There's a Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of it Yet Lyrics

[lulupotter888]

00:36 - 00:45 is the best part!!!

[MysticAtTheDisco]

Paigeasaur162 Where is the friend?! Give me the friend! XD

[tiko591]

Can i be the new cancer now

[TheGingi7]

Don't you just wanna punch someone to accentuate the ending

[TheGingi7]

I love how you have to figure out why the song's title is what it is and they are long as hell. That is why i love P!ATD

[torkity]

Loving every minute of it =) <3

[sweet1eminem1]

One of the things I hate most is when people try to explain the song. Let people figure it for themselves and make their own interpenetration :)

[ammeron80]

Listen to a P!ATD, your vocabulary is expanded by at least 10 words per song

[kryptonit3e]

Brendon is going to kill someone who is reserved to sit at a certain table. "From that moment you'll be out of place and under-dressed" means Brendon is going to make that person very uncomfortable and stressed, and have a smoke to relax. Brendon is "The new cancer" because instead of them getting cancer from the cigarettes and dying, they will die because "the smokes in that cigarette box on the table" are "laced with nitroglycerin."

[BaeBeaz3]

@starkidspencer XD I love Dwight he is so awesome! And Technically spencie CpCoulter sent you here ;)

[starkidspencer]

Lol DWIGHT BROUGHT ME HERE!

[Bluedragonfly881]

I love this song. I love how he says diva and the begining and the part "When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes, whoa, everything goes according to plan. I aslo like how the music changes. Yeah, I love the whole song.

[aaa2000ish]

IM A DIVAAA! :DD

[FangSongGuitarist]

@itsmeyoudorkrly I know, right? This is one of those songs that demands all your attention when you listen to it. In a good way of course.

[anatomylexigirl3]

i love it

[SuperGeet12]

Seriously guys, EVERY time I come onto this song there's always at least one comment about Dwight in a fedora. The Coult is slowly but surely taking over the Internet >:D

[AnglophilicAmerican]

DWIGHT FREAKING HOUSTON. In a fedora.

[sophsoph456]

@AnglophilicAmerican Which chapter does he sing this in?!

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

@sophsoph456

I think 26?? That's the HUGE one she clumped together so it's like 60,000 words at the moment XD

[sophsoph456]

@4LiveLifeWithLove4 Thanks :)

I finally got through with it. I love Dwight even more :)

[princesstarah2]

I can't listen to this on the bus anymore. It makes me wayyy to happy. Plus I always think of Dwight from Dalton when I listen to this :)

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

@princesstarah2

I know one hundred percent what you're talking about!! I was listening to this during school the other day and I just could NOT stop smiling for the life of me!

[adele21gbc]

Thanks for the info. I'll go sharpen my knives

[itsmeyoudorkrly]

I'm trying to read whilst listening to this. Needless to say, I'm not reading anything. xD

[adele21gbc]

If someone dislikes this song.....I'll come kill you in ur sleep

[sel1011001]

@adele21gbc

You got 24 ppl to kill then!

[snowbloss]

I LOVE THEIR SONG TITLES! :)

[irate1agent]

I swear they got the weirdest titles ever.

[mathisawesome314]

@irate1agent No, they have the BEST titles ever.

[RikkytheCoolKat]

@xKissCrissx I love you! I picture that scene in my head everytime I listen to the song, it's just so badass!

[clajatheperson]

For just a second there, i thought he sang that he was the nude dancer......

[XbotdfXteeheeX]

i dnt know why but when i hear this song i can imagine brendon as a handycaped person ready to poison som1 at a banquet XD

[xKissCrissx]

I have one thing to say: DWIGHTS BLACK FEDORA. that is all

[93schwan]

i'm drunk

[FaiThTH3desRoY3R]

:)

[FROZ3NFIR3ZCHANNEL]

WOOOOHOO IM THE 1501th LIKE :DD

[hermione428]

JAZZ HANDS!!:):)

[imadetea]

whos dwight ?

[miryiah23]

@imadetea Dwight is from the fanfiction Dalton. He sings this song in the story.

[imadetea]

@miryiah23 oooh ok thanks :)

[insertaghere]

It sounds like the guy singing is trolling the people coming to the party.

[demonsummoner2]

i broke the replay button T_T

[omglilyy]

After listening to one, I either debate on which one I should pick next, or just replay the amazing song ahead of me.

[rock91chick]

@omglilyy i feel you

[juggle500]

I don't smoke!!!_!!!

[MissElinegirl]

This is definitely one of my favorite P!ATD songs <3

[actressforever14]

DWIGHTTTTTTTT!!!

