Crystal Swing - He Drinks Tequila

[uoyevolisp]

Is that Ronan Keating's Wife on keyboards ? 

[pocpaul]

looks like its straight off Father Ted

[pocpaul]

the shame is unbearable wtf am i even doin here

[MrGowner]

incest is best

[virgintaker100]

they are the biggest incest talentless pack a wankers that was ever born!!!! worst thing ta ever happen ta ireland!!!!

[oMisFiTx]

That ma is so good at piano.... Oh wait.

[skuj2]

rude tube :D

[Cristin96]

the look the mother is giving the camera, like what will I do now:L

[Cristin96]

The brother is actually kind of scary...

[randmnumber]

drastic case of mother livin through children

[LimerickWarrior1]

Its a really bad sign when most Cork people think they are retards, but are they fucked up or is it all an act??

[Tiiik8]

@LimerickWarrior1 You think corks fucked up? Says the limerickwarrior? Limerick is full of knackers.

[LimerickWarrior1]

@Tiiik8 Well clearly you cant read where did i say cork is fucked up??? You ape. Take a good look around your shit hole of a city the next time your not watching your back and also be carefull not to suck in any air , did you hear the latest its toxic!!

[Tiiik8]

@LimerickWarrior1 Im not from cork?

[epicsarahxxx]

Did anyone notice that the brother and sister are totally being sleazy with eachother.....ITS DISGUSTING!!!

[THEsonOfPan]

damn the sister is HOT!

[eezysqueezy]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

[TheSwastika999]

Blondie girl is hot!

[EmmanescenceBabyy]

Dervla's in my school... It's embarassing

[jenks59]

@EmmanescenceBabyy I think she quite fit...let her know.

[dalyneasa8]

Your unreal!

[dalyneasa8]

Heya guys, I think your gas keep up the good work! from Neasa in Killeagh Cork....Dervla: Sinead Dalys l'il sister :) xx

[nickneachtain]

They are the bear's chocolate.

[TisEmma2]

Why so much hate!? I fucking love this song!!

[TheMegumi1]

@TisEmma2 It's rare that someone has a nice comment.

[TheDayGamers]

@TisEmma2 There Brother and Sister....?

[nosgothgbr]

The end bit at 3:55 just made me lol at work

[jebus2026]

Yeah he has to be on crack!!!!! with rubber neck chicken moves like that he has to be on crack!!! and somebody needs te give that boy a carrot, the donkey lookin fuck face. If pope bono does a duet with these, I'm disowning me country............ ?? well I can't I have nowhere else to go. But if I see that donkey lookin mother fucker and bono, I'm grabbin the nearest tractor and running them fuckin over. So me and the ma can move to the tropics & drink cocktails in the sun, No! dirty thoughts!!

[cullen4040]

I am sure this band is in breach of the, European Convention on Human Rights. In particular your right to Freedom from torture and degrading treatment. May be we could get the mother charged with Crimes against Humanity.

[jebus2026]

His eye's don't blink!!!! there is something wrong with that!!! kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[cullen4040]

@jebus2026 That will be the effects of Crack Cocaine then!! how else would anyone preform like this without total embarrasment!

[jebus2026]

Shit I'm Irish!!!!!!!!! have I been taken acid for to long????? What's happenin, is this a joke!!!!!!!! am eye even in the right universe????? yer women on the keyboard don't look half bad! no no get them thoughts out of yer head. Is that my granda singin?? cause that fucker looks geriatric.

[xsarahgallagherx]

@jebus2026 did you actually spell the word 'I' as 'eye'? You're beyond retarded.

[mcod99]

there mother is in it for now reason

[GalwayChick]

@TheAligator7  hahah i would do the same

[Munnchbunnch]

Cheeseius Maximus.

[GOLD1702]

gay fuck up of a mothaafuckaa fuckin' cunts!!! i got 1 word 4 this S.H.I.T

[Casonferal1]

cring..the mother is so cheezy..but the blong is hot...butthis is embarrassing

[bradyo2]

Just keep repeating 3:10

[thekrushori]

glasgow has really gone to hell.

