The captains blog - Jean-Luc alone at last...

[john17972]

That's some gross shit that he is drinking there.

[chaosaxis]

@john17972 Ever had it? It's actually quite lovely.

[thadea]

Imagine you just invited a chick over to your place for the first time and she is greeted by this exact scene...xD

[asuch874]

Enterprise E ready room.

[asuch874]

He Look a little too tall 2b a clone of Picard.

[KurosanNitebird]

@windywindy Kill yourself now, please.

[KurosanNitebird]

@Mrthestyle1 Kill yourself now, please.

[duskmonkey15]

Everyone Type "Won

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[KurosanNitebird]

@duskmonkey15 Kill yourself now, please.

[715th]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[KurosanNitebird]

@715th Kill yourself now, please.

[KurosanNitebird]

@715th That made no sense. Granted, I wouldn't expect the kind of retard that asks people to visit scam websites to actually make sense.

[GolddieSaliba]

This is out of control!

[ghosterdude]

i can't make up the ingredients;

champagne, brandy, sugar and .........????

[jaxblaze]

@ghosterdbude its bitters dude you can get it in most supermarkets

[ghosterdude]

thanks

[ronaldrabbit28]

does this guy just walk around in a star trek costume everywhere he goes?

[GolddieSaliba]

LMAO!

[ronaldrabbit28]

I've got 'edache.

[Htidkiller]

make it so..

[xxxtaddxxx]

Damn guy dont be lying to yourself. The whole time you were filming this you were fixiated on the word cock and completely forgot about it being a cocktail. You lil bald froggy fuck.

[aspiringandinspiring]

This is awesome. Nuff said.

[alexanderjurjens]

Hahaha, I'm feeling a little bit tiddly.

[123Nikodemus]

i think its the guy from "hamburger hill"

dont know his name thou

[tasev1]

Wow - This guy should have played Shinzon (Picard's clone) from Nemesis. I saw this at work without sound, and not only he's got his look, but his mannerisms too!!

[sondano]

@tasev1 not at all. Just because he is bald he won't be like Picard. Same with Tom Hardy who was just terrible in Nemesis

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

Priceless,

but the accent should be stronger and you can't open your eyes that wide.

[princeaferd]

hahahahah the tiddley and make it so was great

[SargeSix]

haha, this is awesome

[stillwaterseven]

Damn, he's a spot on double if I've ever seen one

[veral1979]

This made me laugh-thanks:-)

Does any1 understand what i'm saying? type veral1979. Thanks

[ScribbleScrabbleGirl]

More please! Who is the actor as Stewart/Picard? I could watch him explain more mundane things with the Picard flourish :D

[FancFree85]

So the Earl Grey Tea was just a disguise for his real drink! HAHAH "I am feeling a bit Tiddly"! That part got me! I am a huge Star Trek fan and this is cute!

[v5spectre]

discharge this video out the airlock

[GordonEdward]

I concur.

[ks100001]

From your description...

"We like our ideas to be smart, original and memorable"

Smart? FAIL

Original? FAIL

Memorable? You're on YouTube, ffs

[N37BU6]

He doesn't look that much like him... I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Anyway, good job! The voice is great, and the mannerisms are even better.

[ChrisCamTheMan]

I never knew that picard was bald in his 30's.

[poopstainsz]

is he the x man guy

[livingwaterrevivals]

Wow, he looks just like him from the side.

[DnlCraig007]

This man should have been cast as Shinzon in the Star Trek Nemesis movie.

[bldrake]

He looks very similar to captain Picard in a way. He also kept a bottle of real liquor safe behind Guynan's counter, but it would have been interesting to see him make a cocktail on the Enterprise :)

[Wrathofpink]

I'm feeling a bit tittily LMAO

[Barshki]

talks like Ralph Finnes

[Barshki]

looks like Jason Issacs

[WTFalreadytakenSHIT]

the drunk twin!

[JAYROX1969]

Best star trek episode ever!

[KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ]

You look just like him lol.

[PrinceVice]

is this even really? ...Im tempted to try it

[Zildjian90]

genius, freakin genius!

[zedninja]

that was gay

[DumbDuck44]

then call me a homo, cuz that shit was funneh! :D

[LimeInTheCoconut21]

That will make you wanna tear your head off in the morning just to make it stop hurting.

[janmann33]

wanna see a funny video??? search for elmo orders taco bell...very funny :)

[raynekoest]

Amazing resemblance not just in appearance, but right down to the timbre of the voice. Well done!!