[sacar96]

Dalton brought me here... Then i fell in love with the song!! ;D

[Maciemouse367]

the tables are numbered because the cigarettes will kill her when they blow up because nitroglycerine is in bombs and hes the new cancer because cigarettes cause cancer

[TheJessJRep]

What does he mean, "I'm the new cancer?" Btw his little laugh is cute

[kiraheart4000]

my mom listened to this and she was like "whats this song about"

[iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

People tell me "Wow... you must read a lot! You have a huge vocabulary!" Little do they know, I just love Panic at the Disco :D

[MsQueenoftheshadows]

Can I have Brendon Urie please? I'm willing to pay..

[FullmetalGiraffe]

.. I swear, every time I listen to a Panic at the Disco song, I learn 2 to 5 new words. <3

[VampireKnight0331]

@FullmetalGiraffe and half of them dont have good meanings:D

[CobraStarshipxo]

@FullmetalGiraffe True



[SeaShellNecklaceBrah]

@FullmetalGiraffe What words from this song didn't you know?

They're all really basic..

>112 thumbs up

Faith in humanity lost; fuck this shit.

[JohnnyXFay]

I swear to this day, five years after she's out of my life, this is my theme song to an old friend. "When did SHE get all confident?" "Keep telling yourself that 'I'm a Diva.'" "I've never looked better and you can't stand it." :D

Oh High School. :D So my favorite P!atD song.

[Paigeasaur162]

I have a friend who wears suits to school everyday. When I asked him why, he started singing "When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes, whoa, everything goes according to plan." I knew I liked him for a reason.

[larymccartney1]

@Paigeasaur162 it was probably barney stinson

[TheEpicDuck23]

@Paigeasaur162 lol

[TheAryeh1988]

@Paigeasaur162 Why can't I upvote this more?

[AnnieNesh]

@Paigeasaur162 A guy at my school always suits too! I am asking him why in the hope he will do the same...

[xMyLilPocketMonsters]

@Paigeasaur162 THAT IS SO GODDAMN COOL.

[sweet1eminem1]

@Paigeasaur162 I want a friend like that :)

[TheAsdfghjkl383]

@Paigeasaur162 can I have his phone number?

[ItsBRP]

such a random song, but so good

[0RandomThings0]

@Sarrahhhhkc0ol Panic! At The Disco is nothing like Justin Bieber so people shouldn't be comparing the two! Besides Panic! At The Disco is better no matter what! Oh and yes I have The Panic Attack! Just like @valerieperry123 said!

[0RandomThings0]

Brendon Urie is defintely a type cancer that I would love to have!

[valerieperry123]

@Sarahhhhkc0ol, Well, first must I say what a "kc0ol" nickname, my friend. Secondly, I find it odd you say that as you 1. searched for a Panic! song, 2. clicked on one and 3. listened to it as you posted a comment... hippocrite much? Lol, and lastly, while Bieber has autotune and shiny hair, there is A BILLION times more talent between the guys of P!ATD than Bieber is capable of having. Wait one more more thing: PANICK ATTACK! :D

[killjoyghostfire]

@valerieperry123 i think you mean 30 billion times the tallent beiber almost has :)

[Sarahhhhkc0ol]

@valerieperry123 i have nothing against comments, you retard, thats not what I said. Secondly, I didn't say panic was justin beiber, I said you were. Third, I'm not a justin beiber fan, I'm a panic fan, explaining the reason I'm here. And lastly, since I had no problems with comments in general, I'm not a *hypocrite.

[Sarahhhhkc0ol]

Anyone who says "HURRHURR NO BEIBER FEVER, I HAVE A PANIC ATTACK" is a complete retard. You say that and you're automatically worse than the people who listen to Justin Beiber.

[JohnnyXFay]

@Sarahhhhkc0ol XD LOL. I get what you're saying (and I agree with it), but you went about it a way that made you seem like a jerk and a douche. Good day, sir. :D

[LittleBlade11]

NO!! Copyright infringement!! SCREW YOU!!

[gloriagloryfades]

* haven't figured it out yet

[AQWxXkillnoobsXx]

Im a dude and I fucking love Panic :D. Screw Blink 182!

[sweetsinger97]

Squeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Dwight!! -3

[SuperGeet12]

@sweetsinger97 *highfives you* I love how everytime I come onto this song there's always a Dalton fan somewhere! THE COULT HAS LANDED B)

[123MISSGLEEK]

love this song x

[gts4dls1]

addictive



[gts4dls1]

new cancer? more lik new nicotine.