[militair29]

they sound very good ,,i like it ,,a bit stranges but im from holland so its ok

[maplebanks]

he likes smelling the moms bloomers lmao

[joanneryan21]

pmsl pure spastics no wonder de father not in it he disgraced of his life hahahaha

[MrConorCool]

freeeeeks!!!!

[shaun9511]

they're irish?

i thought they were swedish or somethin

[ross9099412]

@willz69r hey if she was my sister,id have thhe hots for her

[spacejesusadventure]

@hakkujin lol

[therusher8]

Utter crap.

[niall441]

they stole this song, what a culchy thing to do

[ivonpio]

spastics

[mofillabumtempi]

@redzer06 she would only have been 12 at the time which would make you almost as bad as them

[redzer06]

@mofillabumtempi all over her face while her brother was doing the hucklebuck

[fossilput]

Incest made easy..... Jazuz, if that guy had no brain, you could pick him up and drink out of his mug shaped head.

[fossilput]

Christ in a bucket! It's Paul and Pauline Calf!

[TheAdmiralsemmes]

He dranks TeeKeeler

he talks dirty in spanish yall. Nub dat

[bazalicous]

Yer man sniffs his sisters knickers!

[oMisFiTx]

I actually feel kinda sick :/

[MarkyC2k9]

Yout boy

[iluvjedwardxxx]

jasus derek id do ya neday ;)

[kieferstar]

I just love the mam, the shapes she's throwin! :P

[iluvjedwardxxx]

i love u derek <3

[Seanmcdhuibhne]

If yis all don't shut up about the oul one I'll turn yis all into her bar of soap!!

[MegaRocketman777]

If they come to NY, I'd like to see them!

[SgtPepper303]

I know about 10 guys who look the spit of him lol

[JeasusBigBalls]

So who's riding who? Is the mother riding the son or the sister riding the brother or are the 2 of them at the mother??

Twisted fuckers..

[SuperJoey117]

@JeasusBigBalls haha great comment pity i cant give you loads of tumbs up haha funny as hell :D

[bloodmercs]

Terrible song is terrible.... Girl's not too bad though.

[TheImperialCrab]

the son needs to get laid so badly

[bohsblur]

incest 4 sure, the owl one is a

old boiler.

[firefightermeath]

The botox face of the mother scares the be-jesus out of me ..

[molloyju]

@redzer06

i rode the ma in crete 1945, also filthy

[CrazyxPineapple]

The disturbing definition of incest...

[stormin300]

The owl wan looks like Ronan Keating's wife!

[quigo1]

someone please stop them

[DizzyMissLizzy138]

I don't know about any one else but I don't think I would be singing that song with my brother and then hanging all over him at the same time.... But maybe thats just me :D

[TheMichealmc]

derbhla wat i wudnt do ;)

[gunhimdown]

the owl one has a massive mouth...you'd be able to fit soo much pen.....potatoes in their.

Dearbhla, do ya fancy a tag teem with yer ma? don't worry Derrick can watch.

xx

From Jerry the Bricky.

[willowwigga69]

Are u all re@@rded, if I c that bandy legged b@stard in public I will string the c*nts whores abortion up by his feet.

I have an awful dose of the wild horn on me for the sister and the mother doh, bth they are a disgrace to this once proud majestic country of ours!!

Tiocfidh ar la!!!

[RachelLee113]

They don't sound bad at all but I am distracted by Derek's facial expressions.

[daz523]

Dearblah.. You make me jiz in my pants.. Ill hire you..

[Vanubis10]

I'd ride the ride the rusty sheriff's badge off derbhle

[niloh96]

so cheesy with their cheap,false smiles

[superbabybull88]

I'd ride Dearbhla. I don't mind these-pure corny ass shit but it's the mother who scares me. She's evil i tell ya

[niloh96]

@superbabybull88

ha i would ride the mother ;)

[libertypics]

The Irish version of the Brady Bunch, overdosing on Prozac. They should be sucking crumpets. I'm bemused tryiing to take this in. Number one in every haybarn across the country!.

[ShamrocksGetYouHigh]

so embarrassing

[xMASTERxYODAx]

3.37 mary just said she wanted to shit on my chest :0

[vrover7]

Keep pressing 7 to see derek do the flap flaps

[dman15333]

Seen them at the dunbrody festival they were GREAT!!!!

