How To Stop Swearing

[JRFIGNEWTON]

i swear cuz i think its funny:)

[MaddisonSmile]

0:20 bad blue screen now its armpit hair

[xkingxx00]

yea..calling some1 a kuncklehead will make you look even fuckin worse

[solofotis]

WHY THE FUCK WE ALL THINK OF THE SAME FUCKING THING?? FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHI SHIT COALAS COALAS COALAS COALAS

[BOOMERRANGISH]

I CUNT HEAR U I HAVE A EAR IN FUCKTION

[lortappe]

:22 Blue armpit hair

[101Mauve101]

You will need a mouth

Step 1 - Stop talking

Did you know food go's in you're mouth?

[hohofong]

did you know?swearing reduce pain :D

[lekerdecker]

how to stop swearing. Watched 1:01 till the end. was like, thanks for nothing

[awesomeasfuck100]

What The Helicopter? Holy Dumb Fuck, Howcast, it Shitting Worked:) 

[Marios867]

lol at 0:12 it said you will need and there was soap in the backround so i thought itr was you will need soap

[Lolracok2]

I cNT :D

[zogirl99]

How to stop swearing

Step one: stop swearing.

Step two: repeat.

[liveyroxs]

@zogirl99 It's not that fuckin easy opps.I did it again

[TheNQSclan]

I bet that guy at 0:22 Was saying yo fat fuckin ass grandma move your bitch ass outta my damned way you fat fucker

[SecretAgentSarah8]

Niiice try xD

[LiterallyRob99]

My friend literally curses all the time

[Boodlebug13]

*me and my friend hate cuss words so for bi**h we changed it to neeshaneeshanaw

[2Twilite2]

I say Fudge O.o

[Iloveme362]

I say shizzlesticks I know it's weird it just comes to me so I say it

[3LI73PR0]

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRETRUCK. So just say FIRETRUCK

[criticaboutvids]

Why the fuck would I stop cussing..

[MegaLalablahblah]

Did you know... It's easy to decipher what the swearing guy with gray hair says?

[MrKiller12385]

i really need to stop fuckin doing this

[mcurdybieberswiftfan]

Fork u

Lets all just forkin be quiet

lets go build a fork

fork my ex boyfriend!!!

[ponianne]

He is cute :3

[Librulz1]

when im about to throw the F bomb when an adult is in the room i think of A Christmas Story and say Oh fuuudge

[Iloverrb]

fuck! aw man..it didn't work..useless piece of shit!

[SuperCompleteNutter]

Howcast Why Don't You Stick This Fucking Piece Of Shit Up Your Asshole Bitches

[dakotaV45]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH FUNNIEST VID EVER (i didnt even watch it yet)

[Landistus]

poop frick

[aliyahiwai]

I thought " How to stop sweating" was the title.....

[atrxroller]

KIS OMIK YA 5ANEETH!!

[jericol2]

The reason i cuss so much is because fuck you

[AbbeyIsDreaming]

YOU STUPID DONK FIRETRUCKIN PIECE OF SHIP YOUR IN ASKHOLE.

[ImApoloto99]

Interesting.

[MrHiller]

i think i fucking made it!!

[Rawrzz04]

Oh hell ! This shit actually fucking works!! I haven't said one damn cuss word in cunt knows how long! These bitches know what the fuck their talking about!! SHIT GODDAMN!

[Eminemlover091]

@Rawrzz04 wtf bro lmao

[ceefiveceefive]

The problem with using some of the substitute words they gave such as "simpleton" and "lummox," is that one may stop swearing but they learn a new bad habit of ad hominem attacking. I think I would rather hear the swearing.

[adamkleinschmidt2003]

What the fudge!!!!!!!! , Oh Fiddle-de-de

[FrostBiteNinja1]

No shit, I'm not gonna talk like that in front a old fuck but I talk like that infront of my homies

[FrostBiteNinja1]

Stupid mother fucking dumbass peice of shit! Did this I already done this bitch and HELL it won't work! No I'm not going to a therapiss those bastards waste money I can waste on a cunt!!!

[squeeky95]

That's so true! I got in a fight and the little bitch made me bite my tongue so hard, I swore at the little bitch. Felt good to call her a little bitch.

[NLBlackname55NL]

What the Fuck is introspectation...

Well fuck, I blew it...

[TotallyGeeGee]

1. Tape your mouth shut (Optional: Super Glue)

2. Dont say anything.

Did you know that people have noses?