[roguedragonotherkin]

This is totally the theme song for a character I'm writing about :)

[LexixxKandixxKid]

I was soo sleepy when me and my cousin were singing this and I was like ''and you say so under your...breast'' yea awkward

[lolpocky26]

the title cracks me up

[ItsUsFionaAndOlivia]

when he laughed, my heart melted.<3

[TSwizzleRocks]

Go Dwight! xD

[cookiesaredelicious1]

Ah, i miss their long titles. :)

[UltimatePanicAttack]

@prettypurpleponiez GOD DAMMIT! It's Brendon, isn't it? *facepalms* I am a horrible fan. Horrible. *sobs*

[DudeyTheFrog]

Dalton fans are all 'DWIGHT IN A FEDORA OMG OMG *dies* '

and most people are probably like 'who the hell is Dwight?'

*points to self* with the Dalton fans.

[katlover5455]

@DudeyTheFrog Wowie, this is kinda embarrassing since I've actually read the Dalton fanfic, but I don't remember anything about Dwight in a fedora? Can you please refresh my memory about when that happened, because I've totally forgotten... Haha

[katlover5455]

@DudeyTheFrog Wait a sec, nevermind! I just found it! It's that part where he is being the distraction, right??

[princesstarah2]

OMG DWIGHTANDHISFEDORA ADKSJF!!!!! God I love that boy :)

[auqablue400]

I'm happy how there's still comments here about Dwight and his Fedora Riot

[SuperGeet12]

MOTHER FUCKING DWIGHT IN A FREAKING FEDORA.

Seriously, I love how many Dalton fans have come here. THE COULT HAS LANDED <3

[princesstarah2]

@SuperGeet12 I wear my Fedora when I listen to this song!!!!

[Marthyxxbabie]

Dwight. Mother fucking Houston.

[AnglophilicAmerican]

Dwight Houston.

[nicosheir13]

these titles are ridiculous

[HAWTTtacos]

i find his voice so... i can't even explain in human words. so, asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjklasd­fghjklasdfghjkl :D

[13Thehe13]

Brendon's Voice is soooooo… hmm…<3

[Oridrag91]

There's a good reason our titles are excessively long honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

[BobbyT13013]

damn it I cant pronounce surreptitious

[AmyLuvsParamore1]

@BobbyT13013 Surreptitios is easier to pronounce than nytroglycerin!!! Haha

[RoxeshiiAra]

@BobbyT13013 Sir-ep-ti-shus. XD

[booleylovesketchup]

IM THE NEW CANCER!! like if you are too! P!ATD forever :):):):)

[shawty151994]

I'm a little ashamed of how often I watch this video.

[pbandjamelley]

love love LOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!!!

[skydove11]

Forget about having the Bieber fever...I have a PANIC ATTACK ;D

[ParamorexFreak97]

@skydove11 Fuckyeah!

[MrsPanicatheDisco]

@skydove11 I totally agree! It's the new fad: Panic! Attack!

[kaliru1]

to the bday comment.....uhhh...CONGRATS!!! XD

[PurplePillow98]

I cannot stop listening to this. I love the instrumental part also!! But of course I love the whole song. P!ATD for life!! New fave band-3 I liked them before but I was younger so I didn't really understand.....

[kiraheart4000]

i love how their songs have long titles

[PurplePillow98]

My birthday is in five days!!!!!!!!!!!

[bellamyershannibal]

@PurplePillow98 Happy Birthday :D

[MusicMyLife65]

I love his calm voice as he talks about killing her

[YourLoveButton]

oh hey, when i wear black slacks with accentuating pin stripes, everything DOES go according to plan! :DD nice.

[IAmOwlCity3]

Panic! at the Disco could do anything with their music and make it sound freaking amazing every time<3

[DakotaSweets]

Karkat Vantas.

Just sayin'.

[PanicingPanda123]

Panic At The Disco's song are getaway to my paradise, when i get in a fight with sum1 i listen to one of thier songs and forget the whole thing!

[strawberrykisses97]

still waiting for the music video for this song.... still waiting....

[dhappypunk]

i love the ska sound to this song.

[TheGuitarplayer37]

<3333 my favorite panic at the disco songggg!! <3333 #AMAZINGG.

[LisaGirl891]

When I first c;icked this, I didn't know who is was but,

When I first heard the singing... I jknew immideatly

<3 Panic! At The Disco

[barbielavoya]

love this song

[Love2Sing509]

Dwight....lol :')

[UltimatePanicAttack]

*Stand. *Slanderous. *facepalms*

[UltimatePanicAttack]

Oh, Brendan. Brendan, Brendan, Brendan. I WILL NEVER NOT SYAND YOU! HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH SLADEROUS THINGS?! Dx

[prettypurpleponiez]

@UltimatePanicAttack I think you've forgotten about a far more important spelling error in your comment ;D

[gerardwayrox1612]

21 people really can't stand it...

[Euphoriagags]

It's 2012 and i'm listening to THIS!!! <3

[sonicperson123]

Teacher: Please use the word "surreptitious" in a sentence.

