Sweet Bertha's Rattle Snake Chili turned out a little bit runny 'cause She needed two rattle snakes but She only had the one so she added a package of chicken bologna burnt it to the bottom of the pan and the whole dang trailer smells worse than when She made that skunk cassarole last week She caught Me looking at Her Sisters feet now everybodys sick from eating Her cooking and the hogs won't even eat that slop So I told Her She's to pretty to cook. Doctor Catsburger M.D.
:-O:-O this is a fake i know
mic282 3 years ago
This is exactly what I think someone named Bertha would look like. I always thought that.
VomitSelf7 4 years ago
SeizureChords 5 years ago
The hungry brow.
CaityFoxx 5 years ago
Haha, funniest stuff ever. Mainly because its me dancing up there. THATS RIGHT I'M BERTHA!
xstenox 5 years ago