[GUAlliance]

bah.... I love the real picard!

[DrBongWater]

I say Ol Chap,

did you know that when you spill Bongwater in your automobile and let the sun cook it in a bit, that later it smells like leather in there?

I Say, this automobile has a cloth interior! Pity it's not vinyl.

[ElleEctro]

great :D

[Ichiraku09]

kinda looks like the SAS guy from rambo..

[TheJamDev]

Haha. A Drunk Picard.

[JAYROX1969]

Tiddly! Make it so!

[Diavik55]

I too sluuurp spilt booze off da bar!

[zacefronlookalike3]

sweet

[mandydax]

I think that's Ian Hart. At the end, I think he's gonna yell, "Come here, Potter! Now!" P-p-p-p-pretty sexy, eh?

[JHandcock1111]

Hi Back.  :)

[jake0112]

Whoa! This dude looks a lot like him

[53531640]

Yes by golly he does look very much like him. very very very much.

[WatchVenusSpa]

Captain Picard > Abrams' Kirk

[indievideos]

Picard > Kirk in general

[deitschman231]

what language is he speaking?

[MidgardEagle]

Picardian.

[PaulMichaels78]

OMG. This is uncanny

[C0wb0yc00l]

He looks more like Ben Kingsley.

[Mateo151]

what is the ingredient after the sugar?

anyone?

[fabthyme]

angostura bitters

[Peatman]

wow, the resemblance is truly UNCANNY! The voice needs to be a tad less effeminate and more Shakespearian, and he's pretty much there.

[OneSearchingForTruth]

Let me guess - Jean-Luc as a lieutenant. LOL!

[scattershot1]

did he say he was feeling "tit-ely"  must be regional dialect ... for fags.

[JAYROX1969]

I think he said tipsy, which is British slang for being slightly drunk.

[ThotPran]

You are correct, it is. well English slang.

[deitschman231]

tiddily... tipsy

[77Aussie]

Kirk would've entered the self destruct sequence and gone down with the ship before even touching such a pussy drink!

[Logan3D]

so many trolls..

[FreemanGordon2009]

I thought he was sniffing coke when his head went down.

[nikheizen]

aw man you look like that guy from whats it called... battle star galactica right?

[fgzf]

he is a guy from battle star galactica :D

[xxxtaddxxx]

I'm not gonna lie.. your a fag. This video was like watching a train wreck. If the train was a dick and the wreck was that dick going into a mans ass.

[thepeter]

lmao i'm gonna start saying that

[btester1]

Clone!!!!!

[TearsAreLikeArsenic]

so this is what Picard does in his spare time : D

[furiesego]

Thats great really liked that.

[GalryZ]

The god damn Romulans cloned Picard and made him an alcoholic!

[GalryZ]

Holy crap....

[yoowho007]

dash of sugar and dash of wut???

[theultraman10]

Oh Yeah!!!

=)

[system0system0]

omg did you have some operation to look like him Jesus

[GenoPeppino]

Like everyone else says, this is absolutely remarkable, uncanny, and just plain funny.

Please tell me you've met Patrick Stewart... he seems like a pretty cool guy, wonder if he'd be in a video with you!

[PR13STG0RD0]

The perfect captain's coctail, by the perfect captina.

Brilliant. Subscribing now. Make it so.

((((STTNG Theme)))))

[stevefeltham]

remarkable!! bring that cocktail to the loch captain.

[voyagerdave]

Engage

[LouisElegantRequiem]

Pfft... This guy is good at being Picard.

[salty7121]

thats very silly lol lol lol

[Finixx240901]

:38 uncanny

[Georgness]

" Come Numba One "

[PrincessJuJuBear]

LMAO!! That was great! More More!

[deguigand]

don't forget to put your thumb in the little dimple

[Warthogfan]

wow

[lurasman]

Wow, he looks just like him!

[spwner]

why do you look exactly like him?

[TheDarthVaderFanClub]

No, but almost alot!

[TheDarthVaderFanClub]

You cant drink on youtube!!!!!

[Wasiaaaaa]

yeah you can

[TheDarthVaderFanClub]

No, cuz then u get drunk! happens all the time at my mothers house

[Wasiaaaaa]

lol, you dont get drunk from this much alcohol...

[MrHairyNutz]

But he gone and did that homie?