[militair29]

the 2 our a bit incest ,and the mother .is a bit ugly please sing on real en not a song about kising you sister ,with your mother on the keyboard ,, skip the mother an tape a good song ,,the voices are very good // greatzzz from the netherlands

[Gurrier]

The sister looked extremely uncomfortable when he sang, 'she's a hot tipper'.

[kbhunter23]

I love this song<3 realiponneil this is a song that people would sing on karaoke dumbass so it would be nice if you just take your fatass back to college and leave the party songs to the alchys.

[lazynlovinit]

All I can say is..............He drinks Guinness she talks dirty in Gaelic

[lordsinclair1975]

@lazynlovinit They are from Cork, so ... he drinks Murphy´s and she talks dirty in Gaelic ;-) ....

God, the more often I watch this, the more surreal it gets....

[powerforpower]

He drinks tequila, shit-on stains; Spanish.

[CharlotteHarris09]

i laffed so much i nearly choked to death

[jimtheadoremorrison]

evil pyscho mother. shame on you

[Retrobeemer]

So much for care in the community

[Gmackematix]

It's nice to see someone is still writing 70s music!

[McChancer]

Shes a verry gd singer love it

[curlycaity]

I live for this shit :D

[FourMilesToRome]

If Mary was half as gordge as she thinks she is...

[MrKollies]

Fucking genius

[sugarpaddy08]

a few pints and i,d do the three of them 

[LULULEMONNN1]

she is definitely not playing the keyboard.

[lordsinclair1975]

@LULULEMONNN1 definitely not.... and... Derek humps his sis... 100% sure :-)

[LULULEMONNN1]

@lordsinclair1975 also what i was thinking!

[darshan06]

Nothing like the Irish doing "Latin Flava". I am pretty sure I saw an organ salesman in a mall playing this tune. Even if I haven't, I'm sure I have.

[MsJedwardo]

Just no

[TinieJordan]

WTF DO YOU PEOPLE SEE IN THESE FUCIKIN IRISH SCUMBAGS!!!

Ulster all the way!

[patsybob]

@TinieJordan people in Ulster are also Irish you retard! lmao!

[MADxSQUAD]

hahaha fuckin heroes!

[XXjack69XX]

Dat young fellas father should have flogged him round d house and bate d gayness outta d cunt..

[mcbridepeter]

@XXjack69XX

Thats right beat the gayness out of him,

Ya backward bastard go fuck yourself

[Ihaveaids2]

@XXjack69XX Ha ha Fuckin brilliant

[pohatyam]

if you cant keep it in the pants. keep it in the family

[TheDominionOfElites]

Oh god. One of my friends is the cousin of those queers (I live in cork), and now I know why hes so embarassed to be related to them.

[XXjack69XX]

@TheDominionOfElites Exact same man, sum clowns dey are!

[hgarvey08]

just heard that they all ride each other. How bad........ Ya man is doing well for himself

[hgarvey08]

I'd say da 2 ladies like big fat sausages by the heads on em. And yeh, that guy probably eats sausage.

[sp1ink]

this is hillarious it reminds me of my lovely horse on father ted

[MasochisticMalice]

i like how the mother just smiles awkwardly sometimes.

and near the end, she tries mouthing along to the words, but gets the words wrong.

[CYBORG36767]

fucking irish inbreds bahahaha

[joetheagent]

almost a million hits...and still the haters hate... as odd as it is...they have more talent than you haters. besides...when she is that hot...IDC what she sings... i would let her jam for me anytime

[MsIreland98]

jeysus its like somethin yer uncle would sing when he was half tight at the family weddin' of the year..... only worse............

[CrazyxPineapple]

Derek is probably the most amazing thing ON THIS PLANET

[2mac22]

lol this shit has just made my day!

[Genoxide85]

I'd do her.

[karinkemp]

O! M! G!

[gerrysmith12345]

The very best video on you tube. Always laugh at this!

[gerrysmith12345]

The very best video on you tube. Always laugh at this!

[TheFatAmericans1]

i'd smash it

[b0lkan]

Durrvla? Is that her name? hahaha I fucking love this video

[molezy24]

muppets insested weirdos

[JonniDark]

This is the most embarrassing thing I've seen in years. My eyes are watering.

