Dave Chappelle - Terrorist

[englishfood13]

my dads nigarian!

[iFuckYou101]

Hello

[Hsnn502]

The dude was Chinese lol!

[sitobikhan]

HELLO WE'VE 5 BLACK..... HELLO!!

[jpepsi24]

we all chillen in shit lmfao

[stellaspartan]

Ray ray and steve dead ahahah

[HAYSQ]

they is treating us good, we are chilling and shit lmao

[interceptor4revealed]

he is muslim now

[MCStefanHipHop]

my faveorite one so far hahahaqhahaha

[hollowtipholster187]

I love how this was pre 9-11, and the terrorist had an Arab accent..

[XxMALICK96xX]

@hollowtipholster187 that was an indian accent fucktard.

[Byborne]

@hollowtipholster187 Well, that wouldn't be that weird

[kellygordonmcwatch]

ahhahaha dve chappelle is just the funniest guy in the world!!

[xSchecterShredderx]

0:16 one m0:00re time!

[XxRockDemonxX]

"Hello,we have got five blac-hello?" Rofl.

[whatarielsaid]

LMAO

[djedje7890]

Lmao

[12alexandria21]

Hellooo

[linkinpark312981]

This dude needs to come back

[TheSavagedoll]

haha too funny, I never knew Dave is a Muslim. kewl.

[Gammodore]

He did this show in 2000, and even today it's still hilarious

[blackmookie101]

Ah mmm. They treatin us good. We juss chillin n shit !!! Lmfaoooooo

[swaggishful]

Funniest nigga alive

[AbhiB]

18 people were Chinese

[TheTrykon]

only people that didnt like this are asians or terrorists

[bartkid18]

They is treating us good LMAOOO

[TheBigRedMario]

he was asian i dont know why he was talkin like that!

XD

[sykoTomBoy]

LOL !!!

[GhadaStyle]

I Want to give a shoutout to rayray and steve lolz

[Gameday2159]

its probably not a good thing that im eating and watching dave chappelle at the same time..

[NaomiGower]

@Gameday2159 no. no it's not. i am a fan of food but wait till after you are done laughing your head.

[NaomiGower]

@Gameday2159 off. haha

[mezza205]

They is treatin us good'n shit.

[TheTeenLyricist]

I started freaking out .... cuz hes Chinese whys he talking like that

LMAO

[soldierj2013]

Why does everyone have to repeat what was in the video? Yes its funny as fuck but you can just replay it. XD

[alibabajens]

lol

[wtfitsjohn]

last joke is the shit.

[flskim906]

We is chillin n shit, i'd like to give a shout out LMFAO

[MoonManify]

Loool he was chinese

[tmathis151]

He

was

Buried at sea to keep from having a place where terrorist could worship him

[shelts5]

Personally i think they killed hi, but couldn't recover the body therefor, they said they threw his body in the sea as an excuse to not release pictures.

[Steveo326]

@chaedaeki just cuz hes dead doesnt mean theres terrorism will end. There still will be more terrorist sadly

[ChaeDaeki]

@Steveo326 yes ik

[ChronicRachel]

wahahahahah

How can he tlak like that.. so good

[TheAF150]

Lol "hello, hey I got 5 black... hello?"

[kodatastical]

What the fuck happened to him? I want him back.

[Fangkay]

I just love the accent he does

EVERYBODY, GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! NOBODY LOOK AT MY FAAAACE!

[ChaeDaeki]

speaking of terrorits.... osama bin ladin DIED

[07isaac]

@ChaeDaeki Your a tool

[ChaeDaeki]

@07isaac umad? r u mad that ur god died?

r u mad that ur god is not a god just a fake?



[alan517815]

@ChaeDaeki You got proof?

[ChaeDaeki]

@alan517815 uhhhh... u got proof he didn't die ...? lol

 what kind of question is that?

[alan517815]

@ChaeDaeki Im just asking, is there proof he's dead. I think the reason why they won't show "death pictures" is because there aren't any. They have him alive somewhere...

[ChaeDaeki]

@alan517815 oh ic

from what i heard, they won't release the dead picture of osama because, what kind of exmaple would this be when america do this, releasing dead picture would cause more tension

[alan517815]

@ChaeDaeki As if america hasn't got enough problems, in my opinion that wasn't the reason why they wouldn't show it.

[ChaeDaeki]

@alan517815 oh rly~ why do u think they didn't show it

cuz i doubt they lied they killed them, what makes u think they'll lie about it

they woudln't want to cause more problems

[alan517815]

@ChaeDaeki So u think they killed him and immediatly thrown him into sea?

[ChaeDaeki]

@alan517815 idk that can happen, i mean where they gona put the buddy then?

back to pakistan? why would they? im not 100% sure on this but i think his last wishes was to be burried at sea, idk i think thats what i heard

[ferrellcm]

16 people are bad bargaining ships.