[ryanjoel11]

step one: get a baby or old personne

step two; hurt yourself

step three: say fuckk as much as you want or any other word this has been how to swear on howcast =D

[freemoney911]

oh my fucking gosh THANK YOU. I can't believe this fucking work. I used to fucking sware so bad it was like a bitch! But thank you so fucking much for posting this fucking video.

[feepque]

How to stop swearing.

You'll need: The ability to not be retarded.

Step 1: Stop swearing.

Did you know that fuck is a curse word?

[Flyspit187]

fiddle dee dee this fudge 

[Anacondas101]

shitshitfuckasstitsboobiescock­sfuckersassholefuckfuckfuckfuc­kfaggotcuntfuckerbullshitpussy

dickbitchfuckshitassretardfuck­ershitfacefuckwhoremotherfucke­r

not working howcast

[ymen1234]

fudge this

[iloveangrybirds102]

justin bieber! that hurt like miley cyrus!

[99ilovecookies]

oh fudgeeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuuuu

[TGdownthestreet]

GO FUDGE YOURSELF!!!!!

[SophiaVIP]

holy shit it fucking worked thanks howcast :)

[death5409]

@SophiaVIP lol good 1

[cyclone271]

i did not know ?#!$@! was a cuz word

[pokelover66544]

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

[natesrepublic]

...did you know that often ppl who only speak 1 language curse in there native language....thats the dumbest thing howcast has ever said..................

[blood66620]

@natesrepublic it says people who speak MORE than one language not just one language

[stevedapanda]

0:22 is that armpit hair or a green screen fail? :P

[MrCream657]

Step 1: Don't suck at CoD

That solve your problem?

[blood66620]

@MrCream657 not really their are some people who don't play call of duty

[Metroid225]

Step 1: See Step 1.

Did you know that recursion fucks with your mind?

[AfroBenevolence]

I'll use letter changing. Yuck Fou! Fou Mss Aotheryucker... This is not over set yhit brom futthole... Aucking Fsshole... Lol, I guess it's not working.

[lBLuEz]

Step 1: Be Catholic

Did you know a school has teachers?

[uptash]

I'm surprised they haven't done How To Stop Breathing

[EmericanGangstarr]

fuckshitassdickcockpussy.

[TheUnicornFreak113]

i thought it said how to stop sweating

[ElissaLovesRock]

I only clicked on it because I saw a hottie. :D

[cheeseisthebest2000]

love song

[LaceyPortia]

spam 8 LOL

[MrRobbilun]

step 1: STOP swearing

[RealDeathstrikeable]

Babies, older people or clergy members?

Babies - screw those crying ass bitches

Older people - why am i thinking of those... just, gross...

AND SCREW CHURCH

[mem614]

or do as smosh advises, say firetruck!

[lyokofans]

shit i just swore

[DorixDoll]

Just think in your head: Im Flanders!

[CptnRedbeer]

How to stop swearing for good: Stop playing call of duty.

[ReallyRandom82]

hey he dont look that bad

[Zickino167]

Philosoraptor time!

Why do we swear to God, when in the Bible it says not to swear?

[ZhuZhuWebkinz101]

FIRETRUCK, I DON'T CURSE!

[Angiielovesn141]

yes, cuz my tongue is spanish

You'll need: an annoying sister such as me, paper, pen

Step 1: get ur sister to count how much swears u hav everyday

step 2: get annoyed by her constant counting

step 3: stop swearing

did you know Justin Bieber is gay?

[N1ravGuru]

FRANKIE COCOZA ??? LOL

[narutoxpein98]

i thought the title said how to stop sweating

[MrReallyquitebored]

@Kailey338 starting to sound like a smurf loveh

[Kailey338]

I don't swear, instead I'll do something like this..."what the poop? Mother poopin poop! Shut the poop up! You piece of poop!" lol

[2alexcool2]

Fuck you what if i don't wanna motherfuckin stop to fucking swear what i mean fucking babys are gunna tell me to shut up NOOOO SO SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OLD PEOPLE OLD PEOPLE CAN FUCK THEMSELFS lol just kidding i did on purpose to curse and i love babys and old people :D

[HeiHolaHello]

Tip: Who the fuck cares?

[acdcfannumba1]

What The Hell Is Introspection???

[Therandommaster4343]

1. Say FIRETRUCK

2. if someone gives you strange look say "FIRETRUCK YOU"

3. if you fail a test yell "what the FIRETRUCK. YOU FIRETRUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIP"

4. problem solved

did you know the 90% of cats have fur?

[blood66620]

@Therandommaster4343 smosh reference for the win

[zanev]

Oh fiddle-de-de on wasting my time

[KenWACKS]

FINALLY! I LEARNED HOW TO STOP SWEARING. TOOK GOD DAMN LONG ENOUGH.

