Surprise Salad

[xXTrulytXx]

THE TOP COMMENTS RHYME

[doom1killer123]

hat's off to the chef

[Sykysys]

XD I LOVED THIS!!

[mesner5]

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"I guess she..."

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"Had Chinese"

YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[feirceaszebra]

@mesner5 ... wut

[arghle456]

@mesner5 Wait... he... but... she... what?

[mesner5]

@arghle456 idk, lol!

[RedOnyxProductions]

The real reason she was mad was because he forgot the dressing...

[derekbloxom]

whoever has the top comment is gay...

[chsxtian]

thumbs up for @derekbloxom

[xarepe1]

He clearly got a bit ahead of himself there...

[ideeman1994]

After that trauma, she decided to be a cat.

[ramonsterns]

Anyone notice his neck is made of coleslaw.

[beepsbobby1]

im not gay just to let you know people on youtube think i saound gay

[beepsbobby1]

i love your videos they are so cute

[TDIShearGenius]

Her reaction is the best part xD

[1BlackFox20]

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ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

[nagasnharpes]

That is a Bass in the dining room not a cello.

[megafog]

i want a gif. of "surprise"

RIGHT NOW

[JasonLovesLife]

It is a pun, get it... Head of Lettuce, giving her head, lettuce.... Never mind I lost it.

[StidFaces]

Did my Christmas video inspired you for this video??

[TheKolassalKC]

On a scale from 1-100, whats your maturity level?

69

[makiavel88]

What is cello doing at your kitchen? :D

[them1ndrape]

I love it... Surprise!

[Luwts1]

Those top comments are shit.

[BIGBLUBLUR]

@Luwts1 And now the search fo--...

Wait a minute... you didn't reply to either of them! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[TrinaVlogs]

blahahahahah! ewww!



[xarepe1]

@Beriaal oh okay. thanks then. ;)

[xarepe1]

@Beriaal Ooh sarcasm! I love it.

[Spreewaldtopf]

No more...

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CIA miami jokes.

[iLamarR1]

@Spreewaldtopf It's CSI

[lollingcreed47]

@Spreewaldtopf it's CSI miami noob :L

[foodonface]

@Spreewaldtopf You're pointing your gun...

The wrong way.

[LeftCleft]

I've had like 3 top comments on this video! Stop making me come back!!

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

@LeftCleft but you're amazing

[horrorvictim]

Looks like she was the only one who got...ahead in life...

ouch

[XeDro987]

I guess

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I just shot somebody

[rstueckle]

The description is golden.

[micalishis]

She was in episode 10 of the first season of Community singing to a rat. I just noticed that.

[MrSkaterape]

GAY!



[kittykaty664]

She screams like Allison Hannigan. God I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer...

[HardcoreSNiper]

Oh God! He's not wearing glasses anymore!

[rynoandliam]

9 SECONDS?? YOU ASSHOLES MADE ME LATE FOR WORK.

[Triforcecwp]

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[KrustynailsVideo]

where did all this shit with the glasses come from all of the sudden?!

[SpamBAT]

@KrustynailsVideo CSI Miami and watch their video "Ways to say no and still be cool"

[KrustynailsVideo]

@SpamBAT haha no i get the glasses joke, but the whole thing with illustrating it is new to me

[willbennett47]

I'd surprise her

[Bisondoof]

@richbah127 awesome!

[richbah127]

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( •_•) MOTHER OF GOD!

[lateraali]

I KNEW that the salad would have body parts in it..

[pewpewlololo]

@lateraali you had to ruin the movie for me, didn't you, jackass

[lateraali]

@pewpewlololo don't read the comments before watching a 8 second video, jackass

[HectorL360]

Damn unoriginal people -.-

[Pikopati]

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Am i doing it right guize?

[Ultimetroid]

@Pikopati You had me laughing

[Avrura]

His idea come directly

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from his head

-CSI Miami song-

[svenhoek12321]

@Avrura Oh come on stop stealing the top comment and be creative.....

[Schubijak]

Oh god no, WHO INVENTED THAT STUPID CARTON CSI MIAMI GUY?!

FULL CAPS RAAAGE AAAAARGGH!!!!

[ape0dude]

Look good at her reactions:

First she get scared from the head-bowl, then from the missing head on the body, but the third scare is from his penis?

[y0y0k1d]

looks like.

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(⌐■_■) i like bacon

[TheMaineLobstah]

Well it looks like...

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I copy pasted this and have no idea how you get the black boxes

[Kidzilla99]

I guess

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I've got a gun.

[xXDemonWater098Xx]

@Kidzilla99 ╚(•⌂•)╝ don't shoot me!

[fourwind]

OHOHOHOHOHO

[TheCakeB0SS]

Maybe these jokes should

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GTFO

Yea....

[fourwind]

@TheCakeB0SS No...

[xXTrulytXx]

I AM PUCHING YOUR SALAD

[fourwind]

@xXTrulytXx N

[PolSwed]

Do you have human people daily? You should, should, should....

[fourwind]

@PolSwed should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should....

[br00talKidHxC]

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hope you've... tossed.. the salad

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[Mangenus09]

@br00talKidHxC lameasfuck

[br00talKidHxC]

@Mangenus09 YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHH

[fourwind]

@br00talKidHxC HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEE­EEEEYYYYYYY

[fourwind]

@Mangenus09 fuckaslame

[fourwind]

@br00talKidHxC YOU TOSSER!

[Remix039]

I guess she...

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Got a heads up.

YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!!!!

[fourwind]

@Remix039 EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT

[shrain]

A head of lettuce was just too boring at that point.

[fourwind]

@shrain Indeed.

[nabbo99]

maybe he should have...

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quite while he was ahead.

YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

[Animationnnnn]

@nabbo99 Try not to steal comments next time.