[happybuddyperson]

1:34 LOL

[questbigj]

hahaha no one look at my face

[adrian209StOcKtOn]

Aaaaaahahahahhahahshahahahahah­ahahahhahzhzhzhzhhhahahahahahh­ahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahaah­hahahahahaha

[viyark]

shapell stopped comedy recently :(

[Xxxfindingemo123xxX]

@viyark shapell?????

[viyark]

@Xxxfindingemo123xxX

spelling mistakes happen. get over it pft.....

[Xxxfindingemo123xxX]

@viyark pft???

[viyark]

@Xxxfindingemo123xxX

u dumb. its an expression, honestly get off the internet kid and stick to wrighting letters.......

[Xxxfindingemo123xxX]

@viyark wrighting????

[ifeelikerain]

@Xxxfindingemo123xxX

I know lol

[makaveli18792]

Haha dave chappelle is so funny!!

[My1two]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA! OMG LOL!!!!!

[bunnyrocks69]

lmao i had to add these dave chappelle skits to my :funny videos collection" on my channel- so funny

[TheKillerkitkat]

some white dudes in front of the plain said i think the two blacks guys r going to save us

[prestoncrowe19]

We is chillin n shit lmao...

[DarkReapersGrim]

"Hello, we've got five Black-hello?" I love that part.

[SuperFrenzy21]

16 people are terrorists.

[kurdishleader]

We have got 5 black... Hello? ;)

[Ramadraughon]

There was one other black dude he was from Nigeria he didnt say 2 words to me he looked over and said humffff!

[MrLEIGHDOG]

voice break at 2:04

[NickJwifeyForLifey]

Lmfaooooo omg

[Sirenhound]

Terrorists don't take black hostages, (yes I can read that this was uploaded in 2008 and that it's just a joke, but...)

Obama must be relieved.

[joonoo11]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[jetsamjetsam]

16 people are chinese terrorists

[MrTeddyBearEater]

Hello, We have got 5 black, Hello?

[darkjeshush]

@MrTeddyBearEater 1987, Married with Children. Al Bundy: Hi, I'd like to report a robbery. My 1974 dodge was...hello?"

[StephonST]

As soon as he said "Uh.. mm.." it was a rap LOL

[4251547]

@StephonST yaa

[beninatorskater]

YOOO it's ya niggaz Ray-Ray n Big Steve!!!

[Seasonednuts]

15 people are fuckin deaf!

[starstriker97]

@FoziaAbdi No actually, its Dr James Watson who has recieved a Nobel Prize for his work on DNA, so he outta know a tad bit more then you do.

[BondisBourne78]

We all chillin' n shit 

[MrBananaMilk]

i.love.you

[Charybdys]

@FoziaAbdi

You figured it right out. Perfecto, mi amigo.

[MySungminOppa]

Haha. "He's Chinese, why's he talking like that?" xD Hahahha.

[Joser344]

@FoziaAbdi u should be ashame of ur self

[kapadokyaa12]

@FoziaAbdi yes but i dont see you in the dark dumbass

[starstriker97]

@FoziaAbdi why tho? It is scientificly proven that white and asian people are smarter...

[Charybdys]

@starstriker97

As far as an overall, average of each race, that may be true. Perhaps Fozia Abdi is smarter than the average person of any race. He certainly has many votes. Wait, that means nothing.

[Sileni]

@starstriker97 Asian smart. Fact - White Smarter? False!

Rest of the World v.s. Whites

Art, Media, education, skill, business etc. = Rest of the World!

[starstriker97]

@Sileni Actually who I am refering to is Noble Prize winner Dr James Watson whom claims that white people generally have a higher intelligence then black people.

[Sileni]

@starstriker97 I understood your argument. Do not take my last reply as being angry; However. Bill Cosby won the Noble Prize, telling jokes and all he sold was chocolate pudding for 5 decade. My point, that logically if you were to solely take the word from a black individual as grain of salt, who clearly can be countered by many other different certified individuals more credible; EdStats; UNESCOInstitute for Statistics; NationMaster and the International Education Statistics (IES). Fish food!

[NinetiesYouth]

@Sileni White people have DEFINITELY made the best music

[bucks100plus]

@NinetiesYouth that's an opinion. But what is not is the roots of where some of the music came from that these white people made. A lot of modern music came from blacks.

[NinetiesYouth]

@bucks100plus Yes, I know very well about the Black roots of American music of the 20th century. I believe Delta blues has influenced almost all of my favorite music, even pop.

[ellisonwrigh60srage]

@NinetiesYouth What the fuck are you talking about?!?

[OnEMaNDynastYBBA7XLP]

dave chappelle makes the best white impressions lol

[joshhughes24]

14 people thought that the black guys were going to save them

[gomezpaul2]

this guy is hilarious watch the white riend chip stand up

[themillenia]

LMAO. We've got five black...hello.

[JAMISONS]

"i think those black people are gonna save us."

[McD5791]

@JAMISONS

...Nmm-Hmmmmm...