[MrMordecai1134]

at 1:10 he says you fucking asshole

[lovecheer45]

I say Oh sugar.or uhhh sugar

[TheCrasella]

i say uhhhhh poo!

[TheCrasella]

@qomarguy yes i agree i do that

[Jesserulztheworld]

you shouldn't stop swearing when you swear it releases up to 70% of anger, so fuck you howcast

[xDFoRcEzZ]

fuck that. fuck, shit, ass, cunt, bitch, dick, cock sucker,motherfucker, fag, queer,

[MinecraftPhysics]

How to stop swearing:

1. Don't swear

2. ????

3. Profit

[JoannaGleeBie]

Well, Frankie Cocozza's got a new job. Good for him.

[Danyelle2345]

itz fuckin impossible.....

[idv22]

fuck that...

[MissShadowheart101]

Some word subsitutes can be what the chizzles and what the shiznit of rice.Also what the feces

[DINGDONG864]

@MissShadowheart101 Um. You just said "What the poop".

[xTSxALLDAY]

you fucking lummox

[LoveMusicRandom]

My friend would cuss around a baby or an old person anytime xD

[billy6543510]

How To Stop Swearing

Step 1: Watch a meme video

Did you know that meme videos calm your bad mouth?

Step 2:Play a game on the computer or play on the console

Did you know that if you don't use a mic, you wont get embarrased?

[Xmvtjets96X]

I would curse if I meet the young child on call of duty, and if the elderly isnt a priest or a teacher, I doubt they would care.....

[Xmvtjets96X]

lol just say words that arent swears (Ex: friggen,damn,hell,), and the word shit usually is not offensive around typical people.

[ArfenHouseRules]

i cant shit help it i have fucking tourrettes

[13rumen]

FUCK YOU MR HAMMER!

[RolfBrecht123]

how to stop swearing...... slit off your vocal chords...

[alfiedog12345]

I want to stop Fucking swearing its just so bloody hard. BRB gunna have a shit.

[PriorityOfVengence]

Fucking (German pronunciation: [ˈfʊkɪŋ], rhymes with "booking"[2]) is an Austrian village[3] in the municipality of Tarsdorf,[4] in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria. The village is 33 kilometres (21 mi) north of Salzburg, 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) east of the German border.

[thelolbells]

or say random thing----OH BANANA FISHCAKES! MY FLIPPING FOOT! YOU POOPINVAN-STEVEN!!

[MrPipeBomb11]

AHHHH! Fiddle-dee-dee! Fudging numbkull!

[007SNIPER700]

step 1: find out why your swearing

Me: BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!

[xAiiRPLANES]

FUCK I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.

[HarjyotS]

poor hammer, it was just a mistake.

[xFIRERUSHx]

HOLY SHIT! IT WORKS! Oh...wait...DAMMIT!

[MrNathanCompany]

Fuck this!

[NinjaDanerz]

Haha, "fudge" and "fiddledeedee."



[nike54254]

Fuck.

[MissRickiLynn]

He's cute.

[TheOllie171]

-HOW TO STOP SWEARING--

Step 1:

Dont do anything that will make you swear.

Step 2:

Dont swear.

Did you know the guy in the vid looks like Justin Bieber

[Xmvtjets96X]

@TheOllie171 Meh, a little

[faxmanloveswaffles]

My math teacher calls us "Turkey Lurkies". :P

[royce791]

i showed it to siri but it will still not stop swearing

[MrFury4]

puto de madre im not mexican i learned it from a friend LOL F**K

[SORA66242]

24 cant stop swearing

[hummingbirdcanada]

how to stop saying the "f" word

FIRETRUCK!!! SMOSH ROCKZZ!!! :P

[mrmrmrwatermellon]

‎"If you're in pain, a group of researchers concluded that swearing can help us withstand pain by minimizing the perception of it"

I TOLD YOU MOM!!

[ZzIiGg10]

Am I the only one that speaks more english than my own language?....

[mcpandawaffle]

and sometime instead of saying mother fucker i say mother flippin

[mcpandawaffle]

some time instead of saying shit i say fuge cakes XD

[HumanDynamite777]

How to Stop Swearing-

1st, you'll need:

1) A computer

2) A printer

Step 1: Copy and paste the following words- FUCK ASS SHIT PISS IN HITLER'S MOUTH. DOUCHEBAGS EATING CUM ON A GIANT CUM-FILLED SPERM WHALE. THOUSANDS OF SHOTGUNS FILLING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S CUNT, CUMMING ALL OVER THE GODDAMN FLOOR.

