass.

[ZyklonB13]

absolute best dvd menu of all-time !!!

[stjxp]

kiss a dogs titties? LOL

[Shapertaper]

The Man

[boothoot]

What the fuck is he eating?! haha one of them juicy motherfuckers describes a whole lot of things haha

[TheCoolProfessor]

I haven't seen this movie but now that I've seen that intro I am going to!

[InsainClown114]

3:44 The best part out of the whole thing!

[kbarbiekitten]

SID HIAG ROCKZ!

[F4fullpower]

Lol

"Well fuck you very much!"

[Vladi306]

LMAO, this is hilarious. I never saw this on DVD so I didn't know about this great menu intro.

[ChristiexRoad12]

This cracks me up. Every time.

[000BatteredRose000]

Shit the bed!

[PupuTheClown]

,,,you like to poop in your own bed ?

[Griff1319]

I AM SO HAPPY THEY DID THIS..its fkn awesome.......

[biggen60]

this is the shit !!

[tkkk92]

I met Sid Haig and he said him and Rob Zombie are planning a Prequel to both House of 1000 corpses and Devil's rejects.Captain Spaulding's story is first.

[huntaa95]

wellll, fuck you very much (:

[FriedAbortions]

You can go kiss a dogs titties LOL

[blahblahbleebleeblah]

3:02 "Mmmm, one of them JUICY muthafuckas..."

[MrAngerManagement]

"Well Fuck You Very Much" I was rolling my ass off to that. Spaulding is awesome.

[TBLight65]

lol@"I gots some chickens to be dealing with"

[TBLight65]

I gots some chickens to be dealing with!!!! LOL!!!!

[youloveus79]

im an 8y girl in the shower

[cheezwhizsucks]

I spent 20 minutes of my time watching this instead of the movie XD

[doolb666]

haha same here bro

[drumlord420]

HA HA! SHIT THE BED!

[CosmicDebris77]

it's not on the blu-ray edition....for some reason they left this out.

[stjxp]

I remember once a long time ago me and bunch of friends where just sitting around not paying attention to the DVD player with this playing in the background and we'd laugh everything he'd say "Well shit the bed!" Much later, another friend of ours came in from outside he was fussing about something when we all told him to shit the bed. LOL.

You should upload the Tiny Fucked A Stump extra

[element5234]

i like tis clown he luvs 2 read girl magizine

[MrBogin]

now i think this is the kind of clown i would like at my birthday party and ofcourse partyyyy with him

[DeathGrindRocker]

Oh yeah man! That would be a great party, haha

[lizvandort666]

yes captain.spaulding we are inlove with yo ass!

[pluggindahoes]

awesome 20 stars

[Ripperjack86]

I LOVE ROB ZOMIE!!!!

[danielafilthAILD]

he's fuckin hilarous

[mrknuckles500]

if yull excuse me, i got some readin to catch up on xD

[LGtheWise]

he entertains yet scares the shit out of me all at the same time

[85turtle]

captain spaulding 4 president

[rockcandy1234567890]

lol i took a quiz to see what horror charachter i would be and i got captain spaudling!

[go0fy11137]

lmfao captain spaulding is fucking awesome I watched this the other night on fearnet. 1! Fuck yo sista! 2! Fuck yo momma! And most importantly (click) Fuck you! (bang)

[lexmarks567]

mmm one of them juicy motherfuckers oh yeah i love these. i bet you these go over real well at the police station. well fuck you very much. lol

[dbdarkangel9]

Captain Spaulding RULEZ!!

[kfag101]

sid haig!

[nancyzeppelin]

ahahahahh 3:43

[snareslapper]

this is one of the best scene selections I have ever seen.

[MrOntheborder]

This is the BEST dvd menu I have ever seen.

[kamikaze4607]

@MrOntheborder

sure it is... iwas was very sad when i saw the blu-ray version is different

[Umbeakos]

Auf Deutsch klingt das 1000 mal besser, scheiß ins Bett! xD

[SaschaTheSlasher]

shit the bad

[Darkitty669]

this is just too funny. love it and this movie.

[abaydala19]

Well fuck you very much!!

Hilarious

[negtype13]

BEST DVD Menu/Intro EVER!!!!!

[TheZOMBIEJ]

@negtype13 i'll say...

[Se7enCloaks]

@negtype13 LMAO!!! It was funny as hell, I'll give you that! But have you seen the DVD menu for Boat Trip? Thats a pretty tough act to follow!

[IISMoKeWeeD420II]

@negtype13 agreed that shit last forever i sat there 1 time and rolled a whole blunt before the intro was over

[narutofan625boysback]

then i first saw this i actually started arguing with him

[krzyjoe36]

THAT's ONE BAD ASS CLOWN! I LOVE EVIL CLOWNS. AREN'T CLOWNS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkQueen1995]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDEEEE This video REALY made my day ^_^

[ZombieMegaman]

"You can just stand there and kiss a dogs titties for all i care!"

[Scarecrow1900]

I love when he holds the doughnut in his mouth and opens his eyes real wide and flips off the camera

[Scarecrow1900]

"It is now offical, you have just wasted most of my fuckin day" lol

[outlaw6066]

"All that and flexible too damn!"

[SDRoman]

"Asshole shuffle." I'm gonna have to remember to use that one.

[EmmyModal562]

I love when he says Fuck you very much. OOO And when he says thats a juicy motherfucker

[benjamincharles1]

best movie menu EVER.

[eirilover17]

It's a jelly donut..."I bet these would go over real well at the police station."

[fiwaszewski]

LOVE IT

[crazykidspruductions]

the last guy that fuck'd with me aint havein a howdy dodey day right now!

[MissWolf13]

blue ray sucks

[tiburonelectrik]

its a shame its not on the blu ray

[KSlette92]

"clowns! you whore!"

[ColBuzby]

The intro is on the standard DVD version.

I didn't see it on the Blue Ray edition, if it was ....I sure didn't see it.

[ColBuzby]

This intro wasn't on the Blue Ray edition....

I searched all the extra's and couldn't find it!

That sucks they didn't include it....

it's one of the best scenes!

[LocDaBoSS1]

its a burrito

[IR1993]

i think its a small powdered cake.

[PluckTheDucks]

Shit the bed!!

[nbomb1204]

my friend and i decided to watch this stoned, we were so into this we totally forgot we hadn't even clicked play haha.

[Afroman2978]

dude he's eating a Twinkie

[BobpennywiseGrey]

Whatsamatter kid, don't ya like clowns?!

[Beartallica86]

I think its a powdered doughnut.

[Evin222]

I was kidding you boner hippie

[CSIMajor24]

CAPTIAN SPAULDING KICKS ASS!

[Evin222]

hes my real grandpa...hes sooo fuckin funny

[mysay12]

ye and the queen of england is my mums sister. dont lie

Captain Spaulding is my hero!