[firstofficer0]

hahha. if i saw you,i will break your legs!

you are so funny,hahahha. if i saw you, i will make sure you eat that hole bottle... :D. f$##ing unbeliever!!!

[123Nikodemus]

HAHA GREAT!!!

love it

[FatMat426]

Slurping it right off the counter, nice!

[tezkingkong]

Drunken old Sod.....

[tezkingkong]

YUM YUM YUM.....

[vioflo87]

:))

[MichaelGunnMusic]

a little too much head there.

[Mistamudd]

Haa haa - Picard's a Piss Head :-)

Love ya Mr Stuart !

Mista Mudd

[CaptPoco]

Whoa, I feel pretty bad now. That was some weapons grade shit right there.

[metabog]

Hhahaha. Whoever gave Cpt. Picard the webcam is facing courtmartial.

[washingtonpaul549]

hell if i was stuck on the enterprise for 7 episodes i'd want a drink too.

[D0ntClickThisNam3]

Don't click here!

[hmrdulcimer]

Please sir, can we have some more...of your vids? That was excellent!

[HeyPoi]

wow, he looks so much like Patrick Stuart.

[azure6610]

Your kidding right? looks nothing like him >.>

[bones1138]

I didn't know blind people also watched youtube

[PacRH]

If I looked that much like Patrick Stuart, I'd go everywhere dressed as Picard.

[firstofficer0]

Stewart

[PacRH]

Whoops, thanks

[salhusramp]

Haha, what a piece of shit :)

[salhusramp]

Omg. this is some of the biggest shit i have ever seen(y) But yeah, offcourse Trekkie`s like it ^^ So i now know why this shit is posted here(y)

[salhusramp]

i wasted 1minute and 11seconds..(n) This is for hardcore nerds..

[megamass00]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cursingyorick]

love it.

[mariobmf]

Hi Giles, Mario from Brazil...I just love it! And I just passed your link to my fan club os ST here in Brazil FFESP and they will love your stile too... I be waiting for other videos....Mario out...

[DnlCraig007]

Wow!  that was great... Cheers!!!

[Goldiney]

I saw this guy at Vegas.

[bralen24]

HOLY SHIT! this dude looks just like.... God, he's hot... I want him.

[shue3303]

looks exactly the same.

[ManilaNCR]

Beam me up Scotty!

[CodeKitten]

Uncanning!

[1604256]

no es el de verdad...no es Patrick!

[CollateralSandwich]

MORE!!!!!!!!!

[mrsimon05]

VARNING LÄS EJ!!

år 1997 var det en flicka som hette jane hon skulle gå en promenad i skogen då hon försvann........Tre år senare alltså år 2000 gick hennes bästis mary en promenad i skogen hon hittade sin bästis och på hennes mage stod det "jag var inte söt nog" nu när du läst detta så kommer jane dyka upp i din spegel o mörda dej det, hände med mary 2 dagar senare......för att bli räddad måste du skriva vidare detta till 5 andra hemsidor......

[lillhonken]

..ställ dig på motorvägen och vänta där är du snäll.

[SupervillainVlog]

This guy should ahve been cast as Shinzon in the Star Trek Nemesis movie.

[BottledSavior]

I didn't pay any attention to what he was saying but he does look exactly like fucking Picard man! The resemblance to Patrick Stewart is uncanny so on that point its brilliant.

[eddie071587]

THAT WAS KINDA GAY

[maxenevitable]

LOL i feel a little bit tiddley

[deguigand]

Makes me want to mix one right NOW

[jtpfreak]

Brilliant.

[wanbegok]

this one got my vote. 5 Stars!

Make It So! LOLx

[JAYROX1969]

Make it so!

[sneasalmaster]

Engage!

[badluck1986]

liberache gay

[ProfessorFarnswarth]

Luke, I am your father. LOLOLOLOL

[AboveTheTrees]

i had to watch twice --> for instance i could just focus on how similar the guy is to the unique Picard !! ... and what a classy drink I shall be trying that tonight

[teemuruskeepaa]

This is another fatalist demonization of the optimist and idealist TNG.

[theStubbsy]

MOET... very nice... Bottle fermented? I think so.

(lol, good job on Picard.)

[christiangaron]

Well done. As you were.

[mavedidannaff]

JJ Abrams is gonna run after you to have you play a younger Picard XD

[claytonstarbar]

this looks like a younger slimmer gayer dave cortney the poor guy

[MistaClaypole]

giles is this the first of your out-of-this-world cocktail lessons?