[ratatatboom]

Oh my god. What the hell is this! Gotta get out of here fast!

[ratatatboom]

Oh, my god. What the hell is this? Gotta get out of here.

[marknally99]

MilF

[TheLunaFace]

am i the only person who thinks its wrong on so many levels for her to sing 'kiss my body' whilst groping her brother??????????? 2:03

[emmakatemusiclover]

i am ashamed to be irish lol :L

[spuddy83]

@emmakatemusiclover Ditto *facepalm* feckin showbands take the piss. We need to apologise to america for introducing rednecks.

[pathammond]

THey're gonna make a ton of money, fair play, the daughter is a roooide too :p

[fomoran]

Being brought up on Irish 'showband' music causes mental damage that continues into adulthood- if you know of a family like this please call child services before it's too late.

[hakkujin]

press 5 a few times

[TheCAGS95]

nothin like a bit of inbred

[jakubzmijzielina]

good singers

[oMisFiTx]

I'm not just embarressed to be Irish i'm embarressed to be human.

[MrDoctorjekyl]

so approximately 1/3 of the people who have seen this dont like it, how many people liked it coz thye thought it was a joke? or pathetic? if everyone saw this more than half would hate it, FACT, i have friends that can dance, sing, and perform better than you guys and no one nos who they are, your all goin to hell for this!!!

[bh80cz01]

The boy is Alan Partridge, the mum is Dulph Lungren in drag but the girl is actually quite fit!

[Cowboy740101]

This is a comedy act surely!

[cillers4567]

A fine example of the inbreeding that goes on in cork.

[ray9191]

Really wish i wasnt Irish when i see these fools!!

Dont think our country can get much worse...

oh well at least im half english

[Tarantellamusic]

I would say these freaks thought father ted was a documentary and so did @lauracorcoran1 obviously.



[Reneecatherine1]

@FriedKentuckyChicken I notice that the work "retard" is used by some people in America as a term of abuse. This word is unacceptable. I am not blaming you. In Ireland the term "retard" is no longer used. "Intellectually disabled" is the term used. People who are intellectually disabled cannot defend themselves when the word "retard" is used. I have a brother who is intellectually disabled and it hurts me when I see the word " retard" used or hear it in an American film.

[squishedpimp]

@Reneecatherine1

You're right. We should go back to using "trainable".

[Reneecatherine1]

@squishedpimp What do you mean by "trainable"? Are you referring to Crystal Swing or people with an intellectual disability?

[pathammond]

@Reneecatherine1 retard = slow

[Reneecatherine1]

@pathammond  Please don't use the word retard. I have a brother who is intellectually disabled and it hurts me to see the word retard used as a term of abuse.

[pathammond]

@Reneecatherine1 Je suis en retard. I am late.

[Reneecatherine1]

@pathammond I can see I am not going to win this argument. Au revoir!

[SuperVintagerose]

how is the mother okay with this?? incest at its best. Dermot ya filthy creep.

[MrsHouseTakeNewVegas]

Why are they singing about getting drunk and talking dirty to eachother.....worst hangover ever for a brother and sister!

[owensargent]

Incest! A game the whole family can play.

How proud can you be as parent knowing you have a mildly hot daughter and a boy that looks like an extra from fraggle rock!

[matthewhill01]

Arnold Rimmer gets a bit to close to his sister.

[TH3COMMUNISTC4T]

would be funny if a the dad came in drunk andstarted sluring the song

[xgotmyvansonx]

hahahahaha

[downzi104]

Irish people should be listening to REAL music, anybody heard of the Rubberbandits?

[ellendudee]

County Down have Paddy Kielty, and well, County Cork have these freaks.

[irishguy888]

@ellendudee paddy kielty is fuckin a weirdo u fuckin stupid person

[ellendudee]

@irishguy888 I'm stupid? Ha, it wouldn't hurt you to look at a dictionary once in a while you prick.

[mgo26]

I suppose plenty of people voted for the Nazis, so the popularity of Crystal Swing shouldn't really shock me.

[austinslevin]

Nothing like a drop of incest to wash down that nasty taste of tequila.