[nabbo99]

@Animationnnnn i literaly swear that i did not see another comment like this before posting it

[TurbinationE]

@nabbo99 *quit

[nabbo99]

@TurbinationE well thank you spellatron.....

[questionablemakings]

@nabbo99

Quit*

[killingfrenzy1993]

One guy starts making a CSI Miami scene with emoticons and everyone is copying it

Srsly Youtube ?

[whattwowhat]

@killingfrenzy1993 eh, it's how a meme works. Catchy idea spreads around.

[fourwind]

@whattwowhat Catchychy.

[johndoe6171]

Looks like he got too...

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...ahead of himself.

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[KELLZ720]

*see another CSI reference* (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻

[aoibhealfae]

hahaha! lol

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

i guess he just

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froget it,this is annoying

[sportsfreek9000]

I read all these puns in the voice of Austin Powers

[loliver231]

┌─┐

┴─┴ Very nice!

ಠ_ರೃ

[xarepe1]

I guess he should at least had given her...

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... A little heads up.

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[gypsiecat1]

thats adorable

[LeftCleft]

It looks like they might be...

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....Head-ing for divorce!

[yosoynata]

@LeftCleft aawwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[kpkost]

@LeftCleft Holy fuck Kevin Brueck (spelling?) reference?!??!

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

@LeftCleft lol

[jocomitsu]

The 9gag army is coming, brace yourselves!

[MontyDuz]

@jocomitsu

?

- 9gaggers

[playingforbritain]

Is there a vegetarian option?

[Mrkakarot69]

Damn

[porridgesilt]

Salad=unlikable

[iamQuiliamQuil]

@porridgesilt Y U NO LIKE SALAD?

[porridgesilt]

Salad can fuck off.

[porridgesilt]

Fuck salad

[Musicjoe11]

I've heard of a head of lettuce, but this is ridiculous.

[ginnoveffect]

i think this is the best one they've done in a long time.

[jsDX11]

Lettuce see what's going down here. He seems to be going aHEAD of himself, don't you think?

[TheLMan101]

Wait... 9 seconds long? How dare you! I don't have enough time in my day to spend such a large amount of time!

[sartorius97]

5sf comments are the funniest!

[BboyJovi]

I guess he was just

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(⌐8_8) !

THE FUCK AM I WEARING?!

[mnypwrrspkt]

(⌐■_■)  --|-- |8=====D ~ /\

[mnypwrrspkt]

the suprise is my butthole

[TheDiodisesso]

Looks like he gave her....

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...A heads up

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[pwnzorgod]

I guess he won't be getting...

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...Any head tonight.

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[quadstrike]

she got too much head

[WolfSpartan1]

That's no way to get a head in life.

[Sumosak]

i keep seeing that bass in the background of all of these vids, NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU PLAYS BASS?

[NDawgHoyt]

You should have done a pie to parody Titus Andronicus. =)

Smart youtubers will get it, others will google it and then say they got it. =p

[luedog4life]

Ha... he totally freaking got her...

[ramonsterns]

Lettuce leaf this video behind, full-a-head!

[xWiZxKiDx]

Looks like he gave her...

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A head of lettuce

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[IvanSegal]

that sad part is that it looks like they work really hard on these things :P

[AmplifyedGuitarist]

Looks like that guy won't be getting ahead of anyone anytime soon.

[choomatt]

After the 5 seconds I need about 10 seconds to process what just happened.

[jonaskelley]

i'm glad it wasn't surprise salad tossing

[Dasyati]

"You wanted feta cheese? I thought you said head cheese!"

[hellgodhaven]

don't worry i would give that chick head too

[MrIplaybaseball]

The description makes this video ten times better lol

[TheFlixedBros]

haha



[BedtimeBrosStudios]

well that made me cry

-Brandon

[Polnadian]

For use in the inevitable puns:

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YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[RoastBeef191]

@Polnadian Looks like he gave her...

A head of lettuce

[AlexanderJVelicky]

@Polnadian Thank you, sir.

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I bet those are 5 seconds that she will never get out of her...

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Head.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[bioniclefighter09]

@Polnadian now everyone is coping u -.- this world

[TheAdmiral]

@Polnadian As good-looking and nice an effort that is, I feel you have committed a terrible crime upon the internet for doing so.

[dasnurk]

is that a fucking cello?

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

@dasnurk

No it is a head. 

[dasnurk]

@BedtimeBrosStudios oh... well that makes sense

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

@dasnurk

I do what I can to clarify and make happy!

Your best friend

Brandon

[FortressManagment]

I expected semen dressing.

[Kyloking16]

Soup or salad?

...

Super salad?

[runeboyz7]

i guess he got

*puts on sunglasses*

ahead in life

YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[imSTEG]

@runeboyz7 no

[Goatus666]

@runeboyz7 nope

[qualcom01]

This made my day...

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

@qualcom01

That was easy

Your best friend

Brandon

[tylerch94]

8 seconds

[JaeEffingKae]

@tylerch94 No, five seconds. Three seconds of title and end.

[BlueDragonWave]

Well, at least he's still alive.

[silkyz1337]

My sister says this all the time . I should try something like this to her

[ChunderThunder1]

Looks like he should have...

*puts on sunglasses*

...quit while he was a-head.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cheefoo124]

Phrases like "ear of corn" and "head of lettuce" make translating cook books a very serious and very dangerous business.

[Jontreao]

I like how I gotta watch these videos like 15 times more to understand when drunk

[iSleepForever]

"I guess you could say he..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...likes giving her head"

YYYEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[Animationnnnn]

@iSleepForever Way to completely rip that off from the top comment...

-Would you like soup or salad?

-YES I WOULD LIKE THE SUPERSALAD!!