:O)

[Moroccan4lifeone]

bad bargaining chips hehe

[clhommed]

theres no white people in the crowd

[straightofdahood]

@clhommed lol yes there here. plenty in the mid section.

[AllGenreMusic]

@clhommed Are you blind..?

[kev5666]

this fricking dude is crazy... LMAO!!

[slinka1111]

2:20-2:23

[ElisabethLovesMusic]

I love he is so nonchalant when he tells his jokes

[sukruoosten]

CHINEESE HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

why is he talking like that

dammit man en the part of the two blacks knowing there gonna be saved

dave rocks man !!!!!!!

ive got tears in my eyes

[KushSmoker95]

They is treatin' us good. Uh, we are chillin' and shit. I'd like to give a shout out to ray Ray and Big Steve. Hahahaa

[makepeace11]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ukurbanfarmer]

i love blak people !

[mattstevenson12]

He... Is... Hilarious!

[stickmanpivot]

fuck thats so funny "EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND, NOBODY LOOK AT MY FACE!!"

[abes10]

"quote from video above"

[FUHKK0FF]

Hello? White House, We have 5 black hello?hahaha 2funny:D

[gorakatigeryea]

OMG I THINK THOSE BLACK GUYS ARE GONNA TRY TO SAVE US.....

NA-AHHHH....

[enzarto]

@FoziaAbdi Amen

[EstefanyR7]

..." i think those black guys are going to save us"

[soulreaperboy14]

"i think those black guys are gonna try and save us" xD

[purplenurps]

@soulreaperboy14 Yes he did just say that in the video

[monxt23]

funny shit everr ahahah lol lmao

[HotaruZoku]

That guy has a whisper that always reminds me of the Resident Evil 4 merchant.

[JayDaHeiqhtz161]

LMAO!! HALLARIOUS... DAVE CHAPPELLE IS REALLY MISSED!

[SaintPaul122]

@JayDaHeiqhtz161 Dave Chappelle isn't dead man.....?

[JayDaHeiqhtz161]

I know he isn't but he's not doing comedy anymore :( @SaintPaul122

[kinghur]

black guy here and happy i can fly on airplanes with no problems unlike some ppl =)

[lowenl28]

I love how he whispers!! LOL

[WorldatWarWiiFc]

Lol my parents are from Nigeria

[gabbellapastella]

Oh my god...i think those black guys are going to try to save us...

Nuhuh!!!We were just communicating!

[mustafa999999999]

I love his laugh!

[hasnainclub]

true actually, remember the Iran embassy hostage crisis? they free'd all black guys before white's

[951Tbone1]

laughin my ass off

[DatBoiUda]

GOOD TO BE BLACK



[Werebereus]

1:15

Nuh uh LOL

[diplomats12353]

they is treating us good.. we're chiiling and shit... i'd like to give a shout out to ray ray LMAOOO.... and the ending too shitt... hello we've got 5 black peoples.. HELLO?!!

[unytcommsys]

Black people in movies wind up dead or injured. Rarely do they get out of a situation w/o a scratch.

[cheerleadingislyfe21]

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! i think thise two black guys are gunna try and savee us! nahhhuhhhhh! lmfaoo that shit was funny

[ashthegreat]

Unless he has an open wound on his forehead, he won't get any HIV virus particles into his bloodstream.

[NinaBella93]

"...Um, they is treating us good... we all chillin' and shit. I'd like to give a shout to ray-ray and big steve'' LOOL

[rlinfinity]

I'm moorish (middle eastern), and this shit is sooo damn funny :D

[ijal55]

@lol97d hey, so what if he is. don't judge people cause of their beliefs. don't be prejudiced, and so what if he is? he's funny.

[thirstyfuneral]

face it guys... racism is funny as shit. just deal with it

[440aiden]

im native american will they still take me hostage?!

[hippostereo]

LOLL!!! shout out to ray ray & big steve

hilarious shit

[J0ker4u]

Lol that was an Indian accent if I'm not mistaken!

:-D

[metalmaggot4life666]

@FoziaAbdi and im glad to be white

[wrw3214]

Favorite ONe

[Superbad1400]

wow 11 people missed the like button while laughing their asses off.

[AJPayne9701]

mmmmmmmmmemmmmmm! 1:15

[HollisHolister87]

Everybody! Get on the fucking ground! DONT LOOK AT ME FACE!!

[gizrich]

HE wAs chines

[sticksex]

fucksvenker...

nobody knows wat yr talkin bout? he talks down to all races. he makes fun of all races, he dosent have a "secret way" of makin fun of white people

[Sileni]

@sticksex I think he's been using sociology in his comedy, only person to do that was Bill Cosby (who won a noble peace prize) more father or grandfather figure. ...Think about it?

People had Kat Williams as the underground king, only because Dave Chappelle was too deep at times sort of like Tupac or Nas. Goes over peoples head!

[Mitur486]

@Sileni Those were some great observations