Step 2: Print what has been typed above

[Pokemvp]

@RuneFinity44 I fucking know? Who in this fucking shitty ass world has a fucking swearing problem. That's fucking bullshir.

[RyanTehBest]

Instead of FU I say fadoodle

[RuneFinity44]

Fuck, all these fucking video are fuck about random fucking bullshit. I mean, who the fuck actually fucking has a fucking swear problem? Is it evening god damn possible tro have a fucking swearing problem? Personaly I drop the fuck bomb every now and then, but no fucking way in fucking hell i have a problem. How the fuck can you fucking have a fucking problem with fucking swearing to fucking much

? This fuck video is fuck useless!!!!

[MACBarbie617]

instead of FU i always say fudge!!

actually i say "FUDGE AND APPLES!!!!"

[TheDivadoll18]

The kids at my school cuss alot.One time in call a boy yelled out "F***" my teacher was like "Sometime i just Wish i could take a soap bar and shove it down there mouths -_-''

which its odd since she cusses more thatn us O.o

[camogirl141]

i lasted 30 seconds....

[TheOrjay]

fuck this

[videogamenostalgia]

But I'm twice as likely to swear at a child or a clergyman...

[pantherloveable]

My name is Nini, I was raped before I died.I used to enjoy pain and now I inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped until I could no longer breath. Thoses meanies now suffer and die, and thoses who do not repost this on 5 other videos you will die too. I hate it too but I do believe that at the strike of 12 am, thoses who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long dark hair. Thoses who do repost this will get a kiss from their crush.

[iLovePie8320]

My name is Nini, I was raped before I died.I used to enjoy pain and now I inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped until I could no longer breath. Thoses meanies now suffer and die, and thoses who do not repost this on 5 other videos you will die too. I hate it too but I do believe that at the strike of 12 am, thoses who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long dark hair. Thoses who do repost this will get a kiss from their crush.

[colombiansweety01]

Hahaha that native tung thing is so true...my friends know if I am really pissed I will go off in Spanish lol.....

[TheAaron404]

I sort of quit swearing... I just go FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU and then I'm done... And people r thinking about making swearing against the law... Yes I think it's bullshit... I said I sort of quit, calm ur tits T_T

[ItzJustJohn360]

...I don't curse in my native language... Damn... I'm a shame

[cponfantage12]

i have a problem with saying the word "ass" to my 10 year old cousin....- im just like: you better sit your AS---... butt down! -.- -

[LiNaIsHeReToDaY]

I'm Cambodian, but I swear in English.

[rathaseng99]

@LiNaIsHeReToDaY me too! only i cuss in cambodian. KADOI MAI WEA! CHOMRAI YA! KADOI YEACK ! haha. what i learn from my momma whenever she breaks a glass cup in the kitchen.

[DarkZSlash]

Why the fuck would I need this shit video?

[imsogneiss]

1:14 hammer: you fiddle-dee-dee!

[snickersisdead101]

ofg diidly gosh darn cuttle picklyed fudge knocks

[callmedee1]

fiddledede?

[shadyboy969]

FUCK !!

[therealpersian1]

Fiddle didi HAHA HAHA . WTF

[XTurtles9788x]

idiot? seriously? spongebob has idiot

[YouWereBornToServeMe]

I wouldn't say "fiddle-dee-dee"

I go for "Oh Sweet Lord!"

Christian swears are acceptable everywhere. Even in church!

[candybell357]

This man . . . looks like a mix of Dylan Sprouse and Robert Pattinson.

[AsaDarg]

I'm german, live in germany and speak german all day. English is my 2nd language but I always curse in english.

[AngelicKasai]

Firetruck!! >:O

[12ily1234]

After 30 seconds I was like fuck this shit... This doesn't help, this is bullshit YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES.

[zzJURASSICxDYNOzz]

@12ily1234 LOL me too

[GEEway525]

damn hes hot

[centralgecko]

No Duh! Just Stop Being Angry

[SNT508]

The awkward moment when you swear in front of a priest on purpose because of this video.

[CokedUpPuppy]

*slams hand in car door* JUSTIN BIEBER! That hurt like Miley Cyrus!

[AnimeJunkey71]

@CokedUpPuppy You got that from TheAmazingAtheist.

[CokedUpPuppy]

@AnimeJunkey71 Actually, I don't even watch TheAmazingAtheist.

[AnimeJunkey71]

@CokedUpPuppy Oh. Well what a coincidence then.