Me: I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.

My teacher gave me the strangest look.

[MrsPanicatheDisco]

@sonicperson123 That's hilarious! Maybe I'll do that if someone asks me that!

[elspajamas]

this song is speaking about the pressure's society, will suppress, judge, and kill you psychologically. and jealousy. how people feel that they have to look a certain way but stand out and be different at the same time.

[DudeyTheFrog]

I'm reading these and thinking 'YAY, other people who've read Dalton!'

I almost screamed when Dwight started singing this...in a fedora...dancing across the tabletops...it fit perfectly XD

[TheManyFacesofJester]

"I bet to them your name is Cheap

I bet to them you look like...Sheep?" That's the only word that would go with that stanza.

[ScreamoRules445]

@TheManyFacesofJester the word is shit. the line is "i bet to them you look like shit."

[TheManyFacesofJester]

@ScreamoRules445 That doesen't rhyme with "Cheap." It doesn't fit the stanze. Its A Joke.

[TheKatyofKings]

I love this song sooo much!

[xxultrahappyxx]

I cook breakfast to this song. Then my food comes out amazing!

[xxultrahappyxx]

Bieber Fever?.....For P!ATD's sake no! I have PANIC ATTACKS!!!

[13Thehe13]

1:23 i bet to them you look like SHEEP! >:D

[LimberbuttWillEatYou]

this song makes me want to DANCE

[TsuchiEnkou]

Can't wait for a karaoke of this to come out :D

[harrypotter917]

@TsuchiEnkou truthfully, I read your comment as 'Can't wait for Ryan Ross to come out ;D'

lol apologies. xx

[TsuchiEnkou]

@harrypotter917

I have those 'cant' read' moments often, no worries :D x

[taraboification]

"I've never been so surreptitious so of course I'LL be distracted when I spike the punch." Actually the lyrics are "I've never been so surreptitious so of course YOU'LL be distracted when I spike the punch." Just thought I'd let you know :) But other than that, no mistakes, and great lyric video. You can spell and punctuate. I'm proud.

[sweetestgirl987]

Lovee Panic! At The Disco(:

Kayla:I bet you just can't keep up with fashionistas!

Me:Tonight, tonight you are ,you are the whispering Campaign!

*Caden runs into room*

Caden:I bet to them your name is cheap

[MissCapsx2]

I automatically started singing Build God Then We'll Talk when this was over :3

[LauraTreptow1999]

What was Spencer's last name again?

[xXwolfgirl13Xx]

@LauraTreptow1999 smith. :3

[Realjapulapu]

@LauraTreptow1999 Smith

[themadhatter10771]

i remember everything about this song except the title....

[mirrormadness]

LOVE THIS SONG. 

[KiraKetsuAkatsuki]

18 people realize there must be a good reason people like this song, but they just haven't thought of it yet.

[Aristeo509]

@KiraKetsuAkatsuki Better than the top comment, actually.

[xxultrahappyxx]

When i'm in class I just randomly start writing the lyrics to the song and start humming it. Then the girl next to me asks what am I doing and who is P!ATD...

That's the moment before I hissed at her and shunned her from my social enviornment.

[snickerslover21]

my cuz showed me this vid.cant get off of it since.he he.and who is dwight?and whats with everybody taking all the worlds exclamation points?you only need one people!

[123Msalliecat]

@luvmyMCR4evaxx I take it you aren't a Glee/Klaine fan. It's from a Fanfiction called Dalton where a character named Dwight sings this. We all picture that it would start a sex riot. I liked P!ATD first but I just think of Dwight when I hear this. :)

[THENEWSKOOLKIDS]

@runsonbatteries same here

[runsonbatteries]

the lyrics remind me of Fight Club hard

[TheManyFacesofJester]

This Song is Fantasic!

Oh, I'm sorry, Did I just leave a comment that actually reflects my opinion of the song.

What WAS I thinking.

[luvmyMCR4evaxx]

WHO. THE FUCK. IS DWIGHT.

[0oAccioLoveo0]

@luvmyMCR4evaxx He is a character from a Glee fanfiction story called Dalton by CP Coulter that is really popular and a lot of Kurt/Blaine fans read it. In the story Dwight sings this songs and that's why a lot of comments are about him.

[maddieeeee22]

I love how half the people commenting on this video are like DWIGHT!

And the other half are like WHO THE HELL IS DWIGHT.

Oh, you deprived children.

[chandaman789]

WHO THE HELL IS DWIGHT?!!!!

[mandalovesyou1107]

My friend and I will be somewhere in public, like at school, and randomly start mouthing this song to each other really intensely, then crack up when someone notices. XD

[xxultrahappyxx]

can't get through my day without listening to or singing this song